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Thuriday, September 21, 1972 1he.0ld.1i/mtn. “The beat kind of blind faith la blind Io other's faults." The Nyssa Gate City Jeurnal, Nyssa, Oregon nlng, and the four high school boys decided to aklp cluses. Arriving after lunch, they ex plained to the teacher that their car had a flat tire on the way to school. To their relief, the teacher smiled understand- ingiy and said, “You boys missed a test this morning. Please take your seats apart from one another and get out your paper and pencil.'’ When the boys were seated, she con tinued, “Answer this question. Which tire was flat?” (Rotary Bulletin, Indianapolis, Ind.) • * * THERE WAS A discussion at EDUCATION . , , from Funny a convention of professors as Funny World to what exactly Shakespeare'a background was. An English AUSTIN, TEXAS University man insisted he was a Celt. of Texas officials estimate that The Germahs thought he was six out of every ten students originally German. But all oi find it necessary to get part- them agreed he couldn't have time jobs to make it through the been Jewish. Because to a school. (And the other four Jew, “To be or not to be,"Is have to work even harder get an answer. ting it from Dad.) * • IT WAS A bright spring mor- * • * a * a PARENTS registering their children for the Fall term at a Detroit kindergarten were asked pertinent questions about their children's background. In the blank marked “Language spoken in the home,” one mo ther proudly wrote, “Nice.” 89( I His prices beet tHe fReeZe !! The world • first international cricket match was won by America Whenever binine»» «ai good at a »uburban night club, the man agement would "stretch” their space by putting extra tables and chairs on the edge of the dance floor. One night, a dancing couple Mumbled over a stray chair. The woman suffered painful in juries, and later sued the club for damages She pointed out that the chair had been shoved several feet into the dancing area. "If it was,” countered the man agement, "tome other customer muvt have done the shoving. We are not legally liable for what our customers do.” But the court granted the wom an's claim. The court said that by placing chairs directly onto the dance floor, the management had set the stage for trouble. SMALL BOY to teacher: “I can't get that report card back to you. You gave me an ‘A’ in something, and they're still mailing it to relatives.” (JOB CrAZY dAy SaTurRday. Sept. 23 ‘CHICKEN & NOODLES • TOSSED SALAD • COPHEE OnLY When You Go Dancing IN A SCHOOL essay on pa rents a small girl wrote, We get our parents when they are so old, it is very hard to change their habits.” M e N u Page Five The most gigantic ice cream sundae made was one comprising 6C0 pounds of ice cream dnpping with 34 quarts of chocolste sauce, topped out with 153 ounces of chopped nuts, valued at 1720 FARM0Í6í 15 1 I When you go dancing in a pub lic place, you are entitled to con ditions of reasonable safety. The dance floor, the lighting, and the furnishings should all be main tained in such a way as to mini mize the chance of accidents. Nevertheless, merely by choos ing this form of recreation, you are accepting those dangers that are "natural” to it. For example: Another woman, injured while dancing, claimed she lost her foot ing because the floor was slick. But the court found no reason to blame the management for this. As one judge put it: "Dance floors are intended to be slippery.” Furthermore, your own behav ior might amount to negligence. That was the court’s ruling in a case in which the claimant had ventured onto a ballroom floor in a state of advanced intoxication. And in another case, the court declarrd it was negligence for a woman to try a particularly tricky step while wearing heels three- and-a-half inches high. "The situation," said the judge, "parallels that of the risk taken by a participant in a sport " GOOD A Check Bob Elliott’s Service & Guarantee Policyl CARNEGIE TRACTIONITE 800x16.5 875x16.5 950x16.5 10x16.5 TAX WITH TRADE $45.85 54.60 59.88 55.01 6 8 8 6 $3.45 4.21 4.81 4.67 700x15 650x16 6 « WITH TAX $24 64 22 50 $20 64 19 50 $2.84 2 61 trade : trade 670x15 700x15 650x16 700x16 750x16 Prices With Cappablo Casing - Like Sire Flats Fixed FREE for Ladies! PI.Y 6 6 6 6 6 WITH TRADE $16.46 20.25 17.63 21.19 23.03 ! 1 SEVERAL FRAGRANCES lii FREE OQ / |] REPLACEMENT fcV PLY 6 6 6 6 8 NO TRADE $ 28.10 32.31 27.99 34.03 45.17 WITH TRADE $25.10 28.31 23.99 30.03 40.17 TAX $ 2.78 3.26 2.96 3.29 4.17 I 7 T.-v OREGON CONCRETE PRODUCTS Co.7lnc. 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