Vernonia eagle., May 15, 1925, Image 7

On Inland Highway
IL YOU’RE SURE
until you're certain that
the other fellow’s wrong,
There’ll be a long delay before, you
start your scandal song.
If you wait until you’re certain that
yourself is wholly right,*
Then your boast will be withhold un­
til the coming night.
If you wait until you’re fitted tn de-
cry your fellow man,
You will spend your lifetime doing
all the kindness that you can.
‘ Rise, workers of the world,” is u
popular catchword.
If they would
rise a little earlier in the morning
thia summer and do some work in
the garden, such advise would prove
beneficial to them.
VERNONIA BAGLI
PEOPLE INQUIRE FOR LAND
Portland, Or., May 5.— (Special)
—Names of 2670 settlers interested
in Oregon’s agricultural opportuni­
ties were received yesterday by the
Land Settlement department of the
Portland Chamber of Commerce
from 11. W. Byerly,, general immi­
gration agent of the Northern Paci-
fic Railway company, as a result of
the joint advertising campaign con­
ducted by the three transcontinental
lines co-operating in developing the
Northwest.
Thia new list is in addition to 2655
inquiries received by the department
in March from the co-operating lines
and an additional 1000 received earl­
ier in the year. A total of more than
10,000 inquiries have been received
since the first of the year, according
to W. Q. Ide, manager.
how you contrive to keep on fooling
the world.
Woman may get the laat word,
but how man doee enjoy olamming
the door!
If it’s a hick town, the gentleman
with the creased trousers is a travel­
ing salesman.
Heaven is a place where there’ll
be plenty of parking space.
SAVING THE WHEELS—Sandy
McTavish, proprietor of a corner
confectionery, in Peoria, Illinois, was
the proud owner of a new cash regis­
ter. One day an old friend came into
the shop and bought a five-cent cigar
The friend noticed that Sandy pocket
ed the money instead of putting it
into the drawer. “Why not ring it up
he asked. "You’ll be forgetting it.”
------ “Oh I’ll nae forget it, ’ replied
the wary Scot. “I ken keep track in
mah head until I get a dollar, an*
Mr. and Mrs, Gillchrest were in then I ring it up. It saves the wear-r
Portland this week.
and tear-r on the machine.”
Cheatiag students feel proud that
thay have discovered smart tricks
by which they can bunco the teach­
ers, and prevent their Instructors
froir helping them prepare for suc­
The politicians are asked to give
cess.
the people “straight from the shoul­
der' talk. But more frequently the
Those men of Vernonia who ob­
ti Ik seems to be coming straight
ject to spring housecleaning might he
thr<*urht their has.
given a broom so they can take hold
and expedite the same.
School pupils complain of the
Modern womun is said to be in re­ he: vy books they have to carry, but
volt, but t can’t be against her hus­ they won’t find much fault witn the
band, who lost control of her some weight) picnic lunch baskets they
w!!l tot'* next summer.
years ago.
FROM THE NEW PENCIL
Claimed some folks don’t use their
heads as much as they should, but
Bud Jones thought, “new skin”
anyway, they can hang a good look­ was a new taxing device.
ing spring hat on them.
Hustlers do it while others wonder
Many girls emulate the “clinging if it can be done.
vine” type, but it is dnngerous to the
When a gossip meets u gOsidp that
public of Vernonia when they wind brings on a lot of talk.
their tendrils about the automobile
Folks should average taller now,
diiver.
as living is so much higher.
An optimist is a man who hopes
Expected that the White House
will be repaired this summer, but he gets run over by a doctor’s auto.
the tenants have not threatened to
Smoot says the next congress will
vacate unless these improvnienti spend four billion dollars, which
were made.
tempts us to wish there’s to be no
next congress.
Question asked, “What shall we do
The tractor is a good thing, hut
with our children?” Meanwhile our
children are asking what they ihull you never saw a mule standng in n
field to wait for a spare part.
do with us?
Coolidge works twelve hours a day
Piosperity claimed to be on the The Labor Union shoul discipline him
way, and many are lying down wait­
In Germany, an opera will be
ing for her to come along and give
broadcast from radio station Koe-
them a free ride.
nigswusterhausen.
Be sure to re­
The Roadhouse on the Hill—Jack
and Jill went up the hill—Not for a
drink of water—And that is why!
they both fell down—They drank
what they hadn’t orter.
A Recent Epitaph. Underground
lies William Pell. He had a car and
drove like
?
Here Is Another. Here lies the
bones of Arthur Pack,
He parked
upon the railroad track.
You need some printing and the1
Eagle office is now better prepared j
T. J. EDWARDS
(Insured Carrier)
VERNONIA OFFICE
ROSARIA/
F THERE is a place in your
life for big things—big
spectacles, great music, high
emotions — you will want to
witness Rosa ria. It is a mag*
mbeent pageant of the rose—
the feature of Portland’s 1925
Rose Festival. Plan now to
attend!
I
E. Water and Yamhill Sts.
East 8226
912 Division Street
—Phone, Sellwood 1185—
Charles Wakefield Cadman, one of
America's greatest composers, has
written the operatic score to be ren­
dered by a magiuik ent choar of 2.000
trained vuscei and a grand symphony
orchestra
Montgomery Lynch, noted pro­
ducer. has trained the cart and chorus
perfectly to interpret this wonderful
story and beautiful music.
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The seating accommodations of
Multnomah Stadium are limited.
Crowded audiences are expected
every night To avoid disappoint­
ment, and insure getting the seats
you want, mail your ticket orders
now Prices: >2.00; >1 JO; >1.00; 7fc.
Remit to Rose Festival Headquarters.
60J Oregon Building. Portland. Ore.
ROSARIA
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PAGEANT FEATURE OF
PORTLAND ROSE FESTIVAL
Multnomah Stadium
June 15-20
BASEBALL
Well, we’ll have to wait and see in the County Court of tko State of
Oregon for Columbia County.
how Germany takes to Hinderburg’s
lino.
In the matter of the estate of Daisy
A model home isn’t worth a darn
B. Dobbs, Deceased.
without a model family inside.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned
has been duly appointed
OBITUARY.
administrator of the above entitled
Lucinda Wilkinson was bom June estate, by the above entitled court
9th, 1848. Ohio being her native and has duly qualified as such. All
state. She came to Kansas while yet persons having claims against said
a young girl and grew to womanhood estate are hereby notified to present
there. She was married to William
them, properly verified, as by law re­
Wilkinson soon after the Civil War.
and moved from Kansas to Missouri. quired, to the undersigned, at his
From Missouri they moved to Oregon residence in the city of Vernonia,
in 1875'and resided a short time in county of Columbia and state of
Cornelius, Washington county, Ore­ Oregon, within six months from the
gon. They moved to the Nehalem
date hereof.
valley in 1877 and has resided in
DA DOBBS, Administrator.
this county continually since then.
Four children were bom to this
Date of first publication May 1st
union of William and Lucunda. They 1925.
are: S. A. Wilkinson of Vernonia;
Date of last publication May 29th,
Mrs. Chas. Mellinger, Vernonia; Mrs.
Frona Joseph of Rainier and Mrs. 1925.
Ed Bromgh alos of Rainier, all liv­
W. A. Harris, attorney for estate.
ing to mourn the loss of this much
loved mother.
Mrs. Wilkinson was
known an dloved by all Nehalem
valley pioneers, being among the
first to settle in the Vernonia vicini­
ty. She has enjoyed fairly good
health, only beginning to fail on ac­
count of age about a year ago.
At
hte time of her death she was with
a daughter in Rainier. The remains
were laid to rest in the Vernonia
cemetery last Wednesday. She died
May 11, 1925.
SCHEDULE
for 1»2S
Vernonia vs.
May 17—Vancouver at Vernonia.......
May 24—Westport at Westport.
May 30—Lakeshore at Vernonia.
May 31—Powelhurst at Vernonia.
June 7—Kendall A.C. at Vernonia.
June 14 Gladstone at Gladstone.
June 21—Prescott at Vernonia.
June 28—Westport at Vernonia.
July 4th—St. Helens at St. Helens.
July 5—St. Helens at St. Helens.
July 12—Port Yoeman at Vernonia.
July 19—Linton at Vernonia.
July 26—Prescott at Goble Field.
Aug. 2—Sellwod A.C. at Vernonia.
Aug. 9—Alberta Yoeman at Vern’a.
Aug. 16—Kendall A.C. at Portland.
Aug. 23—Astoria at Undecided.
Aug. 30—Multnomah at Mulnomah.
Sept. 6—St. Helens at Vernonia.
Sept. 7—St. Helens at Vernonia.
Sept. 8—Astoria at Vernonia.
Sept. 9—Champs of River at Astoria.
Still, if there were no crooked
lawyers in this country, what would
all of their crooked clients do?
Keep the Flies Out
Verily, Vernonia keeps on grow-
Westerners
know what a
tire should be,
We make the Screens, Doors and Win­
dows just to fit and make them right.
Place your order now, that we may
measure up and beat the flies to it.
STANKEY & SON
Vernonia Woodworking Co.
Vernonia
fornia, or Oregon,
or Washington, or
any Western state proves
that the West is the motor
ground of America!
California, for instance, leads
New York and every other
state in registration of pas­
senger automobiles!
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A group of successful Akron
tire engineers caught a vision
of the opportunities in the
West. Its vast resources and
possibilities for growth appeal­
ed to them.
Actions Count
DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK
—By—
E. R. Waite, Secretary, Shawnee, Okla., Cham­
ber of Commerce.
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Doris Smith, of Portland, author of
the epic-story, has created I'trathless
momenta in some of which J,000
persons appear in episodes of great
artistry and soul-stirring human
interest
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
ONE glimpse of Cali­
—“Nuff Said”—
o—o
N. Soden
Rose Barber Shop
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PORTLAND OFFICE
Auto Freight Terminal
to attend
Treatment
for
FALLING HAIR AND
DANDRUFF
A. W. Whitaker, “The Cozy”
—Telephone 673—
that’s how we get that way. I
No Brains. Proprietor of Summer
Hotel—“Now, over here is the
ocean.”—Ad Writer—“Where?
I
don’t see any ocean.”—Proprietor—
“Work never hurts anyone,” as­
“You don’t? My dear sir, I’m afraid
serts
John Jenkins, and as proof of i
you’re not the man we want to write I
it
ke
points to the long hours some
our advertisements.”
fellows puts in whittling on a cracker
Reason that so many married men box.
fail to “bring home the bacon” is
the fact that so many brides prefer
The season of swatting the base­
lobster.
ball has opened, and swatting the fly
For that “run down” condition, time
time is next in order, remarks Mr.
some doctors prescribe walking. But ' Jolly-
than ever to do it.
Letter Heads.
Statements.
Envelopes.
Business Cards.
Programs.
Blanks.
Notices.
Bills and
member the name.
Dodgers.
Relatives are people who wonder
Tickets.
In fact, we print anything as it
should be.
Portland to Vernonia and
Way Point«
Splenaid SoKoob
THAT no city is immune from hard knocks.
THAT if a city has a community spirit well-de­
veloped, ard knocks just spurs it on to greater
achievements.
THAT if it has a few narrow-gauged citizens,
it should pass on and forget them.
THAT narrow-gauged citizens are just fellows
living in the past and only thinking of them­
selves. They don’t amount to much anyway.
THAT if nobody cared, a city wouldn’t last long
THAT a city where the people care is always
a progressive city.
THAT a city where the people contribute gener­
ously of their time and money to help it on its
way, always becomes a greater city.
THAT a city should not expect something for
nothing; they won’t get it
THAT a waiting policy never brought any new
industries.
THAT if they are worth having, they are worth
going after.
SOME CITIES ARE ALWAYS GOING TO DO
SOMETHING. NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT;
GET SOMETHING DONE.
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Digging into the facts, they
learned that 30 per cent of the
nation’s tires are used west of
the Mississippi. And only 3
per cent were made there 1
ess
They transferred their skill
and resources to the West.
Their C-T-C Cord today is
regarded as one of the three or
four really fine tires in America.
Nine western states give it a
remarkable sale. Farther Eart
East
I«» « ood name is rapidly
spreading.
We shall be glad to give you
expert information about vour
tires, and — if you need them
— put on C-T-C* •— either bal­
loons, semi - balloons, heavy-
duty cords or oversize cords I
Performance tells
the story: Quick
Starting Shell Gas­
oline starts quick.
“Quality will never be
sacrificed to meet a price”
SHELL COMPANY
President *
Columbia Tire Corporation
QuickjStarting Quaïiïu
originated by SHELL
maintained by SHELL
sold everywhere by SH ELL
Gilby Motor Co.
VERNONIA
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