Image provided by: Tillamook County Library
About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 8, 1914)
*rillamoolc Headli^lit, January 8, THE BEAR PREPARING FOR OLD AGE HE RILED GLADSTONE 1014 CONSIDER THE CAT. And It Was th« Only Tim« Di«r««l Ji The Only Animal Man Has Never Been If Y«u Reach fiixty-fiv« Years What Laughed In th« Commons. Able to Conquer. Will Be Your Condition i Disraeli, it la said, laughed ouly our« There is just one animal man baa Actuaries say that of each thousand In the house of common* Mr. Glad never conquered, uever can conquer. iestic Event In the men living at tbe age of twenty 500 stone bad made au Impassioned speech Centuries ago every other beast be lys of Vermont will still be alive at slxty-five. Econ in favor of Hie union of Wallachia and came the slave of man or else tied far omists declare that of tbe 500 living at Moldavia. Mr. Disraeli, speaking In from human habitation. One and one slxty-five 200 will be in want: that opposition, pointed out that tbe result ouly refused to Hee or to submit. ALL NIGHT SIEGE eight-ninths of tbe pauperism iu Amer would be tbe extinction of tlie Inde The horse, the dog. the cow, tbe ica Is among people who bare passed pendence of these people, and the only sheep, the goat, the pig—all came into this same age of slxty-five. «hing left would be the remorse "which eauip thousands of years ago. They That Gav« Herself a A man is, of course, sometimes would be paiuted with admirable elo have ever since worked for man or fed Jtion In a Settler’s Cabin, brought to want In old age through quence by the rhetorician of tbe day." Idin, or laitll. They have beeu bls un B*at by th« Inmates and accident, through continued Illness of Iu reply Mr. Gladstone said that he questioned and unquestioning slaves. himself or bis family, through a dozen would not be guilty of the affected The elephant, too. has become a serv |Preaence of Mind. and one mischances against which modesty of pretending to be Ignorant ant us have other jungle lords. of the first English settlers In even tbe wisest is helpless adequately that that designation “the rhetorician The lion, the tiger, the wolf, the Ifiddlson, Vt, were John to provide. In spite of thia, however, of the day” was lutended for himself bear, and such other savage beasts as ok Everest. Early in there are certain tried and proved rec Mr. Disraeli Interrupted with the re have not yielded service to uiau have 6 Strong and Everest ipes by which a young man may guar mark: “I beg your pardon. 1 really slunk ii way In terror from the path of Albany for provisions, antee at least the probability that be did not mean that" Disraeli sat down civilization, and are killed on sight. with a satisfied smile that told of bls But one single animal claims man's seldom worried, but will not be found among tbe unfortu enjoyment nate 200 after the age of slxty-five. protection, shares bls food and hearth, Molly Strong felt un Mr. Gladstone's face expressed Avoidance of wasteful, destructive wanders at will and unmolested busband had gone« She habits: thrift, economy, tbe practice of amazement and ludlgnatlon. His op through human haunts, and does ab t in a good supply of spending habitually less than one ponent bad placed blm tn tbe mortify solutely no work in return; obeys uo chores early. earns, tbe habit of study, which in ing position of applying a remark to orders, and does not even serve as food grame back to the cabin creases one's usefulness and earning himself which had no such personal or clothlug. icrylng for his supper, power—such are a few of the stable reference, therefore Gladstone's wrath This only exception to a world of g gave him a cup of qualities which distinguish tbe young and Disraeli's smile. Tbe Liberal lead servants and of scared enemies Is the sat him down In front man approaching an Independent old er proceeded with bls speech and con domestic cat She had just swung age from the one approaching a con- demned tbe “sesquipedalian words and Think It over. Tbe cat will not work. mp from the fire when dition of want Stand the actuary's Inflated language” of tbe leader of the It will not guard your borne, Its flesh B. Looking round, she thousand men in a row. divide them Conservatives. and fur serve no use. Its one useful that served for a door into two groups, the one possessing act is the catching of mice and rats, great bear thrust her tbe habits and qualities noted above And these It slays and eats because It SWALLOWING A PILL room. The children and tbe other lacking them, and there wants to; not to help out its owner. I the bear backed out in would be little difficulty in telling from For example, it does not bring Its cap Strong knew that she which group will come tbe 200 and By Being Too Conscious of the Act We tured prey to Its owner to eat. Nor Make It Difficult. from which the 300.—Cleveland Plain Reduced to plain words, the scientific will It bunt rodents unless It bappeus en!” she said as she Dealer. reason why so many people find it ex to feel like doing so. baby. “Climb the lad- Tbe ent won't work, it won't even ceedingly difficult to swallow a pill is ler. Lot state. go up first, now Jobn- learn tricks unless It happens to want WOOD FROM THE MOON because they try to. ii*, now Frank hurry, burry!" While this sounds paradoxical. It is. to. And no oue can punish or torture When th* *tb<-i - » .-re safe In tbe loft Quear Decision of ths Most Primitive nevertheless, true, according to the It Into learning any trick it doesn't >Ira. Strong climbed up o. itb tiu. t>at>y Race on Earth. best of authorities. The explanation Is want to learn. nd drew to ladder after her. She That Is why there are almost no trick Tbe "north pole natives” alluded to that in eating our food we swallow It aid it across the hole, and then she cats In animal shows and why the few nd the children sat down and waited, by Captain Amundsen In a recent lec almost automatically and give no that are there do such very simple floor of the loft was made of ture were discovered by him while he thought to tbe act of swallowing, but tricks. A dog can he tortured Into do w laid closely together, but was navigating his little craft the with a pill we put It in the mouth and ing tricks. A cat can’t. It was dangerous to Gjoa. through the Northwest passage say to ourselves. "This is a very small When some animals became man's object and will be difficult to swallow; In 1903-7. on it. slaves and others fled from him. the He christened them “Nechllll" and 1 must make an effort to do this.” n through the pole floor, And right there is where tbe diffi cat did neither. It simply took all tbe and watched for the bear considered them to be the most primi tive race on earth. No white man bad culty comes with most people. Tbe favors and advantages man had to - They could hear her ever before Invaded tbelr icy fast muscular effort made to swallow tbe offer, nnd refused to do one lick of id the house, and once a nesses. Consequently they were Igno pill, accompanied by tbe thinking about work In exchange. Beat a dog and be - hi —-~ lbed tbr°ugh the oiled pa- will fawn on you. Beat a cat and It _«r at the window hole. Finally she rant of the use of Iron. Their fishing the act really hinders tbe proper work will attack you and then desert yon. Implements were long spears, fashion Ing of tbe throat muscles that would ame to tbe door and, after blinking You can't conquer the cat. You can’t ncertalnly at the fire, walked in. Two ed out of reindeer horn. They knew otherwise act properly In carrying tbe make it work.—New York World. no other method of procuring fire than pill down the throat uba followed her. Tbe old bear pres A similar condition is that of a mu ently upset the pan of milk on the ta- that of rubbing two pieces of wood to English Weights and Measures. 'le, and the cubs began to lap it up gether. They were, in short, still in slcian playing well when alone and Other things besides fish have tbelr tbe stage of civilization reached by our faltering in the presence of listeners agerly. Gunpowder, It has been advanced that fear incon- own pecullnr measures "I’d like a taste of that myself,” ancestors of tbe stone age. So cut off were they from others of ventences the nervous system, causing raisins and butter are sold by tbe bar J ’»pered. rel. but the weight varies. A barrel of their kind that they imagined tbelr d I," Johnnie replied. “I’m tribe was tbe only one In tbe world the musician to fumble and tbe pill powder weighs 100 pounds, of raisins swallower to procrastinate.—New York pry” 112 pounds, of butter 224 pounds. You and displayed tbe utmost astonishment World. 1 bear found the pudding when told of populous countries far to can also buy butter by the firkin of look a mouthful of the boil- fifty-six pounds, while a firkin of soft tbe south, where neither ice nor snow Majority and Plurality. < Jumping back with a cry In polities the plurality is tbe great soap Is sixty-three pounds. “Stones" k rage, she broke the pot was. The Gjoa and her crew they are not always the same. A stone of thought to have dropped from tbe tt blow of her paw, and then moon, and the first Necbllll to come est of more than two numbers and Is glass Is five pounds; a "customary also tbe excess of tbe highest number at up on her haunches, growling and aboard felt tbe deck, mast«, boats, stoue" Is eight pounds, tbe “legal rhlnlng, and began to dig the pud- oars, all the while whispering to oue of rotes cast for any one candidate stone" fourteen pounds. A "fodder of lng oat of her mouth. The cubs sat another in amazement "How much over tbe next highest number. Wbeu lead" depends upon where you buy It. a candidate receives out of 10,000 votes nd watched her in grave wonder. wood there is in the moon—how very cast 4,000 and two other candidates re In London or Hull you will get only That was too much for the children, much!”—London Standard. ceive respectively 3.500 and 2,500. the nineteen aud a half hundredweight, in rho burst Into laughter. Instantly the first is elected by a plurality, though Newcastle they will give you twenty- sar save a loud roar and rushed to be has received less than a majority of one and a half hundredweight and In Too Eager. ward tbe hole with the ladder across There Is a lady In Richmond who baa tbe whole vote, and he is said to have Derby twenty-two and a half.—Loudon Mrs. Strong gave hurried orders: Globe. In her employ a darky servant of a a plurality of 500 votes. If tbe num “Get me a pole, Frank, quick! Now, bers are 0,000, 3.000 and 1.000. the ma most curious disposition. at another. Punch her if she tries to Look For th« Pearls. "Did tbe postman leave any letters, jority is 2.000 and the plurality is limb up. Be careful. Don't fall Do you know that perhaps within a Lily?” the mistress asked on one occa 3,000. A majority, therefore, must be trough.” sion on returning from a call in the more than half the entire vote cast stone's throw of your suburban home Tbe baby, awakened by the noise, be- neighborhood. I and a candidate's majority is. then, the pearls may be found. Sara Savage m to wail, and Mrs. Strong soothed ■ “.here ain't nutbin' but a postal difference between the number of votes Miller bns an article In Suburban Life Im with one hand while with the card, he received and tbe combined number on “Fresh Water Pearl Fishing.” She ma'am,” said Lily. >1* in ther she warded off tbe “Who is it from?" asked the mistress of votes cast for all other candidates; says that almost every stream and Mr. little girl clung crying to craftily. his plurality la the difference between pond throughout tbe United States skirts, but tbe boys each “ 'Deed. I don't know, ma'am." said bis own number and tbe number re contains one or more varieties of mus le and prodded tbe bear Lily, with an air of entire Innocence. celved by the candidate nearest to him sels In which pearls are found and tells rungs of the ladder. Tbe “Well, any one that sends me a mes of a carpenter of Pnteraon. N. J , who lly shuffled off toward the sage on a postal card 1» either very Timid About Bathing. found a magnificent pink pearl weigh tilled down the blanket stupid or impertinent” suggested tbe Archibald Colquboun relates that ing ninety-three grains In the waters to shreds; then she went lady of the bouse. “there Is a strong prejudice In Nica of Notch Brook. It was bought by Tif by her cubs. "Excuse me, ma’am." said Lily, with raguu against bathing and even wash fany & Co. for $1,500 and later was e!” Johnnie said. “Do dignity, "but that ain't no way to talk ing while on a journey and for some sold to the Empress Eugenie. Since '11 come back, mother?” 'bout yo' own mother!”—Philadelphia days afterward. The dust is not wash then It has been known as tbe famous he will, son, but we can Ledger. ed off tbe face for some days after ar Queen pearl. if we keep awake.” rival, especially if tbe traveler has come to sleep!” groaned John- Population of Earth. from tbe Tierras calientes’ (hot coun Ho That Keep« His Lawn Well. hungry!” Tbe population of the entire earth I* try, or lower region), for a too sudden Show me the man whose lawn Is In , the silent wait In the around 1.000.000,000. Of this number, opening of tbe pores of the skin will good condition year by year and I will loft made them all Agla has over half, 850.000,000; Africa. certainly produce fever, according to show you one whose wife did well to before the bear returned 127.000,000; North America, 120,000,- popular belief. Tbe people of Nicara get him. knew by the!r heavy 000; South America. 45.000.000; Austra gua. according to Rquler, ‘are general For let me tell yn. fv'ruds and fel iat the children were lasia. 5.000,000; Europe, 380,000,000; ly scrupulously clean in their persons, low travelers to the tomb, there are was near midnight when polar regions, 300,000. There are no tbs except when traveling, and then more sticks and bones, clothespins and e In and renewed her et means of estimating tbe increase la use of water la prohibited.’" crooked wires upon a lawn, noratio, ch the left Mrs. Strong the earth's population, owing to tbe than are dreamt of in our philosophy. sharply with her pole, and paucity of statistics and tbe compara Th« Agriculturist's Vi«w. And be that cheerfully endures ihe roar that brought the boys tively recent date at which any sort Two farmers on a visit to Liverpool slams upon the bread basket that the of statistics were possible But It Is stood upon tbe platform of a railway lawn mower bands blm when Its cut 1 only half awake. Johnnie safe to say that from now on. owing station, when a lady passed dressed In ters clog possesses more than Chris the loft His foot slipped to the spread of science tbe human In th* height of fashion. tian fortitude—it mounts up to flfty- ween tbe poles, and as he crease will be greater than ever before. “Tbeer, Jim,” said on*, “what do you tude.—Eugene Wood Its. S«q-ybody’s e spread apart Down he New York American. think of that, lad?” Magazine. i room with tbe bear and Jim looked st her for ■ minute and be bear did not see blm then said, “Ay, Tom, It’s bad ground Dodges the Germs. Locating tha Bar. faced about at tbe noise “I understand that your neighbor that take* so much top dressing!’’— A grimy looking stranger entered ward him. Liverpool Mercury. Jinks has a deadly fear of microbes a hotel. “Where's the bar?" be askad ish, Mrs. Strong brought of Pat. who was standing at the door. on the nearest cub and and takes every possible precaution to Fats. “What kind of bar?" asked th* lat- i the floor. ' The bear avoid infection." “My good man, bow did you come ter. “That's true. He won’t even read a •ue her squealing oft- "Why. refreshment bar, of conr**t ink drew bis brother up book or article If be thinks It contains to be In prison?" "Fate, I guess, ma'am.” any germs of thought"— Baltimore What do you suppose I mean?” iharmed. "Fate? I don't understand you.” “Well,” drawled PaL with a twinkle. to herself could have American. “Well, you see. It must have been or "I didn't know but you might mean * old bear's courage like dained that somebody would be in this bar of soap.*—London Answers. Her Odd Way. her cub, and although Giles—My wife Is a queer woman. cell when you came along asking fool » slouched tn aud out of Giles — Ye*. Why, I questions, end of course I bad to be Keep Tsnnis Balls Dry. i made no further at- Mlles — Indeed! Tennis balls can be preserved In una i the loft As it grew when she has occasion to d-ive a tack ble shape for an Indefinite length of ■ong, watching through she uses a hammer instead of a hair Hew 8h« Knew. time If they are kept almolutely dry. tbe wall, saw her lead brush.- Chicago News. Nan—When young Mr. Gayman was They lose their resiliency and become n the clearing Into the Introduced to me tbe other day I •'dead'' before they are worn out for Far Enough. thought be sserned painfully embar tbe reaaLn that dampness decomposes “Does your wife make yoor money •he thought It safe »he rassed. the rubber.—Popular Mechanic». ler and the family came jo far?" Fen—He didn't seem so to me. but on "I Judge so. None of it has ever w no more of the bear. f looking him ap in tbe commercial dl- 8trong came home he roiue back that I know of.“—Buffalo The Herd Knocks. rectorie* I found bo was.—Boston i secure with a door Express. "Tills old world at liest is only an Transcript wood slabs and hong anvil end life a sort of Plutonian — Youth'« Compan- blacksmith, that with varying blows, Seeking te Be Exact. strikes os Into form The lilnw that "My grandpa bad a perplexity fit borts ns most may ah-ipe ns txnt” yesterday.” said small Dorothy. "I'erplaxfty fitr echoed little Clark*. He neither forgives The head, like the stomach. la mnet you to forgive your "You mean a parallel stroke, don't easily Infected with poison when It la you?"—Stray Storlee. Hard Shaw. empty.—Jean Paul Ilk bier. I J Best Cough Medicine for Children.' "I am very glad to say n few words in praise of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy',’ writes Mrs. Lida Dewey, Milwaukee, Wis. "I have used it for years both fok my child ren and myself and it never fails to relieve and cure a cough or cold. No family with children should be without it as it givesalmost immed iate relief in cases of croup." Cham berlain’s Cough Remedy is pleas ant and safe to take, which is of great importance when u medicine must be given to young children. For sale by J. S Lamar. Colds to be Taken Seriously i Intelligent people realize that i common colds should be treated promptly, if there is sneezing and chilliness with hoarseness, tickling throut and coughing, begin promptly the use of Foley's Hor.ey and Tar Compound. It is effective, pleasant to take, cheeks a cold, nnd stops the cough which causes loss of sleep and lowers the vital resist anee. For sale by all druggists Chronic Constipation Cured worst ever Tab- Fish, J. S. "Five years ago I had the cnee of chronic constipation 1 knew of, and Chamberlain's lets cured me,’’ writes S F. Brooklyn, Mich. For sale by Lamar. Tillamook Baker’s Bread Sold at All Grocers If you are thiukingof buying a good Harness, horse covers, halters, or anything in the^har- Difference in Working Hours. I ness line it will pay you to see A man's working day is 8 hours. His body organs must work per me. fectly 24 bouts to keep him fit for I also carry the famous Shar* 8 hours work. Weak, sore, inactive kidneys can not do it. They must key ’s collar. be sound and healthily active all the time. Foley Kidney Pills will make them so. You cannot take them into your system without good results following. For sale by all d ruggists. TILLLMOOK, ORE. Four Foot Fir Slabs $3.00 per Cord. Delivered Dry Short Wood $2.00 Load. A. F. COATS LUMBER CO. The drunkard will have none of me The heavy drinker says “no” when my name is mentioned The man who craves rough—strong whiskey passes me by All this is as it should be as I myself would wish it. I am not for them Cyrus Noble W. J. Van Schuyver & Go., General Agenta Portland, Oregon Hado At TArse Othat Styl— Perfect Elaker A Fuel Saver Some housewives who IS CALION display a remarkable ALL com* PE5LRVO!« amount of broad, sound, common sense along WILL CD/E you »OILING other lines, persist In the WATER delusion—and It Is a de lusion—thntthoyare real ly practicing economy by ti/lng to get along—to get results—out of an old, worn- out range merely to eave tbe price of a new one. pat Your old rance or stove was___ together with putty and stovebolts end probably you can stick a pen knife In the seems and Joints any where on It where the stove putty has crumbled away. When a runtie gets In that condition, it take» fuel enough to warm all outdoors in order to get your < ven hot enough for baking—and then you run the risk of burning whatever Is In the oven. You cun soon burn up the price of tbe best range ever made l i a useless waite of fuel In an old, worn-out stove or range—and that’s i:<-r.'ier practical economy nor good management. It you would practice real economy in your household management. It will pay you, tho next time you are in town, to cell at our store and Inquire closely Into the perfect baking and remarkable fuel saving qualities of the Great Majestic Malleable and D A Charcoal Iron KSillgf? a Outwears Three Ordinary Ranges Zl /• rA« only ran— mad. entirety of malleable iron and chareoat iron. Cnar- coat iron won't ruet like .toot- mattaeble Iron can’t break, anil while the first cost of a Great Majestic rnay be more than some other ranges, it outwear. 3 open Iron srst«—you can It. No bent escape» — no oold sir seta Into tlie oven — «aves halt th« fuel and assure» perfect baking. Movable Copper Reservoir The reservoir Is all coptsar, heated like a tea kettle through copper pock et istamped from one piece of copper) Half The Fuel setting against left hand lining of fire box. It boils 16 gallons of water In a The Majestic !■ put tx>/*ther with JIITyaniJ, by turning lever, the frame— (not bolts and stove $julty) and reservoir-moves away from fire. making It absolut«*!/ air tight, like an This feature Is patented and can be engine boiler. The Joints arid n**ainN used only on tbe Majestic. will remain air tight forever «.<• neither Ash us to shota you the greatest expansion u<>r contraction can ah act improvement ever out into a ranee — or open them. mahes Majeetie 360% stronger ushurv ordinary range,. Pure Asbestos Lining other rungee are useaheet. Other Exclusive Feature* It's th« bust ran«« at any prts*, In addition, it !» lined with pur« I asbestos board, oov«r«d with au and should b« In your kllcb.u. L I FOR SALE BY ALEX McNAIR & CO * ♦ ’M» Otf an ,
