Tillamook Headlight, January
Sough Medicine for Children,
tn very glad to say a few
in praise of Chamberlain’s
1 Remedy’,’ writes Mrs. Lida
Milwaukee, Wts. “I have
i for years both for my child-
d myself and it never fails to
i and cure a cough or cold,
gily with children should be
It it as it givesaimostimmed-
ief in cases ofcroup. ” Cham-
t's Cough Remedy is pleas-
d safe to take, which is of
mportance when a medicine
>e given to young children.
Ie by L S Lamar.
Is to be Taken Seriously,
ligent people realize that
>n colds should be treated
tly. if there is sneezing and
tea with hoarseness, tickling
and
coughing,
begin
tly the use of Foley's Honey
ir Compound. It ie effective,
nt to take, checks a cold, and
he cough which causes loss
p and lowers the vital resist
For sale by all druggists.
Chronic Constipation Cured.
“Five years ago I had the
case of chronic constipation I
knew of, and Chamberlain’s
lets cured ine,‘* writes S F.
Brooklyn, Mich. For sale by
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If you are thinkingofbuying
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terence in Working Hours.
Bn's working day is 8 hours. ness line it will pay you to see
|dy organs must werkt per me.
24 hours to keep him fit for
I also carry the famous Shar
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re can not do it. They must key’s collar.
pd and healthily active all
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esults following. For sale
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our Foot Fir Slabs
$3.00 per Cord
Delivered.
Dry Short Wood $2.00 Load.
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Bank of England Salaries.
To enter the service of the Bank of
EUgland a .candidate must be nominat
ed by a director, be of good moral
character, pass u qualifying (not com
petitive) examination and be between
eighteen and twenty-two years old.
The first year Lis salary Is $.">00. and
then it rises at the rate of $50 a year.
At the end of the fifth year he pro
ceeds to the fourth class or else leaves
the service of the bauk. According
to figures furnished by one of the
bank's officials, the average pay at the
end of, ten years is $1,060. At fifteen
years it is $1,300. tweuty years $1.545.
thirty years $1.045: after that the sen
ior clerks pass to $2,150. The staff
and special posts, numbering about
100, are won by meritorious service.
The highest salary is paid the chief
cashier and is $15,000. The chief ac
countant draws $12.500. and there are
several appointments ranging from $".-
500 to $3,500. Agents of branches re
ceive up to $12,000. There is a pen
sion system to which the clerk does
not contribute, but for which be is
qualified after ten years’ service.—
Moody's Magazine.
Didn’t Wait For tho “Thank You."
John Bull, the scene painter, tells a
story of an occasion when he delivered
some scenery for au entertainment in
a lunatic asylum. He was watching
bls men getting the stuff in when It
began to rain. A big man with a
pleasant smile appeared and offered to
help. They got on famously. Mr. Bull
and his volunteer were just setting
down the last load when an attendant
arrived, caught the big man a tre
mendous blow on the side of the head
and sent him sprawling on his back.
Mr. Bull Was speechless with lndigna
tlou at thia attack, but the victim got
up. smiling more than ever, and walk
ed away. “You can thank your stars
I've been watching you," the attend
ant explained. “I suppose when you
had the last lot in you'd have said.
‘Thank you; I'm much obliged.' Well,
that's this fellow’s trouble, sir. The
moment you say ‘Thank you’ to 'Im
’e'll wring your neck.”—London Stand
ard.
Placing th* Goat.
An anecdote of I*resident Hayes is
told by an Englishman who formed
one of a party of bis compatriots while
the president and bls family were at
.Clark's ranch, near Yosemite, The two
parties were assembled in the rude
kitchen awaiting the coming meal. A
certain stiffness prevailed at first At
last a master of the ceremonies and
introducer appeared in the shape of a
small and elegant quadruped, evident
ly a family pet, which trotted into the
kitchen to lie caressed. A lady of the
English party gently stroked its stem,
the president its stern. Presently they
met. about the center of the animal,
and the interchange of a few remarks
became inevitable. “This is a very
pretty goat," from the English lady.
“Sly end is antelope, madam,” from
the president. It need scarcely be said
that both ends were antelope, but the
reply was very neat.
The Brava Butterfly.
Here is an unorthodox story of King
Solomon: One day a butterfly sat on
the king's temple and boasted to his
wife. “If I chose I could lift my wing
and shiver this building to the ground,"
be swaggered. Solomon, overhearing,
sent for the boaster. "How dare you ?”
be thundered. The butterfly groveled.
“I did it to impress my wife,” he
pleaded. The great monarch was in
stantly appeased and let him go.
"What did Solomon say to you?” gasp
ed a quivering wife five minuteB later.
"Ob. be liegged me not to do it,” said
the butterfly airily. And Solomon,
again overbearing, smiled.
Red Flannel.
Bed flannel as a cure for rheuma
tism has many adherents. No doubt
the flannel keeps warm and protects
the stiff Joint nnd sore muscles, but as
far as the color goes any other in the
spectrum would bo fully as effective.
Like many of our ls>y and girl super
stitions, the notion has become so
deeply grounded as to have an un
doubtedly favorable mental effect. Per
ish the iconoclast who would destroy
It!—Boston Herald.
Ths Magnet.
Magnet is derived from the name of
the city of Magnesia, in Asia Minor,
where the properties of the lodestone
are said to have been discovered. It
has, however, been asserted that the
name comes from Masses. the name of
a shepherd who discovered magnetic
power by being held on Mount Ida,
in Greece, by Its attraction for the
nails tn bls shoes.
Modernized Comparison.
"The pen," remarked the ready made
philosopher, “is mightier than the
sword"
“Yes," replied the man who writes
able articles on universal peace, "but
I'm not sure that the typewriter is
mightier than tbs battleship.”—Wash
ington Stirr
The Benighted Parent.
Little Girl—Why did your mamma
spank yos ? Boston Child — Because
«be is too untutored and Ignorant to
devise a more modern reformatory
method of punishment—Life.
15. 1014,
Seville’s Tower of Giralda.
From its great antiquity alone it
from nothing else it is plain that the
Giralda at Seville could not have been
studied from the tower of the Madison
Square Garden iu New York, which
the American will recall w hen be sees
it. If the case must be reversed and
we must allow that the Madison
Square tower was studied from the
Giralda. we must still recognize that
it is no servile copy, but in its frank
imitation has a grace and beauty
which achieve origiuality. Still, the
Giralda is always the Giralda. and,
though there had been no Saint Gau-
dens to tip its summit with such a fly
ing footed nymph as poises on our
tower, the figure of Faith which
crowns it is at least a good weather
vaue and from its office of turning gives
the mighty bell tower its name. Long
centuries before the tower was a bel-
fry it served the mosque, whlcb the
cathedral now replaces, as a minaret
for the muezzin to call the faithful to
prayer, but it was then only two-thirds
as high.—Harper's Magazine.
Cultured Hindus.
In Bengal there are about 70,000.-
000 of people, and they boast of
perhaps the best culture in India at
the present time. The language as a
written langunge is only fifty years
old. Though for over a thousand
years it has been a dialect, there is in
Indian history unfortuuately no trace
of Bengali having been an important
literary tongue. The language orig
inates from Sanskrit, the mother
tongue from which every other Indian
langunge has borrowed its alphabet,
grammar and vocabulary; but, unlike
the others, Bengali never shrinks
from gathering new materials. There
are numerous Persian. French, Ara
bic and English words Incorporated In
it, and the wonder of it is that, in
stead of having lieen degraded into
some vulgar form like pidgin English,
Bengali has become the most literary,
scientific and perhaps the most philo
sophic of modern Indian languages.
Shrewd Sexton.
Among the tourists who travel
through France a considerable number
visit the cathedral at Rhelms. a mag-
nlflcent example of gothic architecture.
In the tower there is an enormous
clock, and it is the sexton’s business
to wind It every day, a very tiring Job,
as the weights are naturally extremely
heavy.
The sexton, however, is a very
shrewd fellow. Whenever be shows
the trippers this wonderful piece of
mechanism he remarks, “Ladles and
gentlemen, if you do not believe me
regarding the heaviness of the clock
weights try for yourselves.”
Each of the trippers Immediately
give a turn or two to tho wheel, and
as there are some 200 visitors a day
the trippers unconsciously nnd engerly
wind the clock for him and in addition
give him an extra tip for being allow
ed to do his work.—London Onlooker.
Emily Bronte’s Looks.
A discussion as to the personal ap
pearance of Emily Bronte reveals the
remurkable fact that no one knows
anything about it since there is no au
thentic portrait In existence. When
Charlotte Bronte first saw George
Henry Lewes she said that he was
wonderfully like her sister Emily, but
this is unfortunate for Emily since
Lewes was very much like a baboon.
Possibly the comparison was due to a
sisterly candor that so seldom errs on
the side of mercy. Thanks to photog
raphy. the historian of the future will
not be in doubt as to the appearance
of celebrities of the present generation,
but he is likely to have his own opin
ion as to those worth knowing about.—
Argonaut.
"Suburb."
When did tue word “suburb" first
And Its way into the langunge? It Is
used in a recently discovered four
teenth ordinance of the city guild of
carpenters providing that the mem
bers should attend tlie funeral of any
one of the fraternity resident within
the city “or in the subburbs.” The
natural inference is that even then It
was part of the everyday talk of the
citizens.—Pall Mall Gazette.
Good Substitute.
"Why have you not come to my
bridge party as you promised?" tele
phoned the irate hostess. "You are
breaking up one table.”
“I am sick,” was the reply.
“That’s an old excuse.”
“Really, I'm sick. I have a trained
nurae.”
“Well, you should have sent a sub
stitute. Ask the nurse If she plays.**—
Kansas City Journal.
An Inducement.
Wife — I wish. Harry, dear, you’d
get me a nice clock for my room. Hub
—But I am really very short and can't
afford— Wife (Interrupting) — If you
will I'll set It back two hours tbs
evening you go to tbs club.—Boston
Transcript.
Hep«.
“There in no sweeter suffering than
hope." So runs nn old German prov
ert>. melancholy text for hearts that
bitter disappointment has cured and to
whom all hope Is but memory.
An Alarming Tala.
Uses of Failure.
Mr. fltsylate—The other night I hes-d
I thank God that I was not made a a story that gave me «uch a start.
dei&ous manipulator, for the meet Im Mias Mncbbored-I wish I knew it-
portant of my discoveries have been Woman's Home Companion.
suggested to ms by failure—Sir
Humphry Davy.
Th« Attraction.
Ella-Did the bride smile •• •I*
walked down the aisle? Mai—I don't
know: I was watching her hat—Kan
sas City Star.
A
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Usnsral Daumesnil’« Leg.
General Daumesnil's wooden and iron
leg is in the Paris military museum.
The warrior is question lost one of
bls legs at the battle of Wagram, and
when he returned to Paris it was re
placed by a mechanical contrivance of
timlier with iron springs. Although
crippled, the old soldier remained in
active service and was iu command of
the Vlnceuues fort iu 1814 when the
allies were in Paris. It was to the
troops of the antl-Napoleon coalition
that General Daumesnil said when
called iqxm to give up bis fort, “Let
me have my leg and then you can take
Vincennes.” The old general died in
1832. deprived of his mechanical limb.
It bad been taken off while he was ill
in order to be repaired by a smith
named Biou, living in Vincennes. Brou
kept the article and handed it dowu
to his family, from whom it subse
quently passed into the ownership of
the municipality of Vinceanes. The
councilors of the artillery borough
handed it over to the war department,
and it is among the most honored rel
ics of French armies of the past.
Subdued the Peer.
In her reminiscences Lady Dorothy
Nevill Baid that in her younger days
parents were very particular about the
matrimonial alliances made in their
families, and she told nn amusing sto
ry of one old peer who was greatly
surprised to be told by bis sister that
she had developed a great affection for
a well known scientist of humble
birth.
The peer sent for ldqi and said
brusquely, “Now. sir, I should like to
know something about your family.”
"I think it will be sufficient,” replied
the scientist, who was of Semitic ex
traction, "to say that I descended from
th* illustrious blood of Abraham, Isaac
a. i Jacob.”
The peer was taken aback. “Oh,”
lie said, "of course, my family has
nothing to compare with that, There
fore, if my sister really likes you,
you’d better take her."
And the scientist did.
Assistance Necessary.
The first field glasses taken to the
New Hebrides sorely puzzled the sim
ple minded natives. A traveler tells
how one of the mission clergy was
walkiug along the shore, when a na
tive nt his side pointed out a figure in
the far distance. "There goes one of
my enemies,” said he. The white man,
drawing out Ids field glasses and focus
ing them, banded them to his compan
ion, who, gazing through them In
amazement, beheld his foe apparently
close at hand. Dropping the glasses,
be seized bis arrows and looked again.
The enemy was ns far away as at first.
Once more he snatched the magic
glasses, once more exchanged them for
his arrow’s aud once more wan baf
fled. A bright thought suddenly oc
curred to him. “You hold the glasses
to my eyes,” said he to the missionary,
“and I can shoot him!"
A French Comedy,
When John Iludyerd waa building his
famous wooden Eddystone lighthouse
he was much harassed by the depre-
datlons of French privateers. Thus
on one memorable day all his men
were surprised while nt work and
borne off In triumph to France an
prisoners of war, the captors think
ing they had done something very
smart. But Louis XIV. did not ap
prove at all nnd promptly ordered the
men's release. "Their work,” be said,
"is for the benefit of nil nations. I
am nt war with England, not with
humanity." — "Lightships and Light
houses.”
Badly Disappointed.
Little Mattle Hew Into the house one
evening very late for nursery tea aud
hurried to her mother's chair. * “Ob.
mother," she cried, "don't scold me.
for I've had such a disappointment!
A horse fell down in the street, and
they said they were going to send for
a horse doctor, so, of course, 1 bad to
stay. And after 1 wafted and waited
he came. and. oh. mother, what do you
think, It was only a man!’’—New York
Globe.
A Real Genius.
“Wteit kinder a feller is Pete Doolit
tle?"
“Bright as a dollar, patient, an' a
hard worker."
“Why, he can't hold a Job fer more'n
a week, an' 1 bear bla family aiu't got
enough to live on."
“Steo; that may be, but what's that
got to do with it? You see that meer
schaum pipe o' his'n? Colored it him
self. You see that there hosshair
watch chain he wears? Braided it him
self. Notice the peach stone charm
liaugin’ to it? Carved it himself, an*
it took two months to finish. See that
houn' dawg he's got? Tete trained
that dawg to do everything a circus
dawg kin do. Ever hear Pete play on
the mouth harp an' accompauy him
self on the gittar? Taught himself.
Ever see his hand writin’? Jest like
copperplate, all shaded an’ flourished,
an* he kin make a swan without takln'
his pen fr'm the paper. Pete may not
keep a Job or feed bls fam'ly, but he's
a genius-that's what he ie!”—'Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Prsssncs of Mind.
Colonel Cody ("Buffalo Bill”) once
told the following story of one of his
comrades of the plains known as Wild
Bill:
"A man who nursed a grudge against
Wild Bill swore to kill him. He stood
conceuled iu a doorway, stepped out
and confronted Bill as the latter pass
ed and leveled a pistol at bis bead.
" 'I’ve got you now, Wild Bill,’ be
said, ‘and I'm going to kill you, but
I'll give you one miuute to pray!*
“'Well,' said Bill with an easy
smile, 'it does look like the Jig's up!’
“Suddenly Bill peered over the man's
shoulder and waved a deprecatory
hand.
•“Don't hit him, Andy!' he said.
"The man wheeled to protect him
self from the supposed enemy in his
rear. He gazed into empty space.
There was no Andy nor any one else
behind him, and before be could turn
rouud again Wild Bill had killed him.”
The Wild Boar.
Tho wild boar is a most courageous
animal. The element of luck counts
for a great deal in pig sticking, as in
most other forms of sport, and it often
happens that the foremost sportsman
who by dint of hard riding or thanks
to the fastest horse has come up with
the quarry is deprived of the coveted
honor of “first spear” by a sudden
“Jink” or turn of the pig. The boar,
in spite of his clumsy appearance, is
not only possessed of a great turn of
speed, but Is extraordinarily active. He
will turn and twist like a bare, puttiug
every obstacle in the shape of bushes,
rocks, water, etc,, between himself
•nd his pursuers, but all the time mak
ing for the nearest patch of Jungle rnd
safety. The pace after a pig is faster
than the best of runs with bounds, but
is sooner over.
Cannsd Muiio In Scotia.
Early in the last century an old For
farshire Indy Installed In the bedroom
corridor of her custle nu automatic
organ. It was her delight of a morn
ing to wake her guests with its strains.
But it was not the delight of one of
them. Miss Sophia Johnstone of Hilton,
to be so awakened, nnd she said so.
“Ye dinna like the music?
Ye
shouldna say that, Sophy,” said the
hostess. " Ye’ll no' win to heaven an'
ye dinna take pleasure In music. It's
to be all music there, ye know.”
“’Deed,” said the incorrigible one,
“•n’ If heaven’s a place wi' auld wives
playin' on hand organs nt 0 o’clock in
the moraln' it's no the place I tak’ it
for, nor yet the pluce I want to be tn.”
—New Witness.
Handel In Dublin.
There was a period of his life In
which Ilandel, the famous comiaiser,
retired from London In a fit of dis
gust. He went to Dublin, and it waa
there—In the Dublin Music ball—that
bls great masterpiece, "The Messluh,"
was produced. "The performance,”
writes D. A. Chart “was for the bene
fit of Mercer's hospital. In order to
provide room for a large audience
ladles were requested to lay aside tbeir
hoops and gentlemen their swords. By
Bringing It Hom«,
"I was wending an aw—account of this means au audience of 700 wus
a woman being gored to death by a crowded Into the space, and the con
beastly cow, doncher know,” remarked cert realized £400.”
young Diidlelgh. “Wenlly, I can't im
Oblong Houses.
agine a more bowwlble affair, can you.
P'liiare and oblong houses are cheap
Miss Caustlque?"
"No. Mr. Dudleigh," replied Mlns er to build than odd shaped structures.
Cautlsque, with a mighty yawn, "un The oblong house Is cheaper than the
less it is being liored to death by ■ square. Timbers come In certain
lengths, and the house that Is long and
calf.”—Pearson's Weekly.
narrow takes less timber than one that
la square—that Is to say, the material
Btung.
My pet embarrassment was when 1 cuts to better advantage In the oblong
learned that the girl I went around bouse than In the square bouse; also
with a little, but did not love, whs en- loss labor is Involved In the making.—
gaged. To give her the Impression that Pictorial Itevlew
I was wasting her tlrno I went over
Wasted Sarcasm.
and proposed. My embarrassment can
Indignant Wife—1 wonder what you
be easily imagined when she accepted
would have done If you had lived when
me.—Chicago Tribune.
men were first comiielled to earn tbeir
breiid by the sweat of their brows
Living Up to It.
“We don't always do as we should. Indolent Husband—1 should bar«
For one thing, we are told to love our started a llltle notion store and •old
handkerchiefs.-Chicago Tribune.
enemies."
“A greet many of us live up to that
Flattering Epitaphs.
Did nt you ever notice s couple of so
Charles I.snih. when a little
ciety leaders kissing each other?"—
walking In a churchyard with
Ixiuisvtlle Courier Journal.
sister and ri-edlng the epitaphs, Mid
to her. "Mary, where are all th*
Ess'ly Divided.
The hour wax divided Into sixty mln naughty people buried?"
bi — iMvause the number sixty ' an 1*
Woman's Triumph.
evenly divided by two. three. f< ur. five,
Before she Is married n woman's Ms.
all. ten. twelve, fifteen, twenty and
of triumph Is a man; after marriagte
thirty.
her notion of great achievement la to
Hope Is a flatterer, I »nt the nwmt up get him to go to church.—Atchison
right of all para «Ite*, for «lie frequente G lobe- •
tlx imor man's hut ns well as the pal-
That I« every mini country wbsrs
see of Ills superiors. Mienatow.
tee lives best - Aristophanes.