VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON
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Uncle
Too Few Map Out
If a young man maps out a ca
reer he generally achieves it.
An ounce of persuasion is better
than a pound of compulsion.
Gossip is a deadly gas that is '
often fatal to friendship.
One who is always doing favors
hardly ever expects as many to be
done for him.
We should strive to forgive and
forget, but it always seems so
much easier to forget our friends I
than our enemies.
Leaders That Follow
Fashion leaders are so called be
cause they follow the fashion.
A man with a reputation of be
ing brilliant is almost sure to
overdo it.
Contentment has one advantage
over wealth; people don’t try to
borrow it from yop.
Money talks pretty conclusively
at times, but occasionally it gets
rattled.
FACTS
YOU SHOULD
KNOW
IF YOU TAKE ASPIRIN TO
RELIEVE HEADACHE OR
RHEUMATIC PAIN
This Quick Dissolving Property
Explains Fast Relief Thousands
Get with Bayer Aspirin
If you suffer with headaches or the
pains of rheumatism or neuritis,
keep the above picture about gen
uine Bayer Aspirin in your mind.
Especially if quick relief is what
you want.
For the way a Bayer Tablet works
in the glass is the way it works when
you take it. It starts to dissolve al
most at once — hence is ready to
“take hold” of the rheumatic pain
or headache with astonishing speed.
Relief often comes in a few minutes.
Always ask for
“BAYER Aspirin”
—never ask for
“aspirin” alone.
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Use Our Knowledge
It is not enough to know; we
must turn what we know to ac
count.—Goethe.
By J- MILLAR WATT
POP— Outswimming His Shadow
WINEof KELP^S
ORGANIC IODINE is a necessity In your diet. If th«
water vou drink lacks ledine, if your vegetables grow
in an Iodine-poor soil you may be unknowingly con
tracting GOITER.
This dread affliction is insidious, it comes slowly; a
more or less even swelling appears in the neck and
may continue to grow to a terrifying size. Breathless
ness follows pressure on the windpipe, usually worst at
night. Various NERVOUS DISORDERS and OBESITY
may result, all indicating that your thyroid gland is
calling for IODINE so necessary for the manufacture
of its magic secretion, THYROXIN, used as a regu
lator by every cell in the body.
PSORIASIS, ACNE, and other annoying skin ail
ments have yielded to WINE of KELP, showing that
the organic mineral may alleviate these ailments.
CONSTIPATION is often relieved as WINE of
KELP is slightly laxative. It is further recommended
for use in Anemia, Acidosis, Gastritis, Malnutrition,
Rheumatism and Blood Disorders.
WINE of KELP: 1« oz bottle-15.00? « oz. bottle-
•2.50. Write Ferri-Min, Inc., 310 J ergins Trust Bldg.,
Long Beach, California.
ORGANIC MINERALS
OFF AND ON
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Homage of Vice
Hyprocisy is the homage which
vice renders to virtue.—La Roche
foucauld.
HELP KIDNEYS
Horse-owner—I'm afraid, sir, I
must ask you to pay in advance for
the hire of the horse.
Amateur Rider—What’s that for?
Are you afraid I shall come back
without the horse?
Horse-owner—O, no sir. But the
horse might come back without you.
It’s the Only Way
BIG APPLE?
“What is the best way to make a
woman keep a secret?”
“Do you mean to tell me,” de
“Give her chloroform.”—Philadel manded the judge, incredulously,
phia Bulletin.
“this defendant strangled a woman
right on the dance floor? With hun
Filler
"Th’ baby’s swallered a bottle of dreds of people present?”
ink!”
“Yes, your honor,” replied the
“Incredible!”
witness. “Everybody thought they
were dancing.”
“Naw. Indelible.”
To Get Rid of Arid
and Poisonous Waste
Your kidney« help to keep you well
by constantly filtering waste matter
from the blood. If your kidneys get
functionally diaordered and fail to
remove exceaa impurities, there may be
poisoning of the whole system and
body-wide distress.
Burning, scanty or too frequent uri
nation may be a warning of aome kidney
or bladder disturbance.
You may suffer nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights, swelling, puffiness
under the eyes—feel weak, nervous, all
played out.
In such cases it is better to rely on •
medicine that has won country-wide
acclaim then on something less favor
ably known. Use Doan*« Pills. A multi
tude of grateful people recommend
Doon’s. Aik your wei0kSor!
D oans P ills
IRIUM—Reason for 27 Million
Sales of Pepsodent Powder
Pepsodent alone of all tooth powders contains
remarkable Irium! *
• 27 million salsa prove that Pepsodent
Tooth Powder containing Irium ha,
taken tha country by storm!
Facta are facta! For Irium help«
Pepsodent Powder quickly to brash
• wiy stubborn, clinging surface-stains.
And ones this is dons, Pepsodent con
taining Irium can polish your tssth to a
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