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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (March 25, 1920)
’"ILI 1M00K HEADLIGHT, MARCH 25. Topics of Interest Political Band Wagon. Coaxing You to Smile Announcement. I hereby announce myself as a candidate for re-election of County Surveyor, on the Republican ticket, at the primary election, May 21st, 1920. It successful will conduct the office in an efficient, economical and courteous matter. W. S. Coates. AI ml c ft id pure, wholesome and sweet by a new process which does not mill out thd ¡delicious, nut-like flavor of the wheat You will like FLaVo FLoUr Nature-FlaVbred Order a Sack Today Patronize home industry and en joy^ thia different, better flour E. S. BETTCHER MILLING CO TILLAMOOK,ORE. I’h one 1371 To The Republican Votéis of Tilla mook County. ft 3 a a I ■ ■-a I I I I a a 3 3 I SHIP YOUR CALF SKINS I am a candidate for sheriff in the Republican Primaries. I am a deputy in this office ai present, have had several years ex- perience there, and I submit rn y record as an officer for your consid eration. Should I be nominated and elected, I will endeavor to serve you effi ciently, honestly and impartially. John Aschim. To the Voters of Tillamook County. To us by Parcel Post and Get the Top Market Prices. We have been buying Hides and Skins in the north west since 1885 and have yet to find a dissatisfied shipper. Write for our latest price list on hides and skins. HIBBARD-STEWART CO Hibbard Bldg Seattle, U.S.A I want the Republican nomination for sheritf at 'he primary election next May. To get it I have to have enough Republican votes. All who have faith in me, and vote for me,, I thank in advance. Frank Hannenkrat. Announcement. Owing to the fact that a large number of tax payers in different parts of the county have asked me to make the race for County Judge, and believing that with my previous ex perience in County business, I am qualified for the office, I hereby an- nounce myself as a candidate for the office of County Judge, subject to the approval of the Republican voters ac the coming Primary Election. Homer Mason, Announcement. One of Strick's. One of Strickland Gillilan’s stories in his "Sample Case of Humor" deals with the age-old theme of the inabil ity of some English people to appre ciate the American joke. An English girl was present when this conun drum was asked. "How do you make a Maltese cross?”—the answer of course being, "You pull its tail.” The English girl didn't smile. Final ly she said; "Well of course, it’s be cause I'm English and all that, but really I cannot see any similarity be tween a Maltese cross and a pullet's tail.” Au Art Career. "I think that Gladys will go on the stage,” said the mother. "Is she studying elocution or sing ing?" "No, indeed. I don’t want to en courage vocal exertion that might make her breath short when she dances.” Too Much Sunshine. A noted pessimist threw down his periodical with a snort. "There’s too much of this sunshine fiction being written,” he said. "With prices what they are, there’s too much smile stuff too much optimism altogether. A chap was talking about an optimist the other day. What an optimist Smiler is!’ he said ‘If he tailed in business, he d thank Providence he had his health; if he failed in health he’d thank Providence he had his business, and if he failed in i both, he’d give a cherry optimist I ¡align and say: "Oh, well, what use is the one without the other.” -------o------- Getting It. Invisible. Senator Lodge had been giving his views on the peace treaty and con cluded. "A great many ot our states men are trying to place the public in the position of the little boy who was discovered one day staring at a pile of bricks. ‘What are you staring at those bricks for, my little man?’ asked an interested observer. "Well’ answered the child, “my mother says ice-cream comes in brick:, but 1 can’t see any.” ------ o------- Trade or for Sale—Want. To The Voters of Tillamook County. I hereby announce myself a can- didate for the office of County Treas urer of Tillamook County, on the Republican ticket. Alexandria Rock. Announcement. ----- o I hereby announce myself as a can didate for the office of County Treas urer of Tillamook County, for re election, on the Republican ticket. Kathleen Mills. I Fine Treatment. To the Voter» of Tillamook County. I hereby announce myself a can didate for the office of County School Superintendent of Tillamook County, subject to the approval of the voters at the coming primary election. G B. Lamb. Announcement. suburbanite sank gasping on a seat in the railway station, and glared at the rear end of the train he had just missed. To him came the fussy sta tion master. "Were you trying to catch that train sir?” he asked, prompously. The panting would-be passenger eyed him balefully for a second be fore he hissed a reply: "Oh, no! I merely wished to chase It out of the station!” Reason For His Delay. A sailor stood in front of his com mander, a gentleman fieice of mien, and with some nasty questions on the tip of his tongue. Brown," came the stern demand, "what have you to say?” "Sir,” and the pat answer tripped lightly, "yesterday afternoon I set out to come aboard. Arriving at the railway station. I found I had only a minute to spare." "Yes,” rapped out the commander. "Just then a band stuck up 'The Star Spangled Banner, and 1 stood at attention and saluted until they had finished." "Yea." "Then, sir, by that time the train had gone!" ——o------ i25a525Z5ÄS25 I am a candidate for re-election on the Republican ticket, at the primary election, May 21, for the office of County Assessor. Economy, effeciency , and a busi 52S25252Sa5252S2H525E52S252525Z52S2S252S25252S2S25252S2S25252525252S2S'. ness system in handling the work of From the Country. rO (2 the office, combined with careful The old man from the country courteous treatment to all, has been my policy in the pas*, and will by my stopped in front of a picture palace plastered with posters of Hons, tigers policy in the future. elephants and other African wild an C. A. Johnson. imals. "Great guns, Henry" he said to his Announcement. n phew, who lived in town. ‘I'm glad I hereby announce myself as a can I’m going home on Saturday after didate on the Republican ticket for noon.” the office of County Commissioner of 'Why are you so anxious to get Tillamook County subject to the will away?” asked the nephew. BELL PHONE. MAIN 3. MUTUAL PHONE of the voters at the primary election Pointing to the notice, tbe old May 21. chap red aloud the words—"To be Frank C. Reed. releas“«! on Saturday night.” ZS2S2S252S2525252S2S25Z525252S2525252525252S2 Dr. E. L. Glaisyer, VETERINARIAN, g County Dairy Herd Inspector Basements and Desease Brood- ing Places with B.K. B.K. lias been tested in every class of desease germ and results show that B.K. has the power to kill germs of desease promptly. B.K. contains no poison or acid and is safe for destroying germs any where, anyone can handle it without danger. B.K. is a very much more powerful germi cide than the usual coal tar preparations. B.K. is clean and colorless as water; leaves no stain or scum, and is not a poison. B.K. is guaranted to you— Get a Gal. Jug today. Kuppenbender’s Grocery I WASHING IS A PLEASURE 8 When you use a “Thor” Electric Washer. / N X. V Dr. Melancthon Woolsey Stryker, formerly president of Hamilton col k - lege, assailed the league of nations in an address at the National Repub lican Club. New York City, stating J he did not believe the time had come for America to amalgamate herself Call at our Store and see them run. with all the other nations of >he Both Stationary and Swinging Wringers, world. “No four or five nations have a mandate to boss the world," said Dr. Stryker. “There is no more reas ■I on why England, France, Italy, Jap NEXT TO POST OFFICE. an and the United States should have a right to boss the world than Swit zerland, Chile, Argentina or any other group. There are a whole lot more Americans in America today than there were two years ago, and 252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525 what America needs is to clean house (3 not to let somebody else try to tell her how to do it. The American does not believe in permitting somebody else to think for him.” ------- o------- Maj. Gen. Wood declares that “the golden rule of honesty and fair play is the basiH on which peace between those who labor and those who direct labor will always be made.” He says: “Labor is not a chattel or a commo dity. It has no special rights or prlv- ilebes. Likewise, we must stand for the rights of property-—the rights of the individual and we must Impress upon all people that the only way to work contentedly, you must give a reasonable and decent wage. The danger in this country i not the alien Red. He is simply . uuisunse. The danger is our own indifference. You will find American labor is 98 per cent straight. We are through with the war and we have some prob lems. They are not very serious. They SOLD BY will not be serious at all if we all get together and go at them with the en ergy with which we went to war. In the first place, we want to drive TILLAMOOK. ORE. ahead our business and our com- ■”¿525 inerce: not only the business at home but the worldwide business. We .want to take advantage of the 15,- 000,000 tonH of deadweight shipping 2525252525?5Z5?r7*’52^Ç?'7?[ri525252S2525252S252S252525252S25252525252525aS we have and put it under the. Ameri- can flag. We also need behind it our navy for the purpose of training sea« men in time of peace so as to be pre pared for war. We want to build up closer relations with Central and South America. Wi are all anxious to see action upon the league of na- tions, and I think the general senti- ment of the people by and large ia for adoption of the league with res ervations which absolutely Ameri canize it.” COAST POWER CO “Since you’ve been calling on Misa I hereby announce myself as a can Bute, how have her father and didate for County Clerk, on the Re mother treated you?” publican ticket, subject to the ap- "Fine! I haven’t even met them.” provalof the voters at the primaries next May. Just Chasing It. H. S. Brimhall. Dishevelled and weary, the stout Announcement. By Disinfecting Your Homes, 52525252525252525252525252525252525252525'2525252525252525252525252525252 Baltimore Sun: "The United States Shipping Board lias been letting out a howl in Washington because of its inability to get bids on more than 1,500,000 battels out of 24,000,000 barrels of fuel oil needed for the year beginning April 1 next, Oil trade men say the government id largely to blame for not taking a stronger stand with regard to Mexi co's recent interference with Ameri can oil-drilling operations in that country. It was pointed out that had American companies not been stop ped in their drilling a few months ago new production would have been available in sufficient volume to meet the current market demands for fuel oil. Temporary permits were given the American companies a month ago to drill new wells, it will require several months, it is stated, to get new production on to the mar ket. Meanwhile fuel oil prices have risen in striking fashion.” “Hey! Come to life!” snared an impatient customer in the rapid fire resturant. "I want a little service here.” "Well ain’t you getting little enough-to satisfy you?” calmly re turned Heloise the waitress. ------- o------- To the Republican voters of Tilla- mook county. I hereby offer my services to th s people of Tillamook Co. as County Commissioner and respectfully ask your support at the coming primaries I stand for permanent roads properly located and fair treatment to all sec A Cheaper Way. tions of our county. "My dear sir, nothing but an oper H. V. Alley. ation will save your life.” "What will it cost.” "About »500.” Announcement. Launch. “But I have only »150.” Row Boat. I hereby announce myself as a can "In that case let’s try what these Gas Engine. didate for the Republican nomina pills will do.” -------o tion for representative in the legis Wood Saw. lature from the 14 th Legislative Dis- Something Religious. Road Cutter. trict embracing Yamhill and Tilla- •Two shipwrecked sailors were on a mook Counties. desert island. They were utterly mis Frank A. Rowe. erable, pinched with hunger and cold, The one more wretched than the other said to his companion, “Can Announcement, i y r~y [ ’ F71 i i i I ¿ i L 1 * J 1Y1Y1 r o - ■ you pray Bill?” I I " rn k I r- Ks I 1 I k j I I I R I r • I m I I I J I l I hereby announce myself as a “No.” “Can you sing a hymn?” H M H ït H H HHM It H H it Jt X 1Q( H Hit It It H HHJtJtH It lóTí candidate for County Judge at the next primary election. My motto. "No." ”100 per cent efficiency for every “Well,” said the first, "let's have taxpayer’s dollar.” something religious; let’s have a col W. L. Campbell. lection.” o------- Kill the Dreaded DISEASE GERM Port Washington (N. Y.) News: "Mr. Wilson tells his fellow countiy- men that they must abandon their old ideals of national isolation, and take hold with the rest of Europe to settle the world's turmoil. But his attitude toward Europe is very dicta torial. and insistent that his own per sonal solutions of existing problems be submissively accepted. This is no way to help. America was very popu lar in Europe when he first went over, and now America is very un popular over there. Evidently there is no reason to hope that the United States can do anything to quiet the world turmoil, until there is normal minded intelligence in the White House.” o Philadelphia Press: "Employers and workers alike can give thought ful study to the estimate of the State Commissioner of Labor and Industry that 484 strikes in Pennsylvania last year involved a loss of »14,000,000, The staggering proportions of this loss are all the more appalling in view of the fact that it was both purposeless and preventable, The workers bore the brunt of it. More than 17,000 of them were forced ou' of employment and deprived of thei‘ wages for varing lengths of time The employers lost in curtailed busi ness. And the public lost, as the pub lic must always lose, when produc tion is lessened and prices forced up ward T>ie moral is dear that strikes do not pay. They pay the striking workman least of all. They are an in dustrial waste which should be checked in the interest of the public, employer and employed. It only re quires a wider and more forcible im petus to the movement already cur rent toward abolishing strikes and substituting more equitable and less wasteful methods of settling indus trial controversies.” Too Much Color. "Your narrative is too highly col ored," remarked the editor, return ing the bulky manuscript. “In what way?" inquired the disappointed au- thor. Why," replied the editor, “ln the very first chapter you make the old man turn purple with rage, the villian turn green with envy, the hero turn white with anger, fhe her oine turn red with confusion and the coachman turn blue with cold." Announcement. Upon the advice of a large number of leading citizens of Tillamook County, I have decided to announce myself as a candidate for the office of County Clerk, subject to the ap proval of the Republican voters at the primaries to be held in May. If nominated and elected I will perform the duties of said office to the best of my ability, and will de vote my exclusive time in looking after the interests of said office and the taxpayers of Tillamook County affected thereby. Dated this 14th day of January, 1920. J. C. McClure. J 920 Stradivara KOCH & BENNETT. bayocea ;: 3 : heet metal works , TILLAMOOK, ORE. FIRST CLASS PLUMBING § A Private Still. ■ o A zealous revenue officer was going up Into Kcntticky district to try to locate several "moonshine” wh‘ch were known to exist. .Meeting a native the officer said : "I’ll give you »50 If you can take me to a private still.” "Sure I will,” wan the reply, aB he pocketed the money. "Come with me.” For many weary milt# over the mountain roads they tramped, until they came Into view of army camps. Pointing to a soldier seated on a ./ep inside the square, the native said: "There you are sir. my brother Fred, he’s been a soldier for ten years an’ he’s a private still.” Todd Bldg. "OT T0 Ä sravKE I 52S2S2525252525252S25252S2S2525252S2S2525?525252525252S252S2S2S2S252S2Sa How about your Drag Saw. Does it need repairing or new parta. If it does bring it to us and let a factory man work on it. SERVICE, NOT STYLE. ALL WORK GUARANTEED. S SOUTH OF TILLAMOOK BAKERY.
