TAKE
¡ED-OFF LAND FARMS
l, Hogs, Chickens, Truck Farming, Stock Raising
OUT
GREASE SPOTS
10 CENT "CA8CARETS”
IF BILIOUS OR C08TIVE
GENTLE ITALIAN BEES
Blemishes That So Greatly Annoy the
For 8ick Headache, Sour 8tomach,
Housekeeper May Be Effectively
Sluggish Liver and Bowel»—They
Dealt With.
work while you aleep.
Mother’s Troubles
Mother’s unending work and
Stinging Black and Hybrid Breeds devotion drains and strains her
Have Been Discarded.
physical strength and leaves
•res. Kail, w a te r, an d a u to tra n s p o r ta tio n to P o rtla n d . L ow est
;ock y a rd s a n d o th e r P o rtla n d m a r k e ts of a n y a g ric u ltu ra l d is-
nn or W ash in g to n . St. H e le n s d is tr ic t (w ith co -o p e ra tiv e cream -
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e ry — a n -« d ~ a flnflftA
$60,000 ----------------
payroll
p e r m o n - th
) now ra pidl’
p id ly developing;
fctlve soil, lig h t clearing, s p rin g w a te r ; a d jo in s highly im proved
¡Irlct. $10 to $35 per acre. T e rm s, 6 p e r cent. I r a w o rth your
Jrc a few m in u te s’ ta lk w ith u s a b o u t th e b e st o p p o rtu n ity o ffered
( f o r you to g e t a fa rm hom e of y o u r own. W rite C h a rles L.
Grease spots may be removed by the
Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges
application of carbon tetrachloride, ac tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
its m ark in dimmed eyes and
cording to II. F. Zollcr, assistant In aches come from a torpid liver and
Expert of Oklahoma Experiment Sta careworn e x p re ssio n s* --sh e
chemistry iu the Kuusas State Agricul clogged bowels, which cause your Eat loss meat also take glass of
tion Advises Beginners to Get Mod
stomach to become filled with undi
ages before her time.
tural college.
Salts before eating
em Fixtures to Keep the
gested
food,
which
sours
and
ferments
“Removing grease spots with gaso like garbage In a swill barrel. That's
Any mother w h o is weary
Honey
Gatherers
In.
breakfast.
line or benzine Is both dangerous uud the first step to untold misery—Indi
Chamber of Commerce Building, Portland, or
and
languid should start taking
wasteful,” said Mr. Zoller. "Chloroform gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
HNS LUMBER COMPANY, St. Helens, Oregon
(By C. F . SA N BO RN . O k lah o m a E xpert-
m e a t S tatio n .)
Is effective, but Is dangerous. Carbon sklu, mental fears, everything that Is
Uric acid in meat excites the kid
A great many people fear the sting
tetrachloride is Uijd by cleaners be horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret neys, they become overworked; get
Bluggish,
ache,
and
feel
like
lumps
of
of bees, but it Is Just as the Western
cause of Its sufety, cleuniug power uud tonight will give your constipated
the absence of a disagreeable, odor. bowels a thorough cleansing and lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the country was years ago, where there
bladder
Is
Irritated,
and
you
may
be
straighten
you
out
by
morning.
They
I'lie disadvantage Is Its expense.
work while you sleep—a 10-cent box obliged to seek relief two or three were large herds of cattle. Very little
"luk Is difficult to remove If It has from your druggist will keep you feel times during the night. When the kid butter wus made because the cows
been iu tbe garment for some time. ing good for months.
neys clog you must help them flush ware so wild und kicked so much thut
off the body’s urinous waste or you’ll only one or two per family were
Iron inks may be removed by oxalic
acetic, citric, or dilute hydrochloric Garfield Tea, by p u rify in g th e blood, era d be a real sick person shortly. At first milked. Now, however, with the Im
acids. In case of the coul-tur inks, the icates rheum atism , dyspepsia and many you feel a dull misery In th î kidney proved breeds, nearly every farmer OF NORWEGIAN COD LIVER OIL
region, you suffer from backache, sick has butter uud cream the yeur round, as a strengthening food and bracing
chronic ailm ents.
5T and FINEST^
spot must be bleached.
headache, dizziness, stomach gets uud ofteu receives a nice Income from
i A t northwest !-
"Iron rust can be removed by fairly
tonic to add richness to her blood
sour, tongue coated and you feel rheu
Got Twenty-Year Policy.
, Hauser, President.
sale of these products.
Darkens Beautifully and Re strong oxulic ucld solution, If allowed An old man went Into a life Insur matic twinges when the weather Is the The
■ 75
same applies to bees. The sting and build up her nerves before it
to stand on the goods for a short time, ance office in Hartford, Conn., and bad.
stores Its Natural Color
Sample(
uud often when It Is exposed to the requested to be Insured. The com Eat less meat, drink lots of water; ing bluck und hybrid bees have given is too late. Start SCOTT'S 1
Rooms i
and Lustre at Once.
sunlight the uctlou Is a little quicker pany asked his age. His reply was also get from any pharmacist four place to gentle Italians. I ofteu bun today—its fame is world-wide.^
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table dle my bees throughout u yeur with
52 Up(
The excess of oxalic acid must be “Ninety-four.”
No Alcohol.
“Why, my good man, we can not spoonful In a glass of water before out being stung.
wushed out, und the goods washed with
i’t EicepHnal H*teUu*|J
breakfast for a few days and your kid In the tlrst place, don’t fool with Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. 16-4 ’
Common garden Bage brewed Into a a good soap. In order to neutralize the lnsuro you,” said the company.
neys will then act fine. Thin famous
heavy tea, with sulphur and alcohol
"Why not?” he asked.
Hydrochloric add is the best re^ "Because
salts Is made from the acid of grapes black bees any more than you would
JFORNIA RAILROAD CO. added, will turn gray, Btreaked and ucld.
you’re 94.”
A Motorist’s Resentment.
attempt to milk Texas cows. Get pure
mover
of
Iron
rust.
If
handled
by
an
ex
faded hair beautifully dark and luxuri
"What of that?" cried the old man. and lemon juice, combined with llthia, Italians. In the second place, don’t
‘Have you studied economy in the
perienced
person.
LAN D S.
ant. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sulphur
“Look at the statistics and they will and has been used for generations to
home?”
“An excellent formula for the remov tell you that fewer men die after 94 clean clogged kidneys and stimulate monkey with boxes or gums to keep
» te d in U n ite d S ta te s ab o u t recipe at home, though, is troublesome.
‘Yes,” replied Mr. Chuggins. “I’m
them
to
normal
activity,
also
to
neu
Gaining a g ric u ltu ra l, tim b e r an d An easier way is to get the ready-to- al of fountain-pen Ink, especially Iron than before It.”—Chicago Herald.
them In, but get modern fixtures.
tired of paying out all this money to
| i n 1 H co u n ties in W e ste rn O re- use preparation improved by the addi
tralize
the
acids
In
urine,
so
It
no
long
Don’t try to produce comb honey In keep up a cooking range, instead of
Ink und Iron rust. Is the nceto-oxallc
1 to C alifornia, p a r t on each side
er is a source of irritation, thus end pound boxes. An expert beekeeper Is spending It for gasoline.”—Washing
lailroad. A g ric u ltu ra l a n d tim - tion of other Ingredients, costing about acid formula. It Is made by suturut
ing bladder weakness.
»ened fo r s e ttle m e n t an d sale 50 cents a large bottle, at drug stores,
ton Star.
i law s. L a rg e m ap sh o w in g re- known as "Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur lug a 10 per cent acetic add solution
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot In required to make It a success any
\ co u n ties; synopsis o f provis-
where. Don’t imnglne that you can
with
oxalic
ucld,
und
mixing
one
part
jure;
makes
a
delightful
effervescent
Compound,”
thus
avoiding
a
lot
of
nd w as g ra n te d an d rev ested ;
of the product with four purls of ul-
llthla-water drink which everyone get rich at the business Just because
i; in fo rm a tio n a b o u t c o u n ty , muss.
U, c lim a te, elev atio n s, e tc ., s e n t
should take now and then to keep tbe you take off, say, 200 or 300 pounds
cohol.”
While
gray,
faded
hair
Is
not
sinful,
1.00.
CON LAN & CO..
kidneys clean and active. Druggists of honey some years.
| 19th S tre e t, P o rtla n d , O regon. we all desire to retain our youthful
here say they sell lots of Jad Salts to
appearance and attractiveness. By
If you can buy from a neighbor more
HOUSEHOLD
HINTS
folks who believe In overcoming kid cheaply than from u denier, do so ; but
darkening your hair with Wyeth’s
ney
trouble
while
It
Is
only
trouble.
Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one
bear In mind that when you sell u
To Induce a canary to take a bath
can tell, because It does It so naturally,
cow, you don’t alwnys sell your best
( a b i t s a n d ch ro n ic diseases of
Dr. Eberle and Dr. Braithwaite aa
The
Reason.
so
evenly.
You
just
dampen
a
sponge
sprinkle a few seeds upon the water.
very d escrip tio n an d k in d .
1
He—Why do those football men one, but more likely one with a pe well as Dr. Simon — all distinguished
a v e cu re d th o u s a n d s o f people or soft brush with It and draw this This added attraction will make the
authors—agree
that whatever may be
culiarity that you don’t like. Likewise
fc th e la s t 12 y e a rs by th e use of through your hair, taking one small
wear spikes in their shoes?
buth become a habit with tbe little
the disease, the urine seldom fails in
idium , X K ay, E le c tric C ur-
It—Why—er—they
are
the
new
with
bees,
for
which
reason
It
Is
often
strand
at
a
time;
by
morning
all
gray
n ts, L ig h ts , B akeovens, V ib ra-
fellow.
Coast defense. (Deep stuff.)—Widow. better to buy from a dealer. He wllf furnishing us with a clue to the princi
*s, M ag n etic W aves, Ozone, hairs have disappeared. After another
ples upon which it is to be treated,
To keep flowers fresh, place a pinch
ck s. D iet, A d ju s tm e n ts , M an- application or two your hair becomes
be Inclined to sell you something good and accurate knowledge concerning the
^ illations. M assage and B ath s,
As we grow m ore sensible, we refu se drug because he has a reputation to sustain. nature of disease can thus be obtained.
beautifully dark, glossy, soft and lux of bicarbonate of soda In tbe water
rC o n s u lta tio n fre e . W rite
cathartics and tak e N a tu re ’s herb cure, G ar
DR. W. E. MALLORY,
uriant and you appear years younger. before putting them Into a vase.
The colonies of Italian bees In a com If backache, scalding urine or frequent
field Tea.
600-5 B ro ad w ay B ldg,
Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound
To umke glassware clear and spark
lortland,
-
-
O regon
plete one-and-one-hulf-story lilve will urination bother or distress yon, or if
is a delightful toilet requisite. It la ling, add a little washing blue to tbe
acid in the blood has caused rheu
Gas.
Granulated Eyelids, “I hear Jones died from a single cost about $20. Two empty hives uric
, F re e In fo rm a tio n on not intended for the cure, mitigation soapsuds when washing.
gout or sciatica or you suspect
(ready to put new swarms In), sup matism,
i H ow To Do T a n n in g or prevention of disease.
G
B
Eye*
inflamed
by
expo-
kidney or bladder trouble just write Dr.
I -F ro m th e w o rth le ss-
If Ink is spilled on the carpet or ta
blow.”
plied
with
full
sheets
of
foundation
In
«ure
to
Sun,
Oust
and
W
ind
i looking g re e n hides
Pierce at the Surgical Institute, Buffalo,
‘What hit him?”
ble cover, cover It Immediately with
to th e finest, s o ft ta n
paddy relieved by Murine
the brood chamber, nnd starters In the
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are the salt as It absorbs the luk.
ned fu rre d le a th e r:
‘No one. He blew out the gas.”— upper stories or supers, will cost $0.00. N.Y.; send a sample of urine and de
:ye
Remedy.
No
Smarting,
scribe symptoms. You will receive free
m o th-proof, a t fa c original little liver pills put up 40 years
just Eye Comfort. At Illinois Siren.
to ry p rices, m a d e up
Powdered ulum added to ordinary
medical advice after Dr.Pierce’a chemist
They regulate liver ana bowels.
in to b e a u tifu l ladies’ ago.
Your
Druggist's
50c
per
Bottle.
M
urine
Eye
stove
blacking
adds
to
Its
brilliancy.
has examined the urine — this will bo
fu rs , coats, robes,
Salve inTubes 2 5c. For Book el Ike EyeFreeask
m itte n s a n d caps.
carefully
done without charge, and yon
Oxalic
add
and
Javelle
water
ure
AXLE GREASE IS NEGLECTED
Economy.
T a x id e rm is t w o rk.
Druggists
or
M
urine
Eye
Remedy
Ce.,
Chicago
will be under no obligation. Dr. Pierce
S end fo r catalogue.
excellent for removing ink stains.
Unquestionably, honesty is the best
C ustom T a n n er, Reading, Mich.
New tinware will never rust If
Oversight Means Wear and Rapid De during many vears of experimentation
policy, but a lot of folks think they greased
has discovered a niw remedy which bo
with
a
little
fresh
lard
and
terioration of Farm Equipment—
can get along with something less
finds is thirty-seven times more power
baked
In
the
oven
before
It
Is
used.
Keep
Grease
Handy.
expensive.—Richmond Times-Dlspatch.
Cincinnati authority aaya coma
ful than lithia in removing uric acid
Veal, Pork, Beef,
from the system. If you are suffering
dry up and lift out
Poultry, Butter, Egga
SOUR, ACID STOMAChfS,
Corn Chowder.
Of all the sins of neglect committed from backache of the pains of rheuma
and Farm Produce
with Angara.
GASES
OR
INDIGESTION
One can corn, four cupfuls potatoes
against farm equipment thnt of fall tism, go to your best druggist and ask
a b le E v e rd in g house w ith a
pars o f S q u a re D ealings, and
cut In one-quarter-inch slices, one nnd
ing to "grense” the farm wugon Is per for a 50-cent box of "Anuric ” put np
MTOP MARKET PRICES.
For almost a
Each "Pape’e Dlapepsln” Digest» 3000 one-half-inch cube fat salt pork, one
Dr. Pierce. Dr. Pierce's Favorite
haps the worst. The farm manager by
q
u
a
r
t
e
r
-
c
e
n
t
u
r
y
Ouch
!
?
!
?
!
!
This
kind
of
rough
Prescription for weak women and Dr.
grains food, ending all atomach
. CRONKH1TE
K o w - K u r e has
sliced
onion,
four
cupfuls
scalded
talk
will
be
heard
less
here
In
town
If
gets
In
a
hurry,
hitches
up
the
team
Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery for
misery in five minutes.
g u a r d e d th e h e a lth
Portland, Oregon
people troubled with corns will follow and drives off to linul a heavy lond the blood have been favorably known
milk, eight common crackers.
Cut
. , , , .
? f th o u s a n d s o f th e
b
e
s
t
d
a
ir
ie
s
In
t
h
e
c
o
u
n
tr
y
.
I
t
Is
the
simple
advice
of
this
Cincinnati
when the “spindles” of the wugon may for the past forty years and more. They
Time It! In fl - minutes all stom pork In small pieces and try out. Add
t h e one co w m e d ic in e t h a t c a n be
authority, who claims that a few drops be so “dry” us to be bright from the are standard remedies to-dav—as well
ach distress will go. No Indigestion, onion and cook five minutes, stirring
d e p e n d e d u p o n in a n y c a s e o f
of
a
drug
called
freezone
when
applied
[ o t o r c y c l e s heartburn,
A
b
o
rtio
n
,
B
a
rr
e
n
n
e
s
s
,
R
e
ta
in
e
d
as Doctor Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets for
sourness or belching of often that onion mny not burn. Strain
to a tender, aching corn or hardened friction of the wheels.
A f te r b ir th , M ilk F e v e r , S c o u rin g ,
liver and bowels. You can get a
gas, acid, or eructations of undigested fat into a stewpan. Parboil potatoes
$40 and Up
Such use means heavy wear nnd the
B u n c h e s, a n d o t h e r co w a ilm e n ts
callouB
stops
soreness
at
once,
and
sample of any one of these remedies
ITrite fo r lis t A o f re b u ilt H arley - food,
no dizziness, bloating, foul five minutes In billing water to cover,
w h ic h a r e lik e ly to r e s u l t fro m a
soon the corn or callous dries up and rapid deterioration. It tukes but a by wiiting Dr, Pierce.
avidsons, In d ia n s, E xcelsiors, E tc . breath or headache.
r u n - d o w n c o n d itio n o f th e d i g e s
nnd add potatoes to f a t; then
lifts right off without pain.
tiv e o r g e n i t a l o r g a n s .
very few minutes to “greuse" the wng-
I H a rle y - D avidson S erv ic e C e n te r
Pape’s Dlapepsln Is noted for its drain
I f o r th e N o rth w e s t. L a rg e s t ex c iu -
He says freezone dries Immediately on when everything needed Is handy.
add two cupfuls boiling water; cook
speed
In
regulating
upset
stomachs.
K e e p y o u r co w h e a lth y ; It pays.
\% sive d e a le rs o f M otorcycles in N . W .
and
never
Inflames
or
even
irritates
K o w - K u r e w ill d o It.
B uy a
When nxle grease Is used often the
Doctor Pierce’s Pellets are unequaled
It is the surest, quickest stomach rem until potatoes nre soft, add corn nnd
MOTORCYCLE JL SUPPLY CO., INC.
the surrounding skin. A small bottle load draws easier nnd the wear Is re ns a Liver Pill. One tiny, ¿Sugar-coated
p a c k a g e a n d fo llo w th e s im p le
I 209 F o u rth S t.
P o rtla n d , O re edy In the whole world and besides it milk, then heat to boiling point. Sen-
d ir e c tio n s .
60c a n d »1.00 fro m
of
freezone
will
cost
very
little
at
any
Pellet a Dose. Cure Sick Headache,
is harmless. Put an end to stomach son with salt and pepper and butter
y o u r d r u g g i s t o r fe e d d e a le r.
drug store, but will positively remove duced considerably.
Headache, Dizziness, Constipa
V a lu a b le b o o k . “T h e H o m e Cow
trouble forever by getting a large and crackers, split and sonked In
Keep your wrench, nxle grense und Bilious
every
hard
or
soft
corn
or
callous
D
o
c
to
r,"
f
r
e
e
b
y
w
r
itin
g
,
tion, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and
fifty-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln enough cold milk to moisten.
Re
nxle rest hundy so you will not forget all derangements of tbe Liver, Stomach
from
one’s
feet
Millions
of
American
f c < ¿ o i / / . y g / r C o
from any drug store. You realize in move crackers, turn chowder into a
D A IR Y A S SO C IA T IO N COM PANY
women will welcome this announce to lubricate the wugon.
and Bowels.
five minutes how needless It is to suf tureen and put crackers on top.
L y n ilo n v llle , V t.
ment since the Inauguration of the
I M usical In s tru m e n ts in tr u e s t harm o n y , fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
high heels. If your druggist doesn't
p e e how good th e y ca n be; n o t how m uch stomach disorder.
It's the quickest,
Learning to Be Normal.
have freezone tell him to order a small TO PRESERVE SOIL MOISTURE
| b rin g . V iolin, M andolin, G u ita r, B anjo,
Codfish Souffle.
j S lo g an: “ I f you d o n ’t find ’em b e tte r surest and most harmless stomach
'Husband, daughter wants to go to
bottle for you.
Fare
and
slice
enough
potatoes
to
, sen d ’em back a t o u r e x p e n se .” 311 to doctor In the world.
Unintentional Result.
Description and Illustration of Useful the normal school."
» B ld g., 227Va W a sh . S t., P o rtla n d , O re.
make one pint, add a pint of codfish,
“Well?"
Getting «it the Facte.
"The
speech
you
made
In
congress
Implement Given Herewith—It
What He Said.
shredded, l’lnce In a saucepan, cover created a great deal of discussion."
“Do you approve?”
“Did I understand you to say that
Is
Easy
to
Make.
PELTS. CASCARA BARK, “The man I marry must be a hero with cold water and bring slowly to “Yes,” replied Senator Sorghum. your friend Pennlbbs was engaged
“The normal school, eh? Yes, I
—brave, daring and gallant; he must the boiling point. Drain off this water, “It was one of those familiar exam in literary pursuits,” she queried.
think lots of people could take a
fOOL AND MOHAIR.
This drag is designed for fining nnd courso at such an Institution with
enough to support me comfort cover with boiling water nnd cook ples of an effort to take up a ques "Well, I hope not,” replied the
I you have. Write tor prices and shipping tags have
ably; must have a country home, until the potato Is thoroughly cooked, tion to settle it once and for all, and knowing y ung man. “I merely stated pneklng soli for the better preserva profit”—Louisville Courier-Journal.
N orton CO. Portland. Ore.; Seattle, Wn. and, above all, be honest."
merely furnishing more material for that he wrote alleged stories and tion of moisture. It Is 8V& feet wide,
“That’s all very good; but this is then druln and mnsh line. Melt one
Zest of Pursuit.
A T R A D E . G as T ra c to r a n d A uto- love—not a department store. —Le tablespoonful of butter, add an equal an endless controversy.”—Washing poems for the magazines.”-Exchange. made of 2-by-H-lnoh lumber and put
ton Star.
“Of course, you want your wife to
together with 4-Inch spikes. The han
» a r e in dem an d . W e a re g iv in g a com -
amount
of
flour
nnd
stir
until
smooth;
high
Burr.
in b o th fo r th e p ric e o f one tu itio n ,
A Compensation.
dles, which may he taken from a enst- have the right to vote?”
add one nnd one-half cupfuls of milk,
t tim e only. L a rg e class now g ra d u a t-
Where Are They?
“Yes. But I don’t believe she’ll
How Negligee of Her.
“Geraldine, this Is a bad habit of
» ve room fo r few m ore m en. C atalo g
The
man
who
had
made
a
huge
then
fish
nnd
potato
mixture
nnd
cook
find as much enjoyment In voting as
I free. Hv-mphill’t Trade Schosls, 20th A Hawthorne
Maid—Madame says that she will yours getting a new dress every
fortune was speaking a few ' words for five tnlnues. Cool, ndd the beaten
Portland, Oregon.
she has found in the campaign for
to a number of students at a business yolks of three eggs, then the stiffly be right down. She Is in her boudoir. week."
the privilege.”—Washington Star.
“Yes, ma, and see how easily this
Mr. Newlyrich—Great Scott! And
class. Of course, the main theme of beaten whites. Turn Into a buttered
P. GORIN, Patent Attorney his address was himself.
our minister will be at the reception bad habit fastens on me.”—Baltimore
The Silver Lining.
American.
an d D eveloper: p a t e n ts s e cu red o r F E E
“All my success in life, all my tre baking dish and bake slowly for 35 tonight.—Tiger.
A Riverside mother was Injured in
ED: fre e book on p a te n ts . S u ite s 701, mendous financial prestige," he said minutes.
Serve immediately, gar
1 an d 701-C, C e n tra l b u ild in g , S e a ttle .
a motor car accident lately and a few
Worka Two Ways.
Picked tbe Right 8pot.
proudly, “I owe to one thing alone— nished with sprigs of parsley.
days afterward her little boy said;
"I see where a rich man has built
“A fine rush for the first day,” said
S econd-H and M achin- P>“Ck’ P * " C k ’ P‘UCk!” ,
“Mamma, I am glad you were h u rt”
a lake and fl wer garden on top of the wife of the tailor who had Just
ry b o u g h t, sold an d
H 6 TTiaclG A ll lm p rG S S lV © P & U S6 1161*6,
Colonial Cake.
"Why?" exclaimed his mother.
i i n e r y c exchanged:
an
apartment
house.”
engines,, but the effect was ruined by one stu-
opened In Plunkvllle. “That must
One-half cupful butter, one nnd a
“Because,” he replied, “now you
»m ills, etc, J ____
^ E . ________
M artin Co.. 83 1st
w h 0 asked Impressively;
‘That
would
be
just
the
place
for
mean that tbe old tailor Isn’t giving
p d . S end fo r S to ck L is t an d p rices.
are always home when I get back
“Yes, sir; but how are we to find quarter cupfuls granulated sugar, a truck garden.”
general
satisfaction.”
from school.”—Patterson Call.
•Why?”
the right people to pluck?”—Philadel three eggs, half cupful thin cream or
"I dunno,” responded her husband.
O reboh V ulcanizing C ompany phia Ledger.
rich
milk,
half
even
teaspoonful
soda,
’I
don’t
see
how
the
neighbor’s
“It
may
mean
that
he
Isn't
giving
gen
l moved to 333 to 337 B u rn sid e S t., P o rt-
Apologetic.
one even teaspoonful cream tartar, two chickens could ever get up there.”— eral credit.”—Louisville Courier-Jour
I land. O re. L a r g e s t T ire R e p a ir P la n t
“Dear me, these Boston streets
[ I n th e N o rth w e s t. C o u n try serv ic e a
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Club
Rates.
cupfuls
of
pastry
flour,
half
cupful
nal.
seem to get more mixed up every
■pecialty. U se P a rc e l P o st
“My wife and myself are trying to seeded rnislns. Add whites of eggs
time I come.”
In
Urup.
Her
Contribution.
get up a list of club magazines. By last and bnke In tube pan. When cold
“Sorry, mum,," said the polite pa
Home-Made Drag.
/RECK AUTOMOBILES
French Trooper—The Frltzes •11 “He owes his success to his wife.’
taking
three
you
get
a
discount”
trolman, “I assure you we don’t shuf
frost with a heavy white Icing that will carry umbrellas In the trenches.
yod p a rts . P a r ts a t h a lf p ric e. W e
“That
so?”
! m ost an y p a r t . W e h av e w re c k e d
“How are you making out?”
fle
’em."—Louisville Courier-Journal.
awuy Implement, are 2% feet long.
contrast prettily with the yellow of the
British Tommy—Ah! And what for?
lerent m akes o f c a rs o f re c e n t d a te . I f
‘‘Yes. Scarcely a day goes by but The chains are nttuched through
“Well, we can get one that I don’t cake. Citron Bllced In thin strips may
h y w rite to A u to W re c k in g Co., £9
French
Trooper—So
they
can’t
be
she keeps him from making a fool of auger holes. In making the notched
want and one that she doesn’t want,, be nsed Instead of raisins, or In com taken by storm.—Chaparral.
A Good Way to Find Out.
■way. P o rtla n d . O regon.
himself in one way or another.’
and one that neither of us wants for
Student—How much board do I
cuts
to
give
the
required
pitch
for
the
bination
with
them.
*2.25.”—Life.
owe you?
I I D D I *
A ch**.a lte r-
Was Up Against It
drag boards take out 3 inches. The
To a Motorist.
Landlady—How long have you been
•
I
T ry
Going Into a telegraph office one Little Boy Blue, please blow your boards are 2)4 feet long.—Southern in college?—Brunonian.
Chocolate Pie.
For a Rainy Day.
f jr* i« ÏA P l-U r-A -C < H .Ô
day
Snapper
Garrison,
the
Jockey,
saw
Agriculturist.
horn
Four tablespoonfuls cocoa, one pint
-r..
-
TABLET»
“Are you saving anything up for a
rill o fte n p re v e n t a a c ri
old sporting friend engaged In writ Whenever you would pass.
26«
li p ro lo n g e d a tta c k .
rainy day?” asked the thrifty citizen. of water, yolks of two eggs, two table- an
ing
a
telegram.
Pedestrians are viewed with scorn
“Yes,” replied Mr. Chuggins. “In a spoonfuls cornstarch, six tablespoon
’Garrison,” he said, ’’I’m sending a
AVOID “VENEERED” BALED HAY
By many men, alas.
little while I expect to have enough fuls sugar. Boil until thick, ndd one telegram
| Ounce of Prevention.
to
my
wife,
and
I’m
broke.
to buy a brand-new top for my auto tnhlespoonful vanilla. Bnke the crust, Be a good fellow and prepay it for
third time in one after- mobile.”—Washington Star.
So, If you’ll blow your horn, Boy Some Dishonest Men Make Practice
pour in the chocolate. Beat the whites me.”
’ady found her new maid
Blue,
of Putting Inferior Article on
Garrison
took
the
message
and
of
the
eggs
with
one
cupful
of
sugnr.
In the kitchen easy chair,
We’ll praise you to the sky.
His Alternative.
Inside of Bale.
glanced at 1L It read;
asleep again?” she said.
And
many
plaudits
will
accrue
spread
over
top
and
brown.
One
tea
“It is true that Miss Richley has
‘Cook up everything you’ve got In
I engaged you you said you money,” said the engaged man's best spoonful of hnklng powder In one-hnlf
As you go honking by.
When you buy baled hny be sure
the house today. I’m coming home
| r tired.”
—Kansas City Journal.
friend. “But she Is very exacting. cupful granulated sugar added to the
Quinn’s Experience
It Is not “veneered.” It has been Mrs.
I did,” the maid answered, If you marry her you will have to white of one egg stiffly beaten makes tomorrow to hock the stove.”
Garrison sent the message.
found that some dishonest men nre
Ruld be if I didn't sleep.”— give up smoking and drinking.”
A
New
One.
Ought
to Help You Over
a fluffy meringue.
lerald.
fei-dlng the hailing machine In such a
“If at first you don’t deceive,
“Possibly,” said the engaged man,
the
Critical Period.
Lie, lie again.”
—Pelican.
way ns to make the outside of the
“but If I don’t marry her I shall have
Cornmeal Muffins.
Embargo Ego.
hale
of
better
quality
than
the
In
to give up eating also.”—Exchange.
Sift together one cupful cornmeal,
W henever th ere ie a tendency to co n stip a side.
kcher—Who can tell me a
Lowell, Mass —“ For the last three
tion, flick-headache, o r biliousness, tak e a cup
one fupful bread flour, one tenspoonful
uportance that did not ex
A Perfect Husband.
Be sure your bales are the »nine years I nave been troubled with the
o
f
Garfield Tea. All druggists.
tra ago?
soda (level) In one cupful sour milk,
“Subster is a perfect husband.”
grade nil the way through.
1 Change of Life and
by—Me—Philadelphia Pub-
“I never heard he was so wonder and ndd it to the sifted Ingredients.
Beware.
the bad feelings
Then ndd one-quarter cupful molasses,
ful.”
Many a captivating co-ed has lost
common at t h a t
“Well, every time he sees a mail then two eggs, two tablespoonfuls melt
a perfectly good stand-in by guessing FOUR ESSENTIALS IN BUYING
time. I was in a
A Big Job.
box he feels in his pockets."—Buffalo ed drippings. Bent well and bnke In
the wrong name over a telephone.—
very nervous condi
finished his first day at Express.
Minnehaha.
tion, with headaches
Simplicity, Reliability, Durability and
well-greased muffin pans abont one-
I was on his father’s knee
and
pain a g o o d
Accaaalbility Should Be Kept
hnlf hour In moderately hot ore
nal evening talk before be- THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
OF FIG8”
deal of the time so I
Choose an agree- GIVE “SYRUP
Well
In
Mind.
Makes
12.
I bed.
TO CONSTIPATED CHILD
was unfit to do my
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
able diet.
do you think you will
work. A f r i e n d
Steamed
Suet
Pudding.
When
buying
n
new
machine
keep
his father Inquired,
Dalieloue “Fruit Laxative” can’t harm
asked me to try
Girlal Try It! Hslr gets a ft, fluffy
One cupful chopped euet, one-hnlf
In mind these four words. Simplicity,
daddy, I’ve started tom e
tandar little 8tomach, liver
Lydia E. PinkhamA
and beautiful—Get a 25 cent
Keep
the
digestion
tenspoonful
enlt,
one
teaspoonful
soda,
can't finish,” he replied.
reliability, durability and accessibility.
V e g e t a b l e Com
and bowels.
bottle of Danderlne.
two teaspoonfuls cream of tartar, one
normal.
pound, which I did,
Then If the machine Is given proper
Aa Usual.
I Look at the tongue, mother!
If care, long life, and greater profits are and it has helped me in every way. I
If you care for heavy hair that glis cupful molasees, one and one-half cup
coated, y r little one’s stomach, liver Insured. Uae plenty of oil and grease. am not nearly so nervous, no headache
know what time your sls- tens with beauty and la radiant with fuls milk, two and one-half cupfuls
See
that
the
liver
and
bowels
need
cleansing
at
once.
[man left last night?”
or pain. I must say that I.ydia EL
life; has an incomparable softness and flour, one cupful chopped raisins, one
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t
was about 1. dad; be- is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne. cupful currants, a little cut up citron,
is active, and
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the
sleep,
eat
or
act
naturally,
or
la
fever
be was going I heard him
PASTURE IS VALUABLE CROP best remedy any sick woman can take. ’
Just one application doubles the
ish. stomach sour, breath bad; has
Re; only one.’ ”—Pearson’s beauty f your hair, besides 1 imme or.« teaspoonful of lemon extract, one
— M rs. M a r g a r e t Q p in n ,
R e a r 258
tenspoonful nutmeg. Steam four hours.
The bow elsjalw ays sore throat, d'arrhoea, full of cold, Gnawed Off, Weed Infeated Field With Worthen
S t, Lowell. Mass.
diately dissolves every particle of Serve hot *lth bard sauce.
give a teaspoonful of “California
Other warning symptoms are a sens«
regular.
dandruff. You can not have nice
Fanes Around It la Not What Is
Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours
of suffocation, hot flashes, headaches,
you going to reconcile heavy, healthy hair If »ou have dan
Meant
by
Expression.
backaches, dread of im[>enjling evil,
all the foul, constipated waste, undi
statements with some druff. This destructive scurf robs the
lee Cream Coffee.
timidity, »ounds in the ear», tad pita tion
gested food and sour bile gently moves
the past?”
Put a good-sized spoon of vanilla Ice
ihair of its lustre. 1U strength and Its
Pasture can be made a valuable of the heart, sparks before the eyes,
out of lta little bowels without grip
olng to try.” replied Sen- very
_______
_ cream Into the bottom of a tall, large
life, __________
and If not ________
overcome _ It _ pro-
ing, and you have a well, playful child crop which requires little labor. But irregularities, constipation, variable
* a } m *°*ng t0 ^ P*r duces a feverishness and it hing of glass and fill up with chilled and Iced
again. Ask your druggist for a 60 a gnawed-off, weed-infested field with appetite, weakness, inquietude, and
“ . Iet to* people who the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos- coffee made with sugar and cream. Do
cent bottle of “California Syrup of a fence around It Is not what la meant iueziness.
pinion fight It out among en and die; then the hair falls out
not
stir.
Serve
with
long-bandied
If you need s ecial advice, write to
Figs," which contains fill directions by a pasture In this case. Well act
-Washington Star.
fast. Surely get a 25 cent bottle of
for babies, children of all ages and for grass, not over grazed. Is psitara. * the Lydia E. Pirkham Medicine Co.
Knowlton's Danderlne from -ny drug
^confidential), I.yon, Mass,
grown-upa.
No. 9, 1917
, store and Just try 1L
Nl
iT ,
it Operation
scorn
¡E TEA
INTO GRAY HAIR
EMULSION
Resinol
Most Eminent Medicai
Authorities Endorse
It.
will stop
that itch
E y e s s
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