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About Nyssa gate city journal. (Nyssa, Or.) 1937-199? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1967)
EGAP VI XXI SEPTEMBER, Ml Ml XVII KRAZ Y DAYS SECTION—JOURNAL (THE GATE CITY) Tails of Woo Jest Jokes Sabina Walker Harold’s Chevron I'm not one of the Smith Bros. But when your car has a cough I'm Here with Chevron Gasolin The water we add to our gas is pure carbonated and will not rust in your tank! o INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOW-OUT We have given many a flat tire the airl HAROLD KASSMAN _ nyso ^= o N station WE REPAIR ALL AILING AUTOS! Beat Up Buicks Conked Out Chev's Down in the Dump Dodges Failing Fords Pooped Plymouths Puney Pontiacs Continued from page 3 Manager (returning sud denly): ’What are you doing with your feet up on the desk ” Resourceful Clerk: *1 have been too busy to look for an eraser, so I’ve had to use my rubber heels.’ She had begged her husband for months to have his pic ture taken. At last he de cided to go through th agony and made the appointment with the photographer. But when the proofs arrived, his wife ex claimed in horror, ‘Oh. there’s only one button on your coat!’ Thank heavens,’ he said, 'you’ve noticed it at last.’ Customer: ‘Tell me honestly now , is there any real surefire cure for dandruff’.” Barber: ‘Oh, yes, indeed! It’s an application invented by a Frenchman named Guillotine.’ When a certain young man grew tired of working for others, he went into business for himself. Later a friend asked him how it was to be his own boss. '1 don’t know,’ he replied. ‘The police won’t let me park in front of my own place of busi ness; tax collectors tell me how to keep my books; my banker tells me how much balance I must maintain, freight agents tell me how my goods must be packed, customers tell me how my goods must be made; fed eral, state, county and local agencies tell me how to keep re cords; the union tells me who I can work, and how, and when; and on top of all that, I just went broke!’ A pedestrian was waiting to cross the street when a huge Saint Bernard dog came by and knocked him into the street. As he was trying to get up a small foreign car came by and ran over him. A passer-by rushed up and asked him if he was hurt. The man replied, ‘I didn’t mind when that dog knocked me over, but that tin can tied to his tail nearly killed me.’ -----------o---------- Automatic Transmissions are Our Specialty! MITCHELL’S Auto & Truck Repair 711 Park Ave., Ph. 372-3427 Nyssa A farmer harvested some popcorn and hauled it to town with his mule team. The sun was so hot, heunhitchedthemulesto feed them. When he returned from lunch the corn started to pop. The mules thcught it was snowing, and they frote to death. *»»»»*»»»•♦»«»»» of their quilts when they make their beds. Knowing these conditions, we decided he was acting tinder natural causes. Later we found h< was trying to imitate a go at us. A sheepherder can lose several marbles and still be a good sheepherder, but it lie loses too many, he has to tie taken away from the sheep and given some job that does not require thinking, such as punch ing cows, teaching school or best of all, being elected to congress. There were many more such incidents, but they all happened long before we were in the eighth grade, but knowing many of these ‘jokers’ of long ago, no one can say for sure what he would do if they started working on him, regardless of his age. ♦-O-A-*-OULU-* MESSAGE EX TWILIGAT ZONE! appeared. It was not impossible to come down, but it was quite painful. .And then there was the story of the “side hill go at us”. They could only run around a hill, as the legs on one side were longer than on the other. The trouble was that some of them had long right legs and some had long left legs, so you could not tell which way they would come around the hill. The only escape from them was to run up the hill. We were cautioned that if we heard any strange noises we should start running up. We did hear a strange noise and investigated. It was a sheep herder under a rimrock, making a very wierd noise. Sheeptierd- ers are supposed to be shy a few marbles which they lose by Generally speaking a woman trying to tell the long way is generally speaking. WHERE ALL EMPLOYEES ARE CRAZY where the man The time for reckoning hat com« — agement feels he should reveal the correct names of employett —at thown on payroll recordt. WEST END EMPLOYEES "Gravel Gertie” - Known as Doris Hammon "Loopin' Loma" - Known as Lorraine Bockstead "Sitting Bull" - The fat Bob Hedges IN CENTER OF BUILDING (In their appropriate cages ) Mary, With Her Little Lamb" - Combs Helen "The Dipper" Keep Mary, "The Flipper" - Harris LET US REAP Don, "The Grand Cuisine” - Baxter all lheeeeeeeeee IN THE FRONT SPOTS and RINKLES "Gabby" - Margie Phillips an¿ ullllllll ave Kitty, "The Ripper" Grunig Gaylone, "The Sleek One" Griffin IMMMACULAT KLOTHES "Gorgeous" to keep you all lookin' Dolly lioms Carolyn, "The Gracious Ono" - Cooper Betty, "The Intelligent One" - Orr Your vERRy BesT AND, OF COURSE POOR, LEAN FRED (All of us are suffering from shattered nerves, tanglad LUCKY NUMBER?? minds Match Our Posted Number With That on the Krazy Daze Section of the Journal and Git— from the abuse of Jennie Bennett —But —on Crazy Day, Sept. 23 WELL OFFER SPECIALS (Utual Ouality) at from $1.26 to 99< 5 BUCKS IN KLEENIN' PLUS 25 . . . and we ain't got any problems— so cry with us about yours I I CHICKEN DINNERS AS LISTED ON MENU TO ALL WHOSE PAPERS Gait Sity Kleenors Be bold in what you stand for, but be careful what you fall for. 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