Tillamook headlight., March 27, 1919, Image 5

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT MARCH 27.’ 1910,
GEM
Theatre.
.Adults 20c.
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The Wit of Douglas Jerrold.
Douglas Jerrold's wit has a dis-
creet malice of its own. Asked at a
party who it was that was dancing
with Mrs. Jerrold, he replied, laugh­
ingly: "A member of the Humane
Society, I think." At another func­
tion he saw a very tall man dancing
with a very short lady. "Hullo,” he
rapped out, “there’s a mile dancing
with a mile stone.” Once he was dis­
turbed in his editorial toon/ by a
young poet rushing in and asking:
"Have you seen my ‘Desoent into
Hell,’ Mr. Jerrold?” "No, sir I have
not,” was the reply, "but I should
very much like to.” Some of Jerrold’s
epigrams are brilliant. Here is a
choice one: "The man who takes the
goose from the common, goes to the
House of Correction, the man who
takes the common from the goose
goes to the House of Lords."
Just Found It Out.
Manuel Is a Mexican. He runs a
chili wagon on Main Street and up to
a day or so ago had had a good
record. But on the fatal day he found
himself before a judge charged with
assault and battery.
"Why did you beat that man?”
asked the judge.
“He called me something, senor”,
answered Manuel politely.
“What did he call you?”
“El rhinoceros, senor judge."
"A rhinoceros! When was this?”
“Three years ago,” responded Man­
uel and the court nearly fell off the
bench.
"You mean that you hit a man yes­
terday on account of something he
called you three years ago?” de­
manded the judge.
"Si, senor! Upuntil that accused
yesterday I htffenot Heen a rhinoc­
eros. Inly ye^HBay did I learn the
colossal size of the insult.”
A Useful Utensil.
"I have in the bundle, Mr. Pry,”
said J. Fuller Gloom to an inquisi­
tive neighbor, "a neat little inven­
tion of my own, a squirt gun by
means of which when I meet an ac­
quaintance I can shower compliments
practically all over him at one squirt.
I can then go right along about my
business, and no time is wasted In
polite persiflage.”
“But—ah!—you cannot load com-
pliments into a squirt gun, you
know. So this is, of course, an im-
aginery squirt gun?"
“Exactly! The only kind of com­
pliments I bestow are imaginary
compliments.”
William Fox Production, featuring Jane
Cecil B. DeMille Production.
and Katherine Lee.
“TELL IT TO THE MARINES,”
On Tuesday, April 1st.
“SUMMER GIRLS,”
Isa picture that you will remember to your last day.
The whole picture shows a refinement of treatment,
a consciousness at all times of the bi^nesB of the
theme, the splendid character of the King of the Bel­
gians, the infinite pathos of his shattered nation ; the
glory of America’s entry and the wonderful work of
our engineers. It will inspire, enthrall you. See it.
Children 10c.
COAXING YOU TO SMILE
“TILL I COME BACK TO YOU,”
featuring Bryant Washbum.
Artcraft Special.
ly gloomy, but it cleared somewhat Woman's Liberty Loan Committee.
when the owner sidled up to the
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jockey and said: "Can’t you think of
Mrs. Bert King, chairman of the
something to lessen your weight?”
Wonfan’s Liberty Loan Committee
"Don’t think so sir?”
for Tillamook county, asks us to pub­
"Have you shaved?” -
lish the following telegram just re­
"Yes, sir. before the race.”
ceived from National neadquerters:
"Finger nails clipped?”
Mrs. Sarah Evans, Portland, Ore.
An inspection showed that nothing
Theasury War Loan Organization
was to be hoped for there, and the has made two million medals out of
owner’s face resumed its look of captured German cannon for Victory
gloom, until suddenly another idea I I Loan Workers. Instruct all your
occurred to him. "Here” he said, county und-city chairmen to send in
“give me your false teeth when no­ their authorized lists of workers to
body is looking.”
you, then forward
these
lists to
Federal Reserve Chairman you dis­
trict. Federal Reserve Chairman will
Paddy Turns the Joke.
An Irish youth on a visit to London upon receipt of lists and arrival of
happened to be starting with mouth medal shipments from factories send
open at a wonderful display of con­ county and city chairmen number
fectionery In the window of a large certified. Advise that you instruct
establishment when a cockney came your local chairmen to secure all pos­
sibly publicity concerning medal
up to him and said.
“Go in and fetch ns six penny awards. Instruct them also that
every worker must be listed in order
worth of stare and gap.”
Into the shop went Paddy, much to to secure medal.
Mary Sy non, Treasurer
the amusement of the joker. In a
National Woman's Lib­
short time he emerged with a large
erty Loan Committee.
paper bag in his hand.
"Did you manage to get it?” asked
Death of Mrs. Schilds’ Mother.
the cockney.
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“No", teplied Paddy, “but I’/e got
Maria
Louise
Rieben, wife of
six pen'orth of biscuit, and you can
Christian Rieben, died at her home
stare and gap while I eat them."
near Christie, Ore., Sunday March 16
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1919, at the age of nearly 69 years.
A Sad Story.
'She was born in Germany, June 30,
"Did you fight in the great war?” 18 50. She was married to Christian-
“Yes.”
Rieben at Philadelphia in 1877 and
"In France."
to this union nine children were
“No, with a few other American born, seven of whom are now’ living,
soldiers I was exiled to Russia where three daughters, Mrs. John Schild, of
we fought for months without being .Tillamook. Oregon; Mrs. Wm. Turn­
able to make a square mile of Russia er, of Riverside, Wash.; Mrs. James
territory safe for democracy.”
Robb, of Roy, Ore.; and four sons,
Christian, Jr., Edward and Otto, of
Banks, Ore.; and George of Califor­
Local Issues Permitted.
nia. Mrs. Rieben came to America in
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Counties may have local issues plac­ 1873 and to Washington county in
ed on the ballot at the special election 1880, her husband taking a home­
on June 3, although no other state- stead above Buxton, where they re­
,wide measures may be voted on ex­ sided about nine years then moving
cept those enumerated in the legis­ , to their present home. The funeral
lative enactment authorizing the was held Wednesday from her late
election.
'home, the services being conducted
This is the decision reached in an by Rev. F. S. Ford, and the remains
opinion
given
to District At- : were laid at rast In the Banks' cerne-
torney Gehlhar, of Marion county by tery. A large concourse of sorrowing
Attorney-General Brown. A *1,000- , friends and neighbors attended, and
000 road bond issue may be placed the floral offerings were beautiful
before the Marion county voters at and generous, testimonials of the
the special election. The same ruling high esteem for the departed.
applies to Tillamook county.
One Divorce to 12 Weddings. Fifty
Years Hence One to Throe.
That Terrible Headache.
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Do you have periodic attacks of
headache accompanied by sickness of
the stomach of vomiting, a sallow
skin and dull eyes? If so, you can gat
quck relief by taking Chamberlain’s
Tablets as directed for billiousaess,
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and you may be able to avoid these
attacks if you observe the directions
Would Help Some.
After five unsuccessful years of w'ith each package.
running horses, the owner had at
For Sale Cheap.
last triumphed, but surely there was
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never such bad luck. He had won
Good 5-roorn house and two lots in
his first race, all right, but the jock­
Tillamook; And also a good 5 room
ey was overweight.
The owner was gloomy. The joskey house and one lot in Rockaway. 160
was gloomy. The aspect was decided- acres in Sandlake at *25 per acre.
Address Box 200 R. F. D. Tillamook.
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On the present ratio of one divorce
¡for every twelve weddings in the
United States, fifty years hence it
will be on a basis of one divorce for
every three weddings.
That will mean that one in every
three persons will be a divorce and
perhaps a member in regular stand­
i ing of the popular Alimony Club. It
is already estimated than more than
a million dollars a year are paid out
in alimony every year in New York
City alone, and New York has never
enjoyed half the popularity of Reno
and other western towns as a divorce
center.
two reel Mack Sennett Production.
On Thursday Night, April 3rd.
ARRIVED AT GOLDEN'S wosET
Across Street from Clough’s Drug Store,
BIG ASSORTMENT of the very Latest and Moderate Spring and
Summer HATS to match every garment in Store, at less
than half the price you are used to paying.
Wonderful New Spring and Summer Line Women’s and Misses’ Garments.
Dolmans and Capes, Coats,
Of serge, velour, burella, silvertone. Bolivia and tricotine are shown in
short, three-quarters and full length models, unlined, half lined or lined
throughout. All the new spring colors are represented.
Moderately priced, 519.50 to $35.00
Our Garments are the final word in smart tailored
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Coats, Suits, Dresses,
The individuality of style, the elegance of lines, the correctness of every
detail, all stand out in most convincing proof of their High Clasiness and
Superiority. Coats and Capes in varied assemblage make up a showing
of Spring wraps that is without equal in Tillamook.
You will find our Prices Very Reasonable.
No need of bothering with catalogs—and make other cities grow—GET
OUR PRICES FIRST.
Consider Quality, and the Individuality of Style.
Trade at home and let your own city—or county—grow.
Let us show you our Complete Line of
COATS, SUITS AND DRESSES.
GOLDEN S “
The Store that gives you Dependable Merchandise at far lower prices than you are used to paying.
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Court records show that 80 percent Sessue ~
Hayakawa
in i "The Bravest
of the divorce applications made in I '
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Way” at
the . Gem.
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the United States are by women and I
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seen —
Hessite' Hayakawa,
that 90 per cent of the divorce ceses I .
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go by .default—only one party ap-,the famous Japanese • screen star in
pearing. Men seldom defend such the role of a masterful, deep-think-
actions, which women invariably , ¡ng man of the East, but in his latest
fight them to the extent of their; Paramount picture. “The Bravest
ability.
J Way” he gives us an entirely differ-
,Statistics compiled by the Census ent dramatic portrait in the person
Bureau of the United States govern­ of a humble gardner in a West coast
ment and other sources show that city. This picture, which will be
the fourth year of married life shown at the Gem Theatre next Sun-
appears to be the most fatal to do­ doy. March 30 is as graceful and ex­
mestic happiness. During this fourth quisite as a spray of wistaria. Its
year period 50 per cent of all the simple story of heart interest goes
divorce actions are brought. The home to everybody.
When the little drama opens, Tam-
second and tenth year of married
life is the period in which 38 percent uray and Watann, two young Japan­
of the applications are filed, while ese, are living in America. Watana
during the first year of married life has just sent for his wife and kiddies
—just as the honeymoon is waning, and Tamura dreams of the day when
25 per cent of the divorce suits are he will be a landscape gardner and
have money enough to marry. He is
filed.
which is in love with Nume Rogers, a pretty
The evils, of divorce,
growing at an astounding rate Japanese-American girl, who teaches
throughout the United States, is Jap children at a kindergarden near­
startlingly shown in the amazing by.
Watana is murdered on the day his
picturization of "The Blindness of
Divorce” at the Gem Theatre, Friday, wife and children arrive and Tamura
March 28. Frank Lloyd, the director, sacrifices himself for his friend, puts
who made this- expose of the divorce his desire in the background, and of­
evil was told by William Fox to fers to care for the loved ones of his
make his photodrama show it as it dead friend. Because they all live in
one house, and haven’t money enough
exists, but not to overdraw it.
to afford separate houses, people tell
Those
correspondents
over in Tamura that he must marry Sat-su
France will surely bring about an- and he does it in the sacrlfical spirit.
Nume is heartbroken In this unex­
other European war if the peace con-
ference does not come to a decision pected disclosure. She goes away,
studies voice culture, and become a
soon.
famous singer. When Bhe returns
Tamura Baves her from the man who
is trying to force himself on her.
She goes to the house where Tamura
and Sat Su live. Sat Su is fatally ill
but before she dies she explains to
Nume Tamura's real reason for mar­
rying her. After Sat Su’s death,
Nume and Tamura are reunited and
plan their romance together. Mr.
Hayakawa is excellently supported in
this production.
For Sale or Trade.
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Have about 40 acres of land, south
of Trask river six miles from town.
Plenty of wood on place. Wood will
more than pay for place. Will take
auto in trade. Inquire of J. L.
Childers, near the land.
Call For Warrant!.
All outstanding county road war­
rants endorsed prior to February 14,
1919, will be paid upon presentation
Interest ceases this 25th day of
March, 1919.
Kathleen Mills,
County Treasurer.
Registered Calves For Sale.
Two heifer calves, well bred, one
bull calf—Dams Sire St. Maure, the
*1700 bull. Darn Katy of Shady
Lawn farm sold for *500 at Curtis
sale.
P. W. Todd.
To the Dairymen of Tillamook
This is of vital interest to you.
You lose cows at calving time.
You lose mares at foaling time.
You lose horses from colic, distemper, broken legs, and a hun­
dred different causes.
The average age of your stock is but seven years, according to
statistics.
S'tai/Fanning oh
aSounJ Buaissss
Basis
With seven years the average, the charges are against you.
If you lose, and borrow the money to replace a dead animal,
you pay nearly this rate of interest, and then have to pay
the principal also, but if you are insured we give you the
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money with which to buy another.
Better Get in Touch with Us To-Day, To-Morrow May be To Late.
ROLLIE W. WATSON, The Insurance Man
HARTFORD
Live Stock Mortality
We write ALL KINDS of Insurance and give YOU SERVICE.
All Losses Promptly Adjusted and Promptly Paid.
INSURANCE
gives complere protection at
a very moderate cost. The
Hartlord insures farm work
horses, delivery and trucking
teams and dairy herds. Call
co, write or talc phone.
Will your animals be alive in fifteen years ?
Fill out the. following now and mail it to me for literature :
Name _ _______________________ P.O. Address____________________ _
Iam interested in knowing more about the extent of Live Stock Insurance Protection.
Mail -Me Literature.
The city merchant who carries
no insurance is considered a
mighty poor business man.
Yet the stock farmer who car­
ries no-nsurance on his live
stock is .aking just a£> big risks.
. And needlessly, for
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Our average rate is about seven per cent.
Therefore, you can carry death-from-any-cause insurance
about fifteen years before you would pay in premiums as
much as you would draw out.
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TILLAMOOK CITY, OREGON.
Oilice National Building
Daiiynerds
Dairymen find it good busi­
ness to house and feed their
Stock welt It costs more,
but it pays. It also costs a
little more to carry
HARTFORD
Live Stock Mortality
INSURANCE
but it protecta you from ail
money loss through the
death, from any cause what­
ever, of either (ingle animals
or your whole herd. As a
business proposition you
cannot afford to be without
this protection.
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