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TAKE ¡ED-OFF LAND FARMS l, Hogs, Chickens, Truck Farming, Stock Raising OUT GREASE SPOTS 10 CENT "CA8CARETS” IF BILIOUS OR C08TIVE GENTLE ITALIAN BEES Blemishes That So Greatly Annoy the For 8ick Headache, Sour 8tomach, Housekeeper May Be Effectively Sluggish Liver and Bowel»—They Dealt With. work while you aleep. Mother’s Troubles Mother’s unending work and Stinging Black and Hybrid Breeds devotion drains and strains her Have Been Discarded. physical strength and leaves •res. Kail, w a te r, an d a u to tra n s p o r ta tio n to P o rtla n d . L ow est ;ock y a rd s a n d o th e r P o rtla n d m a r k e ts of a n y a g ric u ltu ra l d is- nn or W ash in g to n . St. H e le n s d is tr ic t (w ith co -o p e ra tiv e cream - *< -------------------- ------------------------- In ---------- e ry — a n -« d ~ a flnflftA $60,000 ---------------- payroll p e r m o n - th ) now ra pidl’ p id ly developing; fctlve soil, lig h t clearing, s p rin g w a te r ; a d jo in s highly im proved ¡Irlct. $10 to $35 per acre. T e rm s, 6 p e r cent. I r a w o rth your Jrc a few m in u te s’ ta lk w ith u s a b o u t th e b e st o p p o rtu n ity o ffered ( f o r you to g e t a fa rm hom e of y o u r own. W rite C h a rles L. Grease spots may be removed by the Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges application of carbon tetrachloride, ac tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head its m ark in dimmed eyes and cording to II. F. Zollcr, assistant In aches come from a torpid liver and Expert of Oklahoma Experiment Sta careworn e x p re ssio n s* --sh e chemistry iu the Kuusas State Agricul clogged bowels, which cause your Eat loss meat also take glass of tion Advises Beginners to Get Mod stomach to become filled with undi ages before her time. tural college. Salts before eating em Fixtures to Keep the gested food, which sours and ferments “Removing grease spots with gaso like garbage In a swill barrel. That's Any mother w h o is weary Honey Gatherers In. breakfast. line or benzine Is both dangerous uud the first step to untold misery—Indi Chamber of Commerce Building, Portland, or and languid should start taking wasteful,” said Mr. Zoller. "Chloroform gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow HNS LUMBER COMPANY, St. Helens, Oregon (By C. F . SA N BO RN . O k lah o m a E xpert- m e a t S tatio n .) Is effective, but Is dangerous. Carbon sklu, mental fears, everything that Is Uric acid in meat excites the kid A great many people fear the sting tetrachloride is Uijd by cleaners be horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret neys, they become overworked; get Bluggish, ache, and feel like lumps of of bees, but it Is Just as the Western cause of Its sufety, cleuniug power uud tonight will give your constipated the absence of a disagreeable, odor. bowels a thorough cleansing and lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the country was years ago, where there bladder Is Irritated, and you may be straighten you out by morning. They I'lie disadvantage Is Its expense. work while you sleep—a 10-cent box obliged to seek relief two or three were large herds of cattle. Very little "luk Is difficult to remove If It has from your druggist will keep you feel times during the night. When the kid butter wus made because the cows been iu tbe garment for some time. ing good for months. neys clog you must help them flush ware so wild und kicked so much thut off the body’s urinous waste or you’ll only one or two per family were Iron inks may be removed by oxalic acetic, citric, or dilute hydrochloric Garfield Tea, by p u rify in g th e blood, era d be a real sick person shortly. At first milked. Now, however, with the Im acids. In case of the coul-tur inks, the icates rheum atism , dyspepsia and many you feel a dull misery In th î kidney proved breeds, nearly every farmer OF NORWEGIAN COD LIVER OIL region, you suffer from backache, sick has butter uud cream the yeur round, as a strengthening food and bracing chronic ailm ents. 5T and FINEST^ spot must be bleached. headache, dizziness, stomach gets uud ofteu receives a nice Income from i A t northwest !- "Iron rust can be removed by fairly tonic to add richness to her blood sour, tongue coated and you feel rheu Got Twenty-Year Policy. , Hauser, President. sale of these products. Darkens Beautifully and Re strong oxulic ucld solution, If allowed An old man went Into a life Insur matic twinges when the weather Is the The ■ 75 same applies to bees. The sting and build up her nerves before it to stand on the goods for a short time, ance office in Hartford, Conn., and bad. stores Its Natural Color Sample( uud often when It Is exposed to the requested to be Insured. The com Eat less meat, drink lots of water; ing bluck und hybrid bees have given is too late. Start SCOTT'S 1 Rooms i and Lustre at Once. sunlight the uctlou Is a little quicker pany asked his age. His reply was also get from any pharmacist four place to gentle Italians. I ofteu bun today—its fame is world-wide.^ ounces of Jad Salts; take a table dle my bees throughout u yeur with 52 Up( The excess of oxalic acid must be “Ninety-four.” No Alcohol. “Why, my good man, we can not spoonful In a glass of water before out being stung. wushed out, und the goods washed with i’t EicepHnal H*teUu*|J breakfast for a few days and your kid In the tlrst place, don’t fool with Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. 16-4 ’ Common garden Bage brewed Into a a good soap. In order to neutralize the lnsuro you,” said the company. neys will then act fine. Thin famous heavy tea, with sulphur and alcohol "Why not?” he asked. Hydrochloric add is the best re^ "Because salts Is made from the acid of grapes black bees any more than you would JFORNIA RAILROAD CO. added, will turn gray, Btreaked and ucld. you’re 94.” A Motorist’s Resentment. attempt to milk Texas cows. Get pure mover of Iron rust. If handled by an ex faded hair beautifully dark and luxuri "What of that?" cried the old man. and lemon juice, combined with llthia, Italians. In the second place, don’t ‘Have you studied economy in the perienced person. LAN D S. ant. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sulphur “Look at the statistics and they will and has been used for generations to home?” “An excellent formula for the remov tell you that fewer men die after 94 clean clogged kidneys and stimulate monkey with boxes or gums to keep » te d in U n ite d S ta te s ab o u t recipe at home, though, is troublesome. ‘Yes,” replied Mr. Chuggins. “I’m them to normal activity, also to neu Gaining a g ric u ltu ra l, tim b e r an d An easier way is to get the ready-to- al of fountain-pen Ink, especially Iron than before It.”—Chicago Herald. them In, but get modern fixtures. tired of paying out all this money to | i n 1 H co u n ties in W e ste rn O re- use preparation improved by the addi tralize the acids In urine, so It no long Don’t try to produce comb honey In keep up a cooking range, instead of Ink und Iron rust. Is the nceto-oxallc 1 to C alifornia, p a r t on each side er is a source of irritation, thus end pound boxes. An expert beekeeper Is spending It for gasoline.”—Washing lailroad. A g ric u ltu ra l a n d tim - tion of other Ingredients, costing about acid formula. It Is made by suturut ing bladder weakness. »ened fo r s e ttle m e n t an d sale 50 cents a large bottle, at drug stores, ton Star. i law s. L a rg e m ap sh o w in g re- known as "Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur lug a 10 per cent acetic add solution Jad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot In required to make It a success any \ co u n ties; synopsis o f provis- where. Don’t imnglne that you can with oxalic ucld, und mixing one part jure; makes a delightful effervescent Compound,” thus avoiding a lot of nd w as g ra n te d an d rev ested ; of the product with four purls of ul- llthla-water drink which everyone get rich at the business Just because i; in fo rm a tio n a b o u t c o u n ty , muss. U, c lim a te, elev atio n s, e tc ., s e n t should take now and then to keep tbe you take off, say, 200 or 300 pounds cohol.” While gray, faded hair Is not sinful, 1.00. CON LAN & CO.. kidneys clean and active. Druggists of honey some years. | 19th S tre e t, P o rtla n d , O regon. we all desire to retain our youthful here say they sell lots of Jad Salts to appearance and attractiveness. By If you can buy from a neighbor more HOUSEHOLD HINTS folks who believe In overcoming kid cheaply than from u denier, do so ; but darkening your hair with Wyeth’s ney trouble while It Is only trouble. Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one bear In mind that when you sell u To Induce a canary to take a bath can tell, because It does It so naturally, cow, you don’t alwnys sell your best ( a b i t s a n d ch ro n ic diseases of Dr. Eberle and Dr. Braithwaite aa The Reason. so evenly. You just dampen a sponge sprinkle a few seeds upon the water. very d escrip tio n an d k in d . 1 He—Why do those football men one, but more likely one with a pe well as Dr. Simon — all distinguished a v e cu re d th o u s a n d s o f people or soft brush with It and draw this This added attraction will make the authors—agree that whatever may be culiarity that you don’t like. Likewise fc th e la s t 12 y e a rs by th e use of through your hair, taking one small wear spikes in their shoes? buth become a habit with tbe little the disease, the urine seldom fails in idium , X K ay, E le c tric C ur- It—Why—er—they are the new with bees, for which reason It Is often strand at a time; by morning all gray n ts, L ig h ts , B akeovens, V ib ra- fellow. Coast defense. (Deep stuff.)—Widow. better to buy from a dealer. He wllf furnishing us with a clue to the princi *s, M ag n etic W aves, Ozone, hairs have disappeared. After another ples upon which it is to be treated, To keep flowers fresh, place a pinch ck s. D iet, A d ju s tm e n ts , M an- application or two your hair becomes be Inclined to sell you something good and accurate knowledge concerning the ^ illations. M assage and B ath s, As we grow m ore sensible, we refu se drug because he has a reputation to sustain. nature of disease can thus be obtained. beautifully dark, glossy, soft and lux of bicarbonate of soda In tbe water rC o n s u lta tio n fre e . W rite cathartics and tak e N a tu re ’s herb cure, G ar DR. W. E. MALLORY, uriant and you appear years younger. before putting them Into a vase. The colonies of Italian bees In a com If backache, scalding urine or frequent field Tea. 600-5 B ro ad w ay B ldg, Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound To umke glassware clear and spark lortland, - - O regon plete one-and-one-hulf-story lilve will urination bother or distress yon, or if is a delightful toilet requisite. It la ling, add a little washing blue to tbe acid in the blood has caused rheu Gas. Granulated Eyelids, “I hear Jones died from a single cost about $20. Two empty hives uric , F re e In fo rm a tio n on not intended for the cure, mitigation soapsuds when washing. gout or sciatica or you suspect (ready to put new swarms In), sup matism, i H ow To Do T a n n in g or prevention of disease. G B Eye* inflamed by expo- kidney or bladder trouble just write Dr. I -F ro m th e w o rth le ss- If Ink is spilled on the carpet or ta blow.” plied with full sheets of foundation In «ure to Sun, Oust and W ind i looking g re e n hides Pierce at the Surgical Institute, Buffalo, ‘What hit him?” ble cover, cover It Immediately with to th e finest, s o ft ta n paddy relieved by Murine the brood chamber, nnd starters In the Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are the salt as It absorbs the luk. ned fu rre d le a th e r: ‘No one. He blew out the gas.”— upper stories or supers, will cost $0.00. N.Y.; send a sample of urine and de :ye Remedy. No Smarting, scribe symptoms. You will receive free m o th-proof, a t fa c original little liver pills put up 40 years just Eye Comfort. At Illinois Siren. to ry p rices, m a d e up Powdered ulum added to ordinary medical advice after Dr.Pierce’a chemist They regulate liver ana bowels. in to b e a u tifu l ladies’ ago. Your Druggist's 50c per Bottle. M urine Eye stove blacking adds to Its brilliancy. has examined the urine — this will bo fu rs , coats, robes, Salve inTubes 2 5c. For Book el Ike EyeFreeask m itte n s a n d caps. carefully done without charge, and yon Oxalic add and Javelle water ure AXLE GREASE IS NEGLECTED Economy. T a x id e rm is t w o rk. Druggists or M urine Eye Remedy Ce., Chicago will be under no obligation. Dr. Pierce S end fo r catalogue. excellent for removing ink stains. Unquestionably, honesty is the best C ustom T a n n er, Reading, Mich. New tinware will never rust If Oversight Means Wear and Rapid De during many vears of experimentation policy, but a lot of folks think they greased has discovered a niw remedy which bo with a little fresh lard and terioration of Farm Equipment— can get along with something less finds is thirty-seven times more power baked In the oven before It Is used. Keep Grease Handy. expensive.—Richmond Times-Dlspatch. Cincinnati authority aaya coma ful than lithia in removing uric acid Veal, Pork, Beef, from the system. If you are suffering dry up and lift out Poultry, Butter, Egga SOUR, ACID STOMAChfS, Corn Chowder. Of all the sins of neglect committed from backache of the pains of rheuma and Farm Produce with Angara. GASES OR INDIGESTION One can corn, four cupfuls potatoes against farm equipment thnt of fall tism, go to your best druggist and ask a b le E v e rd in g house w ith a pars o f S q u a re D ealings, and cut In one-quarter-inch slices, one nnd ing to "grense” the farm wugon Is per for a 50-cent box of "Anuric ” put np MTOP MARKET PRICES. For almost a Each "Pape’e Dlapepsln” Digest» 3000 one-half-inch cube fat salt pork, one Dr. Pierce. Dr. Pierce's Favorite haps the worst. The farm manager by q u a r t e r - c e n t u r y Ouch ! ? ! ? ! ! This kind of rough Prescription for weak women and Dr. grains food, ending all atomach . CRONKH1TE K o w - K u r e has sliced onion, four cupfuls scalded talk will be heard less here In town If gets In a hurry, hitches up the team Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery for misery in five minutes. g u a r d e d th e h e a lth Portland, Oregon people troubled with corns will follow and drives off to linul a heavy lond the blood have been favorably known milk, eight common crackers. Cut . , , , . ? f th o u s a n d s o f th e b e s t d a ir ie s In t h e c o u n tr y . I t Is the simple advice of this Cincinnati when the “spindles” of the wugon may for the past forty years and more. They Time It! In fl - minutes all stom pork In small pieces and try out. Add t h e one co w m e d ic in e t h a t c a n be authority, who claims that a few drops be so “dry” us to be bright from the are standard remedies to-dav—as well ach distress will go. No Indigestion, onion and cook five minutes, stirring d e p e n d e d u p o n in a n y c a s e o f of a drug called freezone when applied [ o t o r c y c l e s heartburn, A b o rtio n , B a rr e n n e s s , R e ta in e d as Doctor Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets for sourness or belching of often that onion mny not burn. Strain to a tender, aching corn or hardened friction of the wheels. A f te r b ir th , M ilk F e v e r , S c o u rin g , liver and bowels. You can get a gas, acid, or eructations of undigested fat into a stewpan. Parboil potatoes $40 and Up Such use means heavy wear nnd the B u n c h e s, a n d o t h e r co w a ilm e n ts callouB stops soreness at once, and sample of any one of these remedies ITrite fo r lis t A o f re b u ilt H arley - food, no dizziness, bloating, foul five minutes In billing water to cover, w h ic h a r e lik e ly to r e s u l t fro m a soon the corn or callous dries up and rapid deterioration. It tukes but a by wiiting Dr, Pierce. avidsons, In d ia n s, E xcelsiors, E tc . breath or headache. r u n - d o w n c o n d itio n o f th e d i g e s nnd add potatoes to f a t; then lifts right off without pain. tiv e o r g e n i t a l o r g a n s . very few minutes to “greuse" the wng- I H a rle y - D avidson S erv ic e C e n te r Pape’s Dlapepsln Is noted for its drain I f o r th e N o rth w e s t. L a rg e s t ex c iu - He says freezone dries Immediately on when everything needed Is handy. add two cupfuls boiling water; cook speed In regulating upset stomachs. K e e p y o u r co w h e a lth y ; It pays. \% sive d e a le rs o f M otorcycles in N . W . and never Inflames or even irritates K o w - K u r e w ill d o It. B uy a When nxle grease Is used often the Doctor Pierce’s Pellets are unequaled It is the surest, quickest stomach rem until potatoes nre soft, add corn nnd MOTORCYCLE JL SUPPLY CO., INC. the surrounding skin. A small bottle load draws easier nnd the wear Is re ns a Liver Pill. One tiny, ¿Sugar-coated p a c k a g e a n d fo llo w th e s im p le I 209 F o u rth S t. P o rtla n d , O re edy In the whole world and besides it milk, then heat to boiling point. Sen- d ir e c tio n s . 60c a n d »1.00 fro m of freezone will cost very little at any Pellet a Dose. Cure Sick Headache, is harmless. Put an end to stomach son with salt and pepper and butter y o u r d r u g g i s t o r fe e d d e a le r. drug store, but will positively remove duced considerably. Headache, Dizziness, Constipa V a lu a b le b o o k . “T h e H o m e Cow trouble forever by getting a large and crackers, split and sonked In Keep your wrench, nxle grense und Bilious every hard or soft corn or callous D o c to r," f r e e b y w r itin g , tion, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and fifty-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln enough cold milk to moisten. Re nxle rest hundy so you will not forget all derangements of tbe Liver, Stomach from one’s feet Millions of American f c < ¿ o i / / . y g / r C o from any drug store. You realize in move crackers, turn chowder into a D A IR Y A S SO C IA T IO N COM PANY women will welcome this announce to lubricate the wugon. and Bowels. five minutes how needless It is to suf tureen and put crackers on top. L y n ilo n v llle , V t. ment since the Inauguration of the I M usical In s tru m e n ts in tr u e s t harm o n y , fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any high heels. If your druggist doesn't p e e how good th e y ca n be; n o t how m uch stomach disorder. It's the quickest, Learning to Be Normal. have freezone tell him to order a small TO PRESERVE SOIL MOISTURE | b rin g . V iolin, M andolin, G u ita r, B anjo, Codfish Souffle. j S lo g an: “ I f you d o n ’t find ’em b e tte r surest and most harmless stomach 'Husband, daughter wants to go to bottle for you. Fare and slice enough potatoes to , sen d ’em back a t o u r e x p e n se .” 311 to doctor In the world. Unintentional Result. Description and Illustration of Useful the normal school." » B ld g., 227Va W a sh . S t., P o rtla n d , O re. make one pint, add a pint of codfish, “Well?" Getting «it the Facte. "The speech you made In congress Implement Given Herewith—It What He Said. shredded, l’lnce In a saucepan, cover created a great deal of discussion." “Do you approve?” “Did I understand you to say that Is Easy to Make. PELTS. CASCARA BARK, “The man I marry must be a hero with cold water and bring slowly to “Yes,” replied Senator Sorghum. your friend Pennlbbs was engaged “The normal school, eh? Yes, I —brave, daring and gallant; he must the boiling point. Drain off this water, “It was one of those familiar exam in literary pursuits,” she queried. think lots of people could take a fOOL AND MOHAIR. This drag is designed for fining nnd courso at such an Institution with enough to support me comfort cover with boiling water nnd cook ples of an effort to take up a ques "Well, I hope not,” replied the I you have. Write tor prices and shipping tags have ably; must have a country home, until the potato Is thoroughly cooked, tion to settle it once and for all, and knowing y ung man. “I merely stated pneklng soli for the better preserva profit”—Louisville Courier-Journal. N orton CO. Portland. Ore.; Seattle, Wn. and, above all, be honest." merely furnishing more material for that he wrote alleged stories and tion of moisture. It Is 8V& feet wide, “That’s all very good; but this is then druln and mnsh line. Melt one Zest of Pursuit. A T R A D E . G as T ra c to r a n d A uto- love—not a department store. —Le tablespoonful of butter, add an equal an endless controversy.”—Washing poems for the magazines.”-Exchange. made of 2-by-H-lnoh lumber and put ton Star. “Of course, you want your wife to together with 4-Inch spikes. The han » a r e in dem an d . W e a re g iv in g a com - amount of flour nnd stir until smooth; high Burr. in b o th fo r th e p ric e o f one tu itio n , A Compensation. dles, which may he taken from a enst- have the right to vote?” add one nnd one-half cupfuls of milk, t tim e only. L a rg e class now g ra d u a t- Where Are They? “Yes. But I don’t believe she’ll How Negligee of Her. “Geraldine, this Is a bad habit of » ve room fo r few m ore m en. C atalo g The man who had made a huge then fish nnd potato mixture nnd cook find as much enjoyment In voting as I free. Hv-mphill’t Trade Schosls, 20th A Hawthorne Maid—Madame says that she will yours getting a new dress every fortune was speaking a few ' words for five tnlnues. Cool, ndd the beaten Portland, Oregon. she has found in the campaign for to a number of students at a business yolks of three eggs, then the stiffly be right down. She Is in her boudoir. week." the privilege.”—Washington Star. “Yes, ma, and see how easily this Mr. Newlyrich—Great Scott! And class. Of course, the main theme of beaten whites. Turn Into a buttered P. GORIN, Patent Attorney his address was himself. our minister will be at the reception bad habit fastens on me.”—Baltimore The Silver Lining. American. an d D eveloper: p a t e n ts s e cu red o r F E E “All my success in life, all my tre baking dish and bake slowly for 35 tonight.—Tiger. A Riverside mother was Injured in ED: fre e book on p a te n ts . S u ite s 701, mendous financial prestige," he said minutes. Serve immediately, gar 1 an d 701-C, C e n tra l b u ild in g , S e a ttle . a motor car accident lately and a few Worka Two Ways. Picked tbe Right 8pot. proudly, “I owe to one thing alone— nished with sprigs of parsley. days afterward her little boy said; "I see where a rich man has built “A fine rush for the first day,” said S econd-H and M achin- P>“Ck’ P * " C k ’ P‘UCk!” , “Mamma, I am glad you were h u rt” a lake and fl wer garden on top of the wife of the tailor who had Just ry b o u g h t, sold an d H 6 TTiaclG A ll lm p rG S S lV © P & U S6 1161*6, Colonial Cake. "Why?" exclaimed his mother. i i n e r y c exchanged: an apartment house.” engines,, but the effect was ruined by one stu- opened In Plunkvllle. “That must One-half cupful butter, one nnd a “Because,” he replied, “now you »m ills, etc, J ____ ^ E . ________ M artin Co.. 83 1st w h 0 asked Impressively; ‘That would be just the place for mean that tbe old tailor Isn’t giving p d . S end fo r S to ck L is t an d p rices. are always home when I get back “Yes, sir; but how are we to find quarter cupfuls granulated sugar, a truck garden.” general satisfaction.” from school.”—Patterson Call. •Why?” the right people to pluck?”—Philadel three eggs, half cupful thin cream or "I dunno,” responded her husband. O reboh V ulcanizing C ompany phia Ledger. rich milk, half even teaspoonful soda, ’I don’t see how the neighbor’s “It may mean that he Isn't giving gen l moved to 333 to 337 B u rn sid e S t., P o rt- Apologetic. one even teaspoonful cream tartar, two chickens could ever get up there.”— eral credit.”—Louisville Courier-Jour I land. O re. L a r g e s t T ire R e p a ir P la n t “Dear me, these Boston streets [ I n th e N o rth w e s t. C o u n try serv ic e a Birmingham Age-Herald. Club Rates. cupfuls of pastry flour, half cupful nal. seem to get more mixed up every ■pecialty. U se P a rc e l P o st “My wife and myself are trying to seeded rnislns. Add whites of eggs time I come.” In Urup. Her Contribution. get up a list of club magazines. By last and bnke In tube pan. When cold “Sorry, mum,," said the polite pa Home-Made Drag. /RECK AUTOMOBILES French Trooper—The Frltzes •11 “He owes his success to his wife.’ taking three you get a discount” trolman, “I assure you we don’t shuf frost with a heavy white Icing that will carry umbrellas In the trenches. yod p a rts . P a r ts a t h a lf p ric e. W e “That so?” ! m ost an y p a r t . W e h av e w re c k e d “How are you making out?” fle ’em."—Louisville Courier-Journal. awuy Implement, are 2% feet long. contrast prettily with the yellow of the British Tommy—Ah! And what for? lerent m akes o f c a rs o f re c e n t d a te . I f ‘‘Yes. Scarcely a day goes by but The chains are nttuched through “Well, we can get one that I don’t cake. Citron Bllced In thin strips may h y w rite to A u to W re c k in g Co., £9 French Trooper—So they can’t be she keeps him from making a fool of auger holes. In making the notched want and one that she doesn’t want,, be nsed Instead of raisins, or In com taken by storm.—Chaparral. A Good Way to Find Out. ■way. P o rtla n d . O regon. himself in one way or another.’ and one that neither of us wants for Student—How much board do I cuts to give the required pitch for the bination with them. *2.25.”—Life. owe you? I I D D I * A ch**.a lte r- Was Up Against It drag boards take out 3 inches. The To a Motorist. Landlady—How long have you been • I T ry Going Into a telegraph office one Little Boy Blue, please blow your boards are 2)4 feet long.—Southern in college?—Brunonian. Chocolate Pie. For a Rainy Day. f jr* i« ÏA P l-U r-A -C < H .Ô day Snapper Garrison, the Jockey, saw Agriculturist. horn Four tablespoonfuls cocoa, one pint -r.. - TABLET» “Are you saving anything up for a rill o fte n p re v e n t a a c ri old sporting friend engaged In writ Whenever you would pass. 26« li p ro lo n g e d a tta c k . rainy day?” asked the thrifty citizen. of water, yolks of two eggs, two table- an ing a telegram. Pedestrians are viewed with scorn “Yes,” replied Mr. Chuggins. “In a spoonfuls cornstarch, six tablespoon ’Garrison,” he said, ’’I’m sending a AVOID “VENEERED” BALED HAY By many men, alas. little while I expect to have enough fuls sugar. Boil until thick, ndd one telegram | Ounce of Prevention. to my wife, and I’m broke. to buy a brand-new top for my auto tnhlespoonful vanilla. Bnke the crust, Be a good fellow and prepay it for third time in one after- mobile.”—Washington Star. So, If you’ll blow your horn, Boy Some Dishonest Men Make Practice pour in the chocolate. Beat the whites me.” ’ady found her new maid Blue, of Putting Inferior Article on Garrison took the message and of the eggs with one cupful of sugnr. In the kitchen easy chair, We’ll praise you to the sky. His Alternative. Inside of Bale. glanced at 1L It read; asleep again?” she said. And many plaudits will accrue spread over top and brown. One tea “It is true that Miss Richley has ‘Cook up everything you’ve got In I engaged you you said you money,” said the engaged man's best spoonful of hnklng powder In one-hnlf As you go honking by. When you buy baled hny be sure the house today. I’m coming home | r tired.” —Kansas City Journal. friend. “But she Is very exacting. cupful granulated sugar added to the Quinn’s Experience It Is not “veneered.” It has been Mrs. I did,” the maid answered, If you marry her you will have to white of one egg stiffly beaten makes tomorrow to hock the stove.” Garrison sent the message. found that some dishonest men nre Ruld be if I didn't sleep.”— give up smoking and drinking.” A New One. Ought to Help You Over a fluffy meringue. lerald. fei-dlng the hailing machine In such a “If at first you don’t deceive, “Possibly,” said the engaged man, the Critical Period. Lie, lie again.” —Pelican. way ns to make the outside of the “but If I don’t marry her I shall have Cornmeal Muffins. Embargo Ego. hale of better quality than the In to give up eating also.”—Exchange. Sift together one cupful cornmeal, W henever th ere ie a tendency to co n stip a side. kcher—Who can tell me a Lowell, Mass —“ For the last three tion, flick-headache, o r biliousness, tak e a cup one fupful bread flour, one tenspoonful uportance that did not ex A Perfect Husband. Be sure your bales are the »nine years I nave been troubled with the o f Garfield Tea. All druggists. tra ago? soda (level) In one cupful sour milk, “Subster is a perfect husband.” grade nil the way through. 1 Change of Life and by—Me—Philadelphia Pub- “I never heard he was so wonder and ndd it to the sifted Ingredients. Beware. the bad feelings Then ndd one-quarter cupful molasses, ful.” Many a captivating co-ed has lost common at t h a t “Well, every time he sees a mail then two eggs, two tablespoonfuls melt a perfectly good stand-in by guessing FOUR ESSENTIALS IN BUYING time. I was in a A Big Job. box he feels in his pockets."—Buffalo ed drippings. Bent well and bnke In the wrong name over a telephone.— very nervous condi finished his first day at Express. Minnehaha. tion, with headaches Simplicity, Reliability, Durability and well-greased muffin pans abont one- I was on his father’s knee and pain a g o o d Accaaalbility Should Be Kept hnlf hour In moderately hot ore nal evening talk before be- THICK, GLOSSY HAIR OF FIG8” deal of the time so I Choose an agree- GIVE “SYRUP Well In Mind. Makes 12. I bed. TO CONSTIPATED CHILD was unfit to do my FREE FROM DANDRUFF able diet. do you think you will work. A f r i e n d Steamed Suet Pudding. When buying n new machine keep his father Inquired, Dalieloue “Fruit Laxative” can’t harm asked me to try Girlal Try It! Hslr gets a ft, fluffy One cupful chopped euet, one-hnlf In mind these four words. Simplicity, daddy, I’ve started tom e tandar little 8tomach, liver Lydia E. PinkhamA and beautiful—Get a 25 cent Keep the digestion tenspoonful enlt, one teaspoonful soda, can't finish,” he replied. reliability, durability and accessibility. V e g e t a b l e Com and bowels. bottle of Danderlne. two teaspoonfuls cream of tartar, one normal. pound, which I did, Then If the machine Is given proper Aa Usual. I Look at the tongue, mother! If care, long life, and greater profits are and it has helped me in every way. I If you care for heavy hair that glis cupful molasees, one and one-half cup coated, y r little one’s stomach, liver Insured. Uae plenty of oil and grease. am not nearly so nervous, no headache know what time your sls- tens with beauty and la radiant with fuls milk, two and one-half cupfuls See that the liver and bowels need cleansing at once. [man left last night?” or pain. I must say that I.ydia EL life; has an incomparable softness and flour, one cupful chopped raisins, one When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t was about 1. dad; be- is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne. cupful currants, a little cut up citron, is active, and Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the sleep, eat or act naturally, or la fever be was going I heard him PASTURE IS VALUABLE CROP best remedy any sick woman can take. ’ Just one application doubles the ish. stomach sour, breath bad; has Re; only one.’ ”—Pearson’s beauty f your hair, besides 1 imme or.« teaspoonful of lemon extract, one — M rs. M a r g a r e t Q p in n , R e a r 258 tenspoonful nutmeg. Steam four hours. The bow elsjalw ays sore throat, d'arrhoea, full of cold, Gnawed Off, Weed Infeated Field With Worthen S t, Lowell. Mass. diately dissolves every particle of Serve hot *lth bard sauce. give a teaspoonful of “California Other warning symptoms are a sens« regular. dandruff. You can not have nice Fanes Around It la Not What Is Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours of suffocation, hot flashes, headaches, you going to reconcile heavy, healthy hair If »ou have dan Meant by Expression. backaches, dread of im[>enjling evil, all the foul, constipated waste, undi statements with some druff. This destructive scurf robs the lee Cream Coffee. timidity, »ounds in the ear», tad pita tion gested food and sour bile gently moves the past?” Put a good-sized spoon of vanilla Ice ihair of its lustre. 1U strength and Its Pasture can be made a valuable of the heart, sparks before the eyes, out of lta little bowels without grip olng to try.” replied Sen- very _______ _ cream Into the bottom of a tall, large life, __________ and If not ________ overcome _ It _ pro- ing, and you have a well, playful child crop which requires little labor. But irregularities, constipation, variable * a } m *°*ng t0 ^ P*r duces a feverishness and it hing of glass and fill up with chilled and Iced again. Ask your druggist for a 60 a gnawed-off, weed-infested field with appetite, weakness, inquietude, and “ . Iet to* people who the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos- coffee made with sugar and cream. Do cent bottle of “California Syrup of a fence around It Is not what la meant iueziness. pinion fight It out among en and die; then the hair falls out not stir. Serve with long-bandied If you need s ecial advice, write to Figs," which contains fill directions by a pasture In this case. Well act -Washington Star. fast. Surely get a 25 cent bottle of for babies, children of all ages and for grass, not over grazed. Is psitara. * the Lydia E. Pirkham Medicine Co. Knowlton's Danderlne from -ny drug ^confidential), I.yon, Mass, grown-upa. No. 9, 1917 , store and Just try 1L Nl iT , it Operation scorn ¡E TEA INTO GRAY HAIR EMULSION Resinol Most Eminent Medicai Authorities Endorse It. will stop that itch E y e s s Hurrah! How's This WOMEN OF MIDDLE AGE ELPF.UL EALTH INTS Should weakness develop, TRY HOSTETTERS S to m a c h B itters
