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About Nyssa gate city journal. (Nyssa, Or.) 1937-199? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 24, 1964)
THURSDAY. 24 SEPTEMBER. 1964 NYSSA GATE CITY JOURNAL — CRAZY DAYS SECTION SIDE ELLEVE Fall Style Show GUY’S SINCLAIR "Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer" . . . Sponsored by . . . I'm not one of the Smith Bros., but when your car has a cough— Malheur Memorial Hospital Auxiliary Thursday Sept. 24, 8 P.M. I'm Here with Sinclair Gasoline! At Nyssa High School Cafetorium ------- o------- Women's and Children's Clothing The water we add to our gas is pure carbonated and will not rust in your tank! ---------- —o------------- (Casuals, Evening, Sports and Street Wear) Men's Wear (A New Feature) (Sports Clothing . . . Hunting Toggery) Hair Styles Jewelry (The Very Latest) (Fine and Costume) Entertainment Road Show . . . Nyssa LDS Second Ward . . . also . . . Vocal and ------------- Instrumental Numbers 0------- ----- Refreshments Following Program Admission..................... $1 Per Person (All Proceeds Go to the Hospital) Come io the Revue ... Bring the Family! Teacher: Can any of you stu dents tell me what a fish net is made of? Kent Holcomb: Sure, a lot of little holes tied together with strings. Johnny, I wish you’d be a good little boy. I’ll be good for a nickel. The idea! Why can’t you be like your father—good for noth ing. SiaY WARmmmmm . r n _ mu “6-£i-r uuvciiju :: OuR CraZY Da Ye OfFeR — K INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOW-OUT . . . We have given many a flat tire the air I GUY'S SINCLAIR STATION GUY CHITWOOD YoUr LucKy NuMBer PlUs A 50 PoSiage SiamP WiLl GeT YoU A------- WOOL BLONKET! ---------- o BERNARD EASTMAN INSURANCE At half-time or any time, MILK is the perfect pick-up ... it's the protein lift that gives you a quick burst of energy to make that first down or block that kick. It's great, too, for those late snacks, at breakfast or any time. Have some delicious MILK soon ... You'll like it! "DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE YOUR BIGGEST FOOD BARGAIN!" . . . Ed Mason — Now take this rifle and find out how to use it. Student—Tell me one thing. Is it true that the harder I pull the trigger, the farther the bul let will go? How's That Again? Modern psychology tells us that it’s bad to be an orphan, ter rible to be an only child, damag ing to be the youngest, crushing to be in the middle and taxing to be the oldest. There seems no way out, except to be 'born an adult. HAVE FUN . . . ATTEND NYSSA'S KRAZY DAY . . . SATURDAY—September 26! sPEsHULs WelL's & DaViEs'—ihlck-SlIced BA Ku N............ 2 IBs. 99C BanaNana2 LET-UZ 2 IBs.-270 2 beds » » 25c 12-oZ. Kanz MaNy OTheR LuNCH KrAzy DaY mEei 3 forgi BarGAiNs! YOU SCORE WITH MILK! ------- o --------o-------- Luckie JourNal Nos. WilL gelchoo PePPerel BlAnkut .99c — Candle set .09c FloRaL BoKay .17c — 2 lbs. hambuger .17 A DuZzin' non-sLip Hanger Cuvers .19c WUn HI-PoLish TaBul SetTing . . .09 Pounds(lbs.)srocery 202 BoWur, NiSsa...... .. FoNe 372-2523 Bartender Freddy Says: Clover Lawn Dairy 313 North Main Nyssa, Oregon YOU CanT BEET uS for... HARE-KAIR —..WE'LL..— Kink it—Bend it—Twist it! (ANY ANGLE YOU WANT) — ALSO — RinSe TinT CoLor PainT ______ AND----------- PermNANTS GUaRaNtEed! ______ NO FOOLIN'----------- MILDRED'S BEAUTY SALON Mildred — Linda—Greta—Virginia Adrian Boulevard Nyssa. Oregon Dial 372-2024 Dial 372-3161 This is a . . . FABLE ABOUT APRONS “I don’t get it,” the customer said to the waitress. “You come to work in a pretty, frilly apron when a plain, ordinary one would do just as well. I’ll admit it looks nice, but it seems impractical.” “Well,” said the waitress, “it’s just like when I’m home and expecting company. I try to look nice when I invite guests into my home, and I like my home to be presentable, too. “When I wait on a customer here, it’s pretty much the same as entertaining guests at home. In either case, it’s a matter of courtesy.” “Sounds reasonable enough,” the customer replied. “Customers are the reason for the existence of a place like the POLAR BEAR, and it only makes good sense to show them courtesy and respect. Of course, courtesy and respect alone aren’t enough,” the wait ress continued. “You also have to provide them good, palatable food and give them good service. “Between extending courtesy to customers and serving them ‘rich man’s food at poor man’s prices,’ we manage to keep a lot of them nappy and coming back for more.” THE MORAL: As long as the POLAR BEAR serves “rich man’s food at poor man’s prices,” we could prob ably get away with waitresses dressed in Mother Hub bards made out of old flour sacks, but we figure that spic and span waitresses add a little extra touch to a nice meal. The Horse and Mule live 30 years And they know nothing of wines and beers. The Goat and Sheep at 20 die And NEVER taste of Scotch or Rye. The Cow drinks water by the ton And at 18 is mostly done. The Dog at 15 cashes in Without the aid of Rum and Gin. The Cat in milk and water soaks And then in 12 short years it croaks. The modest, sober bone-dry hen Lays eggs for NOGS, then dies at ten • • • All Animals are strictly dry: They sinless live and swiftly die. But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men Survive for three score years and ten • • • And some of them, a very few, Stay Pickled till they-re 921 We Serve Cooked Food, Too! Caffi and JÌouMje 508 Main Street Nyssa, Oregon
