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About Vernonia eagle. (Vernonia, Or.) 1922-1974 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 6, 1936)
VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA. OREGON Hitch to Nature Quick Stitchery for the Home "Artist" Fit Guaranteed Drowning Man — Quick, throw me a life belt! Rescuer (tailor)—Yes, sir. What size round the waist? Greenhorn Hunters everly hills , calif . —Now that the casualty Here’s Another lists are drifting in, there’s Voice on the Telephone—Oh, will you ask the doctor to hurry round. talk of action to cut down the My little girl has just swallowed needless fatalities that mark a needle. every gunning season. Pattern 1212 Here’s a famous painting—“The Angelus,” to reproduce in quick stitchery. You’ve no idea what a charming picture will result as you stitch away in wool or rope silk, but you’re assured a speedy finish due to the plain background So send for your pattern today and get started on this fascinat ing piece of needlework. You’ll want to frame it, when it’s fin ished. 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All who want the needle at once? can afford hunting Mark the Spot Old Lady (to driver of steam roller)—Have you seen a packet of butter, my man? Driver (scratching his head) — Well, come to think of it, mum, I did feel a bit of a bump up yonder. In His Footsteps Son—Do you remember telling me about the time you were ex pelled from school? Father—Yes, my boy. I do. Son—Well, I’m telling you. Too Much for Him “But, constable, I didn’t knock him down, I pulled up at the light to let him cross and he just fainted!” NEARLY DROVE HER CRAZY Got Quick RELIEF Muscles were so sore she could hardly touch them. Used Hamlins Wizard Oil and found wonderful relief. Just rubbed it on and rubbed it in. Thousands say Hamlins Wizard Oil works wonders for stiff, aching muscles. Why suffer? Get a bottle for speedy comfort. Pleasant odor. Will not stain clothes. At all druggists. 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I would become tired easily, it was an effort for me to do anything Dr. Fierce s Favorite Prescription improved my appetite and helped to build me up so that I felt fine, and housework became a pleasure instead ut a burden.” New size, tableta 50 « caia . licenses and high- powered rifles are eligible. They rarely hit big game, but seem able to blast down humans at any distance. If it were permissible to mount guides’ heads there’d be handsome trophies over many a mantelpiece in this IrvinS. Cobb fair but careless land. Once there was a Maine guide— so the old story runs—who got gosh- awfully tired of being shot at by city slickers. So he made a complete suit of broad awning stripes, al ternately white and black. He fig ured that ought to save him, but, on his next trip into the woods, an amateur potted him the first shot. At the inquest, the coroner said: “We know you didn’t mean to kill poor Eph, but how in thunder did you think a man dressed like him could be a deer?" “I didn’t think he was a deer,” confessed the remorseful one, "I thought he was a zebra.” ... Antics of “Automaniacs” TT MUST indeed be true that provi- 1 dence looks after idiots and drunk ards. Else how could all such be able to get drivers’ licenses? I rode with a prize specimen yes terday. He seemed lucid enough un til he got his foot on the gas. That was what fooled me. If ever I ride with him again, which heaven for bid, I shall carry a lily in my hand —just in case. By Rubbing HAMLINS BUaHUBtmPlB B ¡ The Simpson Affair. ' I 'HE simple name of Simpson has *• become practically a household word in America, but ’tis said millions of English people haven’t so much as heard it yet—or at least not in their public prints. It's an other case of having to go away from home to hear the news. 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