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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, DECEMBER 23. 19C0. MUSICAL MISERY. Ron Will« the H by th tract the h HWOll guani ni<»<k •ale» nr rat« o .Mtr i Whan Bagpipas Squsak Out “Th* Star Spangled Ba "I wish.' growled a unto who made a tour of tbe Brit lab Isles, "that tbe There Are Ten Kinas on Uncle British bandmasters would take a course of instruction 111 wbut coustl- Sam’s Official List. tutes tbe Amerlcau national airs. Band concerts are the rage all over Englund. Ireland. Scotland aud Wales. During ALL ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER the summer season, probably aa a compliment to tbe hordes of Ameri Born« of the Moat Imposing of tho Pa ca us who are Hinging away gold for tbelr benetit. they preseut dally wbat per Currency May Ba Lawfully R«- bi generally dubbed 'Amerlcau nation fuaed Whan Offered In Payment of al airs.' an Obligation of Any Kind. "Tbe majority of these bandmasters Officially there are Just ten kinds of tbiuk 'Dixie' is tbe national air. be money In circulation In tbe United cause they sagely observe It is tbe States. Could you name them all off- ouly one wbicb Atuerlcaus applaud band? Do you know which of those Tbe Star Spangled Banner Is dlsmai besides gold coin are legal tender and and lugubrious enough uuder tbe best tbe In wbat amount? It may be that "all of circumstances, but to bear It is money looks alike to you." but there's Scotch bagpipes have a fling at Indescribable misery. Tbe man who a difference, and below Is the list: wrote tbe 'Columbia' hymn would not Gold coins, standard silver dollars, know Ills owu work as performed In subsidiary silver, gold certificates. sil Greut Britain, and even the 'Kentucky ver certificates, treasury notes (18901. Hom«*' and otber negro ballads get a United States notes Igreeubacksi. ria touch between an Irish Jig and a tional bank notes, nickel coins and Scotch wall which robs tbe American bronze coins. visitor of tiny pleasure which be might Looking upon this formidable classl- experience lu bearing songs from Scat ion of United States money as home. It may be that British. Scotch made by tbe treasury departmeut. It mid Irish guests ou this side of the becomes more formidable when It la water get as much discomfort In bear considered from tbe highly technical Ing 'Annie Laurie.' 1 hope they do. point of view as a legal tender. Some for It would establish a sort of Inter of the most Imposing of the paper cur national musical balance.’’—New York rency Is not a legal tender at all. while, Press. as to tbe mlDor coins, they are legal tender In such small amounts us to SLEEP SUPERSTITIONS. startle tbe average layman. It may be well to recall to this layman that tbe How to Awaken at Any Hour You May term “legal tender" owes Its signifi Designate. cance to tbe fact tbat I d payment of Sleep Is tbe best cure for waking debt or obligation of any kind It can be forced upon tbe creditor “In full of trouble. Hours for sleep: Nature gives five. all demands.” Custom seven. Gold certificates, silver certificates Weariness takes nine. and national bank notes, of wbicb Laziness eleven. such enormous numbers circulate If you wish to arise at a certain everywhere, are not legal tender. If botir. before going to bed niuke wltb you buve plenty of money and If you your right foot as many marks on tbe bate forced Jones to sue you in order fluor as tbe hour on which you wish to get Judgment. Jones can turn down to wake, then go to bed backward. every one of these bills tendered In To Insure happy dreams burn some paylbeDt and force you to dig up some hazelnuts and do tbe ashes up In a thing better. package, which you must place be- Should Jones do such a thing you neatb your pillow. You will tbeD dream might conceive tbe Idea of fixing him sweetly. by unloading a whole lot of silver coins If you wish ever to marry, never upon bim. But you want to know look nuder tbe bed. wbat you're doing tbere. too. for be'll If a person talks In bls sleep, put bls take oDly 810 worth of halves, quarters build lu u bowl of water and be will and dimes, while of nickels and cop tell you all bls secrets. per cents only 25 cents value Is legal The Hindoos say it Is bad luck to tender. sleep with your bead to tbe north, but But as to tbe standard silver dollar, slwplug wltb your bead to tbe south there's no limit upon your shoveling promotes longevity. them out to Jones. This old "dollar It ts considered by some nations dan of our dads'* still Is tbe real thing In gerous' to sleep while thirsty, for tbe all busluess transactions unless some soul leaves the bi sly lu search of wa clause lu a contfact bas provided otb ter. and If tbe body awakened too erwlse. Jones may refuse tbe silver quickly tbe soul might not have time certificate, but when you dig up tbe to return to It. so the body would die. metal dollar tbey go unquestioned nt In Germany the nightmare Is bellev- tbelr face value. And 1,000 of tbem ed to is* a spectral tielng which places welgb 58 02 pounds. Itself U|H>n tbe breast of tbe sleeper, Treasury uotea of the act of 1800 are depriving him of tbe power of utter legal tender to tbelr face value iu pay ance or motion.—Philadelphia Presa. went of all debts, public aud private, unleaa expressly stipulated In tbe con Po.'ks of Australian Citiss. tract Australians, wIili a tine climate, be Strictly speaking, tbe United States lirve In enjoying Ihemselves. and there notes or greenbacks are legal tender, are plenty of fuelIII les Thus In Syd with tbe exception of duties on Im ney there are parks and squares and ports and luterest on tbe public debt. public gardens with a total area of Practically, however, since tbe resump 1.83ft acres. Sixteen miles from tbe tion of specie payment In 187U. green city-a shilling excursion train fare- backs bare been received freely and la tbe plclures«|ue national park. con without question by tbe government, taining 3(1.810 acres preserved lu tbelr though tbe law respectlug tbem hasu't natural stale. A similar reserve call been cbauged. ed Kurin-gal Chase, comprising 35.300 While the gold and ellver certificates acres of laud, chiefly of densely wood are Dot legal tender as between Indi ed bills skirting for many tnlles around viduals. both Issues sre receivable for numerous tidal arms of Brokeu bay. la all goverumeut duea of whatever kind. also held for tbe enjoymeut of tbe In thia res|>ect legally more acceptable public forever. Melbourne has no than la tbe greenback. fewer than ft.400 acres of recreation National bank notes. while not legal grounds In or ueur tbe city. Adelaide tender and not receivable for duties ou la surround«*«! by a bell of park laud a Imports, still tnay be puld by the gov aud lias about 2.300 acres sei apart for ernment for Milnrles aud all debts of Ibe public benetit. Nor are I'ertb aud tbe government except luterest dues Hobart and Brisbane and some of tbe and In redemption of national currency. flue Inland lowua less well provided Uy especial enactment no forelgu for —West minster Gazette. coin of any kind or denomination aball be a legal tender lu tbe United Stales, Malay Race Not Dying Out. so tbat If some time tbe street car con There is a very common Kien ibat ductor doe« balk at the chance Cana- ■ he Malay la a race (bat la dying out dlan dime fished from your pocket killed In Its owu country by tbe enter- keep cool and dig for something tbat prise of Chinese. Tamila. Javanese ft Uulied Slates. It’s your more.-Chl- (who. however, are klusmeu of tbe Ma- cago ’Tribune. layai and Europeans. To those who Fun For the Boy. “Ro you tried to convince your son that ho was not too old to bo aubjected to corporal disciplineY* "That’« what I did.“ answered Farm er Cornloaael. *'l gave him a good old faabloned dreasin' down In the «oodabed Jea' tbe same as If be bad been ten years youugor " "What did be do?” "He Jee' laughed an' said It remind rd him of tbe good tlmea he had when be waa bein' Initiated In bla college fraternity.“-Waablngton Star. nana! Where C«uri««y Prevails. “The South A inerire ns sre very po lite." said the man who travels. "Naturally.” answered Mias Cay enne. “In some of tboee republics It I» opt oafs to slight tbe humblest 1H- sen. Tbere Is no telling whet moment he may become president.**—Washing ton Star. Marriage. Marriage tnay be compared to a tram car.” raid a confirmed bachelor. "Why?” asked bla fair partner "Bnauae some people are Just aa snitous to get out of it as others are to enter!"-London Telegraph. Utile sl«M ’ faculty (Ventosianees ara not la A Surprise That Ruffled on Absent minded Scientist. A certain foreign scientist who lec tured in this country was. to say tbe least, careless about dress. Once he was asked to lecture In a city not far from Philadelphia. He went, taking wltb him bls dress suit and no otber suit. Having given bis lecture, be spent tbe night at tbe house of a fel low professor, woke up tbe next morn ing. cheerfully donned tbe dress and sallied forth to give another ture at tbe local college. He didn't know Just where tbe lege was. but, spylug an Imposing looking building not far from bis host’s residence, decided that that was It. While walking toward tbe door he suddenly saw ao ant bill. Bugs were bls specialty. He dropped at once to bls knees, dress suit and all. and start ed to scoop out ants. Tbe next thing he knew be wus sur rounded by a body of men who bad rushed out from tbe Imposing looking building. They seized bim roughly and proceeded to drag him Indoor«, He gesticulated. He protested lu many languages. It was of no avail, At last. however, explanations were forthcom ing. The Imposing looking building was none otber than tbe lunatic asylum Seeing a man attired lu a dress suit digging up ants at 10 o'clock lu tbe morning, tbe attendants bad thought that an Inmate bad escaped: hence tbe sally and attack. — Philadelphia Record Barty Intslligsnce. Ruii.tny * h.«>l frac her (finishing tbe utrratloni-Ami that I» the story of Jonah ami the «tuile Johnny - Isn't It strange they kui-s «hat a Jonah was Uial leug ago? .11 Christmas Worry is at hand. All want to give; ’'’f.j^“V^thir Htoek aX7d?pr£nU foVeve^nenfber of'the family. We know what pleases best and can aid y OFFICE: TILLAMOOK HOTEL Christmas Folly For Real Estate, — FEE - looks instead of (jnalitj. W. c. TROMBLEY, Christmas Joy BAY CITY. OREGON. ith the suitable, well-chosen gifts. Our store CUEflMNG & PRESSING season. CLOUGH, The Reliable Druggist neatly done at the TOGGERY I Did You Ever Try HARRIS’S NEW FEED AND LIVERY BARN, If not, give him a call. Everything first-class. Second block South of P O. VARNISH TROUBLES. Ths Complaint That la Mad« by a Piano Manufacturer. The piano manufacturer was talking “A fortune of a million dollars, at least,” be said, "awaits tbe man who can invent a varnish which will re spond to changes of tem|M-ralnre In exactly the same rate at wbicb wood responds. "Everybody who ever bas made or owned a highly polished article of fur niture knows that tbe surface Is liable to break Into small cracks-tiecome finely crackl«81—and thus Its beauty Is lost. ' This crackling Is caused by tbe fact that sudden changes of tempera ture affect varnisb — especially tine piano varnish—almost Instautly. while t he wood beneath contracts or ex- panda at a different rate, This «pilo ters the varnisb. and thus tar no man- ufacturer bas been able to get t be best of tbe situation. "We are waiting for this entirely possible elastic varnisb. which, when It shall come, will be more welcome to the manufacturers of tine furniture than tbe flying machine Is to the world at large. A piano, delicate as It Is. could be stored In an Icehouse without detriment to Its polished surface, pro vided tbe temperature was kept even but changes, especially If sudden, are fatal to the lieauty of tbe case."— New York Press. Hsr Patrio’.ic Protest. The force of natural and Instinctive pride in one's country has been end- leaaly expressed In literatures of all times and climes, but rarely more dra- matlcally tbau In tbe following little Incident: Grieg, as every one knows, la the musical Idol of all Norwegians, al though It bus been tbe fasblon of less taleuted outsiders to underrate him One of the most Indefatigable of these detractors was tbe German composer Burglei. a man of an Instinctively jeal ous nature. One day one of nls pupils, a Norwe gian girl, brought for her lessou a con certo of Grieg's. Bargtel took It from her wltb a smile of most superior dis dain. "But I told you to bring your music, and Grieg Is no music.”' be said acorn fully. "What—Grieg no music!" was the Indignant reply "Adieu. Herr Profess or!" And she swept out of tbe studio never to return. To Save Confusion When Moving. If yoH are planning to more prevent eonfualor. In placing furniture In tbe new house in tbe following manner: In leisure momeuta prepare a large card for each room to be tacked to tbe come out east expecting to find a few outside of tbe door frame on moving miserable remains of a once powerful day, Asslgn a number and mark a luce, wbooe probable fate la that of card for each bedroom. Letter the ibe Australian aborigine«. It cornea aa other cards with tbe names of tbe a revela lion to And a sturdy. Independ other rooms. Theu prepare a number ent and courteous race. who«e lau- of smaller tags, attaching a string to guage runs from Sues lo Auatralla and each, or use baggage tags. Mark who. so far from dying out. are year enough to put on all furniture, trunks ly iMH-ouilng more uumeroua.— Java cr boxes with the name of tbe room i'lmea. Into which each Is to be put. Show your movers tbe arrangement and A bad Atari. there will be little or no error In plac •hl* seep a smiling prop Ing. while no valuable time amt strength will be k*l In directing - Woman's Home Companion "Tried II oise. but wltb poor sue .ve». Cufortiiiuiteiy I started tbe ex periment on s day that tbe boas felt Men Who Write Badly. grouchy"- l.ouisvllle Courier Journal. ••Practice make« perfect-' In all the arts and handicrafts. It would seem, barring that of penmanship, lu that What Mad* Him Bick. Tencber- lour little brother was ali apfuirvntly tbe more one practice« the right «ben he left the bouse with you. more Imperfect twomes the result pro and yet you say ties sick and won’t dueed ami your real man of the pen be lu M bool Tbe KM-Bure! Didn't write« In seven case« out of ten a band I give blui the seegar wM me own that would reOect dlacrsdll on bls own housemaid - Hookman bauds?-l*iK'k Stationär« Vauth. RI« h Esther-My daughter ’s too yoiing lo get marrled Sh« la only olghtreu Inipecuoloua Ixivee-1 kuow. alr. but I bar* waltrd patlaotly foe yetire. and ab« doeun't seem to gat any older J. R. HARTER, Real Estate and Financial Agent. Insurance. THEY TOOK HIM IN. He Get It. Small Harold- l’epa, won't yon please give nte ft venta ? I‘spa —Not now. Hun aloug I'm very busy Small Harold (holding hi« hands Joined togetberi- Well, papa. Just drop a nickel In the a!iM and ace me go - Chicago News. W. G. HARRIS, Prop. Out of town people cun havft tumr p.nt® •nd britlgework d*t. hhed in o;.u dhy if D0eeprHry. We will give you a gc*.«j 22k guld or poice • 4 crown lor 53.60 Molar Crown« 5.00 22kBrM«T«.tb 3.50 U3 1.GJ Silver Fillings .51 nlay Fillion 2.53 ood Rubber Plain 5.10 Best Red Rub ber Pla'.M .. 7.53 Painless Extr*tion « 53 Gold F.llinp Enanibl Fillings , P mjibht ÀMoMtimn , 12 HAM UTMLUMU IB FMTUB9 t3 FO» >3 YEARS WORK GUARANTEED k han pluten or bridge w<’r!r Painless Extraction h ree who; tB is oraerea. ordered. vunsunuuuu/roe, Consultation F r- Y oq cannot K««t bettet painless work done anywhere. All work fully ru tr« anteed. Modoru electric equlpmeut. Beet motbotu» Wise Dental Co. Rminraa INCORPORATKO PORTLAND, OREGON WFICB H0VM: t A. M. «• S ». M. Xw4*y>. » k CASE PROPRIETOR Tillamook Iron Works Foley’s Kidney » Pills > General Machinists & Blacksmiths. Boiler Work, Losrffer’s Work and Heavy Forging, Fine Machine Work a Specialty. OREGON. TILLAMOOK, What They Will Do for Yon HARNESS, COLLARS, etc. You Use Them. We Sell Them. They will cure your backache, strengthen your kidneys, cor rect urinary irregularities, build up the worn out tissues, and eliminate the excess uric acid that causes rheumatism. Pre vent Bright's Disease and Dia bates, and restore health and strength. Refuse substitutes. W. A. WILLIAMS & CO., Sold by Chas. I. Clough. Next Door to Tillamook County Bank. s. VIERECK, The Best Hotel Tillamook Bakery, THE ALLEN HOUSE, OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE. J. P. AbUEN, Proprietor. SPECIALTY IN ALL KIND -OF CAKES Headquarters for Travelling Men. ALL KIND OF BREAD. Special Attention paid to Tourists. A First Class Table. Comfortable Beds and Accommodation. I. FOR OUT DOOR WORK THE WORLDS GREATEST SEWING MACHINE k J-IGHT RUNNING IN THE WETTEST WEATHER NOTHING EQUALS •tOWEfls I I A Morning Reminder. You awake with a mean, naifr taste in the mouth, which remind« you that your stomach is in a bad condition. 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