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KRAZY DAYS SECTION — JOURNAL (THE GATE CITY) NO FUELING! CONFUCIOUS SAY . . . "MAN WHO LIVE IN COLD HOUSE KIDDING HIMSELF— WARM FUEL BETTER THAN COLD JOKER!!" ORDER HEETIN' OIL NOW! FLYING^A” CHARLES ZINN, Distributor NYSSA, OREGON 304 Mane Street Phone 372-3145 GYPPO GENE If This REXALL LINIMENT Don't Do the Job e —All His Days Will Be CRAZY! • IN THE MEANTIME 390 • REVLON HAIR SPRAY . . . FLASHLIGHT BATTERIES . . 6 for 300 • T RINSE-ÀWAY SHAMPEW .... $1.39 • RRECK SHAMPEW . • • ... $1.19 : 590$ REXALL SHÀM-P-U-G-H REGULAR 98c REGULAR 20c EACH REGULAR $2.00 REGULAR $1.75 REGULAR $1.19 ------------------- o----------- Krazy Day PRIZes Posted HOG RANCH HOG WASH .. . Continued From Page II) discussing the best way to bring the pig in. Out of a cloud of dust, from the direction of town, there emerged a team of horses and a light wa gon loaded with men. They were coming “h - - - bent for leather— and were not sparing the horses.” We wondered where they were going in such haste and were sur prised when they came to our gate and turned into our yard. Businessmen Turn Out Most of the businessmen in town, seemed to be on board. There was a hotel man, saloon keeper, blacksmith and merchant, along with some non-business men. Someone asked, ‘‘Having trou ble, boys?” Well, we did have a little trouble with a runaway pig but it was nothing serious. They then told how they happened to be there. George Adams, on his way to Ontario, had seen the actions of the men and boys, but due to the sagebrush, could not see the pig. Alarmed at what he thought was trouble, he reported, “You better get out to the hog ranch as fast as you can. They are hav ing ah---- of a fight out there.” Running for Their Lives! “Tietsort is after John Ward with a butcher knife; John and the kids ’re running for their lives. John has a gun and stops some times, but they all run again be fore Tietsort can catch up with them.” Everyone enjoyed a good laugh. The “rescue” party helped Dad carry in the slain pig. Mother and Lizzie, seeing an opportunity to get rid of part of a mountain of spare ribs and back bones, be gan loading up the wagon while the men went after the pig. The rescuers could use them in town, but Mother and Lizzie had more than they knew what to do with. Dad told the saloon-keeper that if he saw anyone interested in a fight at the hog ranch to buy them a drink and he would pay later. I imagine that charge ac count reflected considerable in terest in the fracas. Good Deeds Go Unnoticed Businessmen in town now must surely go on many similar mis sions, but since they do not use a team, their good deeds probably go unnoticed. There is nothing like a panting, wild - eyed, lathered - up team of horses to show that a proper amount of effort was expended. Some Journal readers knew all the people mentioned in this lit tle comedy. Some may remember hearing of the little incident, while others may have heard of it and forgotten. It happened 65 years ago, come hog-killin’ time this fall. I ♦ □ ♦ • ♦ § THE BARED FACTS... “My sister is the clever one,” boasted Mike. “She pulled the wool over Uncle Sam’s eyes. She dressed herself up like a man and joined the Navy.” “Hold on there,” protested Pat. “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with THEM. They’ll discover her right away.” “And who would tell?” smirked Mike. §?•*□♦§ AN ECONOMIST ... is someone who plans what to do with someone else’s money. REGULAR $1.00 > An 89® Toob uv Teeth Paste with 69® fer Brushl • THESE PRICES ARE MUCH HOTTER ; THAN MY 500 PIPE1’!! e ----------- o----------- ubbel Green Stamps on All New Prescriptions) ------------0------------ yssa Rexall Pharmacy • Corner of Secund 8r Mane NYSSA, OREGON OFF th' Long-ENd I Weve GONE CrazY TOO! --------------so------ ON SatterDay, SEpt. 24 io’ OFF On AWL cAsH purCHASES! PAULUS JEWELRY FONe 372—2916 127 Principal (MAin) St WeVE goNne « de PRUFFE 8.25 by 20—10-pLy TrucK tYReCOQOO (io ENNYWUN HEARS (PIUS TacKs & ReKapPable X-cHaNge) aNd —.. FEr 29c U Gil OuR $31.25 WhYte-walL NiLon nO.ToOb TyRE 1F uR jourNaL NumBre MaTcheZ R's ElLiotftire outfit Oregon Nyssa' aj.hini^ :i'A3\\ SEPT. 22-23-24,, '66 Thurs. — Fri. — SATt, ........................................... - I ■■«**»»»»» O-. »8- 8 SHIRTS—Ea. S C/2 > <n o r <D o QÖ;? 1 PQ PU Entering Our .Store on Crazy Day—Saturday, Sept. 24! MERCHANTS"GOING 'ri /lì ■MM « A Pair of NYLON HOSE to First 20 Ladies • With ALL th' OTHUR Men's and Women's Turtle-Neck — Pull-Over O-. FREE STAID (Sober) ... butt... O/Xr SLACK«-Pr........ X7ÎF (Match Journal's With Ours) 390 2 290 5 790? NORMALLY WE'RE LADIES' REGULAR 79 c FOAMY SHAVE CREAM .... DEODORANT (While Ii Lasts!) . Goi Bugs?? - REXALL SPRAY . Dew U KNOWE TIS K-R-A-Z-Y Time Agin?? S5SSSSWSSCW „ { IS WHICH?? Didja ever look at a persen 'nd find that .gr » Y«' ya' ---- looked, the mor that - purson . resembled somewun .............................. ------------------ That wuz the case in this kase, when a member of th' | staff saw a striking resemblance betwean these too Nyssa en —not onlee their fashial features and hare-dues, but ielr sire — and each is 'bout as big as a minnet. Fer iden- lon, tern two paig 11. DOG-GONE! Mrs. Hazel Lane was explain ing: “Quite a number of plants and flowers have the prefix ‘dog.’ There’s the dog-rose, dogwood and dog-violet, for instance. Can . any pupil name another?” There was a silence, then Tony DeMinck spoke up, “Please, tea cher,” he asked politely, “How about collieflower?” §?•+□♦§ INDIRECT LIGHTING . . . Two foreigners took a room in a summer hotel. To their sur- I prise, they were attacked by mos- , quitoes, an insect new to them. That night, as they turned off the light and went to bed, two fire- | flies flitted in through the win- I dow. "It's no use," one gioaned to the other. "They've come back with lanterns looking for us!" §?•+□♦§ The trouble with most of us is that our necessities are too lux- | urious and our luxuries are too | necessary. O Z M 5 Ä Q W O Ï 3 'ri S. S a M o a> % s§ M * <s • • i 99' SUPER SPECIALS World Globe .... 7Q0 Healing Pads . . . .29 ruvuvuv.-.'.’ • » » » » MANY OTHER ITEMZ AT CRaZY—LOW PRICES! Girls' — Bermuda SHORT SETS Wimmen's — Jeanie BLOUSES All Types — Model Cars and Planes i/2 PRICE! ►♦#♦#♦♦♦♦♦♦#*♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦********** Inside or Outside GAL. PAINT ... 2-98 BUY ONE SKEIN — Mohair Yarn - $1 GET ONE FREE ■ r 4 M _.a 5 in „ ,2 61.2 ¿a o È KRAZY DAY PRPES-Saturday OnLy! (If Your JOURNAL NUMBRE Matches Ours) BUNCH of PLASTIC GRAPES 99c ANTIQUED FLOWER ARRANGEMENT 49c ELECTRIC CLOCK 99c — Paint by No. Kit .09c Dozen Plastic Tumblers .05c------- MANY OTHERS SUGAR CITY 5 & 1 204 Man« Street NYSSA. OREGON Dyal 372-3090
