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0 SAYS his mother. It is hard to keep
Jjj such boys in clothesor rather inside
of clothes. We have had some suits
built to hold that "Buster" of yours and if
you will bring him here for his X X X
Fall and Winter Suits
We will eive vou garments that will
stand all the racket he can give them. You
will find our prices reasonable and ir you
will allow us to show you our new styles
we are sure vou will count your time well
spent. v X A XX
ii . riiiin'
amusing.
ha, hal"
"Funny, la It? Oh I Owl Ouch! It
won't bo so tunny when I got my hands
on you."
"Got yodr hnnils on mo? That's n
agoodonel Ha, ha, hnl By Hanna,
that Is a good ono. You got your hand
on mo. Ha, ha, 1ml I In, ha, ha! Ha,
ha, ha I
"Well, why not? Owl Oh, ouch I
Oil, ow! Wow I And I will, too, this
fall."
"Oh, no, xou won't. Ha, ha. hal
Your excess of unreasoning cnthtiiiasm
won't let you. Ha, ha, ha! lln, lin,
ha."
"Ouch I Oh. ouch! Ow-w-wl You see
Ha, ha, hn I Ha, ho, hal Ha, 1 and never pulldown-the-flag'n your ear,
and you'll tako off your coat to holp
elect my party of patriotism, pros
perity and pelf. You get your hands
on me? Ity Mac, that Is a good one.
Ha, ha, hal Ha, ha, hal Ha, ha, ha!"
Alex lllckelts, In I.lfo, of New York.
ft .
The Albany Democrat has a now de
partment of a humorous naturo railed
grafts. Hero aro pome:
A hard habit is the coat ono owes for.
Some boys will never bo smart until
thrashed.
I'altit is easily removed kissing a
woman's chrck.
There is no place like some liomcp,
hence some men don't get homo until
G, W, Johnson & Company,
The Peoples Olothtcrs and Furnishers.
!f T .l. I.I . . .1 . .
iiiuoiii uiasi you lor mis " i
"Phew I Why If you Intend anything '"ornlng.
like that, I'll just holler patriotism and It takes women too long to find their
glorious destiny and duty to humanity pm-kotM to over go Into politics.
4 'Good Coanset
Has No Price."
Wise advice Is the result of expend c.
The hundreds of ihousAnds nv'io hive
used Hood's Sarsapania, America s !
Greatest Medicine, cjunsel those ":u
would purify and enrich the bleed to
avail themselves of its virtues. He is
wise who profits by in oooJ advice.
y&Ctfo ScMapaA
oreoon
mm
Fair
SALEM, OREGON,
SEPTEMBER 17 TO 22, 1900.
THE DAILY JOURNAL
BY HOFER BROTHERS,
.-(THURSDAY, 8HPT. 13, 1000.
Dully Ono Yoar. 3.00 In Advnnoo
Dally Four Month t 91. In Advnnoo
Wookly Ono Year 31. OO In Advnnoo
ON THE BEACH.
Goo. Dennett In KoMburg Itoiloir.
O, tro'love to stroll,
Where llio billows roll.
On a cheerful and cloudless day;
And roam o'er tho strands,
With their jeweled sands,
And to watch tho wild waves at play.
Tho wator it raves,
In tho sounding caves,
In tho gloomy anil dark defllu.
Hushing and dashing,
Seething and splashing.
Through tho echoing somuro aisles.
Sitting on a rosck,
Beyond tho chock
Of tho in-coming angry wave,
Wo think of this hfo-
Itq sorrows and strife,
And tho life that's beyond tho grave
'A DISEASE THAT. IS NO LONGER FASHION
ABLE. Tho election of olllcors for tho United
f
States Hay Fever association, at Botli
lohom, N. H., carries with It tho infer
enco that (ho society is in a flourishing
condition. Ihero is,apparent!y,uo dim
inutlon in its membership, but. on tho
other hand, a steady increase, since no
body over dies of hay fovor,and tho dls
order is constantly attracting new volar.
Io.
In considering tho numerical stroiiKth
of tho hay fever contingent, it must bo
lomcmbcrcd tliat there aro hundreds
and oven thousands of devotees of this
ailment who have never stood up to ho
tnuntod and who hnvu not been uhlo to
join tho annual oxodun ot their fellow
sufferers to those localities where men
and women may enjoy Immunity from
nasal irritation. It must bo admitted
that tho novelty ot tho diteaso lino large
ly passed away and that it has taken a
placo witli such commonplace nllllctious
as ague and rheumatism and indigestion.
Its former exclusive character gavo it a
prestige among fashionable peoplu which
it no longer enjoys, and this element bus
, been driven to ombraco appondltictis as
a protection against contact witli tho hot
point.
Tho expansion of hay fever is In per
feet harmony with tho American Idea.
The genius of our Institutions Is against
.'monopolies. There is nothing that re
jualns rare in this noun try for any con
siderable period o( time. Tho whole ten
dency of our civilization is to bring with
In maohof all tho people thosu things
which at llrst aro uttahmblu only by a
cIionoii few. Tho history of hay fever
which, only a few years ago, was rcn'ly
an nrlstocratlo disease, but which is now
prevalent among all classes and condi
tions of man, ought to ijulet tho fears
and subdue tho forebodings of tlioso fear
ful prophets who preach about tho on
slavomoutof tho people by a sinister and
despotic oligarchy.
Finns spells
Arc peculiar to women. Men rarely
faint. Many women are liable to what
they term "fainting spells," and this
liability is always most marked at the
monthly jerixl. ThU alone is sufficient
to connect the "fainting spell" with a
iieruugcu or uiscaseu
condition of the
womanly organs.
The uao of Doctor
Pierce's Paxorite
Proscription cures
irregularity, hculs
Inflammation and
ulceration, and Mops
the drains which
weaken the liody. It
builds up thu nrv
ous fcystcm, Increase
the vital powers, and
so remove the com
mon oauao of faint
ncss in women.
Thore is no ulcoliol
in "1'avorlte Pre
scription ;n neither
does it contain
opium, cocaine, nor
auy other narcotic.
" It glvr tne much
.plctuurc," writes Mini
Jills, 64 rp, ul limn,
tp n. OuU'ord C) He
to thank I)r llvrcc for
the urriit t-ood rccclvrU
ftuni the use of his
raronic i-ractiimon
and 'Ooldcn Medical
Disoovtrv.' I luil suf.
feted for three veara or
tuore At mouthlv tirriodi.
".. .....-. -: "7 "v. ----,
j wouiu uie vruu rain in my imck una stoituc
oa
vltA. w if
h
k
It M-tmtlss thou
I could not, stand oa my feet without (tinting.
hid given ujiall hmx oUrcr being cured, hra
one of toy fi lends Insisted uiou my trying Dr.
tierce's Favorite I'rfscHptlon. With but llltfe
faith I tiled It. and before I had taken half a
bottle I felt Utter, had better appetite and'
alcot belter. Now t have Liken two Lotties of
.' 1'avorlte Prescription' and one of 'Golden
Medical Discovery,' and am happy to say I am
CU1UT17 iium, vui at, nunc iu twu luuuw
The Dest Prescrlctlon for Malaria.
Chills and fi-ter la a bottle nf Orovo'a TahIpIpu
unii Tonic. It is simply iron and nomine In a
taslelcra form. No euro uo pay, l'tlco toe,
6-10 Gm-cod
JOURNAL X-RAYS
Clean up tho city during tho Stalo
Fair.
A A A
Tho Orogona vocales an appeoprl
atlon for tho Buffalo pan-Amoricnn ex
position. KToxatis want Immunity from cy
clones and starvation let them romo
to Western Oregon.
nay, uiu you rcaii tho way congroi b
fixed tho beach miners at Capo Nome
Published in this paper only.
Wisdom, tho Portland secretary of
tho statu fair, seems to lo tho right man
to tako it out of its old ruts.
It is evident fedoral appointments in
which Oregon Is Interested aro being held
up until tho senatorial contest Is decided,
Portland seems to ho genormiBly and
loyally supporting tho Stato Fair. Tha
city cat.'t livo without tho rest of tho
statu.
County Judge Bcott and commis
sioners Needlmin and Miloy drove to
tho south part of thu county in a two
seated carriage today,
ft 6
Mcllrldu raunot again pretend hn Is
Btipiwrtlug Dolph. Hu has got toc'imu
out Into tho open and tako tho sei.
atorshlp right off thu bargain counter.
Hut hois a good hand at a bargain.
ft
An Iiilluoullal man in tho party-
one who refuses tnvoto the party ticket
until ho has Ihcii promised something
substantial In tho way of patronage.
ft ft
The king can tlo no wrong. Tho lie-
publican party ditto. Hut if you ran
swallow what they did to tho Ntnmi
miners your Btomiwh is hardly hu
man.
ft ft ft
If, In a school, It) years hence, it shall
bo asked; "What celebrity litcd iu
Canton?" and a boy answers "McK in-
Icy," ami ui.other boy, '"Li Hung
Chang," which of tho Iniys will Im
' marked perfect?
ft ft ft
1 1 is amusing funny enough to ninke a
a hitching post Binilo the columns of
political paragraphs and editorials pub
lished by Hepuhllcan papers all sent
out from lliinna's brain factory Iu tho
Kast.
ft. ft. ft
Olio of thu moH successful Salem
business men was never known ti en
courage any entorprino or glvo iiuyoi.ii
so much as a single penny on any bar
gain or occasion. Ho is uuiitiittlly ad
mired and beloved Nit.
ft ft ft
Come, now, honestly; tell tho truth
unco on your honor as a man and a lie
publican ; you do not believo any of tho
Trusts or Trust Managers will oppose
tho election of MoKlnlo) ? Trusts mushbo
a good thing although your platform
loos not hi di'cloro.
ft ft ft
"Pait of Congressional Keoonl Krvo."
This legend is printed on postal cards
nearly a foot long aril under a con
gressman's frank Uopubllcan i-amraign
matter Is sent iu bundles thiough tho
mail at public expense.
ft ft ft
A Sure Thluc.
Tho Consumer Owl Ow! Ouch I
The Trust Ha, hn, ha!
A TRUE AMERICAN
POLICY OF EXPANSION
AS ADVOCATED BY ONE OP THE FOUNDERS OF THE
OLD REPUBLICAN PARTY
Courageous Utterances of Hon Henry W. Corbett,
Demanding Justice For Our Island
Population
Words of Wisdom from an Old Hccubllcsn Statesman.
"Tho time will soon arrlvo when wo must determino on u distinctive policy
lor these nowlv pcouired postessions, and in determining that policy WK MUST
nr. jum, j-.iiUiTAlii.l-; A .Ml J-Allt, ns between tho United Slates and Iheio
island possessions, which SHOULD II K UNIFORM with that of KVK11Y O HI Kit
Th HIT OK I A I. POSSESSION acquired or held by tho United Stales. IF WK
EXPF.CT PFAOK AND PKOSPKUITV with ihem, WK MUST UK JUST. IF
WK I.KVY TAXKS iin those people, NOT l.KVIKD UPON OT1IKH SI'ATKS
AND TKUIUTOltlKS belonging to tho United Stutes, WK MUbT KXPKOT
THKM TO ItKIIKI. AGAINST SUCH TAXKS. Tho sooner just and iqulUthle
laws aro enacted and executed the sooner wu will inspire thosu new possessions
with eonlldenco In our integrity, tliut wo Intend to ileal justly and equitably with
them,UH with nil other portions of tlm eonntry over which our Hag floats. TIIKSK
PKOPI.K AltK SUF1TCIKNTI.Y INI KI.I.KJKNT TO KNOW AND JUDOE
whether they aro dealt wllh with tho suiiiir even-handed jnslieo us all other por
lions o! tho country, mid TDK SOON Kit TI1KY KNOW THAI' WK AltK
DOINO THIS. TIIK KOONKIl TIIKY WILL UK WILLING '10 LAY DOWN
TIIKIH AltM.S. Whenlthey mo allowed A HKIHK8K1N i'ATIN'K IN CONGItESS
TO PLEAD THKIH CASK, even without a vole, as olbor territories aro allowed,
they will enlighten Ihoir community of tho justice mid equity witli which their
representative and their Internets aro t rutted at thu national capital. In tho
practical solution of this question, it must bo dono in u statetmaiiilke. just ami
equltablu manner, making tho loud equally light for all to bear.
"II. W. COHIJKTT."
Thu abovu char and powerful plea for justice to the peoplu of tho islands that
wore acquired ns a result of war with Spain is from Hon. II. W. Corbett, of
Portland, a staunch Republican and onu of die founders of thu party.
IIu declares, over his signaturu, against any tariff taxes upon Porto Kite,
Cuba or tho Philippines.
IIu declares that If wo linHeo such unjust tuxes wo "MUST KXPKOT Til KM
'10 HKIIKL AGAINST SUCH TAXES."
Ho declares that the Filipinos kuow that they aru treated unjustly, and Unit
tho sooner our country declares a policy of justlro loward them "TIIK MIONKR
TIIKY WILL UK WILLING TO LAY DOWN THKIK ARMS."
Lastly, Mr. Corbett declines that thu Filipinos am not only justified in
rebelling at unjust tarirf laws, but that thuy iiru KNTllT.KD TO A TKRRI
TORIAL FORM OF GOYKRNMKNT AND "A RKPRKSKNTATIVK IN CON
GRESS TO PLEAD TIIKIIt CASK."
It will bo in ordur for Republican organs to call Mr. Corbett a sympathizer
with rebels and an abettor of rebellion, and with Hryau responsible for every drop
of blood shed lu thu Philippines.
Mr. Corbett sayi. iu to many words that rebellion on thu part of tho island
imputations Is Justlllablo If wo levy tariff tuxes on them not luvied on our people.
Tho sugar trust, thu tobacco trust, thu Julo trust will not agree with Mr. Cor
bett. Thu trusts do not want the f3lK),000,000 of products Imported annually from
thoM) islands to eomo to our country free of duty. It would ho fatal to thu trusts
and benefit thu consumer.
Henutor Hoar, of Massachusetts, said uxactly wliat Mr. Corbett says, until
Hoar was switched off by party pressure-. Hoar told tho truth and Corbett tells
tho truth, when hu declares that wu cannot havo one policy for one part of thu peo
ple and an entirely different policy for the islands that havu eomo under thu ilmr
It will Ihj recalled that Mr. Corbett upheld Senator Simon in voting against
tho Porto Rice tariff bill, which MoKlnley at first declared was hi violation of our
plain duty to glvu our country freocoinmiiiciul l.itorcourso with its own posses
sions, hut afterwardH signed the bill. Simon nUo said that hill miKht cost tho Re
publicans the next election,
It Ih not to bo wondered ut that (lie administration Republicans at Portland
.l..f....l...l .1... l.. 1 I. It ,..!. .. f
m-ii-mmi i.iu ii-Kiiiiii m-Miuiii-iiu iii'mii ior senators anil representatives, an it was
understood that ticket was friendly to Mr. Corbett (or United States senator. If
Cornell wero senator trom Oregon there would Iw two otus in favor of a mlcy of
jiiBtlti) toward our Island potsesdons and thu American eoph.
Cms Words Kill it Illril.
A bird which receives a scolding In
mndc oh miserable and unhappy there
by as n child would be. To Illustrate
this Our Dumb Animals tells the fol
lowing stery:
A .Massachusetts woman had n few
years ngo a beautiful canary bird
which she dearly loved and to which
she had never spoken un unkind word
In her life.
Oue day tho church organist was
away, nutl she stopped after church to
play thu organ for tho Stindny school.
In consequence of this tho dinner hud
to be put oil an hour, nnd when she gut
homo her good husband was very an
gry, and ho spoko to her unkindly.
Tho tilings wero put on, nnd they sat
down In sllenco nt the table, and pres
ently thu blul began to chirp tit Ivr us
It always hud to attract her attention.
To sliitmo her husband for having spo
ken so she turned to the bird and for
the first time In her life spoko to It lu it
most violent nnd angry tone. In Ich.s
than five minutes there was n Mutter
ing lu the cage. She sprung to the
cage. Tin? bird was dead.
Mrs. Hendricks, the wife of tho lato
vlco president of tho United States,
said that she once killed n mocking
bird in the snmo way. It annoyed her
by loud Hinging. To stop it she spoko
In a violent tone mid pretended to
throw something nt It, nud within five
minutes It was dead.
Bigger and Better Than Ever Before
Grounds Greatly lmr.rocd. llullJIngs HcMlrcd and
Renovated. All Slock llultflnts Thoroughly Disinfected
Uverythlnt In nrstclass ConJItlon tor the Larfcst
and nest ' .
Live Stock Show and Agricultural
Exposition Ever Held on the Coast
Good Haclnj Every Afternoon
Music and run nt rtltlu.
$20,000 KE5 $20,000
Auction sale ol Mm) slock will be made a leading fentuie. All livo stock and
other exhibits hauled free oxer tho Southern Piteille raihoii.l. Reduced passenger
ritlus on nil railroads. For pieminin list and other information, address
r,r:A..,iT i.wl,;r?Si3iS
" rrom Io
W. H. WEHRUNG, Pres.,
Hillsboro, Oregon.
M. D. WISDOM, Sec,
Portland, Oregon.
1,'u n ii turn I HUtnry.
Tho Bottle of Hair Tonic xviih Iu ii
self congratulatory mood. "Well," It
boasted, "I think I can tell 'hair rnls
Ing' ghost stories If nny one ciui."
Tho coy Pencil xvns very nugry us
xvell ns "stirred up" xvheti the house
keeper ladled her Into tho preserve Jar.
"Nox xvouldn't that Jar you!" sho ex
claimed, rather slangy.
Tho Fulsu Tooth spoko with Icy
hauteur: "1 belong to the 'upper set.' "
"Possibly," retorted tho bobtalled Kite
Incisively, "but let It bo distinctly un
derstood that I myself move lu tho
highest circles."
Thu erncked piece of psitedo antique
China spoke frankly: "Of course I'm
not xvhnt I'm 'cracked up' to bo"
Then her femininity asserted Itself,
and she finished coyly, "Hut I'm not
nearly us old iih I look."
Thu atigry Slick of Giant Poxvdcr
stormed nt the proud patrician Tack.
"You havo a 'big head' becnuso you
Imvo laid a foxv carpets loxv." Tho
Tuck xvns silent. "I'm supreme," boast
ed the Powder, xvaxlng bold. "No ono
can 'hold n caudle' to me, nud every
ono Is nfrnlil to 'blow me up.' " "Well,"
retorted tho Tack pointedly, nt the
snmo time striking n match, "nobody
can xvnlk over it member of thu Tnck
family xvlth Impunity." Philadelphia
Inquirer.
A I)oiit(ir' Letter.
A xvell known M. P. tells nn nmuslng
story of tin old aunt of his. Ilelug on
ono ocenslou very nervous, sho told
her physician sho thought Itath would
do her good.
"It's very odd," said Dr. W., "but
Hint's tho very thing that I xvas going
to recommend to you. I will write tho
particulars of your cuso to a very clex
cr man there, lu whose hands you will
be xvell taken care of."
Tho lady, furnished xvlth the letter,
set off. On nrrlxing nt Hath, feeling, ns
usual, very nervous, bIio said to a con
tldaut: "Long ns Dr. Walter has attonded
tne ho has never explained to me xvlmt
nils me. I havo a great mind to open
his letter nnd see what ho has Muted
of my cuso to tho Hath physician."
In vain her friend repruduutttl to tier
the breach of coutldeneu lids would be.
Sho opened tho letter nud rend:
Ilesr Dsvls-Krrp tho old Isdjr tl,r ki and
send her tsck strain,
Loildotl Tit-Hlt8.
LILIES.
Ullet, whit IM". T ralm my soul, ,
For the Maters aro wild ami the billow roll,
Kai loo ami ttuit luvc drilled sway
LIVb the dl.lant sail on tho treait ol the bay.
In s moment more 'twill have drilled (row light
And Le hidden amy In tho waite ol night I
And then )e ramo with jour pure, sweet gate,
With your dainty, winsome, lovlnir ways,
And crept like a dear dream into my heart.
I could not hear to tend thee apart,
for the fragrance that floats on your balmy
breath
to me whispers "peace," though the world calls
It death.
lloto Van II. Fpcecc In Scranton Tribune.
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UISTMCT C01Vl:TI0M,S
Marlon County Sunday School Association
Makes Preparations.
l'resldeul Robert Held, o( thu Marion
County Sunday School Association, has
issued a circular letter to thu Sunday
tuhoiil workers ol tho county notifying
them ol thu dates (or holding tho district
louvoutiousol thiorgauiatlon,uud urg
ing upon them thu Importuntu ol nuik
lug these conventions a success,
Tho dates (or holding tho dllTerint
oiiveiitldiis and the iiamtwoltho dir
trict presidents are as folloas;
Kew W4y to Dry Hops.
It is said anen dexico fordrylng hops
is iHiing ns d h great mix-ess this
easou by A. Wo(, u lirolllllei
dealer and uittensixo grower at Silver
ton. His new process consists of drying
tho hops iu boxes placed on thu klm
lloor, which keeps tl,u hops from pack
ing iu the center or breaking iu remov
ing, to thu storeroom. No liipulin is
lost in any w-uy,
A I'rodtiilile nopoalt,
I remember tho case of an old lady nt
E. who usually had from 1.1,000 to
15,000 standing to tier credit, and,
needless to say. ns alio did not ask for
nny Interest thereupon, none xvas nl
loxved her. Tho manager xvheuovor
sho entered the oillco xvns nlxvnys most
particular to step forxvard nnd Inquire
most tenderly concoinlug thu stnto of
her health, nnd If sho replied that sho
xvas suffering from a Blight cold the
expresslou upon thu man's face gruxv
quite sad. No xvonder, when hu ro- hair drosslm. ami .iboroneh nnti.....iin
might I against all rontaiilon from u.u of others'
COULDN'T FOOL HIM.
Till Jinn ICn civ n fltcnniliont When
IIu Snyy One.
Tho agent of ono of tho ocean steam
Ililp lines, says tho Chicago Tribune,
told tho following story of a St. Louis
man who got Into Noxv York tho day
after thu maiden arrival of a grent
liner:
After gazing nt the vessel from tho
pier tho St. I.otilsau said to tho man nt
thcgnugphink:
"1'itrty good sized steamboat."
"She's n liner, ocean liner," xvns tho
lofty reply.
"SIio'h purty high tip, ain't she?"
"Ocean liners have to be. Hut xvhen
sho Is under way sho doesn't look so
high."
"Her chimneys filn't very high,
though."
"Vou menu her funnels. No; they
never make them high for liners."
"Hinges on 'em?"
"Never heard of hinges on n funnel."
"I low does sho get under tho
bridge?"
"What bridge?"
"Why, any bridge. Steambonts out
our way havo hinges on their chim
neys, nnd xvhen they eomo to tho
bridges over tho river they lower tho
chimneys, ami sho scoots under like
she xvns greased."
Tho man nt tho gangplank obsorved
tho St. I.ouls tunn xvlth lofty Indiffer
ence. "She ain't got any xvheolhouses on
her sides nor none nt hor stern," re
marked the St Louis man after ho had
made further Inspection.
"Liners hnvo propellers," said tho
man nt tho gangplank, nud his noso
turned up visibly.
"Well. I'll bet sho can't run. It takes
txx-o xvhecls nud n boxv llko mi nrroxx
head and n scant hold to gixo a steam
boat speed, sonny, nnd don't you forget
It If this steamboat xvas to get Into
tho Mississippi, she'd go hard aground
first clip."
"I hnvo told you this Is not n steam
boat" "Shucks! You can't glmmo that . I
saw n plcter of her lu ono of our news
papers before I left home, and tho
prlntln under It snld 'steamboat.' Do
you think n St. Louis editor don't kuoxv
a steamboat xvhen ho sees one? You'ro
uot ou to your Job yet"
DANDRUFF WON'T WASH OUT.
The Germ ThM Causes It Has to fie iDeslroycd.
to CureJOandruff.
Many a woman stands nn hour txxico
a xiook scouring hor scalp, thinking
scrubbing off tho scurf will euro thy
dandruff. Two hours a week, at the ago
pf 10 years, she has spent SCO days of 12
hours each, or two-thlrds of a year of
her life, in that vain hope; vain.beenuse
you can t euro dandruff without killing
thu dandruff germ, and tho only hair
..-J.. lrtiiiuii on earin mat wlllilo that ii
Nuxxhro's "Horplcldo" also adollghtfu
100 Hours Ocean to Ocean
VIA
The Imperial Limited
Grand Scenery
Fast Time
Model Accomodations
Tourist and first-class sleeping curs
BOSTON,
MONTREAL,
TORONTO,
OTTAWA
ST. PAUL
l-or lull puiticulurs apply to
H. J. COYLK, II. II. A1UIOTT,
A. (t. I'. A MO Third St.
Vancouver, II. 0, Portland.
More Cheap Exclusions
to the East
Hound trip tickets from Ueiiver, Co'o-I
rnuo hprings, anil I'liehlo to Chicago,
I'eorla and inieriiiediatu points, n ill Ik
sold August 10, und September 7 and
21, by thu
GREAT
ROCK ISLAND
ROUTE
X r ItATK OK
'loo llrgnlar Fare I'lus $2.00 for llouot! Trip
Kt'ttirn Limit October ai, 11iK)
Southern
Pacific
THE SHASTA ROUTE
Traiiin IeavoBalcm for Portland irnNi,
stations at 5:40 a. m. , 7:51 a, m !S
1 :0G p. in. '
I.v l'oriranil..
I.v rftlcm ....
Ar AuliUml
Ar Hucmmetito...
Ar Hau KrkticlM-o.
. 8.30 A
.... II OU A M
1J.30 A M
..... tM I M
7, I U
IT "" , ra
.? ri
out
uili
n. i n
mil
Mill
ArOh-Uou . 8. a jT
Ar l)onrer.. 9-uo a i
Ar Kmisa, CI Ijr JiHM
Ar CliiCHKO 7.45 A H
Ar Ixw AiieoIm . 1-211 i U l,r
Ar Kl l'nso. .......... 6W M lu) J !
Ar Kort XVorth .. 830 A M tvii
Ar City of Mexico 9M A M lir'uia
Ar llinistoti s; A M i'js J
Ar Now OrlcHtH., . 024 1' M! 3J ii
At XVwliliiKion.... fitJ A M (ill!
Ar Now Yoric. ... .Ujil l' m )tun
Pullman and" "Tourists ears on both
trains. Chair cars BacramuntotoOtdeii
and Kl Paso, and tourist ears to Chium
St. Ix)tils, Now Orleans and Washington!
Connectlnc rit San VramTiseo lth i.."
oral steamship lines for Honolalg,
Jniiaii, Cliina, Pliillppines, Central ml
rotitliAniurIca.
Kto Air. V. vT8TcTniiiir7gont at tUitti
Station, or address
O. II. MAKKHAM, (J. P. A.,
Portland, Orejn,
POSSIBLY
You aru not ax. arc of tho fast tlms uA
Biiperb service noxv afforded by the
l !.
2
PICT0fXk
. WE HAVE . rt
'"Daily Fast TiairS'
TO THE EAST.
If you cannot tako tho morning tnii
travel via tho evening tram. Doth at
finely epiipod.
"Our Spercialriec."
last Timo. Tliroimli Borvlco. l'allmii
Pnlaco SleoiHirB, Pullman Tourist Steep-
membered that even a slight cold might
carry off an old laily xvuo xvas handing
his company at least 300 a year.
"IIoxv to Deal With Your Hanker," by
Henry Wnrren,
Oft the Track.
This moans disaster and death xvhen
U lit ill til lit ii fui. I ..I-.,...... ... . . .
Salem, dlMrlct .No. 1,J. H. Foster, 'ei'n'ially kuIo.i viben 7Z ' ."..,'
jireslhmt, ItiSttlem, Ootnl-er 10, with , xxiioeo IiUmhI is dUonhrod and xvbo con.
Ut Up. Ouch ! 6to llJfil Owl
rieaeu jtoji." ' ,' . '
'Ilajia.hal Ha, Im. ha! Ha, ha.
hal" --T - -
"Oh! Owl Ouch! Confound yon,
totvjwra all oUffrr miicloes bsa failed io iio I you'ro niveeiliiii thv life out of ma. Oh 1 1
Kccp tM Hyer hwltby by tuing Dr. P' Jar" "t !'" ' coked a
' I'lcaaant Vellct - "Ha, ha, haf By Orlggs, you ar ,,1 Tllate
ui'iruiug, afternoon aud uxeuing ies
sloiis.
Huyesvillo.diBtrlct No. ii. J. O. lVard
oy, president, at North llowtll, fep
tomlver !I0,
WtHHlhurn, dNtriet No. It, It I). Pliut,
president, iu Hubbard, October .'.
Silverton, district No. A, Alexander
Thompson, president, iu Silverton, On
tolior II.
Htaytou, district No, 5, Henry 0. Por
tor, president, lu Staytou, Oclobir I,
TKwl Hills, district No. 0, alias. Town.
mil, p ! n i ii iu t ii !u
One lastDf,
Miles, aged -PI years, was re-
the asylum op Wednesday,
IlaLorcounty,
swiuuMilybaxe pimples and sores, bad
Btomachs, deranged kidnovs, xxeak
uerxes nun mat tired feeling. Hoci's
barfiipanlla puts tho wheels back on the
track by making pure, rich blood nnd
luring thoMi troubles.
("ontlipation Iseureil by Hood's Pj3
Pe. mv new felt hats lu all 1U latest
uhapes and colors Miss K. Smlib State
"t'vet. u.i3.iw
1
CASTOR I A
Pnr TnfViit a mwl pi.uj.a.
Tho Kind You Have Always BousM I "
DrntiKliU ns an IMiii-ntluii,
There Is no game oxtnnt xvlileh so
admirably combines educational nud
recreative features or which Is lu ox'ory
xvny so xvell adapted for a popular aud
profltablo amusement ntnong refined
nnd appreciative classes as draughts.
Its Influences nro of an olcvntlns char
acter. It not only tenches, but prac
tically enforces, tho necessity of pa
tience and perseverance, courage and
courtesy, self reliance nud self control,
The gntne Is also peculiarly and self
evidently worthy of paterunl encour
agement, ns n knowledge of Its liicotn
parable beauties xvlll destroy the taste
for demoralizing games of chance.
Scottish American.
Why He llrad It.
"Have you read Horus' latest book,
Uollwl Hralus?' "
"Yes."
"I thought you didn't llko Horns'
style,"
"I don't."
"What did you read his book fori"
"llecauso I kuexv somo blamed fool
xvould bo sure to ask mo It I bad read
U."-ChIcago Trlbuue.
hair brushes.
hair dressing
ii is also a delightful
Ilciiut)- niul ICiliii'iitlnn.
Why Is It that xvoinnn has nlxvnys
been more beautiful than man? In
liuuuin beliiKM ttio atliueilve iiialltles
have nlxxujs lieni on the side ot the
female Why u- it? Without wishing
In eiikt an ii!hiaou ou the members
of tlio HiipiTlur c., xvi may falrl.x nn
sxvur that It U lHrmi.u they have lilth
erto been the less wlueaied. Hut xvotn
tin's ideas are eliiiiflnu. She hux lls
tenel to the voice of thu tempter, whls.
periuic lu her ear all i-orts ef .xveet lal
hules nhotit enunllty of the hexes. In
tellectual iliivflupiuvut and Its neces
sity, ami tho like, and ,Ue ms y,.,w
to the temptation. And the result of
this xvlll Ik that she will lose her
beauty. She will smrur In apiieurHiiee
as man 1ms lUitie nud Is doing, und In
thu coure of tlmu the extreuielv elx
llUod raivn of manklud xvlll l ugly
Irretrievably ami lamentably uglv.
l'oanioira Magulue.
One hire to (Jlilcngo and return
Aug. il SI, M, IM, for thu
G. A. R. ENCAAPMENT
hit liberal return limit. .
SPECIAL TRAINS I
Onk Nkiiit Out io Ciiic.xuo, will leavo I
Denver II -.15 n in.. Colorado Snrlnim '
IlifHip. in. and Pueblo a.i.'i p. m. lor ex.i
cursioiisof Aug. 1(1 nnd L'l, nnd Sept.
. iimLu uiuvi'uin, & uiiiin... ivuiwi -"
...a !,, II. ...... II.,,o t ll.rnru m.fjVril
1 .....I L- D....1I..1.... ll.I. A..M1
iiiiii riinj lYi'VllllliiK wii vio.
Hours in timo saved to Omaha, Owe
ago, Kansai City. St. fuis, Nsw iff'
liostou, aud otliur Kasturn tiolnta.
Tickets goal to Salt I-ako City oJ
Denver.
It is toyour Interest to use Tine Oth-
LAND 1.IU1TKU. Tickets Olid llefpinf
car Ixirths can bo secured from
W. W. Skiskm
Agent 8. 1. Co.
Or Guy Powots, Ag't. 0-1!. AN.
' Salem Ort.
A. K Cooi'kii. Gon. agt. Portland Or.
h. W. Tiiojieso.v, A. G. P. A..
Topel.-a, .Can.
John KKiuHriAv O. P. A., Chicago
7 and 81. Tickets hImi good on rirjiuar J' ldSttnJ ,?1T'! A'.i.-j Or
trains. For full Info.mntlon apply to ! No 13f rhird Bl lortlTL
Oregon Short Line Railroad
Thu Direct Route to
Montana Utah, Colorado
and all Eastern Points
Gives choice of two favorite route;, i
tho UNION PACIFIC Fast .Mall IM
or tho HIO GRANDK Sconlo Llrw.
No Change of Carsi
Ou tho Portland-Ohicago Sa-cll, ""
finest in tho West."
OTEAM WOOD SAW
O Two Mnohlnos
WorKDonH Qulokly.
Toleiliono 26811 black. Iawvo orders at
BildacM on l'Jth street, or Stolner'e
arkJt. M Vi.s- Fi.vjr. Yr Pxmc. fi-Ot
rjrnco A complete stock
Ul ttoo oljjruss and clover
QpPi'Ig seeds always on
OCCU5 wd. prices the
lowest possible for tirst-class
seeds. Give us a call before
buying, x ltoRii?
BREWSTER & WHITE,
The Feed Men.
Salem Soap
Works
Equipped With
KICfc-siitManrtarildlecpcra.
Kino Now (Jrdlimrr Tourltt filepi.
BuiMirb UbrarY-Uutlet Cars.
Hplenillp Dinners, Meala a 1 earta,
Kroo Kecllulua Chair Can.
Coinrnrl&ljlii Uiaclm anl Hrookers.
fullrn Train Completer vsu"-
Asw
For lurtlier Information ap
I l vinirr. ni'V POIV
w. ... ...,u.., v. . - r. . .,
Trav. Pass. Ast. Agent O K
142 Third St. Portland Or. m
Corvallis h Eastern Hailroad
TI3EE. OAltJ).
Tho record for Ceylon snipe shootltii!
still remains that of tho mutzlo loader,
iuo coupies in ono uay. This record
was made by a Ceylon civil servant
Boars tha naX cuueu xrnucuvu eany iu tuo ninetecutb
nl,., . S Iff ?& i ! - " "v..hijuww
uuniumui wlafy f-C'f.xi&
0LY ONE FARE.
ForthelioiKil Trip Ore Fare Ooihe Southern
raclflc io the State Fair.
lp llirt Hi-iumii L'l.... f.. I k li
Pt. 17lo 22. liie 'tuhen Mec, ?i "'"'
(VimiMiiv u-I .. I .I..!-...o . ,i. v-..'I- XIOKllln.
.."'," "." ' " rariu.v . aii,.ii,.
- , ,, s.nUkilVI
The proprietor of thu Sulem Soap
orks has tho co operation of the uuder-
siirueii dealers.
Consumers xiho ilojiro a first-claes
soap xvlll
Encourage Home Industry
By ordoring Saleni-mado soaji from
upiumia nun return at one faro for the piiL i.ib .
,mUrir- ,IXfUs fl' sal ?0PtSteBrlcob,0r0
lli to , Inclusive; final limit of tickets h vfninp r
5eplemler lit to 2. i i' etiguuauer.
444 couples & day.
The urent Fair' rn...iA. i i... James Shant
IwBt in Him 1. iat... ..i.i.. ..... ...1".. Alex. Iiauu.
should use their lit effifls tl uromi 1 Yk''a Tea Store Damon Bros.
1. A, Oer.igish,
Allen A IloAersox,
J. Hewitt,
Savage A Heid,
M. T. Itiupmnn,
O.M.Eppley,
Tho Fair Store,
x , l.. xx auo,
thisenternrite, xxhieh isaitreat iwnetlt
Names of other merchants xvlll bo
No. 2 For Yuqulna:
Trnlu leuvesAJIvriv ...
Train lpavc" t'oixa Ha
Tialu itrrlwn :i'tili.n
No. l Rclumli.g
Leaves Yuquiuu .
Leaves Corvallis......
Arrives Albany
No. 3 For Detreit:
Leaves Albany
Arrives Detroit.
No. 4 RelurnlnL':
Leaves Detroit
Ai rives Albany
No. 6.
1-eavea Corvallis
Arrives Albany
No. 0.
Leaves Albany ....,,...
Arrives tairvaiiia. ......... """..j
unoatid txxo conned ', !JBi.
(rvallla with Southern Pacific tiB'
giving direct servlc f) and from K"
port and adjucent beaches, .,
Trains for tlio niounUilPS "'La
Detroit at noon, giving n,PViw
to reuclf camping- ground oj tTt
I2:f0p w
1:10 p-w
.'.MP"
7-00 a. w
1 1 ) . o
12:10 p. n
7:00 a. -
J 1:20 a.""
12:10 p. .
6:15 p. B
0:00 .
0'U.51'
I-WP.9'
8:05 p.
Hreltenbusu und Santlam rlrer
aaitiQday. .,i..-tta
Five and six connect at AlbjoJ.;
the Albany local to and from JST
lttini -jjiasj
I XVALUKN.
to tho entire state
J TURNKB m B'
IT'Tfril'T''TTT"","
--j-,.
u 10 ihwad
arrangements aro made.
t i.ai'.i