TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JULY 7. 1910.
ARTISTIC JAPAN.
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
Not Now, but It May Be—
That the high cost of living la due te
the general -wave of uplift that has
been sweeping over this land for sev
eral years past.
That when tbe aeroplane Is Anally
perfected tbe man higher up may be
Induced to come down and let us see
wbat be looks like.
That tbe American belresa Is an In
vention of a faraeeing nature to Oil In
those arid financial spots where tbe
Lord la unable* to provide.
That there la a girl somewhere who
after you have-kissed her oo oue cheek
will turu tbe other to you. but she la
not easy to And.
That there Is a lesson In scientlAc
optimism In the case oi tbe average
small boy wbo regards tbe mumps not
as an affliction, but as an achievement.
That the wise man meets trouble
with a smiling face, but even at that
It is hardly necessary to Invite him in
to meet your Wife and children.
That speech Is silver, but It Is Just
as well, after all. when you are mak
ing it speech to a hostile crowd to have
a few copper» lu tbe ball to malutaln
order.
That Caesar’s last words were “Kt
tu. Brute." hut It la a pretty safe bet
that be Interpolated an "Owch!” or
two lu Its Ijitln equivalent before giv
ing up tbe gboat.
That Old Mother Hubbard went to
tbe cupboard to get her t>oor dog a
bone, but I be ebances are that under
tbe stress of circumstances she sold tbe
animal to tbe butcher to be used as a
sprlug lamb until the bard times were
over.
That, as tbe philosopher has wild,
:“llfe Is just one blamed thing after
Another.” but the trouble is that there
are so many blamed thing» after tbe
same thing.—Harper's Weekly.
The Eternal Feminine.
Her dearest friend sighed softly.
“And you are not worried about your
busband?"
“Of course I'm horribly worried."
: “You know bow be attracts other
women?'
"Yes. yes."
, "Some of your best friends too.”
, “1 know. I know."
, “And wbat are you going to do about
■r
“Wbat can I do? If be wasn't con-
lldered attractive l'd feel awfully hurt.
If no woman except myself ever look-
rd upon blm admiringly I'd know I
bud drawn a matrimonial lemon. And.
■ hlle It drives me wild to see those
Jroinro smile upon blm. It would tie
Maddening If tbey coldly passed blm
by I want him to be admired, and I
^ate It too. So wbat can I do but
Imlle and suffer?"—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
»
Demanded by the Trade.
“Papa, bow often have I told you
lot to say *1 seen you'
“Now. ye look a here. Maggie." In-
ecru pt cd Uncle Charlie Beaver, laying
lown bls knife and fork, “maybe you
rill make your livin' by good gram
Bar and higher eddecatlon. but your
na and me air Jest obliged to take
B summer boarders, and tbey demand
b' dialect If tbey pay our rate». So
khat I say goes. aee. whether she's
trammatlc or not."-Puck.
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R .lea of Harmony Prevail In Evan the
Humblast Homes.
By fur the greatest ebarm of Japsu
aud her people Iles not only lu tbe
fact that tbe urttsta know the secret
of the most wonderful carrljiga, cast
ings. wood and metal work, silken
brocades and tapestries, exquisite cloi
sonnes uud porcelain», things for tbe
fortunate few. but also tn tbe further
and more Important fact that the
dally life of tbe poor is surrounded,
permeated. Interfused by taste and re
tluemeul. Eveu tbe workmen In tbelr
gardens and homes are dully using
tasteful domestic Implements wbh-li
are the outgrowth of tbe thought and
needs of tbe people
Tbe designs aud proportions of tbe
humblest bouses, exterior» and Inte
riors. are settled for all time by cer
tain rules of harmony; tbe dress of the
peusant Is uot left to possible hideous
Individual cupri e, but follows estali
llstied callous of color, cut aud usage;
tbe garden, however small, tbe fpnep
or paling that walls It In. tbe roof
over the well, over the gate, I be greiit
lantern that hangs by the door. the
bucket lu which water Is fetched and
I he bamlHHi dipper from which It Is
I toured, the brunxe brazier for coal»,
tbe ten service—all these and a thou
saud more details of daily life are ar
ranged sccordlng to a pattern which
irny be very old. but wbl. b. as a re
suit, adds Immeasurably to the satis
faction of life.
And yet Ja|mnese craftsmen, while
bolding hard l>y tradltlou. have not
failed to add to tbelr work tbe subtle
tom b of itersonallly. lu the motifs of
tbelr delicately Impressionist le and
symbolical designs Is constantly seen
tbelr reverence for tbe early inasteni
and ns constantly Is |s*rcelred the in
dividual variation which prevents each
place of work from having a dupli
cate—M L. Wakeuiau Curtis In Crufts
man.
HE FIXED THE DEED.
A Judge Who Had Small Regard For
Logal Quibbles.
Theophilus Harrington, a Vermont
judge lu Hie early part of the Inst cen
tury. wns » mnu who loved the right
and cared little for mere legal qnlb
bllug
“If Justice controls your ver
did,“ he would ofteu s»y to the Jury,
“you will not mix» tbe geuernl princi
ple« of the law.”
At one trial when tbe possession of
a farm wns In quesliou the defeudaut
offered a dei-d of tbe premises. Io
which the plalutlff'» lawyer. Daniel
Chipiuiiu. objected because It had no
sea I.
“But your client sold the land, was
paid for It anti »Igued tbe deed, did lie
not?” asked Hie Judge.
“That make» u<> difference." said
Chipman. “Th* deed has uo seal aud
cannot lie admitted In evidence."
“Is there nuythlng else the matter
wltb tbe deed?" asked tbe Judge.
“1 don't know that there la."
. “Mr Clerk.” »aid tbe Judge, “give
me a wafer aud a three cornered piece
of pnper."
The clerk obeyed, and tbe Judge de
liberately made and atllxed tbe Heal.
“There. Brother CUlpmau.' " said be.
"tbe deed Is all right Dow. It may be
put lu evidence, A man is not going
to be cheated out of bis farm lu this
court when there Is a whole box of
wafers ou Ibe clerk's desk."
“Tbe court will give tue an excep
tlou?" pleaded the couusel.
“The court will do uo such
answered tbe Judge, aud be kept
word.—Exchange.
A Multiplicity,
I Ardycs had been learning to sing
^America" at school and was trying
u teach It to her brother Wayne. Oue
horning bls father beard him sbout- »
British Election Tactics.
hg. "Land where my papa died, land
British electioneering tactic» have
ybere my pa ph died."
cbauged. Electors are no longer kid
Ard.vce interrupted. “Ob. no. Wayne, ua|s*d aud forced to lose tbe isill. Tbe
lot that way. It Is ‘Laud where our mluor details of tbe campaign, how
•there died.' “
ever. re ma I u tbe same
Mr 1-abou
Wayne's expression could not be de- cbete. for Instance, lu his fight for
rribed as be tipped bis bead sidewise Windsor lu tbe seventies cau caused
md in a very surprised tone gravely six hours each day for a mouth, kissed
gked. “Two of ’em?"-Dellneator.
liable», compllmeuted mothers and per
sunded fathers Just as be would to
day
But when tbe final survey was
A la Musical Comedy.
Trotter—During my travels In Italy made his supporters fouud that every
was captured, bound and gagged by thing depended oo balf a doxen voters
And here »replied In tbe diplomat. Our
■nd Its.
Miss Homer—How romantic! Were Tory wbo went to fish lu a punt was
key anything like the bandits In tbe kept lu the middle of tbe river uutll
bl» vote was useless
Another aged
•era?
Trotter—No. Indeed: tbe gags they and decrepit Tory waa kept In the
aed were all new.—Newark Standard. house by valm being put to run at
lilm whenever be tried le Iseue from
bis door. Tbe Liberals won. but tbe
Anything but That.
‘You'ru a liar and a thief and a Tories petitioned successfully.
tundrel!"
No Bontimant.
'Anything else?"
At a literary aud scleullOe gat baring
'I can't think of anything else right
a learned Greek scholar got Into cou
versatlott with one of the leading
I banks I was afraid you were go
to say I waa stupid "-Birmingham mathematicians of tbe day and appar
ently found a ready listener He gave
► Herald.
again nod again exquisite line» from
Homer from tbe original, and tbe
Sonorous words rolled off hl* tongue
In line style. After awhile, noticing
that his audience, tbe man of figure»
made oo remark, he paused sud said
lu a queatloalng too* of wonder:
“Of course you think those lit»»» mas
terty. do you not r
"Certainly.” aald tbe matbematk-lan
“but wbat do they prover
an *id
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STRONG PULSE BEATS.
T BO»T’
• A ttornky - at -L aw
Case» In Which They Arc Perceptible
ta the Eye.
“It la not sin h au uncommon thing.”
said a physician, “to find a person
whose pulse I nuts can tie plainly seen,
and yet I eUpiawr there are but few
outside of the profession who realise
the fact In nsmt persons the beat of
tbe pulse ennuol be perceived. but tbe
mere fact Hull the liestiug la |>ercepti-
ble does not meuu that tbe pulse la
other than normal I hare come ncrosa
a number of cases where the throbbing
of tbe wrist could lie plainly seeu. aud
yet the |>en>oua rarely gave evidence
of abnormality In tein|>ornture. They
were rarely feverish and were In »:<««,
physical coiidltlou generally
l*ulsee
of thia kind from thia view, which Is
based u|am actual observations of
cases. d<> uot Indicate anything more
than mi abnormal physical condition
In the formation of the wrist veins.
“I have met with *>ue case which wns
possibly a little extraordinary lu that
It was plainer aud much more distinct
than any I Ipid ev«r seen before. It
could almost l>e beard. Tbe artery
would rise to a fsilut almost as large
as tbe ball of the little linger of a
child aud would change from the
white of the skin to a blood purple
with each l«ent of the pulse. I found It
easy to omul the pulse Iwata without
touching the patients wrist. I could
see plainly enough to keep the record,
and In order not to err lu my cah ula
tlon I tested It lu several wavs and
found It was correct aud that there
was no mistake lu my counting with
the naked eye.”
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Mr. D»bba was still out at i a. m.
Unable to wait calmly any louger.
Mrs Dabbs began pacing tbe hall. She
had gone back and forth about thirty-
seven times when sb* beard a tbump
at tbe hack door.
She walked back aDd peered through
the glans. It waa Mr. Dabbs, all rigbt.
He seemed to bar* fallen In lb* mud
two or three times.
Kb* let blm In and ateadted him uli
sts Irs.
“Wby did yon com* to tbe liack
door?" she asked.
He collected bls fugitive wlta before
be »unwered
"There la a sign tn front which says
that all |i*<-kages must be delivered al
the rear." be aaM.—8t. Loot* i’uat-Dl»
patch.
Why Turkish Woman Ga Veiled.
Turkish women du not wear veils
because <>f tbelr religion, as many sup
pone. It Is merely tbe survival of au
old custom.
When the Turks si III
lived lu Tartar?, before the time of
Mohn inmed. II waa tbe bahlt of tbe
uieu to steal aoeb women for wire« aa
attracted them. This led to no much
fighting that about the oecood century
after Christ tbe Turks came i,-gel tier
and decided that henceforth the w«e
men should go relhsl and »hoiinl not
meet men but duel! In harems, as
soon as tbey arrived at wumaobmat
which was at about eleven years of
age-Mrs Kenneth Brown In Metro-
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THE ARTIST WON.
His Nerve and Hie Drawing Combined
Made the Editor Meek.
The etllli* had given the artist au
order to Illustrate the story aud bad
drawn a rough diagram of the kind of
sketch he wanted It must show a
deer vaulting In a high leap over a
clump of bushes. The artist rend the
manuscript, made the picture and sent
It In. It was well dour. Tbe deer wns
a niaenltlceui fellow, with a puir of
sutlers that tbe most ambitious buck
might well In* proud of. Tbe editor
took oue look at tbe drawing and then
In disgust returned It to the artist,
with a letter stating that the figure
must be redrawn because “tbe story
plainly «tales that the buck was n
yearling, consequently he would have
had only spike bonis and not the kind
of antlers you have depicted."
Tbe artist was not. however, dis
mayed. lie stood pnt for antlers. With
courage born of Immovable conviction
be returned the drawlug uualtered to
the editor and wired him: "«ompoal-
tlon demands antlers. Change manu
script to 'three-year-old buck.’”
The editor was struck so dumb hy
this manifestation of uerre that lie
actually took time to study tbe draw
ing. He let his linaglnntlou picture
the spike buck Instead of the majestic
antlered lieauty aud meekly decided
that the artist knew a thing or two.
so the editorial blue pencil was
brought Into requisition, tbe buck gain
ed two years In a less uumber of mln
ntea. and tbe periodical lout nothing
by tbe cbauge.—New York 1‘resa.
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