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VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON PAGE ELEVEN Uncle Too Few Map Out If a young man maps out a ca reer he generally achieves it. An ounce of persuasion is better than a pound of compulsion. Gossip is a deadly gas that is ' often fatal to friendship. One who is always doing favors hardly ever expects as many to be done for him. We should strive to forgive and forget, but it always seems so much easier to forget our friends I than our enemies. Leaders That Follow Fashion leaders are so called be cause they follow the fashion. A man with a reputation of be ing brilliant is almost sure to overdo it. Contentment has one advantage over wealth; people don’t try to borrow it from yop. Money talks pretty conclusively at times, but occasionally it gets rattled. FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW IF YOU TAKE ASPIRIN TO RELIEVE HEADACHE OR RHEUMATIC PAIN This Quick Dissolving Property Explains Fast Relief Thousands Get with Bayer Aspirin If you suffer with headaches or the pains of rheumatism or neuritis, keep the above picture about gen uine Bayer Aspirin in your mind. Especially if quick relief is what you want. For the way a Bayer Tablet works in the glass is the way it works when you take it. It starts to dissolve al most at once — hence is ready to “take hold” of the rheumatic pain or headache with astonishing speed. Relief often comes in a few minutes. Always ask for “BAYER Aspirin” —never ask for “aspirin” alone. a frees a T Ann Sn rinmp fr» R ati TTZt? Id FOR12TABLETS 2 FULL DOZEN 25c Use Our Knowledge It is not enough to know; we must turn what we know to ac count.—Goethe. By J- MILLAR WATT POP— Outswimming His Shadow WINEof KELP^S ORGANIC IODINE is a necessity In your diet. If th« water vou drink lacks ledine, if your vegetables grow in an Iodine-poor soil you may be unknowingly con tracting GOITER. This dread affliction is insidious, it comes slowly; a more or less even swelling appears in the neck and may continue to grow to a terrifying size. Breathless ness follows pressure on the windpipe, usually worst at night. Various NERVOUS DISORDERS and OBESITY may result, all indicating that your thyroid gland is calling for IODINE so necessary for the manufacture of its magic secretion, THYROXIN, used as a regu lator by every cell in the body. PSORIASIS, ACNE, and other annoying skin ail ments have yielded to WINE of KELP, showing that the organic mineral may alleviate these ailments. CONSTIPATION is often relieved as WINE of KELP is slightly laxative. It is further recommended for use in Anemia, Acidosis, Gastritis, Malnutrition, Rheumatism and Blood Disorders. WINE of KELP: 1« oz bottle-15.00? « oz. bottle- •2.50. Write Ferri-Min, Inc., 310 J ergins Trust Bldg., Long Beach, California. ORGANIC MINERALS OFF AND ON WNU—13_________________ 42—38 Homage of Vice Hyprocisy is the homage which vice renders to virtue.—La Roche foucauld. HELP KIDNEYS Horse-owner—I'm afraid, sir, I must ask you to pay in advance for the hire of the horse. Amateur Rider—What’s that for? Are you afraid I shall come back without the horse? Horse-owner—O, no sir. But the horse might come back without you. It’s the Only Way BIG APPLE? “What is the best way to make a woman keep a secret?” “Do you mean to tell me,” de “Give her chloroform.”—Philadel manded the judge, incredulously, phia Bulletin. “this defendant strangled a woman right on the dance floor? With hun Filler "Th’ baby’s swallered a bottle of dreds of people present?” ink!” “Yes, your honor,” replied the “Incredible!” witness. “Everybody thought they were dancing.” “Naw. Indelible.” To Get Rid of Arid and Poisonous Waste Your kidney« help to keep you well by constantly filtering waste matter from the blood. If your kidneys get functionally diaordered and fail to remove exceaa impurities, there may be poisoning of the whole system and body-wide distress. Burning, scanty or too frequent uri nation may be a warning of aome kidney or bladder disturbance. You may suffer nagging backache, persistent headache, attacks of dizziness, getting up nights, swelling, puffiness under the eyes—feel weak, nervous, all played out. In such cases it is better to rely on • medicine that has won country-wide acclaim then on something less favor ably known. Use Doan*« Pills. A multi tude of grateful people recommend Doon’s. Aik your wei0kSor! D oans P ills IRIUM—Reason for 27 Million Sales of Pepsodent Powder Pepsodent alone of all tooth powders contains remarkable Irium! * • 27 million salsa prove that Pepsodent Tooth Powder containing Irium ha, taken tha country by storm! Facta are facta! For Irium help« Pepsodent Powder quickly to brash • wiy stubborn, clinging surface-stains. And ones this is dons, Pepsodent con taining Irium can polish your tssth to a brilliant, natural radiancal Pepsodent Powder is fast, thorough, and SAFE in its action on teeth! Contains NO BLEACH, NO ORIT. Try III •Pep,odenr’■ trade mark for Hr brand of Purrñed Alkyl Sulfate
