TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, DECEMBER 23. 19C0.
MUSICAL MISERY.
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Whan Bagpipas Squsak Out “Th* Star
Spangled Ba
"I wish.' growled a unto who made
a tour of tbe Brit lab Isles, "that tbe
There Are Ten Kinas on Uncle British bandmasters would take a
course of instruction 111 wbut coustl-
Sam’s Official List.
tutes tbe Amerlcau national airs. Band
concerts are the rage all over Englund.
Ireland. Scotland aud Wales. During
ALL ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER the
summer season, probably aa a
compliment to tbe hordes of Ameri
Born« of the Moat Imposing of tho Pa ca us who are Hinging away gold for
tbelr benetit. they preseut dally wbat
per Currency May Ba Lawfully R«-
bi generally dubbed 'Amerlcau nation
fuaed Whan Offered In Payment of al airs.'
an Obligation of Any Kind.
"Tbe majority of these bandmasters
Officially there are Just ten kinds of tbiuk 'Dixie' is tbe national air. be
money In circulation In tbe United cause they sagely observe It is tbe
States. Could you name them all off- ouly one wbicb Atuerlcaus applaud
band? Do you know which of those Tbe Star Spangled Banner Is dlsmai
besides gold coin are legal tender and and lugubrious enough uuder tbe best
tbe
In wbat amount? It may be that "all of circumstances, but to bear
It is
money looks alike to you." but there's Scotch bagpipes have a fling at
Indescribable misery. Tbe man who
a difference, and below Is the list:
wrote tbe 'Columbia' hymn would not
Gold coins, standard silver dollars,
know Ills owu work as performed In
subsidiary silver, gold certificates. sil
Greut Britain, and even the 'Kentucky
ver certificates, treasury notes (18901.
Hom«*' and otber negro ballads get a
United States notes Igreeubacksi. ria
touch between an Irish Jig and a
tional bank notes, nickel coins and
Scotch wall which robs tbe American
bronze coins.
visitor of tiny pleasure which be might
Looking upon this formidable classl-
experience lu bearing songs from
Scat ion of United States money as home. It may be that British. Scotch
made by tbe treasury departmeut. It mid Irish guests ou this side of the
becomes more formidable when It la water get as much discomfort In bear
considered from tbe highly technical Ing 'Annie Laurie.' 1 hope they do.
point of view as a legal tender. Some for It would establish a sort of Inter
of the most Imposing of the paper cur national musical balance.’’—New York
rency Is not a legal tender at all. while, Press.
as to tbe mlDor coins, they are legal
tender In such small amounts us to
SLEEP SUPERSTITIONS.
startle tbe average layman. It may be
well to recall to this layman that tbe
How to Awaken at Any Hour You May
term “legal tender" owes Its signifi
Designate.
cance to tbe fact tbat I d payment of
Sleep
Is
tbe
best cure for waking
debt or obligation of any kind It can
be forced upon tbe creditor “In full of trouble. Hours for sleep:
Nature gives five.
all demands.”
Custom seven.
Gold certificates, silver certificates
Weariness takes nine.
and national bank notes, of wbicb
Laziness eleven.
such enormous numbers circulate
If you wish to arise at a certain
everywhere, are not legal tender. If botir. before going to bed niuke wltb
you buve plenty of money and If you your right foot as many marks on tbe
bate forced Jones to sue you in order fluor as tbe hour on which you wish
to get Judgment. Jones can turn down to wake, then go to bed backward.
every one of these bills tendered In
To Insure happy dreams burn some
paylbeDt and force you to dig up some hazelnuts and do tbe ashes up In a
thing better.
package, which you must place be-
Should Jones do such a thing you neatb your pillow. You will tbeD dream
might conceive tbe Idea of fixing him sweetly.
by unloading a whole lot of silver coins
If you wish ever to marry, never
upon bim.
But you want to know look nuder tbe bed.
wbat you're doing tbere. too. for be'll
If a person talks In bls sleep, put bls
take oDly 810 worth of halves, quarters build lu u bowl of water and be will
and dimes, while of nickels and cop tell you all bls secrets.
per cents only 25 cents value Is legal
The Hindoos say it Is bad luck to
tender.
sleep with your bead to tbe north, but
But as to tbe standard silver dollar, slwplug wltb your bead to tbe south
there's no limit upon your shoveling promotes longevity.
them out to Jones. This old "dollar
It ts considered by some nations dan
of our dads'* still Is tbe real thing In gerous' to sleep while thirsty, for tbe
all busluess transactions unless some soul leaves the bi sly lu search of wa
clause lu a contfact bas provided otb
ter. and If tbe body awakened too
erwlse. Jones may refuse tbe silver quickly tbe soul might not have time
certificate, but when you dig up tbe to return to It. so the body would die.
metal dollar tbey go unquestioned nt
In Germany the nightmare Is bellev-
tbelr face value. And 1,000 of tbem ed to is* a spectral tielng which places
welgb 58 02 pounds.
Itself U|H>n tbe breast of tbe sleeper,
Treasury uotea of the act of 1800 are depriving him of tbe power of utter
legal tender to tbelr face value iu pay
ance or motion.—Philadelphia Presa.
went of all debts, public aud private,
unleaa expressly stipulated In tbe con
Po.'ks of Australian Citiss.
tract
Australians, wIili a tine climate, be
Strictly speaking, tbe United States lirve In enjoying Ihemselves. and there
notes or greenbacks are legal tender, are plenty of fuelIII les Thus In Syd
with tbe exception of duties on Im ney there are parks and squares and
ports and luterest on tbe public debt. public gardens with a total area of
Practically, however, since tbe resump 1.83ft acres. Sixteen miles from tbe
tion of specie payment In 187U. green city-a shilling excursion train fare-
backs bare been received freely and la tbe plclures«|ue national park. con
without question by tbe government, taining 3(1.810 acres preserved lu tbelr
though tbe law respectlug tbem hasu't natural stale. A similar reserve call
been cbauged.
ed Kurin-gal Chase, comprising 35.300
While the gold and ellver certificates acres of laud, chiefly of densely wood
are Dot legal tender as between Indi ed bills skirting for many tnlles around
viduals. both Issues sre receivable for numerous tidal arms of Brokeu bay. la
all goverumeut duea of whatever kind. also held for tbe enjoymeut of tbe
In thia res|>ect legally more acceptable public forever.
Melbourne has no
than la tbe greenback.
fewer than ft.400 acres of recreation
National bank notes. while not legal grounds In or ueur tbe city. Adelaide
tender and not receivable for duties ou la surround«*«! by a bell of park laud a
Imports, still tnay be puld by the gov aud lias about 2.300 acres sei apart for
ernment for Milnrles aud all debts of Ibe public benetit. Nor are I'ertb aud
tbe government except luterest dues Hobart and Brisbane and some of tbe
and In redemption of national currency. flue Inland lowua less well provided
Uy especial enactment no forelgu for —West minster Gazette.
coin of any kind or denomination aball
be a legal tender lu tbe United Stales,
Malay Race Not Dying Out.
so tbat If some time tbe street car con
There is a very common Kien ibat
ductor doe« balk at the chance Cana- ■ he Malay la a race (bat la dying out
dlan dime fished from your pocket killed In Its owu country by tbe enter-
keep cool and dig for something tbat prise of Chinese. Tamila. Javanese
ft Uulied Slates. It’s your more.-Chl- (who. however, are klusmeu of tbe Ma-
cago ’Tribune.
layai and Europeans. To those who
Fun For the Boy.
“Ro you tried to convince your son
that ho was not too old to bo aubjected
to corporal disciplineY*
"That’« what I did.“ answered Farm
er Cornloaael. *'l gave him a good
old faabloned dreasin' down In the
«oodabed Jea' tbe same as If be bad
been ten years youugor "
"What did be do?”
"He Jee' laughed an' said It remind
rd him of tbe good tlmea he had when
be waa bein' Initiated In bla college
fraternity.“-Waablngton Star.
nana!
Where C«uri««y Prevails.
“The South A inerire ns sre very po
lite." said the man who travels.
"Naturally.” answered Mias Cay
enne. “In some of tboee republics It
I» opt oafs to slight tbe humblest 1H-
sen. Tbere Is no telling whet moment
he may become president.**—Washing
ton Star.
Marriage.
Marriage tnay be compared to a
tram car.” raid a confirmed bachelor.
"Why?” asked bla fair partner
"Bnauae some people are Just aa
snitous to get out of it as others are
to enter!"-London Telegraph.
Utile
sl«M ’
faculty
(Ventosianees ara not la
A Surprise That Ruffled on Absent
minded Scientist.
A certain foreign scientist who lec
tured in this country was. to say tbe
least, careless about dress. Once he
was asked to lecture In a city not far
from Philadelphia. He went, taking
wltb him bls dress suit and no otber
suit.
Having given bis lecture, be
spent tbe night at tbe house of a fel
low professor, woke up tbe next morn
ing. cheerfully donned tbe dress
and sallied forth to give another
ture at tbe local college.
He didn't know Just where tbe
lege was. but, spylug an Imposing
looking building not far from bis
host’s residence, decided that that was
It. While walking toward tbe door he
suddenly saw ao ant bill. Bugs were
bls specialty. He dropped at once to
bls knees, dress suit and all. and start
ed to scoop out ants.
Tbe next thing he knew be wus sur
rounded by a body of men who bad
rushed out from tbe Imposing looking
building.
They seized bim roughly
and proceeded to drag him Indoor«,
He gesticulated. He protested lu many
languages. It was of no avail, At last.
however, explanations were forthcom
ing.
The Imposing looking building was
none otber than tbe lunatic asylum
Seeing a man attired lu a dress suit
digging up ants at 10 o'clock lu tbe
morning, tbe attendants bad thought
that an Inmate bad escaped: hence tbe
sally and attack. — Philadelphia Record
Barty Intslligsnce.
Ruii.tny * h.«>l frac her (finishing tbe
utrratloni-Ami that I» the story of
Jonah ami the «tuile Johnny - Isn't It
strange they kui-s «hat a Jonah was
Uial leug ago?
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Christmas Worry
is at hand. All want to give; ’'’f.j^“V^thir Htoek
aX7d?pr£nU foVeve^nenfber of'the family. We
know what pleases best and can aid y
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W. c. TROMBLEY,
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BAY CITY. OREGON.
ith the suitable, well-chosen gifts.
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CUEflMNG & PRESSING
season.
CLOUGH,
The Reliable Druggist
neatly done
at the
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VARNISH TROUBLES.
Ths Complaint That la Mad« by a
Piano Manufacturer.
The piano manufacturer was talking
“A fortune of a million dollars, at
least,” be said, "awaits tbe man who
can invent a varnish which will re
spond to changes of tem|M-ralnre In
exactly the same rate at wbicb wood
responds.
"Everybody who ever bas made or
owned a highly polished article of fur
niture knows that tbe surface Is liable
to break Into small cracks-tiecome
finely crackl«81—and thus Its beauty Is
lost. ' This crackling Is caused by tbe
fact that sudden changes of tempera
ture affect varnisb — especially tine
piano varnish—almost Instautly. while
t he wood beneath contracts or ex-
panda at a different rate, This «pilo
ters the varnisb. and thus tar no man-
ufacturer bas been able to get t be
best of tbe situation.
"We are waiting for this entirely
possible elastic varnisb. which, when
It shall come, will be more welcome to
the manufacturers of tine furniture
than tbe flying machine Is to the world
at large. A piano, delicate as It Is.
could be stored In an Icehouse without
detriment to Its polished surface, pro
vided tbe temperature was kept even
but changes, especially If sudden, are
fatal to the lieauty of tbe case."—
New York Press.
Hsr Patrio’.ic Protest.
The force of natural and Instinctive
pride in one's country has been end-
leaaly expressed In literatures of all
times and climes, but rarely more dra-
matlcally tbau In tbe following little
Incident:
Grieg, as every one knows, la the
musical Idol of all Norwegians, al
though It bus been tbe fasblon of less
taleuted outsiders to underrate him
One of the most Indefatigable of these
detractors was tbe German composer
Burglei. a man of an Instinctively jeal
ous nature.
One day one of nls pupils, a Norwe
gian girl, brought for her lessou a con
certo of Grieg's. Bargtel took It from
her wltb a smile of most superior dis
dain.
"But I told you to bring your music,
and Grieg Is no music.”' be said acorn
fully.
"What—Grieg no music!" was the
Indignant reply "Adieu. Herr Profess
or!" And she swept out of tbe studio
never to return.
To Save Confusion When Moving.
If yoH are planning to more prevent
eonfualor. In placing furniture In tbe
new house in tbe following manner:
In leisure momeuta prepare a large
card for each room to be tacked to tbe
come out east expecting to find a few outside of tbe door frame on moving
miserable remains of a once powerful day, Asslgn a number and mark a
luce, wbooe probable fate la that of card for each bedroom.
Letter the
ibe Australian aborigine«. It cornea aa other cards with tbe names of tbe
a revela lion to And a sturdy. Independ other rooms. Theu prepare a number
ent and courteous race. who«e lau- of smaller tags, attaching a string to
guage runs from Sues lo Auatralla and each, or use baggage tags.
Mark
who. so far from dying out. are year enough to put on all furniture, trunks
ly iMH-ouilng more uumeroua.— Java cr boxes with the name of tbe room
i'lmea.
Into which each Is to be put. Show
your movers tbe arrangement and
A bad Atari.
there will be little or no error In plac
•hl* seep a smiling prop Ing. while no valuable time amt
strength will be k*l In directing -
Woman's Home Companion
"Tried II oise. but wltb poor sue
.ve». Cufortiiiuiteiy I started tbe ex
periment on s day that tbe boas felt
Men Who Write Badly.
grouchy"- l.ouisvllle Courier Journal.
••Practice make« perfect-' In all the
arts and handicrafts. It would seem,
barring that of penmanship, lu that
What Mad* Him Bick.
Tencber- lour little brother was ali apfuirvntly tbe more one practice« the
right «ben he left the bouse with you. more Imperfect twomes the result pro
and yet you say ties sick and won’t dueed ami your real man of the pen
be lu M bool Tbe KM-Bure! Didn't write« In seven case« out of ten a band
I give blui the seegar wM me own that would reOect dlacrsdll on bls own
housemaid - Hookman
bauds?-l*iK'k
Stationär« Vauth.
RI« h Esther-My daughter ’s too
yoiing lo get marrled
Sh« la only
olghtreu Inipecuoloua Ixivee-1 kuow.
alr. but I bar* waltrd patlaotly foe
yetire. and ab« doeun't seem to gat any
older
J. R. HARTER,
Real Estate and
Financial Agent.
Insurance.
THEY TOOK HIM IN.
He Get It.
Small Harold- l’epa, won't yon please
give nte ft venta ? I‘spa —Not now. Hun
aloug I'm very busy Small Harold
(holding hi« hands Joined togetberi-
Well, papa. Just drop a nickel In the
a!iM and ace me go - Chicago News.
W. G. HARRIS, Prop.
Out of town people
cun havft tumr p.nt®
•nd britlgework d*t.
hhed in o;.u dhy
if D0eeprHry.
We will give you a gc*.«j
22k guld or poice • 4
crown lor
53.60
Molar Crown«
5.00
22kBrM«T«.tb 3.50
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Silver Fillings
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nlay Fillion
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ood Rubber
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