’"ILI 1M00K HEADLIGHT, MARCH 25.
Topics of Interest
Political Band Wagon. Coaxing You to Smile
Announcement.
I hereby announce myself as a
candidate for re-election of County
Surveyor, on the Republican ticket,
at the primary election, May 21st,
1920. It successful will conduct the
office in an efficient, economical and
courteous matter.
W. S. Coates.
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To The Republican Votéis of Tilla
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SHIP YOUR CALF SKINS
I am a candidate for sheriff in the
Republican Primaries.
I am a deputy in this office ai
present, have had several years ex-
perience there, and I submit rn y
record as an officer for your consid
eration.
Should I be nominated and elected,
I will endeavor to serve you effi
ciently, honestly and impartially.
John Aschim.
To the Voters of Tillamook County.
To us by Parcel Post and Get the Top
Market Prices.
We have been buying Hides and
Skins in the north west since 1885 and
have yet to find a dissatisfied shipper.
Write for our latest
price list on hides
and skins.
HIBBARD-STEWART CO
Hibbard Bldg
Seattle, U.S.A
I want the Republican nomination
for sheritf at 'he primary election
next May. To get it I have to have
enough Republican votes. All who
have faith in me, and vote for me,, I
thank in advance.
Frank Hannenkrat.
Announcement.
Owing to the fact that a large
number of tax payers in different
parts of the county have asked me to
make the race for County Judge, and
believing that with my previous ex
perience in County business, I am
qualified for the office, I hereby an-
nounce myself as a candidate for the
office of County Judge, subject to the
approval of the Republican voters ac
the coming Primary Election.
Homer Mason,
Announcement.
One of Strick's.
One of Strickland Gillilan’s stories
in his "Sample Case of Humor" deals
with the age-old theme of the inabil
ity of some English people to appre
ciate the American joke. An English
girl was present when this conun
drum was asked. "How do you make
a Maltese cross?”—the answer of
course being, "You pull its tail.”
The English girl didn't smile. Final
ly she said; "Well of course, it’s be
cause I'm English and all that, but
really I cannot see any similarity be
tween a Maltese cross and a pullet's
tail.”
Au Art Career.
"I think that Gladys will go on the
stage,” said the mother.
"Is she studying elocution or sing
ing?"
"No, indeed. I don’t want to en
courage vocal exertion that might
make her breath short when she
dances.”
Too Much Sunshine.
A noted pessimist threw down his
periodical with a snort. "There’s too
much of this sunshine fiction being
written,” he said. "With prices what
they are, there’s too much smile stuff
too much optimism altogether. A
chap was talking about an optimist
the other day. What an optimist
Smiler is!’ he said ‘If he tailed in
business, he d thank Providence he
had his health; if he failed in health
he’d thank Providence he had his
business, and if he failed in
i both,
he’d give a cherry optimist I ¡align
and say: "Oh, well, what use is the
one without the other.”
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Getting It.
Invisible.
Senator Lodge had been giving his
views on the peace treaty and con
cluded. "A great many ot our states
men are trying to place the public in
the position of the little boy who was
discovered one day staring at a pile
of bricks. ‘What are you staring at
those bricks for, my little man?’
asked an interested observer. "Well’
answered the child, “my mother says
ice-cream comes in brick:, but 1 can’t
see any.”
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Trade or for Sale—Want.
To The Voters of Tillamook County.
I hereby announce myself a can-
didate for the office of County Treas
urer of Tillamook County, on the
Republican ticket.
Alexandria Rock.
Announcement.
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I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the office of County Treas
urer of Tillamook County, for re
election, on the Republican ticket.
Kathleen Mills.
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Fine Treatment.
To the Voter» of Tillamook County.
I hereby announce myself a can
didate for the office of County
School Superintendent of Tillamook
County, subject to the approval of
the voters at the coming primary
election.
G B. Lamb.
Announcement.
suburbanite sank gasping on a seat
in the railway station, and glared at
the rear end of the train he had just
missed. To him came the fussy sta
tion master.
"Were you trying to catch that
train sir?” he asked, prompously.
The panting would-be passenger
eyed him balefully for a second be
fore he hissed a reply:
"Oh, no! I merely wished to chase
It out of the station!”
Reason For His Delay.
A sailor stood in front of his com
mander, a gentleman fieice of mien,
and with some nasty questions on the
tip of his tongue.
Brown," came the stern demand,
"what have you to say?”
"Sir,” and the pat answer tripped
lightly, "yesterday afternoon I set
out to come aboard. Arriving at the
railway station. I found I had only a
minute to spare."
"Yes,” rapped out the commander.
"Just then a band stuck up 'The
Star Spangled Banner, and 1 stood
at attention and saluted until they
had finished."
"Yea."
"Then, sir, by that time the train
had gone!"
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I am a candidate for re-election on
the Republican ticket, at the primary
election, May 21, for the office of
County Assessor.
Economy, effeciency , and a busi
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From the Country.
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(2 the office, combined with careful
The old man from the country
courteous treatment to all, has been
my policy in the pas*, and will by my stopped in front of a picture palace
plastered with posters of Hons, tigers
policy in the future.
elephants and other African wild an
C. A. Johnson.
imals.
"Great guns, Henry" he said to his
Announcement.
n phew, who lived in town. ‘I'm glad
I hereby announce myself as a can I’m going home on Saturday after
didate on the Republican ticket for noon.”
the office of County Commissioner of
'Why are you so anxious to get
Tillamook County subject to the will away?” asked the nephew.
BELL PHONE. MAIN 3. MUTUAL PHONE
of the voters at the primary election
Pointing to the notice, tbe old
May 21.
chap red aloud the words—"To be
Frank C. Reed.
releas“«! on Saturday night.”
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Dr. E. L. Glaisyer,
VETERINARIAN,
g County Dairy Herd Inspector
Basements and Desease Brood-
ing Places with
B.K.
B.K. lias been tested in every class of desease
germ and results show that B.K. has the power
to kill germs of desease promptly.
B.K. contains no poison
or acid and is safe
for destroying germs any where, anyone can
handle it without danger.
B.K. is
a very much more powerful germi
cide than the usual coal tar preparations.
B.K. is clean
and colorless as water; leaves
no stain or scum, and is not a poison.
B.K. is guaranted to you— Get
a Gal. Jug today.
Kuppenbender’s Grocery
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When you use a “Thor”
Electric Washer.
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Dr. Melancthon Woolsey Stryker,
formerly president of Hamilton col
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lege, assailed the league of nations
in an address at the National Repub
lican Club. New York City, stating J
he did not believe the time had come
for America to amalgamate herself
Call at our Store and see them run.
with all the other nations of >he
Both
Stationary and Swinging Wringers,
world. “No four or five nations have
a mandate to boss the world," said
Dr. Stryker. “There is no more reas
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on why England, France, Italy, Jap
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an and the United States should have
a right to boss the world than Swit
zerland, Chile, Argentina or any
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what America needs is to clean house
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not to let somebody else try to tell
her how to do it. The American does
not believe in permitting somebody
else to think for him.”
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Maj. Gen. Wood declares that “the
golden rule of honesty and fair play
is the basiH on which peace between
those who labor and those who direct
labor will always be made.” He says:
“Labor is not a chattel or a commo
dity. It has no special rights or prlv-
ilebes. Likewise, we must stand for
the rights of property-—the rights of
the individual and we must Impress
upon all people that the only way to
work contentedly, you must give a
reasonable and decent wage. The
danger in this country i not the
alien Red. He is simply . uuisunse.
The danger is our own indifference.
You will find American labor is 98
per cent straight. We are through
with the war and we have some prob
lems. They are not very serious. They
SOLD BY
will not be serious at all if we all get
together and go at them with the en
ergy with which we went to war. In
the first place, we want to drive
TILLAMOOK. ORE.
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but the worldwide business. We
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we have and put it under the. Ameri-
can flag. We also need behind it our
navy for the purpose of training sea«
men in time of peace so as to be pre
pared for war. We want to build up
closer relations with Central and
South America. Wi are all anxious
to see action upon the league of na-
tions, and I think the general senti-
ment of the people by and large ia
for adoption of the league with res
ervations which absolutely Ameri
canize it.”
COAST POWER CO
“Since you’ve been calling on Misa
I hereby announce myself as a can Bute, how have her father and
didate for County Clerk, on the Re mother treated you?”
publican ticket, subject to the ap-
"Fine! I haven’t even met them.”
provalof the voters at the primaries
next May.
Just Chasing It.
H. S. Brimhall.
Dishevelled and weary, the stout
Announcement.
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Baltimore Sun: "The United States
Shipping Board lias been letting out
a howl in Washington because of its
inability to get bids on more than
1,500,000 battels out of 24,000,000
barrels of fuel oil needed for the
year beginning April 1 next, Oil
trade men say the government id
largely to blame for not taking a
stronger stand with regard to Mexi
co's recent interference with Ameri
can oil-drilling operations in that
country. It was pointed out that had
American companies not been stop
ped in their drilling a few months
ago new production would have been
available in sufficient volume to
meet the current market demands for
fuel oil. Temporary permits were
given the American companies a
month ago to drill new wells, it will
require several months, it is stated,
to get new production on to the mar
ket. Meanwhile fuel oil prices have
risen in striking fashion.”
“Hey! Come to life!” snared an
impatient customer in the rapid fire
resturant. "I want a little service
here.”
"Well ain’t you getting little
enough-to satisfy you?” calmly re
turned Heloise the waitress.
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To the Republican voters of Tilla-
mook county.
I hereby offer my services to th s
people of Tillamook Co. as County
Commissioner and respectfully ask
your support at the coming primaries
I stand for permanent roads properly
located and fair treatment to all sec
A Cheaper Way.
tions of our county.
"My dear sir, nothing but an oper
H. V. Alley.
ation will save your life.”
"What will it cost.”
"About »500.”
Announcement.
Launch.
“But I have only »150.”
Row Boat.
I hereby announce myself as a can
"In that case let’s try what these
Gas Engine.
didate for the Republican nomina pills will do.”
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tion for representative in the legis
Wood Saw.
lature from the 14 th Legislative Dis-
Something Religious.
Road Cutter.
trict embracing Yamhill and Tilla-
•Two shipwrecked sailors were on a
mook Counties.
desert island. They were utterly mis
Frank A. Rowe.
erable, pinched with hunger and cold,
The one more wretched than the
other said to his companion, “Can
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“No.”
“Can you sing a hymn?”
H M H ït H H HHM It H H it Jt X 1Q( H Hit It It H HHJtJtH It lóTí candidate for County Judge at the
next primary election. My motto.
"No."
”100 per cent efficiency for every “Well,” said the first, "let's have
taxpayer’s dollar.”
something religious; let’s have a col
W. L. Campbell.
lection.”
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Kill the Dreaded
DISEASE GERM
Port Washington (N. Y.) News:
"Mr. Wilson tells his fellow countiy-
men that they must abandon their
old ideals of national isolation, and
take hold with the rest of Europe to
settle the world's turmoil. But his
attitude toward Europe is very dicta
torial. and insistent that his own per
sonal solutions of existing problems
be submissively accepted. This is no
way to help. America was very popu
lar in Europe when he first went
over, and now America is very un
popular over there. Evidently there
is no reason to hope that the United
States can do anything to quiet the
world turmoil, until there is normal
minded intelligence in the White
House.”
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Philadelphia Press: "Employers
and workers alike can give thought
ful study to the estimate of the State
Commissioner of Labor and Industry
that 484 strikes in Pennsylvania last
year involved a loss of »14,000,000,
The staggering proportions of this
loss are all the more appalling in
view of the fact that it was both
purposeless and preventable, The
workers bore the brunt of it. More
than 17,000 of them were forced ou'
of employment and deprived of thei‘
wages for varing lengths of time
The employers lost in curtailed busi
ness. And the public lost, as the pub
lic must always lose, when produc
tion is lessened and prices forced up
ward T>ie moral is dear that strikes
do not pay. They pay the striking
workman least of all. They are an in
dustrial waste which should be
checked in the interest of the public,
employer and employed. It only re
quires a wider and more forcible im
petus to the movement already cur
rent toward abolishing strikes and
substituting more equitable and less
wasteful methods of settling indus
trial controversies.”
Too Much Color.
"Your narrative is too highly col
ored," remarked the editor, return
ing the bulky manuscript. “In what
way?" inquired the disappointed au-
thor. Why," replied the editor, “ln
the very first chapter you make the
old man turn purple with rage, the
villian turn green with envy, the
hero turn white with anger, fhe her
oine turn red with confusion and the
coachman turn blue with cold."
Announcement.
Upon the advice of a large number
of leading citizens of Tillamook
County, I have decided to announce
myself as a candidate for the office
of County Clerk, subject to the ap
proval of the Republican voters at
the primaries to be held in May.
If nominated and elected I will
perform the duties of said office to
the best of my ability, and will de
vote my exclusive time in looking
after the interests of said office and
the taxpayers of Tillamook County
affected thereby.
Dated this 14th day of January,
1920.
J. C. McClure.
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Stradivara
KOCH & BENNETT.
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TILLAMOOK, ORE.
FIRST CLASS
PLUMBING
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A Private Still.
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A zealous revenue officer was going
up Into Kcntticky district to try to
locate several "moonshine”
wh‘ch were known to exist.
.Meeting a native the officer said :
"I’ll give you »50 If you can take
me to a private still.”
"Sure I will,” wan the reply, aB he
pocketed the money. "Come with
me.”
For many weary milt# over the
mountain roads they tramped, until
they came Into view of army camps.
Pointing to a soldier seated on a ./ep
inside the square, the native said:
"There you are sir. my brother
Fred, he’s been a soldier for ten years
an’ he’s a private still.”
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How about your Drag Saw. Does it need
repairing or new parta. If it does
bring it to us and let a factory man
work on it.
SERVICE, NOT STYLE.
ALL WORK GUARANTEED.
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SOUTH OF TILLAMOOK BAKERY.