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LÄAAO2K’ HEADLIGHT APRIL Scraps of Paper T he F armer s F riend H O\V often I»f»v«- you hcrtrd that term applied to the First National Hank ? Score» <>f tunes, no doubt. And there’« a reason W e ■ always ready and willing to promote production farm and factory to the fullest practic al extent "Have a NATIONAL batik account.” bIR ECTORS : A. M’’ Hunn. farmer. P. Htutl, Parmer C J. f-dutirdi Mgr C PwerfM. J. C. H'/lOen. 1 ire Pres IL C. Lamb. Hui'.ding Materials. Jahn Morgan. farmer. • W. J. Rier hers. Cashier. Thefirst National Bank The PacificCleaning & Tailoring Co. Makes OLD CLOTHES Look NEW, and Keeps New Clothes from Looking Old. Yours for Quick Service. £ Mail Order Dept. The Tillamook Transfer Co., has contracted the wood output of the Coats Lu tn titer Co., Mill. If the wood supply from this plant is not suf ficient for the local demand we will fill orders from other sources. Place your orders for wood with uh . TILLAMOOK TRANSFER CO LIBERTY TEMPLE. I W. A. CHURCH FOR INSURANCE Fire, Lifd, Incident, lutomobile the validity of the pulpit statement« that humaaity ha* been born anew, and internatio nal isn. 1* at hand. How some people do eayoy be.ng A* a spec:met. of mindless thinking kept out of war by Presiden: Wihoa what'* the matter with the logic just before every na:-onal election. which argue* for the league of na- President Wilsoi. "threaten* to ex tiom scheme nc matter ■ hether it la pose the «eeret»'' of the peace con amended or unamended? If you ferente Opee eovenants openly ar would put a cider label on a jug these folk* with hand-me-down idea* rived at." would insist on drinking the con Evep talk comes high under a tent* even if it were carbolic acid. Democratic na'.onal administration. - - o — If you do not believe President After hoisting nit* the administra tifs has created an operating deficit Wilson and the other southern Dem of a nuilx.n dollar* a month in run ocratic leader* want to save the world for democracy, just look at ning the telephone business. ------ o Virginia and other state* under their Wher. you ask a Democratic poli control where they have fixed it so tician to explain the waste of a few that five-sixths of the men who billion dollar* la the V. S. A. be fought to save Europe and A-*a for comes right back with some able democracy are not entitled to a vote argument on the Schleswig-Holstein in their own communities. question. . ------ o - - ------ o------ William A Brady says the moving Ejgene Deb«' demonstration of the picture industry proposes to get into courts seem to strike horror to the politics.lt *eems already to be it. pol hearts of a lot of administra'ion itic - It has been for some time pret claquera who led the chorus of ap ty unanimously engaged in adminis piatta for Mr. Compera when he did tration propaganda of one kind and the same thing. another, despite the fact that the peo ple. by a plurality of a million and a The old fa*hioned Democrat who half, proved last fall they were get followed Mr. Wilson tn declaring in ting weary of having so much flim 1916 that he was going to keep the 'in the film. country out of war are still following o him in his latest program for doing There never has been a time in the the same thing. history of this country when there ------ o was more necessity for attention to The peace conference which drop the nation'* domestic needs in leg ped a real victory to pursue the islation and administration than mirage of a world millenium, re there is today, and there was never minds one of the dug who let his a time when, due to the absence of meat slip into the water while he the executive and most of his cabinet jumped in after a shadow that look from Washington and the successful ed like a bigger piece. presidential filibuster against a ses- -ion of Congress, these needs were The Chattanooga Time.- says that! having less attention than they are all the Republicans in the new Con getting now. gress seem to be generals. Sure thing. It’s the Democratic army in which The Richmond (Va.) Times-Dls- there is only one dictator and all the patch says that everywhere in the rest of the soldiers hare to be priv- country except in the capitol at ates. Washington everybody is trying to be non-partisian. The non-partisan Very naturally the democratic poli- ship of a Southern Democratic news- ticians want to discuas the big prob- . paper is always diverting. It is like letns of the future. They would dis I the catholicity of the preacher at cuss most anything that would have the Methodist conference who said it a tendency to cause the people to was now time to be broad and end all forget the incompetency and extra denominationalism by having every- vagance and autocracy of the recent body unite "in one grand old Meth- past. I odist church." ------ o------ The London Evening News says it The late P. T. Barnum said that understants that reliable information "the American people liked to be has been received in London that in humbugged.” He was the first man case the German delegates refuse to to predict the result of the 1916 sign the peace treaty. Marshal Foch campaign. Barnum once put in a has authority to order a general ad- cage, for exhibition, what he called vance of the allied armies along the Jis “happy family.” It consisted of a Rhine. I tiger, a lamb, a kitten and a few- ■ o ■ other objects. The family continued It is hardly probable that the ex- happy until the tiger missed a regu- citement over the parliament of man i lar meal and the next morning the is going to cause the people to forget I whole show was insite the tiger. their desire for an auditing of a few Thus ended the league of peace tor billion dollars in expenditures by the I animals. present administration to which the ------ o------ odor of sancitity does not seem to The democrats of Chicago have (net attach. the fate w hich has so often been the ------ °!------ experience of republicans in Oregon. Purwell S. Cutler, chief of the Bu The Hillsboro Argus puts the matter reau of Foreign and Domestic Com very forcefully when it says: "Trust merce says that the wooden nutmeg to the fool democrats of Chicago to salesmen have gone out of style. do the wrong thing at the right time Presumably they have abandoned —two of them tried to run against the trade to go into the business of Mayor Thompson, who was in bad writing Democratic "he keeps us out odor on the matter of love of lfls of war” and "reduce the high cost of country, which was and has been living" platforms. lacking, and Thompson won out by thirteen thousand. Had there been A college professor writes the but one candidate against Thompson national Republican, reminding it j he would have been beaten. In all that we are not living in George ¡probability each of the minority can Washington’s day. It isn't necessary didates is glad to have Thompson to be reminded of that. The only sug win rather than the other candidate. gestion of Washington about this ad Such is life and such is the Omega ministration is the name of the boat of Fools."—Telephone Register. It has used to conduct the first and second crusades. MAKE WORK EASIER. ------ o ’ - The present day leadership of the Democratic party is expert in put Tillamook People Are Pleased to Learn How it has Been Done ting over schemes which enable them It’s pretty hard to attend to duties to adorn the public payroll while the With a constantly aching back; public is engaged in discovering that ívéSéb iS«!5 ¿Sises¿5¿S¿5a5¿K525¿525¿525H5í!52525ZS¿5ZK525cL525Z5Z5a With annoying urinary disorders. it has been Dimmed again, and when Doan’s Kidney Pills make work one of these schemes plays out they are out for the new crop of suckers easier for many a sufferer. They’re for bad backs. with another which sounds just as For weak kidneys. good. I Here is convincing proof of merit, ------ •------ j .ck Mott, 818 Hayter St. Dallas, The Démocratie politicians an» ter- says: "I took Doan's Kidney ribly worried about the future of the O. soldiers, but they ware not suffi Pills several years ago when I was PERFECTLY ciently carried away with their en having backache and other kidney SIMPLE thusiasm over them to make provis disorder. I blame the trouble to the ion in the census bill that the men nature of my work. Constant strain SIMPLY conscripted for military service and neglect caused my back to give should have first chance at the hun out. Doan’s Kidney Pills relieved me PERFECT. dred thousand jobs created in that finally, My back soon felt as strong Npodlss. Oil, Rrlts and all kinds of Sewing as ever and my kidneys were nor- measure. / Machine supplies. Repairing s spocialty.w nud.” o - Price 60c., at all dealers. Don’t Whenever a problem can’t be net New Home U*ers tled without too much trouble by a simply ask for a kidney remedy—get are quality chosen. town meeting, the usual procedure is Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same that to confess incompetency by referring Mr. Mott had. Foster-Milburn Co., For Sale By the subject to a committee. The dip Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.—Pd. Adv. SHARFF lb DUBIVER lomats at Paris seem disposed to urge 172 3rd Street A Wise Reply. When contemplating Monumental the league of nations scheme as an excuse for dodging its real job of de NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE work, do not over look White The head of the government de- termining the questions arising trorn COMPANY Bronse. This material cannot ruit or the war. partmental office was , reproving a subordinate for having written an corode. There ia nothing to support San Francisco California. vegetable life. It i* hard and dense Probably wbeu the world really does insufficiently clear letter. "He who and will not chip or crack. In beauty become better the preacher will talk does not make himself understood." thundered the chief, " Is a fool. Do Il T. Botta. Pre*. Attorney of design, artistic and general effect about religion and not about what you understand me, eh?” "No sir." the politicians are doing at Parts or .«I Law. no stone can compare with White Washington, the educators will teach John Leland Henderson. Sec- Bronze J w hat they know and not what they Do You Sleep Well Î retnry Trea«., Attorney at- ------ o------ suppose, and office holders elected Represented By To be at his best a man must have Law artd Notrary Public. by the American people will attend C. E. REYNOLDS. ,o •*»«• business of the United States sound, refreshing sleep. When wake 0 fg0°’ of America ful and restless at night he is in no Tillamook Title and 1 Tillamook ------------- condition for work or business dur ------- o------- Abstract Co. Resist r red Calve* For Sale. So long as even the sectional dif ing the day. Wakefulness Is often — - o~- ... ference» which divided nevera! of the caused by indigestion and constipa I.nvv Abstracts Reni Estate, 1 wo heifer calves, well bred, one great American religious bodies dur- tion. and is quickly relieved by Insurance. ibull calf Dams Sire St. Maure. the |nK (he Civil war period cannot be Chamberlain's Tablets. Try a dose of Both I’hotsee. 11700 bull. Dam K*ty of Shady reconciled and the reunion of these these tablets and see how much bet -tt.t.AMOOK—OWIttiON. I.awn farm sold for 8500 at Ourtia organisation* perfected despite i re ter you feel with a clear head and • •***• **• W. Todd. nested efforts, we somehow < doubt good digestion.—Adv. peated I 2nd Ave. E. between 1st’ and 2nd Sts Successor to J. S Stephens. I.. _.............. . O L. HOHLFELD COAXDIG YOU TO SMILE. ------ o------ VETERINARIAN. Horror* of War. "War ha* upset not only our home life, but the traditions of the busi ness world a* well," remarked Sena tor Penrose the other day. "so It be hooves you to watch your step. If I you aren’t careful your likely to find your»elf in the same fix that Jones was. This Jone* had became rich over night on war profits and it was with an exaggerating idea of his own importance that he stepped into an office one day and demanded to see the manager. "What is your busi ness?” asked the very dainty girl who confronted him. "None of yours' snapped Jones; ’ I’ve got an import ant proposition to lay before the firm and I don’t want to talk to any fool woman.’ ’You would rather talk to a gentleman?’ asked the fool woman sweetly. ’Certainly.’ growled Jones. So would I,’ retorfed the woman promptly, adding, ‘so you might send one to state your business to me. I am the manager.” ------ o------ Bell Phone—ÎF2 Tillamook ^r*2on. £")AV!D ROBINSON M.D, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON NATIONAL BUILDING, TILLAMOOK - OREGO; T.cBOALS, M.D., « PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Surgeon S.P. Co. (I. O. O F. Bldg.) Tillamook • Oreuot TT) OBERT H. McGRATH, C ounsellor - at L aw , A New Standard in Art. Among the bewildered, and. in some cases indignant spectators gathered at a recent Futurist exhibi tion of painting and sculpture in New York City was a young man from Kansas City who was paying a visit to a cousin who is very ’strong’ for the new movement in art. The Kansas City youth remained quiet during the view and the subse quent explanations of the new idea given him by his cousin. “Well.” said the cousin, at last, “you don’t seem to be particularly interested or enthusiastic about the pictures. What do you think?” "Think!” exclaimed the youth from Kansas City. ’’Why man I’ve got two aunts out west that can knit better pictures than these!" o------ M itual p ODDFELLOWS’ BUILDIN?, TILLAMOOK. OREGON, p. >RTI an © O ffice • ,.1110 W ilcox B ld . QARL haberlach ! ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. T illamook B lock Tiilamook Oiesto» ^^EBSTER HOLMES, ATTORNEY-AT LAW COMMERCIAL BUILDING. FIRST STREET, Overdone. Efficiency is an admirable quality, TILLAMOOK. OREGON but it can be overdone, according to Representative M. Clyde Kelly, of Pennsylvania. “Last election day," 0R. L. L. HOY, Mr. Kelly explains, "the city editor of my newspaper in Braddock sent PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON his reporter out to learn if the 1 • * T illamook B lock , saloons were open in defiance of the law. Four days lated he returned and Tillamook, Oregt n. reported: "They were." ------ o------ On the Safe Side. Although Tim and Pat were known to be great friends, it was remarked that one morning, they passed each other on the street without speaking. "Why, Tim.” queried a friend in astonishment, "have you and Pat quarreled?” "Faith, we have not,” replied Tim, earnestly. “There seemed to be a coolness be tween you when you passed this morning.” "Well” explained Tim, "that’s the way we’re goin’ to hold our friend- ship.” "I don't understand.” "Ye don’t? Well, thin, its this way. Pat an’ me are that devoted to wan another that we can't bear the thought of a quarrel, an' as we’re both moity hot tempered, we’ve re solved not to speak to wan another at all, for fear of breakin’ our friend ship.” T. HOI lb, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Complete Set of Abstract Bm ks tn Office. Taxes i’aid for Non Residents. “ T illamook B lock , Tillamook .... Oregon Both Phones. 4 C. HAWK PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Bay City Oregon J2)R J- G- TURNER, EYE SPECIALIST. PORTLAND — OREGON Regular Monthly Visits to Not Responsible. Tillamook and Cloverdale. "A guest came bulging out of the dining room yesterday with rivulets and rills of ketchup courising down his face.” related the landlord of the Petunia Tavern, "and yelling that he had been assassinated or miscon strued or something. ‘Peared like he had bit onto a tack in his fritters, and when he chided Sylphie the hefty waitress, she busted the condiment over him. Also he wanted to know what I was going to do about it. "Well, Mr. Hollar,” said I. “when you found a tack in your viands It was an accident, but when you talk ed so that she smached thé ketchup on your head to a young lady who served her apprenticeship as a wait ress on a boarding for a railroad construction gang, that was contrib utory negligence, and I can’t do any thing for you except hand your bill to you and wish you well on your journey." .------0 A Lot of Difference. "You're a fine lot of gratters,” said the captain of a company of Austra lians to his men. Did they get sore’ No. they just beamed. A Yank was listening. He had liked the speech. ’’Great stuff your captain handed out,” he said to an Aussie. "I shouldn’t like to have been called a grafter by my captain, but I suppose he'was only kidding. Some speiler anyway.” ’’Some what?” bellowed the Aussie "Some speiler" repeated the Yank in wonderment. They had just cleared the ring and picked seconds when somebody butted in and spoiled a good fight by explaining. A grafter, in the parlance of Aus tralian troops—that is, Australian or New Zealanders—is a worker, a hustler. A spieler Is a crook, a jail bird. And now that Australians. New Zealanders and Americans are likely to see a good deal of each other as time goes on, it’s well to know their definitions. Whooping Cough. WATCH PAPER FOR DATES. H GOYNK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office: O pposite C ourt E jjsh Tillamook - O; igon. JOHN LELAND HENDERSON, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR-AT-LAW T illamook B lock , Tillamook • - • • Oiefju ROOM NO. 381. Ornamental Fire Place* Built of Brick and Stone, All Fire Place* absolutely guaranteed not to smoke or money re funded. Brick work of all Unde done on short notice. We make a specialty of re pairing smoking Fire Places. RALPH E. WARREN, TILLAMOOK. ORE. DELCO-LIGHT Th. compUt. Electric Light aad Fewer Pleat Plenty of bright, safe clean electric light. No more het, smoky lamps. ACKLEY & MILLER Tillamook Garage, Tillamook Oregon. Give Chamberlain's Cough remedy Wanted—at one« light hack suit to keep the cough loose and expector able for hauling milk.—Apply •* ation easy. It 1* excellent.—Adv. Allen Page’s Store. "
