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Tillamook Headlight, January Sough Medicine for Children, tn very glad to say a few in praise of Chamberlain’s 1 Remedy’,’ writes Mrs. Lida Milwaukee, Wts. “I have i for years both for my child- d myself and it never fails to i and cure a cough or cold, gily with children should be It it as it givesaimostimmed- ief in cases ofcroup. ” Cham- t's Cough Remedy is pleas- d safe to take, which is of mportance when a medicine >e given to young children. Ie by L S Lamar. Is to be Taken Seriously, ligent people realize that >n colds should be treated tly. if there is sneezing and tea with hoarseness, tickling and coughing, begin tly the use of Foley's Honey ir Compound. It ie effective, nt to take, checks a cold, and he cough which causes loss p and lowers the vital resist For sale by all druggists. Chronic Constipation Cured. “Five years ago I had the case of chronic constipation I knew of, and Chamberlain’s lets cured ine,‘* writes S F. Brooklyn, Mich. For sale by Lamar. worst ever Tab- Fish. I. S Tillamook Baker’s Bread Sold at All Grocers If you are thinkingofbuying a good Harness, horse covers, halters, or anything in the^har- terence in Working Hours. Bn's working day is 8 hours. ness line it will pay you to see |dy organs must werkt per me. 24 hours to keep him fit for I also carry the famous Shar • work. Weak, sore, inactive re can not do it. They must key’s collar. pd and healthily active all le. Foley Kidney Pjlls will (hem so. You cannot take [into your system f without esults following. For sale druggists. Bechtel's Harness Shop TILLAMOOK, ORE. our Foot Fir Slabs $3.00 per Cord Delivered. Dry Short Wood $2.00 Load. A. F. COATS LUMBER CO ¡he stronger and rougher iskey tastes—the more harm it will do. Why take chances with your nerves, your stomach, your general health Cyrus Noble is pure, old and palatable— Bottled at drinking strength. Sold all over the world. |W. J. Van Schuyver & Go., General Agents Portland, Oregon Mad« in Thr«* Othtt Styl— fy You Need Perfect Baker A Fuel Saver Some housewlx who «D'ay a remarkable lount of broad, bound, mmon sense along er linos, persist in the Bslon— and it is a dc- on—that they are rcal- ractlcing economy by Dtf to get along—to get w fits—out of an old, worn- # range merely to save the > of a new one. >ur old range or atove was put ¡her with putty and stove bolts probably you can stick a pen- in the scams and Joints any- i dn it where the stove putty has bled away. When a range gets kt condition. It takes fuel enough rm all outdoors in order to get your run — the ----------- risk of ----------- burning hot enough for baking—and then you----- - whatever ------------ the oven. You can soon burn up the price of the best range ever made Useless waste of fuel in an old. worn-out stove or range-and that’s er practical economy nor good management. you would practice real economy in your household management, it % the next time you are in town, to cal! et our store and inquire the perfect baking and remarkable fuel saving qualities of the ireat Majestic Toallron Range Outwear» Three Ordinary Range» *lr rm, md. «iir.fr of «wf rtoma/irM. C»«r- 'r mt lih. ttttl m«B«rH< m A, and while tb« first S‘erMX£ -J open Iron grate-yon can ••» It. No beat ««cap«« — no cold air gel« into lb« oven — «sv«« bait tb« fuel and «Mare, perfect baking. Marable Copper Repair __ ____________________________ The reaervolr 1« all c—r. healed like a tea kettle through copper pock- 1» TL f___1 et («tamped from one piece of copper) 11 I be ruel retting again«1 left hand lining of fir« . .___ .. boz. It boll» IS gallon« of water tn ■ ‘"«ether with jiffy ,ad, by turning lever, th« frame bolt« and etove putty) reaervolr-move, away from fire. ,o J “J* “ Tbl« feature 1« patented and ir £St fc're“ r“?n’m£; »r contraction can affect ,m„7ir,(,~,n t ■ 'tryvtin t a « m- makra »oj.ll. utr—f. • , . « a , e«*OT raage. are Maka«r. AfibeBtoB Lining Qther Feature. ion. It 1« lined with pore It'« the beat range al any prlee, oarid. covered with as and «bould be Lu year kitchen. 0 FOR SALE BY ALEX McNAIR & CO. * Bank of England Salaries. To enter the service of the Bank of EUgland a .candidate must be nominat ed by a director, be of good moral character, pass u qualifying (not com petitive) examination and be between eighteen and twenty-two years old. The first year Lis salary Is $.">00. and then it rises at the rate of $50 a year. At the end of the fifth year he pro ceeds to the fourth class or else leaves the service of the bauk. According to figures furnished by one of the bank's officials, the average pay at the end of, ten years is $1,060. At fifteen years it is $1,300. tweuty years $1.545. thirty years $1.045: after that the sen ior clerks pass to $2,150. The staff and special posts, numbering about 100, are won by meritorious service. The highest salary is paid the chief cashier and is $15,000. The chief ac countant draws $12.500. and there are several appointments ranging from $".- 500 to $3,500. Agents of branches re ceive up to $12,000. There is a pen sion system to which the clerk does not contribute, but for which be is qualified after ten years’ service.— Moody's Magazine. Didn’t Wait For tho “Thank You." John Bull, the scene painter, tells a story of an occasion when he delivered some scenery for au entertainment in a lunatic asylum. He was watching bls men getting the stuff in when It began to rain. A big man with a pleasant smile appeared and offered to help. They got on famously. Mr. Bull and his volunteer were just setting down the last load when an attendant arrived, caught the big man a tre mendous blow on the side of the head and sent him sprawling on his back. Mr. Bull Was speechless with lndigna tlou at thia attack, but the victim got up. smiling more than ever, and walk ed away. “You can thank your stars I've been watching you," the attend ant explained. “I suppose when you had the last lot in you'd have said. ‘Thank you; I'm much obliged.' Well, that's this fellow’s trouble, sir. The moment you say ‘Thank you’ to 'Im ’e'll wring your neck.”—London Stand ard. Placing th* Goat. An anecdote of I*resident Hayes is told by an Englishman who formed one of a party of bis compatriots while the president and bls family were at .Clark's ranch, near Yosemite, The two parties were assembled in the rude kitchen awaiting the coming meal. A certain stiffness prevailed at first At last a master of the ceremonies and introducer appeared in the shape of a small and elegant quadruped, evident ly a family pet, which trotted into the kitchen to lie caressed. A lady of the English party gently stroked its stem, the president its stern. Presently they met. about the center of the animal, and the interchange of a few remarks became inevitable. “This is a very pretty goat," from the English lady. “Sly end is antelope, madam,” from the president. It need scarcely be said that both ends were antelope, but the reply was very neat. The Brava Butterfly. Here is an unorthodox story of King Solomon: One day a butterfly sat on the king's temple and boasted to his wife. “If I chose I could lift my wing and shiver this building to the ground," be swaggered. Solomon, overhearing, sent for the boaster. "How dare you ?” be thundered. The butterfly groveled. “I did it to impress my wife,” he pleaded. The great monarch was in stantly appeased and let him go. "What did Solomon say to you?” gasp ed a quivering wife five minuteB later. "Ob. be liegged me not to do it,” said the butterfly airily. And Solomon, again overbearing, smiled. Red Flannel. Bed flannel as a cure for rheuma tism has many adherents. No doubt the flannel keeps warm and protects the stiff Joint nnd sore muscles, but as far as the color goes any other in the spectrum would bo fully as effective. Like many of our ls>y and girl super stitions, the notion has become so deeply grounded as to have an un doubtedly favorable mental effect. Per ish the iconoclast who would destroy It!—Boston Herald. Ths Magnet. Magnet is derived from the name of the city of Magnesia, in Asia Minor, where the properties of the lodestone are said to have been discovered. It has, however, been asserted that the name comes from Masses. the name of a shepherd who discovered magnetic power by being held on Mount Ida, in Greece, by Its attraction for the nails tn bls shoes. Modernized Comparison. "The pen," remarked the ready made philosopher, “is mightier than the sword" “Yes," replied the man who writes able articles on universal peace, "but I'm not sure that the typewriter is mightier than tbs battleship.”—Wash ington Stirr The Benighted Parent. Little Girl—Why did your mamma spank yos ? Boston Child — Because «be is too untutored and Ignorant to devise a more modern reformatory method of punishment—Life. 15. 1014, Seville’s Tower of Giralda. From its great antiquity alone it from nothing else it is plain that the Giralda at Seville could not have been studied from the tower of the Madison Square Garden iu New York, which the American will recall w hen be sees it. If the case must be reversed and we must allow that the Madison Square tower was studied from the Giralda. we must still recognize that it is no servile copy, but in its frank imitation has a grace and beauty which achieve origiuality. Still, the Giralda is always the Giralda. and, though there had been no Saint Gau- dens to tip its summit with such a fly ing footed nymph as poises on our tower, the figure of Faith which crowns it is at least a good weather vaue and from its office of turning gives the mighty bell tower its name. Long centuries before the tower was a bel- fry it served the mosque, whlcb the cathedral now replaces, as a minaret for the muezzin to call the faithful to prayer, but it was then only two-thirds as high.—Harper's Magazine. Cultured Hindus. In Bengal there are about 70,000.- 000 of people, and they boast of perhaps the best culture in India at the present time. The language as a written langunge is only fifty years old. Though for over a thousand years it has been a dialect, there is in Indian history unfortuuately no trace of Bengali having been an important literary tongue. The language orig inates from Sanskrit, the mother tongue from which every other Indian langunge has borrowed its alphabet, grammar and vocabulary; but, unlike the others, Bengali never shrinks from gathering new materials. There are numerous Persian. French, Ara bic and English words Incorporated In it, and the wonder of it is that, in stead of having lieen degraded into some vulgar form like pidgin English, Bengali has become the most literary, scientific and perhaps the most philo sophic of modern Indian languages. Shrewd Sexton. Among the tourists who travel through France a considerable number visit the cathedral at Rhelms. a mag- nlflcent example of gothic architecture. In the tower there is an enormous clock, and it is the sexton’s business to wind It every day, a very tiring Job, as the weights are naturally extremely heavy. The sexton, however, is a very shrewd fellow. Whenever be shows the trippers this wonderful piece of mechanism he remarks, “Ladles and gentlemen, if you do not believe me regarding the heaviness of the clock weights try for yourselves.” Each of the trippers Immediately give a turn or two to tho wheel, and as there are some 200 visitors a day the trippers unconsciously nnd engerly wind the clock for him and in addition give him an extra tip for being allow ed to do his work.—London Onlooker. Emily Bronte’s Looks. A discussion as to the personal ap pearance of Emily Bronte reveals the remurkable fact that no one knows anything about it since there is no au thentic portrait In existence. When Charlotte Bronte first saw George Henry Lewes she said that he was wonderfully like her sister Emily, but this is unfortunate for Emily since Lewes was very much like a baboon. Possibly the comparison was due to a sisterly candor that so seldom errs on the side of mercy. Thanks to photog raphy. the historian of the future will not be in doubt as to the appearance of celebrities of the present generation, but he is likely to have his own opin ion as to those worth knowing about.— Argonaut. "Suburb." When did tue word “suburb" first And Its way into the langunge? It Is used in a recently discovered four teenth ordinance of the city guild of carpenters providing that the mem bers should attend tlie funeral of any one of the fraternity resident within the city “or in the subburbs.” The natural inference is that even then It was part of the everyday talk of the citizens.—Pall Mall Gazette. Good Substitute. "Why have you not come to my bridge party as you promised?" tele phoned the irate hostess. "You are breaking up one table.” “I am sick,” was the reply. “That’s an old excuse.” “Really, I'm sick. I have a trained nurae.” “Well, you should have sent a sub stitute. Ask the nurse If she plays.**— Kansas City Journal. An Inducement. Wife — I wish. Harry, dear, you’d get me a nice clock for my room. Hub —But I am really very short and can't afford— Wife (Interrupting) — If you will I'll set It back two hours tbs evening you go to tbs club.—Boston Transcript. Hep«. “There in no sweeter suffering than hope." So runs nn old German prov ert>. melancholy text for hearts that bitter disappointment has cured and to whom all hope Is but memory. An Alarming Tala. Uses of Failure. Mr. fltsylate—The other night I hes-d I thank God that I was not made a a story that gave me «uch a start. dei&ous manipulator, for the meet Im Mias Mncbbored-I wish I knew it- portant of my discoveries have been Woman's Home Companion. suggested to ms by failure—Sir Humphry Davy. Th« Attraction. Ella-Did the bride smile •• •I* walked down the aisle? Mai—I don't know: I was watching her hat—Kan sas City Star. A J Usnsral Daumesnil’« Leg. General Daumesnil's wooden and iron leg is in the Paris military museum. The warrior is question lost one of bls legs at the battle of Wagram, and when he returned to Paris it was re placed by a mechanical contrivance of timlier with iron springs. Although crippled, the old soldier remained in active service and was iu command of the Vlnceuues fort iu 1814 when the allies were in Paris. It was to the troops of the antl-Napoleon coalition that General Daumesnil said when called iqxm to give up bis fort, “Let me have my leg and then you can take Vincennes.” The old general died in 1832. deprived of his mechanical limb. It bad been taken off while he was ill in order to be repaired by a smith named Biou, living in Vincennes. Brou kept the article and handed it dowu to his family, from whom it subse quently passed into the ownership of the municipality of Vinceanes. The councilors of the artillery borough handed it over to the war department, and it is among the most honored rel ics of French armies of the past. Subdued the Peer. In her reminiscences Lady Dorothy Nevill Baid that in her younger days parents were very particular about the matrimonial alliances made in their families, and she told nn amusing sto ry of one old peer who was greatly surprised to be told by bis sister that she had developed a great affection for a well known scientist of humble birth. The peer sent for ldqi and said brusquely, “Now. sir, I should like to know something about your family.” "I think it will be sufficient,” replied the scientist, who was of Semitic ex traction, "to say that I descended from th* illustrious blood of Abraham, Isaac a. i Jacob.” The peer was taken aback. “Oh,” lie said, "of course, my family has nothing to compare with that, There fore, if my sister really likes you, you’d better take her." And the scientist did. Assistance Necessary. The first field glasses taken to the New Hebrides sorely puzzled the sim ple minded natives. A traveler tells how one of the mission clergy was walkiug along the shore, when a na tive nt his side pointed out a figure in the far distance. "There goes one of my enemies,” said he. The white man, drawing out Ids field glasses and focus ing them, banded them to his compan ion, who, gazing through them In amazement, beheld his foe apparently close at hand. Dropping the glasses, be seized bis arrows and looked again. The enemy was ns far away as at first. Once more he snatched the magic glasses, once more exchanged them for his arrow’s aud once more wan baf fled. A bright thought suddenly oc curred to him. “You hold the glasses to my eyes,” said he to the missionary, “and I can shoot him!" A French Comedy, When John Iludyerd waa building his famous wooden Eddystone lighthouse he was much harassed by the depre- datlons of French privateers. Thus on one memorable day all his men were surprised while nt work and borne off In triumph to France an prisoners of war, the captors think ing they had done something very smart. But Louis XIV. did not ap prove at all nnd promptly ordered the men's release. "Their work,” be said, "is for the benefit of nil nations. I am nt war with England, not with humanity." — "Lightships and Light houses.” Badly Disappointed. Little Mattle Hew Into the house one evening very late for nursery tea aud hurried to her mother's chair. * “Ob. mother," she cried, "don't scold me. for I've had such a disappointment! A horse fell down in the street, and they said they were going to send for a horse doctor, so, of course, 1 bad to stay. And after 1 wafted and waited he came. and. oh. mother, what do you think, It was only a man!’’—New York Globe. A Real Genius. “Wteit kinder a feller is Pete Doolit tle?" “Bright as a dollar, patient, an' a hard worker." “Why, he can't hold a Job fer more'n a week, an' 1 bear bla family aiu't got enough to live on." “Steo; that may be, but what's that got to do with it? You see that meer schaum pipe o' his'n? Colored it him self. You see that there hosshair watch chain he wears? Braided it him self. Notice the peach stone charm liaugin’ to it? Carved it himself, an* it took two months to finish. See that houn' dawg he's got? Tete trained that dawg to do everything a circus dawg kin do. Ever hear Pete play on the mouth harp an' accompauy him self on the gittar? Taught himself. Ever see his hand writin’? Jest like copperplate, all shaded an’ flourished, an* he kin make a swan without takln' his pen fr'm the paper. Pete may not keep a Job or feed bls fam'ly, but he's a genius-that's what he ie!”—'Cleve land Plain Dealer. Prsssncs of Mind. Colonel Cody ("Buffalo Bill”) once told the following story of one of his comrades of the plains known as Wild Bill: "A man who nursed a grudge against Wild Bill swore to kill him. He stood conceuled iu a doorway, stepped out and confronted Bill as the latter pass ed and leveled a pistol at bis bead. " 'I’ve got you now, Wild Bill,’ be said, ‘and I'm going to kill you, but I'll give you one miuute to pray!* “'Well,' said Bill with an easy smile, 'it does look like the Jig's up!’ “Suddenly Bill peered over the man's shoulder and waved a deprecatory hand. •“Don't hit him, Andy!' he said. "The man wheeled to protect him self from the supposed enemy in his rear. He gazed into empty space. There was no Andy nor any one else behind him, and before be could turn rouud again Wild Bill had killed him.” The Wild Boar. Tho wild boar is a most courageous animal. The element of luck counts for a great deal in pig sticking, as in most other forms of sport, and it often happens that the foremost sportsman who by dint of hard riding or thanks to the fastest horse has come up with the quarry is deprived of the coveted honor of “first spear” by a sudden “Jink” or turn of the pig. The boar, in spite of his clumsy appearance, is not only possessed of a great turn of speed, but Is extraordinarily active. He will turn and twist like a bare, puttiug every obstacle in the shape of bushes, rocks, water, etc,, between himself •nd his pursuers, but all the time mak ing for the nearest patch of Jungle rnd safety. The pace after a pig is faster than the best of runs with bounds, but is sooner over. Cannsd Muiio In Scotia. Early in the last century an old For farshire Indy Installed In the bedroom corridor of her custle nu automatic organ. It was her delight of a morn ing to wake her guests with its strains. But it was not the delight of one of them. Miss Sophia Johnstone of Hilton, to be so awakened, nnd she said so. “Ye dinna like the music? Ye shouldna say that, Sophy,” said the hostess. " Ye’ll no' win to heaven an' ye dinna take pleasure In music. It's to be all music there, ye know.” “’Deed,” said the incorrigible one, “•n’ If heaven’s a place wi' auld wives playin' on hand organs nt 0 o’clock in the moraln' it's no the place I tak’ it for, nor yet the pluce I want to be tn.” —New Witness. Handel In Dublin. There was a period of his life In which Ilandel, the famous comiaiser, retired from London In a fit of dis gust. He went to Dublin, and it waa there—In the Dublin Music ball—that bls great masterpiece, "The Messluh," was produced. "The performance,” writes D. A. Chart “was for the bene fit of Mercer's hospital. In order to provide room for a large audience ladles were requested to lay aside tbeir hoops and gentlemen their swords. By Bringing It Hom«, "I was wending an aw—account of this means au audience of 700 wus a woman being gored to death by a crowded Into the space, and the con beastly cow, doncher know,” remarked cert realized £400.” young Diidlelgh. “Wenlly, I can't im Oblong Houses. agine a more bowwlble affair, can you. P'liiare and oblong houses are cheap Miss Caustlque?" "No. Mr. Dudleigh," replied Mlns er to build than odd shaped structures. Cautlsque, with a mighty yawn, "un The oblong house Is cheaper than the less it is being liored to death by ■ square. Timbers come In certain lengths, and the house that Is long and calf.”—Pearson's Weekly. narrow takes less timber than one that la square—that Is to say, the material Btung. My pet embarrassment was when 1 cuts to better advantage In the oblong learned that the girl I went around bouse than In the square bouse; also with a little, but did not love, whs en- loss labor is Involved In the making.— gaged. To give her the Impression that Pictorial Itevlew I was wasting her tlrno I went over Wasted Sarcasm. and proposed. My embarrassment can Indignant Wife—1 wonder what you be easily imagined when she accepted would have done If you had lived when me.—Chicago Tribune. men were first comiielled to earn tbeir breiid by the sweat of their brows Living Up to It. “We don't always do as we should. Indolent Husband—1 should bar« For one thing, we are told to love our started a llltle notion store and •old handkerchiefs.-Chicago Tribune. enemies." “A greet many of us live up to that Flattering Epitaphs. Did nt you ever notice s couple of so Charles I.snih. when a little ciety leaders kissing each other?"— walking In a churchyard with Ixiuisvtlle Courier Journal. sister and ri-edlng the epitaphs, Mid to her. "Mary, where are all th* Ess'ly Divided. The hour wax divided Into sixty mln naughty people buried?" bi — iMvause the number sixty ' an 1* Woman's Triumph. evenly divided by two. three. f< ur. five, Before she Is married n woman's Ms. all. ten. twelve, fifteen, twenty and of triumph Is a man; after marriagte thirty. her notion of great achievement la to Hope Is a flatterer, I »nt the nwmt up get him to go to church.—Atchison right of all para «Ite*, for «lie frequente G lobe- • tlx imor man's hut ns well as the pal- That I« every mini country wbsrs see of Ills superiors. Mienatow. tee lives best - Aristophanes.
