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Fire, Lifd, Incident, lutomobile
the validity of the pulpit statement«
that humaaity ha* been born anew,
and internatio nal isn. 1* at hand.
How some people do eayoy be.ng
A* a spec:met. of mindless thinking
kept out of war by Presiden: Wihoa
what'* the matter with the logic
just before every na:-onal election.
which argue* for the league of na-
President Wilsoi. "threaten* to ex tiom scheme nc matter ■ hether it la
pose the «eeret»'' of the peace con amended or unamended? If you
ferente Opee eovenants openly ar would put a cider label on a jug
these folk* with hand-me-down idea*
rived at."
would insist on drinking the con
Evep talk comes high under a tent* even if it were carbolic acid.
Democratic na'.onal administration.
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If you do not believe President
After hoisting nit* the administra
tifs has created an operating deficit Wilson and the other southern Dem
of a nuilx.n dollar* a month in run ocratic leader* want to save the
world for democracy, just look at
ning the telephone business.
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Virginia and other state* under their
Wher. you ask a Democratic poli control where they have fixed it so
tician to explain the waste of a few that five-sixths of the men who
billion dollar* la the V. S. A. be fought to save Europe and A-*a for
comes right back with some able democracy are not entitled to a vote
argument on the Schleswig-Holstein in their own communities.
question.
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William A Brady says the moving
Ejgene Deb«' demonstration of the picture industry proposes to get into
courts seem to strike horror to the politics.lt *eems already to be it. pol
hearts of a lot of administra'ion itic - It has been for some time pret
claquera who led the chorus of ap ty unanimously engaged in adminis
piatta for Mr. Compera when he did tration propaganda of one kind and
the same thing.
another, despite the fact that the peo
ple. by a plurality of a million and a
The old fa*hioned Democrat who half, proved last fall they were get
followed Mr. Wilson tn declaring in ting weary of having so much flim
1916 that he was going to keep the 'in the film.
country out of war are still following
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him in his latest program for doing
There never has been a time in the
the same thing.
history of this country when there
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was more necessity for attention to
The peace conference which drop the nation'* domestic needs in leg
ped a real victory to pursue the islation and administration than
mirage of a world millenium, re there is today, and there was never
minds one of the dug who let his a time when, due to the absence of
meat slip into the water while he the executive and most of his cabinet
jumped in after a shadow that look from Washington and the successful
ed like a bigger piece.
presidential filibuster against a ses-
-ion of Congress, these needs were
The Chattanooga Time.- says that! having less attention than they are
all the Republicans in the new Con getting now.
gress seem to be generals. Sure thing.
It’s the Democratic army in which
The Richmond (Va.) Times-Dls-
there is only one dictator and all the patch says that everywhere in the
rest of the soldiers hare to be priv- country except in the capitol at
ates.
Washington everybody is trying to
be non-partisian. The non-partisan
Very naturally the democratic poli- ship of a Southern Democratic news-
ticians want to discuas the big prob- . paper is always diverting. It is like
letns of the future. They would dis I the catholicity of the preacher at
cuss most anything that would have the Methodist conference who said it
a tendency to cause the people to was now time to be broad and end all
forget the incompetency and extra denominationalism by having every-
vagance and autocracy of the recent body unite "in one grand old Meth-
past.
I odist church."
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The London Evening News says it
The late P. T. Barnum said that
understants that reliable information "the American people liked to be
has been received in London that in humbugged.” He was the first man
case the German delegates refuse to to predict the result of the 1916
sign the peace treaty. Marshal Foch campaign. Barnum once put in a
has authority to order a general ad- cage, for exhibition, what he called
vance of the allied armies along the Jis “happy family.” It consisted of a
Rhine.
I tiger, a lamb, a kitten and a few-
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other objects. The family continued
It is hardly probable that the ex- happy until the tiger missed a regu-
citement over the parliament of man i lar meal and the next morning the
is going to cause the people to forget I whole show was insite the tiger.
their desire for an auditing of a few Thus ended the league of peace tor
billion dollars in expenditures by the I animals.
present administration to which the
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odor of sancitity does not seem to
The democrats of Chicago have (net
attach.
the fate w hich has so often been the
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experience of republicans in Oregon.
Purwell S. Cutler, chief of the Bu The Hillsboro Argus puts the matter
reau of Foreign and Domestic Com very forcefully when it says: "Trust
merce says that the wooden nutmeg to the fool democrats of Chicago to
salesmen have gone out of style. do the wrong thing at the right time
Presumably they have abandoned —two of them tried to run against
the trade to go into the business of Mayor Thompson, who was in bad
writing Democratic "he keeps us out odor on the matter of love of lfls
of war” and "reduce the high cost of country, which was and has been
living" platforms.
lacking, and Thompson won out by
thirteen thousand. Had there been
A college professor writes the but one candidate against Thompson
national Republican, reminding it j he would have been beaten. In all
that we are not living in George ¡probability each of the minority can
Washington’s day. It isn't necessary didates is glad to have Thompson
to be reminded of that. The only sug win rather than the other candidate.
gestion of Washington about this ad Such is life and such is the Omega
ministration is the name of the boat of Fools."—Telephone Register.
It has used to conduct the first and
second crusades.
MAKE WORK EASIER.
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The present day leadership of the
Democratic party is expert in put Tillamook People Are Pleased to
Learn How it has Been Done
ting over schemes which enable them
It’s pretty hard to attend to duties
to adorn the public payroll while the
With a constantly aching back;
public is engaged in discovering that
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one of these schemes plays out they
are out for the new crop of suckers easier for many a sufferer.
They’re for bad backs.
with another which sounds just as
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Here is convincing proof of merit,
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j .ck Mott, 818 Hayter St. Dallas,
The Démocratie politicians an» ter-
says: "I took Doan's Kidney
ribly worried about the future of the O.
soldiers, but they ware not suffi Pills several years ago when I was
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ciently carried away with their en having backache and other kidney
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thusiasm over them to make provis disorder. I blame the trouble to the
ion in the census bill that the men nature of my work. Constant strain
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to confess incompetency by referring Mr. Mott had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
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the subject to a committee. The dip Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.—Pd. Adv.
SHARFF lb DUBIVER
lomats at Paris seem disposed to urge
172 3rd Street
A Wise Reply.
When contemplating Monumental the league of nations scheme as an
excuse for dodging its real job of de
NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE work, do not over look White
The head of the government de-
termining the questions arising trorn
COMPANY
Bronse. This material cannot ruit or the war.
partmental office was , reproving a
subordinate for having written an
corode. There ia nothing to support
San Francisco
California.
vegetable life. It i* hard and dense Probably wbeu the world really does insufficiently clear letter. "He who
and will not chip or crack. In beauty become better the preacher will talk does not make himself understood."
thundered the chief, " Is a fool. Do
Il T. Botta. Pre*. Attorney of design, artistic and general effect about religion and not about what you
understand me, eh?” "No sir."
the politicians are doing at Parts or
.«I Law.
no stone can compare with White Washington, the educators will teach
John Leland Henderson. Sec-
Bronze
J w hat they know and not what they
Do You Sleep Well Î
retnry Trea«., Attorney at-
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suppose, and office holders elected
Represented By
To be at his best a man must have
Law artd Notrary Public.
by the American people will attend
C. E. REYNOLDS.
,o •*»«• business of the United States sound, refreshing sleep. When wake
0 fg0°’ of America
ful and restless at night he is in no
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I.nvv Abstracts Reni Estate,
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Both I’hotsee.
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I.awn farm sold for 8500 at Ourtia organisation* perfected despite i re ter you feel with a clear head and
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nested efforts, we somehow < doubt good digestion.—Adv.
peated
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Successor to J. S Stephens.
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COAXDIG YOU TO SMILE.
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VETERINARIAN.
Horror* of War.
"War ha* upset not only our home
life, but the traditions of the busi
ness world a* well," remarked Sena
tor Penrose the other day. "so It be
hooves you to watch your step. If I
you aren’t careful your likely to find
your»elf in the same fix that Jones
was. This Jone* had became rich
over night on war profits and it was
with an exaggerating idea of his own
importance that he stepped into an
office one day and demanded to see
the manager. "What is your busi
ness?” asked the very dainty girl
who confronted him. "None of yours'
snapped Jones; ’ I’ve got an import
ant proposition to lay before the firm
and I don’t want to talk to any fool
woman.’ ’You would rather talk to a
gentleman?’ asked the fool woman
sweetly. ’Certainly.’ growled Jones.
So would I,’ retorfed the woman
promptly, adding, ‘so you might send
one to state your business to me. I
am the manager.”
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TT) OBERT H. McGRATH,
C ounsellor - at L aw ,
A New Standard in Art.
Among the bewildered, and. in
some cases indignant
spectators
gathered at a recent Futurist exhibi
tion of painting and sculpture in
New York City was a young man
from Kansas City who was paying a
visit to a cousin who is very ’strong’
for the new movement in art.
The Kansas City youth remained
quiet during the view and the subse
quent explanations of the new idea
given him by his cousin.
“Well.” said the cousin, at last,
“you don’t seem to be particularly
interested or enthusiastic about the
pictures. What do you think?”
"Think!” exclaimed the youth
from Kansas City. ’’Why man I’ve
got two aunts out west that can knit
better pictures than these!"
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On the Safe Side.
Although Tim and Pat were known
to be great friends, it was remarked
that one morning, they passed each
other on the street without speaking.
"Why, Tim.” queried a friend in
astonishment, "have you and Pat
quarreled?”
"Faith, we have not,” replied Tim,
earnestly.
“There seemed to be a coolness be
tween you when you passed this
morning.”
"Well” explained Tim, "that’s the
way we’re goin’ to hold our friend-
ship.”
"I don't understand.”
"Ye don’t? Well, thin, its this way.
Pat an’ me are that devoted to wan
another that we can't bear the
thought of a quarrel, an' as we’re
both moity hot tempered, we’ve re
solved not to speak to wan another
at all, for fear of breakin’ our friend
ship.”
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J2)R J- G- TURNER,
EYE SPECIALIST.
PORTLAND — OREGON
Regular Monthly Visits to
Not Responsible.
Tillamook
and Cloverdale.
"A guest came bulging out of the
dining room yesterday with rivulets
and rills of ketchup courising down
his face.” related the landlord of the
Petunia Tavern, "and yelling that
he had been assassinated or miscon
strued or something. ‘Peared like he
had bit onto a tack in his fritters,
and when he chided Sylphie the hefty
waitress, she busted the condiment
over him. Also he wanted to know
what I was going to do about it.
"Well, Mr. Hollar,” said I. “when
you found a tack in your viands It
was an accident, but when you talk
ed so that she smached thé ketchup
on your head to a young lady who
served her apprenticeship as a wait
ress on a boarding for a railroad
construction gang, that was contrib
utory negligence, and I can’t do any
thing for you except hand your bill
to you and wish you well on your
journey."
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A Lot of Difference.
"You're a fine lot of gratters,” said
the captain of a company of Austra
lians to his men.
Did they get sore’ No. they just
beamed.
A Yank was listening. He had liked
the speech.
’’Great stuff your captain handed
out,” he said to an Aussie. "I
shouldn’t like to have been called a
grafter by my captain, but I suppose
he'was only kidding. Some speiler
anyway.”
’’Some what?” bellowed the Aussie
"Some speiler" repeated the Yank
in wonderment.
They had just cleared the ring
and picked seconds when somebody
butted in and spoiled a good fight by
explaining.
A grafter, in the parlance of Aus
tralian troops—that is, Australian or
New Zealanders—is a worker, a
hustler. A spieler Is a crook, a jail
bird. And now that Australians.
New Zealanders and Americans are
likely to see a good deal of each
other as time goes on, it’s well to
know their definitions.
Whooping Cough.
WATCH PAPER FOR DATES.
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GOYNK,
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