Thuriday, September 21, 1972
1he.0ld.1i/mtn.
“The beat kind of blind
faith la blind Io other's
faults."
The Nyssa Gate City Jeurnal, Nyssa, Oregon
nlng, and the four high school
boys decided to aklp cluses.
Arriving after lunch, they ex
plained to the teacher that their
car had a flat tire on the way
to school.
To their relief,
the teacher smiled understand-
ingiy and said,
“You boys
missed a test this morning.
Please take your seats apart
from one another and get out
your paper and pencil.'’ When
the boys were seated, she con
tinued, “Answer this question.
Which tire was flat?” (Rotary
Bulletin, Indianapolis, Ind.)
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THERE WAS A discussion at
EDUCATION . , , from Funny
a convention of professors as
Funny World to what exactly Shakespeare'a
background was. An English
AUSTIN, TEXAS University
man insisted he was a Celt.
of Texas officials estimate that
The Germahs thought he was
six out of every ten students
originally German. But all oi
find it necessary to get part- them agreed
he couldn't have
time jobs to make it through the been Jewish.
Because to a
school.
(And the other four Jew, “To be
or not to be,"Is
have to work even harder get an answer.
ting it from Dad.)
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IT WAS A bright spring mor-
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PARENTS registering their
children for the Fall term at
a Detroit kindergarten were
asked pertinent questions about
their children's background. In
the blank marked “Language
spoken in the home,” one mo
ther proudly wrote, “Nice.”
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The world • first international cricket match was won by
America
Whenever binine»» «ai good at
a »uburban night club, the man
agement would "stretch” their
space by putting extra tables and
chairs on the edge of the dance
floor. One night, a dancing couple
Mumbled over a stray chair.
The woman suffered painful in
juries, and later sued the club for
damages She pointed out that the
chair had been shoved several feet
into the dancing area.
"If it was,” countered the man
agement, "tome other customer
muvt have done the shoving. We
are not legally liable for what our
customers do.”
But the court granted the wom
an's claim. The court said that by
placing chairs directly onto the
dance floor, the management had
set the stage for trouble.
SMALL BOY to teacher: “I
can't get that report card back
to you.
You gave me an ‘A’
in something, and they're still
mailing it to relatives.”
(JOB CrAZY dAy
SaTurRday. Sept. 23
‘CHICKEN & NOODLES
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When You Go Dancing
IN A SCHOOL essay on pa
rents a small girl wrote, We
get our parents when they are
so old, it is very hard to
change their habits.”
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The most gigantic ice cream sundae made was one comprising
6C0 pounds of ice cream dnpping with 34 quarts of chocolste
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When you go dancing in a pub
lic place, you are entitled to con
ditions of reasonable safety. The
dance floor, the lighting, and the
furnishings should all be main
tained in such a way as to mini
mize the chance of accidents.
Nevertheless, merely by choos
ing this form of recreation, you
are accepting those dangers that
are "natural” to it. For example:
Another woman, injured while
dancing, claimed she lost her foot
ing because the floor was slick.
But the court found no reason to
blame the management for this.
As one judge put it:
"Dance floors are intended to
be slippery.”
Furthermore, your own behav
ior might amount to negligence.
That was the court’s ruling in a
case in which the claimant had
ventured onto a ballroom floor in
a state of advanced intoxication.
And in another case, the court
declarrd it was negligence for a
woman to try a particularly tricky
step while wearing heels three-
and-a-half inches high.
"The situation," said the judge,
"parallels that of the risk taken
by a participant in a sport "
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800x16.5
875x16.5
950x16.5
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TAX
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$45.85
54.60
59.88
55.01
6
8
8
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$3.45
4.21
4.81
4.67
700x15
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$24 64
22 50
$20 64
19 50
$2.84
2 61
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Flats Fixed FREE for Ladies!
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$ 28.10
32.31
27.99
34.03
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$25.10
28.31
23.99
30.03
40.17
TAX
$ 2.78
3.26
2.96
3.29
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$150
PATIO TOURCHES
HEAVY
DUTY
1
$1.98 VALUE
DENTAL APPLIANCE
$1° 00 VALUE
VALUES
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$5.00 VALUE
99'
$300
HAND HAIR DRYER &
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PHARMACY
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DIAPER BAGS
$4.00 VALUE
INCLUDING PLUSH ANIMALS
$3.19 VALUE
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44'
ALL TOYS AND GAMES
1 1
$
tire center
39'
JOHNSON I JOHNSON 79Ç VALUE
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CONCRETE SILOS
and DRIVES .
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PRICES WITH CAPI AHI E CASING - LIKE SIZE
GROUP 24
THUNDERBOLT
BATTERIES
39
I 5 YEAR
9
CONCRETE DITCHES
BUBBLE BATH PACKETS
Prices With Cappabie Casing - Like Sire
TRACTION
670x15
700x15
650x16
700x16
750x16
U'l
Tv '
TRADE
$20.46 $ .78
25.25
22.63
26 19
30 03
MONARCH
SIZE
Of Irrigation Supplies
BREADS
SIZE
NO
And Also Have A Full Line
ALL GRIP
TIRES
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Metal Ditch Checks For All Concrete Ditches,
© 1972 American Bar Association
SERVICE
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A public service feature of the
AAserican Bar Association and
the Oregon State Bar Aaaoeia-
ation. Written by Will Bernard.
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William Driver first named
the flag of the United States
Old Glory as it was hoisted
to the masthead of his brig
in the 1800’s.
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VALUE
$300
SPANISH ART ON BLACK VELVET
$13.98 VALUE
(SETOF2)
$6 99 VALUE
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