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TILLAMOOK HEADLlG-ßT, JUNE 8. 1911
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Complete set of Abstract Books
iu office. Taxes paid for non­ One of the Legacies of the French
Residents.
Revolution.
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Whether the Son of Louie XVI. and
Marie Antoinette Wee Murdered or
Died or Wae Spirited Away le •n
Enigma Without a Solution.
Every healthy minded man or worn-
m loves a mystery, aud. furtutiately
for tbe world, history has provided
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one or two problems which have been
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worn threadbare without revealing
tbelr secrets. Among these is tbe fate
Q-EORGE WILLETT »
of tbe nlne-year-old son of Louis XVI.
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aud Marie Autoiuette. which Mme.
Louise Latour recently dealt with In
A ttorney - at -L aw .
a lecture in London.
A child Judicially murdered or else
Next to Tillamook County
spirited away, another substituted for
Bank,
him to die and to be burled under a
false name, tbe people wbo reported of
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these things silenced or poisoned, tbe
period of events comparatively recent
T. H. GOYNE,
—tbe story sounds incredible, but It
rests on a basts of established fact
The dauphin, a delicate child of nine,
A ttorney - at -L aw .
was removed from his mother and
Office : Opposite Court House, friends and given to tbe care of Simon,
tbe brutal savetier, and bls wife.
After this all remains obscure except
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that while the boy was I d their care
tbe Simons gave up tbelr post—In it­
self rather strange, as it was a lucra­
T. BOALS, M.D.,
tive one—and on the day of tbe change
of residence the substitution is sup­
posed to have taken place. I11 the even
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, Ing a child In bed wns shown to the
emissaries of the convention, and the
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next morning be was removed to a
smaller room with the door nailed up,
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the only air coming In by the grille
through which his food wns passed.
So he remained until he beennie so ill
g
M. KERRON,
that Dr.' Dessaulf. who had often l>een
to Versailles In tbe old days, was sum­
moned to attend hlpi and was amazed
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, to
find a scrofulous and dying boy.
"Ce n’est pas le petit dsuphln!”
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(“That Is not the little l>Htipliln!’T he
blurted out Imprudently, aud 11 day or
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Oregon.
two later he died by poison.
Other doctors were brought who
were unacquainted with the royal chil­
J~^R. I. M. SMITH,
dren. and tbe child died and wns bur­
led I d bis assumed character. He Is
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, generally supposed to have been a lad
called Gombeau. and bls mother was
Office over J. A. Todd & Co..
actually seen by people In America,
Tillamook. Ore.
where she admitted tbe wickedness of
having sold her dying son when she
was in a condition of extreme poverty.
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La femme Simon talked, but her
words were discredited by the authori­
ties, wbo declared she was drunken
and garrulous. Nevertheless, on her
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, deathbed she confessed to a priest and
a nurse that a substitute bad been put
in tbe dauphin's place.
BAY CITY, OREGON.
Such are tbe historical facts as re­
lated by Mme. Latour, and to account
for them two theories have been de­
R. BEALS,
duced. says a writer in tbe ixiudon
Times. Tbe first. In which Mme. I .a
tour believes, was that tbe dauphin
REAL ESTATE,
was Judicially murdered by Slmou tn
the temple and tbe dylug Gombeau
F inancial A gent ,
put In his place to hide lhe crime from
tbe world
Of tbe second, that the
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child escejied alive from bls prison,
many people are strenuous supporters
8ome of them descrilie tbe course of
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P- J- SHARP,
events thus: Gombeau was brought
Into the temple on the day of the de-
tnenagement tn n large ch rd I his rd
RESIDENT DENTIST,
horse glveu ostensibly as a souvenir to
Office across the street froir th« the royal prisoner by the femme KI
mon. while tbe dauphin was carried
Court House.
out by the woman In a big basket of
dirty linen
Others declare that tlie
Dr. Wise’s office
prince wns actually kept hidden In a
garret In Ibe temple until tbe sulistl
8ARCHET,
tute died, more than s year laier.
he was taken out In a coffin with
•- . The Fashionable Tailor a when
false bottom, tbe body of Gumbeaii
being burled In lhe most
Cieauing, Pressing and Repair­ Tbla theory bus had 1 wo startling
confirmations.
A small lortin filled
ing a Specialty.
with psfier and stones was Hctuslly
found In Ibe cemetery of 1st Madeleine,
Store in Heins Photographic and General d’Antllgne. Iuiprl«oiie<1 In
tbe temple In 1NU1 and allowed to re
Gallery.
Here the tedium of hl* ronfineiiient l>y
L and O fficb B vbinbbr
I'boo, A. luOV gardening, was digging In the moat
when he found tbe ntx-offined skeletoo
A SPBCIALTT.
a child
ROWING & COWINC of But.
na Mme Mtour asked If the
dauphin escaped alive Into the world
LAWYERS
where did he go? No fewei than
thirty pretenders, one a negro, at dif
fereot times have declared themselves
tbe eon of Ixxile XVI. end Marie An
PORTLAND, OREGON
toinette. The two who attracted mom
disciples were tbe One de Richemont
IçjRS. ALICIA PHELP8 and “Nanndorc." With regard to lhe
latter. It was against him ibat be did
not come forward ontll be wes thirty
years of age and be could not «peek
GRADUATE NURSE,
• word of French Mme. Latoor added
that be married a middle class wife
MRS. PAGE’S HOUSE, and was an excellent watch maker, con­
sequently unlike what lhe heir of a roy-
TILLAMOOK,
ORE al line ought te be. Obvtonsly the speak­
er bad forgotten fronts Seize and his
paaslon for making and mending locks.
Next to the Post Office.
Style.
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THE MIND CURE
A ttorney - at -L aw
O rkgon .
John B. Langley
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SURPRISED THE HIGHLANDERS
Don’t Worry. Eat ano Sleep Right ana
Live For a Century.
Thousands of sick and afflicted are
daily told by their . physicians
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change their diet and keep the stomach
free from Indigeatible food. This we
admit to lie good advice, but far great
er is the usefulness of advice to
change your thoughts, for out of n de
filed mind proceeds a corrupt and dis-
| eased body.
Tbe body quickly res| onds to every
impulse and impresslou of tbe mind,
and one rarely if ever sees a person
with a contented mind thin, anaemic
and suffering with neurasthenia aud
its train of nervous aud gastric symp
toms, if it were not for the worry,
discontent aud abnormally strenuous
life that characterize the jieople of
this age the specialist on nervous and
i mental diseases would have to discover
ways to obtalu a livelihood other thau
catering to tbe whims and fancies of a
veritable army of perverts.
As paradoxical as it may seem. 1
candidly and deliberately proclaim
that 80 per cent of all the Inhabitants
of tbe world now living under fifteen
years of age could live and enjoy bet
ter health until they have passed the
century mark In age If It were possible
to Instruct them concerning the proper
observance of those unchangeable laws
of health, bygleue and physiology. We
are often admonished to give up alco­
holic stimulants, tobacco aud coffee It
we desire to become even octogena
ria ns.
While 1 admit that tills Is
essential, yet I consider the observance
of three other rules more conducive to
longevity, as follows: Never worry and
never become angry; eat slowly snd
regularly; obtain at least ten hours
sleep out of every twenty four, for In
this age of progress and acblevemenl.
when everf one is making strenuous
efforts to excel his neighbor tn obtain
itig knowledge, wealth nnd Influence
ten hours’ shs'p Is barely sufficient to
restore equilibrium to an exhausted
sensorltun.
And for the man that wandereth out
of the way of understanding und wor
rles through n miserable existence,
never quite satisfied with any one or
anything, we shall soon number him
with the congregation of the dead — L
Herbert Ijinler in Medical Fortnightly.
BONES OF THE EAR.
Little 8tlrrup When Displaced
Causes Noise« In the Head.
Vibrations of the eardrum are com
muniented to the Inner ear by means
of three exceedingly small bones, one
of which Is called the stirrup. When
this particular little bone Is displaced,
however slightly, tbe patient hears
sounds which are subjective, or, to
use plainer terms, noises confined ex­
clusively to tbe auditory apparatus
and not heard by others. These sounds
frequently seem like wind whistling
through a crevice or a buzzing such na
one hears when punning under a net­
work of wires on a windy day. Other
sounds of similar subjective origin are
classified as musical. They take the
form of ringing bells, trumpet blasts,
organ uotes nnd tbe piping of birds.
Still another form conveys to the pa­
tient sounds such as frogs make ns
they alt on logs and like the shouts of
a crowd nt a baseball game.
Or. Marage, n famous French nurlst.
recently laid before the Academy of
Sciences In I’arls the results of till*
study of h thousand cases of this geo
era I sort. He hna found that the fieri <■«
of the ear in certain cases mitliitnlnod
the conducting position which they ns
sumed when they transmitted the
sound of a ringing bell or like sound,
aud. like an electric button out of
position, kept the bell vibrations from
being Interrupted Other sounds were
produced hr the persistent excitation
'/t the auditory nerve neuters
High
frequency electrlcnl currents nnd vl
brntory mnssoge have been used by
lending specialists In the treatment of
ear troubles I* thrne several conditions,
and the results have been encouraging
-New York World.
Th«
Wrong End First.
An old ludlatia Justice of the pear«
after llateulng for two long days to
the evidence pro and con In a criminal
case, wound up his decision upon the
conflicting testimony by saying that ho
had grave doubts as to the guilt of the
prisoner, but. whereas when a law
student he had read In Blackstone that
it was better that ninety nine Innocent
men should tie pnulshed Ihsn that on.
guilty man should escape, therefore ha
would find the prisoner guilty.—Jill
ton’s “Funny Hide of I’olltics.”
Clasp Telle at They Paes.
Among tbe peculiarly tailed flsbee
tba eea horses are alone In having tbs
tail prehensile. With It they anchor
tbemselvee to eea weed aud other
things In strong currents, for they ara
poor swimmer* As two of these Inter­
esting creatures meet they may clasp
tails for a moment and then pees on.
aa If they bad wished each other well.
—London flpectetor.
And Then the You—g Boers Surprised
Their Own General.
Ignorance Is not bliss <»■ the battle­
field When the South African war be­
gan the Boers. brave fighters though
they were, lost many an advantage
through almost childish simplicity In
the nit of war. Mr. Howard C. illllo-
giis. In bls “Boers In War.’ gives a*
incident of this trait.
While fighting at Magersfonteln a
uumlier of youthful Beers. In Ibis their
first battle, allowed a hundred high­
landers to approach to wttbln a abort
distance of tbe treueb wherein the
Boers were concealed. They then
sprang out, calling "Hands up!"
Tbe highlanders, completely sur­
prised. threw down fbetr arms and ad­
vanced. holding tbelr bands above their
heads. One of tbe young Boers ap­
proached them, scratched his head In
perplexity and (aid to bls friends.
“What shall we do with them?" After
a consultation they allowed tbe high­
landers to return to their column.
When the young Boers arrived at
the Boer laager, laden with tbe cap­
tured rifles, tbelr general asked them
why they did not bring their prisoners.
The youths looked at each other, and
one of them sheepishly replied:
"We did not know that they were
wanted.”
It was not the lads, however, who
always made the mistake*. One old
Boer, on viewing for the first time a
company of highlanders In the dis­
til nee. refused to Are. Insisting that It
was a iierd of ostriches, and he per­
suaded all the burghers In the trenches
near him that they were ostriches, and
nothing but ostriches.
BANKS “LOAN” MONEY,
They Don’t “Lend** It, Becnuie It I« ■
Business Transaction.
Why I m It blinking hoiixpa always
"loan" I heir linge riiiiih of money,
never by »my rim nee ‘Meiid” tllelu?
"I.etui" is the true verb, will'« "loan”
w:i- exclusively the noun How came
It nisnit that "to lonu" has uniformly
supplanted "to lend?"
The purists make n great fuss about
this They insist Ilin! the stupid nnd
uutiinght finniicinl world lias foisted
upon the language >1 substantive verb
when no new verb was needisl. when
the ancient mid established usage was
fired I11 the signification of "to lend.”
But prior to the modern development
of business enterprise when money
was lent It wns bestowed upon the bor­
rower either for temporary use with­
out compensation, as n mark of favor
or patronage, or by the professional
money lender who, tnklng advantage
of persons in eztremltles of need, de­
manded usurious Interest. This Anglo-
Saxon verb today retains Its snclent
connotation. When It was coined the
productive powers of money were un­
known. and the wealth of rich men
wns locked up for safely and kept out
of the channels of commerce.
Nowadays, by devices of credit and
rapid Intercommunication. It Is kept
constantly working In productive en­
terprises. Immense loans are made, no
louger to relieve tbe necessitous aud the
Improvident, but to stimulate Indus­
try nnd to ennble the borrower a« well
ns the loaner 1« reap « profit In Ills
transactions Money la “loaned” tn this
sense It Is not lent—New York Times.
Her <«nd of Economy.
Persons who hud heard the msn de­
clare many times that unless he could
dud a truly economical woman he
would never marry binghed cynically
at the siiiioiiiieeiueiit of his engage-
men I to a woman who had figured In a
thirty dollar tun eplsi-de
"Surely." said bls friends von d"t» t
consider s woman wlio buys thirty
dollar huts truly economical?"
"I do.” said the iiinti
“Just r ’-nil
the circumstances
she «a« ft'Mlitl
lying in a faint In s millinery More»
anleruom with 12110 In cash mid it hill
for a thirty dollar hat 111 her iss-kel-
book
I claim that any woman who
will [iay only »30 for s lull «bell »In»
has ?2bo m cold cash In her pi» kef-
book Is economical Io lhe core mid I
mu going to marry her"—New lurk
Times
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The Pules Best.
Th« readiest and mac Meet r*tf tin's
of tine 1« the pole« Itral. Il 1« «mi >»
know that th« human ptilae lieal lennt
exactly sixty to the minute That la
one of the faulty dlsurrHtigeinvuie of
life. But it comes pretty clo~»e And
the rough and ready calculator of the
time lietween the flash of lightning
and the thunder depend« on his pulae
when ho cannot eee hfa wst' h To the
ordinary man a second tn a pulae beet.
London Chronicle.
Real ■aperieneo.
“Frlend.” bogan tbe atrolllag pbllo»
e*ter, “do yon know enythlng abont
tbe pursuit of happioeaef
'Ougbt te.” cbeekled tbe rural rou
atable as be tillad Me nxoolh «ttk t»
boceo “Calcúlate I haré cbaaed more
etoptng conplee thao aoy man lo tbla
aertíos “-Chicago New*.
Newel Arithmetic.
Teacher-How many do two and
rtiree make? Acboolboy —About forty,
air. Teacher— Absurd' lluw do yon
make that oat? Whoolboy WHI. dad
Went fishing last Munday end rangtit
two big Bell, thru three tittle ones, end
when my unde asked him bo* masy
be had caught be said. ’About fortyf”
— London Answer*.
A 0<fL
"1 regard conversation ae a gift.” re
marked the etixlloue «orna».
“It uaually I«,“ replied Miss Cay­
enne “If people had te pay for N
there won Id he muck lees of It.*-
Baatolngto* Mac.
Velue et • ilsnc,
leech hi «tirer.' fl*jre I h» l»>«idlng
bouse phlhMopher, “but m ele e rig nt-
ly u-u-d le «hui makes aoi.h*n wed­
ding« posai ble.’’—Toledo fl Pi de