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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JULY 7. 1910. ARTISTIC JAPAN. HUMOR OF THE HOUR Not Now, but It May Be— That the high cost of living la due te the general -wave of uplift that has been sweeping over this land for sev eral years past. That when tbe aeroplane Is Anally perfected tbe man higher up may be Induced to come down and let us see wbat be looks like. That tbe American belresa Is an In vention of a faraeeing nature to Oil In those arid financial spots where tbe Lord la unable* to provide. That there la a girl somewhere who after you have-kissed her oo oue cheek will turu tbe other to you. but she la not easy to And. That there Is a lesson In scientlAc optimism In the case oi tbe average small boy wbo regards tbe mumps not as an affliction, but as an achievement. That the wise man meets trouble with a smiling face, but even at that It is hardly necessary to Invite him in to meet your Wife and children. That speech Is silver, but It Is Just as well, after all. when you are mak ing it speech to a hostile crowd to have a few copper» lu tbe ball to malutaln order. That Caesar’s last words were “Kt tu. Brute." hut It la a pretty safe bet that be Interpolated an "Owch!” or two lu Its Ijitln equivalent before giv ing up tbe gboat. That Old Mother Hubbard went to tbe cupboard to get her t>oor dog a bone, but I be ebances are that under tbe stress of circumstances she sold tbe animal to tbe butcher to be used as a sprlug lamb until the bard times were over. That, as tbe philosopher has wild, :“llfe Is just one blamed thing after Another.” but the trouble is that there are so many blamed thing» after tbe same thing.—Harper's Weekly. The Eternal Feminine. Her dearest friend sighed softly. “And you are not worried about your busband?" “Of course I'm horribly worried." : “You know bow be attracts other women?' "Yes. yes." , "Some of your best friends too.” , “1 know. I know." , “And wbat are you going to do about ■r “Wbat can I do? If be wasn't con- lldered attractive l'd feel awfully hurt. If no woman except myself ever look- rd upon blm admiringly I'd know I bud drawn a matrimonial lemon. And. ■ hlle It drives me wild to see those Jroinro smile upon blm. It would tie Maddening If tbey coldly passed blm by I want him to be admired, and I ^ate It too. So wbat can I do but Imlle and suffer?"—Cleveland Plain Dealer. » Demanded by the Trade. “Papa, bow often have I told you lot to say *1 seen you' “Now. ye look a here. Maggie." In- ecru pt cd Uncle Charlie Beaver, laying lown bls knife and fork, “maybe you rill make your livin' by good gram Bar and higher eddecatlon. but your na and me air Jest obliged to take B summer boarders, and tbey demand b' dialect If tbey pay our rate». So khat I say goes. aee. whether she's trammatlc or not."-Puck. I R .lea of Harmony Prevail In Evan the Humblast Homes. By fur the greatest ebarm of Japsu aud her people Iles not only lu tbe fact that tbe urttsta know the secret of the most wonderful carrljiga, cast ings. wood and metal work, silken brocades and tapestries, exquisite cloi sonnes uud porcelain», things for tbe fortunate few. but also tn tbe further and more Important fact that the dally life of tbe poor is surrounded, permeated. Interfused by taste and re tluemeul. Eveu tbe workmen In tbelr gardens and homes are dully using tasteful domestic Implements wbh-li are the outgrowth of tbe thought and needs of tbe people Tbe designs aud proportions of tbe humblest bouses, exterior» and Inte riors. are settled for all time by cer tain rules of harmony; tbe dress of the peusant Is uot left to possible hideous Individual cupri e, but follows estali llstied callous of color, cut aud usage; tbe garden, however small, tbe fpnep or paling that walls It In. tbe roof over the well, over the gate, I be greiit lantern that hangs by the door. the bucket lu which water Is fetched and I he bamlHHi dipper from which It Is I toured, the brunxe brazier for coal», tbe ten service—all these and a thou saud more details of daily life are ar ranged sccordlng to a pattern which irny be very old. but wbl. b. as a re suit, adds Immeasurably to the satis faction of life. And yet Ja|mnese craftsmen, while bolding hard l>y tradltlou. have not failed to add to tbelr work tbe subtle tom b of itersonallly. lu the motifs of tbelr delicately Impressionist le and symbolical designs Is constantly seen tbelr reverence for tbe early inasteni and ns constantly Is |s*rcelred the in dividual variation which prevents each place of work from having a dupli cate—M L. Wakeuiau Curtis In Crufts man. HE FIXED THE DEED. A Judge Who Had Small Regard For Logal Quibbles. Theophilus Harrington, a Vermont judge lu Hie early part of the Inst cen tury. wns » mnu who loved the right and cared little for mere legal qnlb bllug “If Justice controls your ver did,“ he would ofteu s»y to the Jury, “you will not mix» tbe geuernl princi ple« of the law.” At one trial when tbe possession of a farm wns In quesliou the defeudaut offered a dei-d of tbe premises. Io which the plalutlff'» lawyer. Daniel Chipiuiiu. objected because It had no sea I. “But your client sold the land, was paid for It anti »Igued tbe deed, did lie not?” asked Hie Judge. “That make» u<> difference." said Chipman. “Th* deed has uo seal aud cannot lie admitted In evidence." “Is there nuythlng else the matter wltb tbe deed?" asked tbe Judge. “1 don't know that there la." . “Mr Clerk.” »aid tbe Judge, “give me a wafer aud a three cornered piece of pnper." The clerk obeyed, and tbe Judge de liberately made and atllxed tbe Heal. “There. Brother CUlpmau.' " said be. "tbe deed Is all right Dow. It may be put lu evidence, A man is not going to be cheated out of bis farm lu this court when there Is a whole box of wafers ou Ibe clerk's desk." “Tbe court will give tue an excep tlou?" pleaded the couusel. “The court will do uo such answered tbe Judge, aud be kept word.—Exchange. A Multiplicity, I Ardycs had been learning to sing ^America" at school and was trying u teach It to her brother Wayne. Oue horning bls father beard him sbout- » British Election Tactics. hg. "Land where my papa died, land British electioneering tactic» have ybere my pa ph died." cbauged. Electors are no longer kid Ard.vce interrupted. “Ob. no. Wayne, ua|s*d aud forced to lose tbe isill. Tbe lot that way. It Is ‘Laud where our mluor details of tbe campaign, how •there died.' “ ever. re ma I u tbe same Mr 1-abou Wayne's expression could not be de- cbete. for Instance, lu his fight for rribed as be tipped bis bead sidewise Windsor lu tbe seventies cau caused md in a very surprised tone gravely six hours each day for a mouth, kissed gked. “Two of ’em?"-Dellneator. liable», compllmeuted mothers and per sunded fathers Just as be would to day But when tbe final survey was A la Musical Comedy. Trotter—During my travels In Italy made his supporters fouud that every was captured, bound and gagged by thing depended oo balf a doxen voters And here »replied In tbe diplomat. Our ■nd Its. Miss Homer—How romantic! Were Tory wbo went to fish lu a punt was key anything like the bandits In tbe kept lu the middle of tbe river uutll bl» vote was useless Another aged •era? Trotter—No. Indeed: tbe gags they and decrepit Tory waa kept In the aed were all new.—Newark Standard. house by valm being put to run at lilm whenever be tried le Iseue from bis door. Tbe Liberals won. but tbe Anything but That. ‘You'ru a liar and a thief and a Tories petitioned successfully. tundrel!" No Bontimant. 'Anything else?" At a literary aud scleullOe gat baring 'I can't think of anything else right a learned Greek scholar got Into cou versatlott with one of the leading I banks I was afraid you were go to say I waa stupid "-Birmingham mathematicians of tbe day and appar ently found a ready listener He gave ► Herald. again nod again exquisite line» from Homer from tbe original, and tbe Sonorous words rolled off hl* tongue In line style. After awhile, noticing that his audience, tbe man of figure» made oo remark, he paused sud said lu a queatloalng too* of wonder: “Of course you think those lit»»» mas terty. do you not r "Certainly.” aald tbe matbematk-lan “but wbat do they prover an *id I STRONG PULSE BEATS. T BO»T’ • A ttornky - at -L aw Case» In Which They Arc Perceptible ta the Eye. “It la not sin h au uncommon thing.” said a physician, “to find a person whose pulse I nuts can tie plainly seen, and yet I eUpiawr there are but few outside of the profession who realise the fact In nsmt persons the beat of tbe pulse ennuol be perceived. but tbe mere fact Hull the liestiug la |>ercepti- ble does not meuu that tbe pulse la other than normal I hare come ncrosa a number of cases where the throbbing of tbe wrist could lie plainly seeu. aud yet the |>en>oua rarely gave evidence of abnormality In tein|>ornture. They were rarely feverish and were In »:<««, physical coiidltlou generally l*ulsee of thia kind from thia view, which Is based u|am actual observations of cases. d<> uot Indicate anything more than mi abnormal physical condition In the formation of the wrist veins. “I have met with *>ue case which wns possibly a little extraordinary lu that It was plainer aud much more distinct than any I Ipid ev«r seen before. It could almost l>e beard. Tbe artery would rise to a fsilut almost as large as tbe ball of the little linger of a child aud would change from the white of the skin to a blood purple with each l«ent of the pulse. I found It easy to omul the pulse Iwata without touching the patients wrist. I could see plainly enough to keep the record, and In order not to err lu my cah ula tlon I tested It lu several wavs and found It was correct aud that there was no mistake lu my counting with the naked eye.” TILLAMOOK IGE and COLD STORAGE CO Complete set of Abstract Books make a specialty Office opposite Post Office. Roth phonet. MANUFACTURING Obsysd Instructians. Mr. D»bba was still out at i a. m. Unable to wait calmly any louger. Mrs Dabbs began pacing tbe hall. She had gone back and forth about thirty- seven times when sb* beard a tbump at tbe hack door. She walked back aDd peered through the glans. It waa Mr. Dabbs, all rigbt. He seemed to bar* fallen In lb* mud two or three times. Kb* let blm In and ateadted him uli sts Irs. “Wby did yon com* to tbe liack door?" she asked. He collected bls fugitive wlta before be »unwered "There la a sign tn front which says that all |i*<-kages must be delivered al the rear." be aaM.—8t. Loot* i’uat-Dl» patch. Why Turkish Woman Ga Veiled. Turkish women du not wear veils because <>f tbelr religion, as many sup pone. It Is merely tbe survival of au old custom. When the Turks si III lived lu Tartar?, before the time of Mohn inmed. II waa tbe bahlt of tbe uieu to steal aoeb women for wire« aa attracted them. This led to no much fighting that about the oecood century after Christ tbe Turks came i,-gel tier and decided that henceforth the w«e men should go relhsl and »hoiinl not meet men but duel! In harems, as soon as tbey arrived at wumaobmat which was at about eleven years of age-Mrs Kenneth Brown In Metro- polltan Magaxine ice C arl haberlach , Storing all kinds of Perish ATTORNBY-ATLAW, S>eut*rher jkbuokat. able Articles Office aero«« the «trect and north hewn tbe Putt Office. We also make Mokatil Pure pood Ice Cream FORGE WILLETT, It’s all Cream, Cold and Suu«et A ttorney - at -L aw . Plant : Cornar 1st and 3rd Avenue Next to Tillamook County Bank, T illamook - O regon TIÜÜRMOOK. OREGON H. GOYNE, A ttornky - at L aw . HARNESS, COLLARS, etc. You Use Them. We Sell Them. Office : Opposite Court House, T illamook , O regon T. Bl'ALS, M.D., PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, W. A.'WILLIAMS & CO., TILLA MUOK. Office- Olvon Building. Next Door to Tillamook County Bank. Kesiiiruce : Mrs. Weiss' house, west of Mrs. Walker's. g The Best Hotel THE ALLEN HOUSE, M. KERRON, SURGEON, PHYSICIAN & J. P. ALLEN, PfOpfi«tori. Headquarters for Travelling Men. B uilding . C oncrktk Tillutncolt, Oiegon Special Attention paid to Tourists. A First Class Table. R. I. M. SMITH, Comfortable Beds and Accommodation PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, 8®®®8®33®®@@®®®®88®8®8®88® $ EYES AND TEETH. £ míiohí venr on tqienil I fron» from $5.txi tí» to JUH.OI) fw»r per year on ami think nothing of it. Which would you prefer to loo«e . Voti Y'pu vmir teeth your YOUR EYES or YOUR TEETH T « »» s Your eye« can be looked niter from *1.00 to about *8.00, and thin will be the total expense for aliout 3 to 5 yearn, anil often u, great deni longer. Remember you can get NEW TEETH, but not NEW EYES Wbat VALUE do you place on YOUR EYES T What per cent of innurancc would you pay to keep them an good aa ut present ? Make yourself n 'Xmas, present of n pair of glnntvca? All work guaranteed to be satisfactory in every respect. _________________ 8 I $ Office over J. A. Todd ft Co.. Tillamook, Ore. ILA WK, SURGEON, PHYSICIAN A BAY CITY, OREGON R. BEALS, Dr. Henry E. Morris. REAL EriTAl’E, F inancial A gknt . Tillamook, Oregon R. A. 1). PERKINS, RESIDENT DENTIST. C. S. Atkinson. Office In Sturgeon's Building. All Work Guaranteed. TILLAMOOK McCormick a MOWERS and ])R RAKES, Osborne Tidders, STUDEBAKER, WAGONS AND P. J. SHARP, DE.4TIST, Office across the street fro»- the Court House. Dr. Wi»e’» office. HARULIET, I . The FHgbioiiable Tailor. GRAIN WHITE RIVER FLOUR Th« Best Bread OREGON RESIDENT BUGGIES, C.eajing, F’rt mí ng and Repair ing a Specialty. Sto*r in Heins Photographic Gallery. Maker cn th« Market L as » OrlKI RcsisMs I hoss A. lutti * »r»CiAi.vv. QOWIKO C, S. ATKINSON, COW INC A LAWYERS B oon 3.T4 Wotcmia Hi T mibm ami » O ak wtbkktb . Both Phones, Room N««t to th« fj H Land O<H>*. • PiiRiLAND. OREHON. ^/£RS. ALICIA PHELPS, A eyntrul oM burkes* who firmly brileeea that all women hare some th leg Io aay ow ad subj*> -ta recently waked a “Wefl. this qoe* ••MM*: To wbk-h tbe lady “SU. I bold my t 1 Tillamook Iron Works 4 4 General Machinists A Blacksmiths ____________________________ < Boiler Work, U«rr's Work aid Heavy Forgi«*. Flaw Na<'toi«e Work a Npeelalty. riLLAMOOK r*. Taxes paid for non- Residents. and THE ARTIST WON. His Nerve and Hie Drawing Combined Made the Editor Meek. The etllli* had given the artist au order to Illustrate the story aud bad drawn a rough diagram of the kind of sketch he wanted It must show a deer vaulting In a high leap over a clump of bushes. The artist rend the manuscript, made the picture and sent It In. It was well dour. Tbe deer wns a niaenltlceui fellow, with a puir of sutlers that tbe most ambitious buck might well In* proud of. Tbe editor took oue look at tbe drawing and then In disgust returned It to the artist, with a letter stating that the figure must be redrawn because “tbe story plainly «tales that the buck was n yearling, consequently he would have had only spike bonis and not the kind of antlers you have depicted." Tbe artist was not. however, dis mayed. lie stood pnt for antlers. With courage born of Immovable conviction be returned the drawlug uualtered to the editor and wired him: "«ompoal- tlon demands antlers. Change manu script to 'three-year-old buck.’” The editor was struck so dumb hy this manifestation of uerre that lie actually took time to study tbe draw ing. He let his linaglnntlou picture the spike buck Instead of the majestic antlered lieauty aud meekly decided that the artist knew a thing or two. so the editorial blue pencil was brought Into requisition, tbe buck gain ed two years In a less uumber of mln ntea. and tbe periodical lout nothing by tbe cbauge.—New York 1‘resa. in office. OKEGON GRADUATE NURSE. MRS. PAGES TILLAMOOK, andall R HOUSE, ORE. & trow - BRIDGE, J INSURANCE. FIRE, MARINE. ACCIDENT, BONDS, Etc T illamook , O rkgom , Both Plumes.
