*rillamoolc Headli^lit, January 8,
THE BEAR
PREPARING FOR OLD AGE
HE RILED GLADSTONE
1014
CONSIDER THE CAT.
And It Was th« Only Tim« Di«r««l Ji The Only Animal Man Has Never Been
If Y«u Reach fiixty-fiv« Years What
Laughed In th« Commons.
Able to Conquer.
Will Be Your Condition i
Disraeli, it la said, laughed ouly our«
There is just one animal man baa
Actuaries say that of each thousand In the house of common* Mr. Glad never conquered, uever can conquer.
iestic Event In the
men living at tbe age of twenty 500 stone bad made au Impassioned speech Centuries ago every other beast be
lys of Vermont
will still be alive at slxty-five. Econ in favor of Hie union of Wallachia and came the slave of man or else tied far
omists declare that of tbe 500 living at Moldavia. Mr. Disraeli, speaking In from human habitation. One and one
slxty-five 200 will be in want: that opposition, pointed out that tbe result ouly refused to Hee or to submit.
ALL NIGHT SIEGE eight-ninths of tbe pauperism iu Amer would be tbe extinction of tlie Inde The horse, the dog. the cow, tbe
ica Is among people who bare passed pendence of these people, and the only sheep, the goat, the pig—all came into
this same age of slxty-five.
«hing left would be the remorse "which eauip thousands of years ago. They
That Gav« Herself a
A man is, of course, sometimes would be paiuted with admirable elo have ever since worked for man or fed
Jtion In a Settler’s Cabin, brought to want In old age through quence by the rhetorician of tbe day."
Idin, or laitll. They have beeu bls un
B*at by th« Inmates and accident, through continued Illness of
Iu reply Mr. Gladstone said that he questioned and unquestioning slaves.
himself or bis family, through a dozen would not be guilty of the affected The elephant, too. has become a serv
|Preaence of Mind.
and one mischances against which modesty of pretending to be Ignorant ant us have other jungle lords.
of the first English settlers In even tbe wisest is helpless adequately that that designation “the rhetorician
The lion, the tiger, the wolf, the
Ifiddlson, Vt, were John to provide. In spite of thia, however, of the day” was lutended for himself bear, and such other savage beasts as
ok Everest. Early in there are certain tried and proved rec Mr. Disraeli Interrupted with the re have not yielded service to uiau have
6 Strong and Everest ipes by which a young man may guar mark: “I beg your pardon. 1 really slunk ii way In terror from the path of
Albany for provisions, antee at least the probability that be did not mean that" Disraeli sat down civilization, and are killed on sight.
with a satisfied smile that told of bls
But one single animal claims man's
seldom worried, but will not be found among tbe unfortu
enjoyment
nate 200 after the age of slxty-five.
protection, shares bls food and hearth,
Molly Strong felt un
Mr.
Gladstone's
face
expressed
Avoidance of wasteful, destructive
wanders at will and unmolested
busband had gone« She
habits: thrift, economy, tbe practice of amazement and ludlgnatlon. His op through human haunts, and does ab
t in a good supply of
spending habitually less than one ponent bad placed blm tn tbe mortify solutely no work in return; obeys uo
chores early.
earns, tbe habit of study, which in ing position of applying a remark to orders, and does not even serve as food
grame back to the cabin
creases one's usefulness and earning himself which had no such personal or clothlug.
icrylng for his supper,
power—such are a few of the stable reference, therefore Gladstone's wrath
This only exception to a world of
g gave him a cup of qualities which distinguish tbe young and Disraeli's smile. Tbe Liberal lead
servants and of scared enemies Is the
sat him down In front man approaching an Independent old er proceeded with bls speech and con
domestic cat
She had just swung
age from the one approaching a con- demned tbe “sesquipedalian words and
Think It over. Tbe cat will not work.
mp from the fire when
dition of want Stand the actuary's Inflated language” of tbe leader of the It will not guard your borne, Its flesh
B. Looking round, she thousand men in a row. divide them Conservatives.
and fur serve no use. Its one useful
that served for a door into two groups, the one possessing
act is the catching of mice and rats,
great bear thrust her tbe habits and qualities noted above
And these It slays and eats because It
SWALLOWING A PILL
room. The children and tbe other lacking them, and there
wants to; not to help out its owner.
I the bear backed out in would be little difficulty in telling from
For example, it does not bring Its cap
Strong knew that she which group will come tbe 200 and By Being Too Conscious of the Act We
tured prey to Its owner to eat. Nor
Make It Difficult.
from which the 300.—Cleveland Plain
Reduced to plain words, the scientific will It bunt rodents unless It bappeus
en!” she said as she Dealer.
reason why so many people find it ex to feel like doing so.
baby. “Climb the lad-
Tbe ent won't work, it won't even
ceedingly difficult to swallow a pill is
ler. Lot state. go up first, now Jobn-
learn tricks unless It happens to want
WOOD FROM THE MOON
because they try to.
ii*, now Frank hurry, burry!"
While this sounds paradoxical. It is. to. And no oue can punish or torture
When th* *tb<-i - » .-re safe In tbe loft
Quear
Decision
of
ths
Most
Primitive
nevertheless,
true, according to the It Into learning any trick it doesn't
>Ira. Strong climbed up o. itb tiu. t>at>y
Race
on
Earth.
best
of
authorities.
The explanation Is want to learn.
nd drew to ladder after her. She
That Is why there are almost no trick
Tbe "north pole natives” alluded to that in eating our food we swallow It
aid it across the hole, and then she
cats In animal shows and why the few
nd the children sat down and waited, by Captain Amundsen In a recent lec almost automatically and give no that are there do such very simple
floor of the loft was made of ture were discovered by him while he thought to tbe act of swallowing, but tricks. A dog can he tortured Into do
w laid closely together, but was navigating his little craft the with a pill we put It in the mouth and ing tricks. A cat can’t.
It was dangerous to Gjoa. through the Northwest passage say to ourselves. "This is a very small
When some animals became man's
object and will be difficult to swallow;
In 1903-7.
on it.
slaves and others fled from him. the
He christened them “Nechllll" and 1 must make an effort to do this.”
n through the pole floor,
And right there is where tbe diffi cat did neither. It simply took all tbe
and watched for the bear considered them to be the most primi
tive
race
on
earth.
No
white
man
bad
culty
comes with most people. Tbe favors and advantages man had to
- They could hear her
ever
before
Invaded
tbelr
icy
fast
muscular
effort made to swallow tbe offer, nnd refused to do one lick of
id the house, and once a
nesses. Consequently they were Igno pill, accompanied by tbe thinking about work In exchange. Beat a dog and be
- hi —-~ lbed tbr°ugh the oiled pa-
will fawn on you. Beat a cat and It
_«r at the window hole. Finally she rant of the use of Iron. Their fishing the act really hinders tbe proper work will attack you and then desert yon.
Implements
were
long
spears,
fashion
Ing of tbe throat muscles that would
ame to tbe door and, after blinking
You can't conquer the cat. You can’t
ncertalnly at the fire, walked in. Two ed out of reindeer horn. They knew otherwise act properly In carrying tbe make it work.—New York World.
no
other
method
of
procuring
fire
than
pill
down
the
throat
uba followed her. Tbe old bear pres
A similar condition is that of a mu
ently upset the pan of milk on the ta- that of rubbing two pieces of wood to
English Weights and Measures.
'le, and the cubs began to lap it up gether. They were, in short, still in slcian playing well when alone and
Other things besides fish have tbelr
tbe stage of civilization reached by our faltering in the presence of listeners
agerly.
Gunpowder,
It has been advanced that fear incon- own pecullnr measures
"I’d like a taste of that myself,” ancestors of tbe stone age.
So cut off were they from others of ventences the nervous system, causing raisins and butter are sold by tbe bar
J ’»pered.
rel. but the weight varies. A barrel of
their kind that they imagined tbelr
d I," Johnnie replied. “I’m tribe was tbe only one In tbe world the musician to fumble and tbe pill powder weighs 100 pounds, of raisins
swallower to procrastinate.—New York
pry”
112 pounds, of butter 224 pounds. You
and displayed tbe utmost astonishment World.
1 bear found the pudding when told of populous countries far to
can also buy butter by the firkin of
look a mouthful of the boil-
fifty-six pounds, while a firkin of soft
tbe south, where neither ice nor snow
Majority and Plurality.
< Jumping back with a cry
In polities the plurality is tbe great soap Is sixty-three pounds. “Stones"
k rage, she broke the pot was. The Gjoa and her crew they
are not always the same. A stone of
thought to have dropped from tbe
tt blow of her paw, and then moon, and the first Necbllll to come est of more than two numbers and Is glass Is five pounds; a "customary
also tbe excess of tbe highest number
at up on her haunches, growling and aboard felt tbe deck, mast«, boats,
stoue" Is eight pounds, tbe “legal
rhlnlng, and began to dig the pud- oars, all the while whispering to oue of rotes cast for any one candidate stone" fourteen pounds. A "fodder of
lng oat of her mouth. The cubs sat another in amazement "How much over tbe next highest number. Wbeu lead" depends upon where you buy It.
a candidate receives out of 10,000 votes
nd watched her in grave wonder.
wood there is in the moon—how very cast 4,000 and two other candidates re In London or Hull you will get only
That was too much for the children, much!”—London Standard.
ceive respectively 3.500 and 2,500. the nineteen aud a half hundredweight, in
rho burst Into laughter. Instantly the
first is elected by a plurality, though Newcastle they will give you twenty-
sar save a loud roar and rushed to
be has received less than a majority of one and a half hundredweight and In
Too Eager.
ward tbe hole with the ladder across
There Is a lady In Richmond who baa tbe whole vote, and he is said to have Derby twenty-two and a half.—Loudon
Mrs. Strong gave hurried orders:
Globe.
In her employ a darky servant of a a plurality of 500 votes. If tbe num
“Get me a pole, Frank, quick! Now,
bers are 0,000, 3.000 and 1.000. the ma
most curious disposition.
at another. Punch her if she tries to
Look For th« Pearls.
"Did tbe postman leave any letters, jority is 2.000 and the plurality is
limb up. Be careful. Don't fall
Do you know that perhaps within a
Lily?” the mistress asked on one occa 3,000. A majority, therefore, must be
trough.”
sion on returning from a call in the more than half the entire vote cast stone's throw of your suburban home
Tbe baby, awakened by the noise, be- neighborhood.
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and a candidate's majority is. then, the pearls may be found. Sara Savage
m to wail, and Mrs. Strong soothed ■
“.here ain't nutbin' but a postal difference between the number of votes Miller bns an article In Suburban Life
Im with one hand while with the card,
he received and tbe combined number on “Fresh Water Pearl Fishing.” She
ma'am,” said Lily.
>1* in
ther she warded off tbe
“Who is it from?" asked the mistress of votes cast for all other candidates; says that almost every stream and
Mr.
little girl clung crying to
craftily.
his plurality la the difference between pond throughout tbe United States
skirts, but tbe boys each
“ 'Deed. I don't know, ma'am." said bis own number and tbe number re contains one or more varieties of mus
le and prodded tbe bear
Lily, with an air of entire Innocence.
celved by the candidate nearest to him sels In which pearls are found and tells
rungs of the ladder. Tbe
“Well, any one that sends me a mes
of a carpenter of Pnteraon. N. J , who
lly shuffled off toward the
sage on a postal card 1» either very
Timid About Bathing.
found a magnificent pink pearl weigh
tilled down the blanket
stupid or impertinent” suggested tbe
Archibald Colquboun relates that ing ninety-three grains In the waters
to shreds; then she went
lady of the bouse.
“there Is a strong prejudice In Nica of Notch Brook. It was bought by Tif
by her cubs.
"Excuse me, ma’am." said Lily, with raguu against bathing and even wash fany & Co. for $1,500 and later was
e!” Johnnie said.
“Do
dignity, "but that ain't no way to talk ing while on a journey and for some sold to the Empress Eugenie. Since
'11 come back, mother?”
'bout yo' own mother!”—Philadelphia days afterward. The dust is not wash then It has been known as tbe famous
he will, son, but we can
Ledger.
ed off tbe face for some days after ar Queen pearl.
if we keep awake.”
rival, especially if tbe traveler has come
to sleep!” groaned John-
Population of Earth.
from tbe Tierras calientes’ (hot coun
Ho That Keep« His Lawn Well.
hungry!”
Tbe population of the entire earth I* try, or lower region), for a too sudden
Show me the man whose lawn Is In
, the silent wait In the
around 1.000.000,000. Of this number, opening of tbe pores of the skin will good condition year by year and I will
loft made them all
Agla has over half, 850.000,000; Africa. certainly produce fever, according to show you one whose wife did well to
before the bear returned
127.000,000; North America, 120,000,- popular belief. Tbe people of Nicara get him.
knew by the!r heavy
000; South America. 45.000.000; Austra gua. according to Rquler, ‘are general
For let me tell yn. fv'ruds and fel
iat the children were
lasia. 5.000,000; Europe, 380,000,000; ly scrupulously clean in their persons, low travelers to the tomb, there are
was near midnight when polar regions, 300,000. There are no
tbs
except when traveling, and then
more sticks and bones, clothespins and
e In and renewed her et
means of estimating tbe increase la use of water la prohibited.’"
crooked wires upon a lawn, noratio,
ch the left Mrs. Strong the earth's population, owing to tbe
than are dreamt of in our philosophy.
sharply with her pole, and
paucity of statistics and tbe compara
Th« Agriculturist's Vi«w.
And be that cheerfully endures ihe
roar that brought the boys tively recent date at which any sort
Two farmers on a visit to Liverpool slams upon the bread basket that the
of statistics were possible But It Is stood upon tbe platform of a railway lawn mower bands blm when Its cut
1 only half awake. Johnnie safe to say that from now on. owing
station, when a lady passed dressed In ters clog possesses more than Chris
the loft His foot slipped
to the spread of science tbe human In th* height of fashion.
tian fortitude—it mounts up to flfty-
ween tbe poles, and as he crease will be greater than ever before.
“Tbeer, Jim,” said on*, “what do you tude.—Eugene Wood Its. S«q-ybody’s
e spread apart Down he New York American.
think of that, lad?”
Magazine.
i room with tbe bear and
Jim looked st her for ■ minute and
be bear did not see blm
then said, “Ay, Tom, It’s bad ground
Dodges the Germs.
Locating tha Bar.
faced about at tbe noise
“I understand that your neighbor that take* so much top dressing!’’—
A grimy looking stranger entered
ward him.
Liverpool Mercury.
Jinks
has
a
deadly
fear
of
microbes
a hotel. “Where's the bar?" be askad
ish, Mrs. Strong brought
of Pat. who was standing at the door.
on the nearest cub and and takes every possible precaution to
Fats.
“What kind of bar?" asked th* lat-
i the floor. ' The bear avoid infection."
“My good man, bow did you come ter.
“That's true. He won’t even read a
•ue her squealing oft-
"Why. refreshment bar, of conr**t
ink drew bis brother up book or article If be thinks It contains to be In prison?"
"Fate, I guess, ma'am.”
any germs of thought"— Baltimore
What do you suppose I mean?”
iharmed.
"Fate? I don't understand you.”
“Well,” drawled PaL with a twinkle.
to herself could have American.
“Well, you see. It must have been or "I didn't know but you might mean *
old bear's courage like
dained that somebody would be in this bar of soap.*—London Answers.
Her Odd Way.
her cub, and although
Giles—My wife Is a queer woman. cell when you came along asking fool
» slouched tn aud out of
Giles — Ye*.
Why, I questions, end of course I bad to be
Keep Tsnnis Balls Dry.
i made no further at- Mlles — Indeed!
Tennis balls can be preserved In una
i the loft As it grew when she has occasion to d-ive a tack
ble shape for an Indefinite length of
■ong, watching through she uses a hammer instead of a hair
Hew 8h« Knew.
time If they are kept almolutely dry.
tbe wall, saw her lead brush.- Chicago News.
Nan—When young Mr. Gayman was They lose their resiliency and become
n the clearing Into the
Introduced to me tbe other day I •'dead'' before they are worn out for
Far Enough.
thought be sserned painfully embar tbe reaaLn that dampness decomposes
“Does your wife make yoor money
•he thought It safe »he
rassed.
the rubber.—Popular Mechanic».
ler and the family came jo far?"
Fen—He didn't seem so to me. but on
"I Judge so. None of it has ever
w no more of the bear.
f
looking him ap in tbe commercial dl-
8trong came home he roiue back that I know of.“—Buffalo
The Herd Knocks.
rectorie* I found bo was.—Boston
i secure with a door Express.
"Tills old world at liest is only an
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wood slabs and hong
anvil end life a sort of Plutonian
— Youth'« Compan-
blacksmith, that with varying blows,
Seeking te Be Exact.
strikes os Into form The lilnw that
"My grandpa bad a perplexity fit borts ns most may ah-ipe ns txnt”
yesterday.” said small Dorothy.
"I'erplaxfty fitr echoed little Clark*.
He neither forgives
The head, like the stomach. la mnet
you to forgive your
"You mean a parallel stroke, don't easily Infected with poison when It la
you?"—Stray Storlee.
Hard Shaw.
empty.—Jean Paul Ilk bier.
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Difference in Working Hours. I
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The drunkard will have none of me
The heavy drinker says “no” when my
name is mentioned
The man who craves rough—strong
whiskey passes me by
All this is as it should be as I myself
would wish it. I am not for them
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W. J. Van Schuyver & Go., General Agenta
Portland, Oregon
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A Fuel
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Some housewives who
IS CALION
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ALL com*
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WILL CD/E
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WATER
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pat
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end probably you can stick a pen
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l i a useless waite of fuel In an old, worn-out stove or range—and that’s
i:<-r.'ier practical economy nor good management.
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Great Majestic
Malleable and D
A
Charcoal Iron KSillgf?
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Outwears Three Ordinary Ranges
Zl /• rA«
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Iron can’t break, anil while the first
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Movable Copper Reservoir
The reservoir Is all coptsar, heated
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Half The Fuel
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will remain air tight forever «.<• neither
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