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*• Ti iLLAMOOR HEADLIGHT, NOVEMBER 18. 1909 I TELEGRAPH JOKER. “IN THE HOUR Cr DEATH.” * No»» on th. Author,hip of . Wall SHY LONDONERS. R. A. I). PERKINS, A Trait That Brand, TMm Known Poem. Th'’ ..................- |„ news- sociable any Abrupt, liut H «■«»H.plh uit'fl lilihg Puitera „nd ma.-azlnes. -w h„ wr,„p •1e |»»-m iH^immu, -h, ,|1H h()ur uf charm ter of tbe Umdtmef! i pure shyness he becomes dis.igreeiil.lv death, after this lltes whim?'" abrupt; uu. ot pure tear ot iutruslon lie 'H if I.M jvjv leu that nothing Is Iwcomea unsociable A number ot mt election returns to suit kimwii of ihe iiiHlmr. — • It I« true nils acquainted men In the same tramway |H*I|| was puhllsb^l with .iflh- I U p h ,|. car will never think of entering Imo tlHi- Of th.- writer II. Ilo» l uiverMitv Conversation as they would anywhere |«vng states ■nd National Chairmen Muguzlt... rn |s;ti. Itllt , |h; else In the world Silently they leave I Into Lm, In Hie Reporte and Gave rlpt of the .......... nilrt i h.1VH the ear as they entered it. And yet It U m Bor» of the Mining Camp the uh«. Blackmore', im,.r lh,„ H(v<„loM. does uot seem uatural to me that they Tima of Thair Lives. tiled It. Hill, kmole Una ip^h w, |1)||(, should not prefer to converse. But (e they are afraid to intrude; liesides. A funny Incident happened on the dead I do not fM.( u,.,, u,^ glgbt of the national election of 18|)ti sn.t harm in giving ids Inter to the they have not Item, "ititrudu'ed." "Proper" Introduction is oue of the In a little camp tucked away In the public I subjoin au exact copy of r ; characteristics of the Londoner. In uH.iimiar ot southwestern Colorado, also of bis p«.eui. Germany when a man etiters a private »here tin only means of quick cotn- AGNES E Cl ><>K. room containing |a*ople he does not BtufiU-ation with the world were a sin "Twldn.. .Imi. 5. |H7<| know or If tie sits down at a table gle utic.- .ilu telegraph wire and a sin "My Dear Sir-Having lately been outside a restaurant-in fact, when gle nior iiH-ertaln telegraph operator, at ihe funeral of a most I <|e:ir rehirioil. ever be comes Into ton. h with a sir.tn 'yaftrii "Uly the merest scraps of I wtts there again tin h dren un in<i ger—he will make tils bow and an aeetluu V» reached the cutup, but night and heard iiiutiriiej’s *ting the noitnce bis uaine. He will Introduce beW io certain news of McKinley’s llnev ItM-lttHMl. which impressed m»- so himself. Then both will chat like old riei-tlrg held bare been got the uncer fli.-lt I W.IS alile lo wrlte t Ito,,, wtrtiout acquaintances. But It is ten to one tain or bad fallen a victim to bis chat.ge of a word Ibis mornitig. t that neither of them caught lhe mum tarann .Ice and. further, had fallen liever tieind or remi t lieti. I>etore io bled name of the other, nor did they 1 Uenearn the ruble. tll.v klmwletlge 'f’hev do Hot look so care. To both of them their meeting The < y other person who knew any- «eli oh p.-iper t|,HV »..umi.iq Hill has peen an episode to tie forgotten Hie tltliik uu telegraphy was "Shorty.” if voli like |.. prilli tlteni bere tlioy are. very next second And it not Infre tlte 10» vlt and humorist, who volun- oltly piotine do uot prilli m.v natile l.e- quently hap|>enx that a man will turn teerr-,1 u wr,te out the election returns yontl Itiitials or semi me m.mey for to aoine friend, asking: "Did yon Hee a« He ■ icked off from the telegraph fileni. Witli all gissi wGhes to Mrs. me talk to that man*' Who Is be? He Insirum-nt. Political semlment was Hook and yourseit. verv trm.v vtmrs. mentioned bls name, but I did not atlame ' t Bryau. News of his election quite catch IL” "R 1» Itl.ACKMultE. sax no mly sought, but demanded, tor “K. Clark Esqre |.L. D." Now. In England to walk Into a room the avi i tire American miner Is as san- where there Is a private gathering and Dominus illuminano mea. pilne mwernlng the uncertainties of tn go around from one to another intro I pnllll'H ns he Is concerning the uncer i. during yourself would, as I see. he tainties of milling. The volunteer teleg- In the hour of death, after this life r called bad manners. The Englishman I ratplaer was noted for an obliging dis When whim. the heart beats low, and the eyes wants to be Introduced by a third per position. He was the "genial" of tbe grow «Imi. son. and It seems that the third person And pain has exhausted every limb, camp. will Introduce the other two only if be i'he lover of the Euro shall trust in him The "boys” had placed stores of thinks they would actually like to I giant powder at various poluts. They II. know each other. Then, however, the had cleaned and oiled their six shoot When the will has forgotten the lifelong name is not only mumbled or men aitn. ers and retilled their cartridge belts. And the mind ran only disgrace its iaine. tioned. but grappled with. The two Bonfires were ready to he lighted on And a man la uncertain nt din own name men at once impress that name upon The piuer ut the uord shall till this their minds, associate the person with the hillsides, and natural euthuslasm frame. bad been stimulated at the Metro the name and forget neither the one pole. the UoHtnopolltan. the Fashion, nor the other. An Introduction In Lon III. the Trocadero and less pretentiously When the last sigh is heaved and the last don does not seem an episode to me to teal She«l. lamed oases In lhe desert of mining he over and done with the nest second And the eottin is waiting beside the bed. rantp existence—in fact, every pre Anu i he widow and cnild torsaKe the hut always the beginning of an qctmtl liminary to the grandest celebration dead. friendship. And where friendship is the Sait Juan country ever had known. The angel ut the lx»rd shall lift this head. nor likely tn ensue an Introduetlou Is, Shorty was not the man to neglect left aside.—Loudon Mail. ¡V. an opportunity like that. The first For even the purest delight may pall: bulletin he blinded to the waiting Trie power must rail, and the priae must CHEVY CHASE. tall. jrruwd stated that New York and In And the love ot the dearest friends grow dlana were In doubt and It liaiked like small. The Old Rodgers Mansion and the Fa l close election, with the chances ra But the glory of the Lord is all In all. mous Washington Club. . -K. 1» H. tn fltemunam at. r. G. rorlng Bryan. That whetted the r Doubtlesa tew of tbe many thousands — London Allie nueitm. trowd'a keen appetite for returns tn of persons who have read of Chevy taxor edge. The aecond hitlletin sent Chase have any ideu of the interesting tbelr spirits up with a leap. "Bryan DISCIPLINE. history attached lo tbe clubhouse and taut carried Kansua. and tbe Demo surroundings. Part of tbe old colonial crats are claiming Iowa." The Way Binks Tried It cn His Six- structure as it stands today was erect "Whoopee!" from the crowd. months-old Baby. ed In 1747 and from that time until a Shorty bent his ear to the clicking Dinks had s<*m Mrs Binks on a risii few years ago remained iu the Rodg founder nnd Inscribed "Bulletin No. 3— tn her inoilipr. and ho was on lhe job ers family. In the war of 1812. when Illinois joins tbe Br.vau column with the British were advancing ou Wash with 1 U p six mom hs-oid baby. Ji.tXX) majority. Indiana certain. New in lhe night the baby woke and ington. tbe army and navy records fork very cltme.” Binks ItMiked at his watch- were taken from tbe White House and When the deafening chorus hud tied crb‘d. secreted in the cellar of the Rodgers thiw qua Tiers of an hour Till bottle flown a young member of tbe party mansion, where they were kept for aake«l the leader. "Hadn't we better time. He .said to himself: several days. begin to set off tbe glaut?" "l.er him yell. He's a healthy little Tbe Risigers family has been famous w Before the leader could answer Indian, and he must be disciplined." tn the American navy, no fewer than Bboity reproved hint by word and Then Binks tried to sleep. seven having served ns admirals. The ' look, “Dou't go off bait cocked." be Bui Binks couldn’t sleep. Every cn* estate consisted of something like 20J grew more paiiieiir nnd abus.d and Mid. "It'« always best to wait until acres, and as tbe beautifying of the jou are Hfe. You can't be too con- heartsick and discuiirag»'d. Each <ry property was always a hobby of ■ its »native In a cnse like this." said more and more plainly: •*! have owners It is not surprising that uu- After a long pause. In which tbe no friends or relatives. |’iu unhappy usual taste should have been shown In crowd displayed much Impatience, the and unconifortab'e and want some one laying It out. It Is a fact that there Imperturbable and conservative Shorty to l»e good lo me.’* are 105 varieties of trees and bushes But Binks. the stubborn and stiff to be found within a stone s throw of trtniHcribed bulletin No. 4. but before m*< ked. slut k b out. ilu»ugb each cry tbe clubhouse. Not far from tbe pres paaslng It out be said: stablted him clear through "Now. boys, don't do anything rash ent fourth green there was once a Finally (iiuivbe he set It forward a situ ken gardeu. but tnis is scarcely Wilt for tbe actual returns." bit — who knows*?» Binks' wai< ti an Bulletin No. 4 read. "Senator Jones more tbiin a memory now Tbe L'bevy Chase club took posses rlaluis Ohio and Peunsylvaulu for Bry- noiinced the arrival of boiile Huie II»’ Weill to lhe icebox for I lie sion in 1888 and at tirst rented tbe IB." property from the Rodgers estate, but Cnder ordinary circumstances n it and took it io his now 'floiil.t might have been expressed con- blng infant son. later tbe club purchased 200 u< r»‘s Bm ilie infant son could Several borse shows have been roll rrrnltig tbe probability of such states ducted on tbe property, ami some rrrersltig llielr political records, but bottle, lie « hoked on th» re years back tbe regular old fashioned lhe crowd was convinced ot an ini- low. then pul ilp Ills bn bl 2 county fairs were popular there. The lendltig landslide for their favorite newed ids wordless pl»»n hh membership consists of n*»rsoi>« promi |ttid yelled with delight. "Now we are num he could see dimly nent in Washington «~ ially. It Is only Ihgimting to’gel the news." remarked tears. Then that father said. •‘DiMrlpllne lx* bait an hours ride from the treasury Hhtirty when the cheering ceased, and May lie. Ihoiigh. ii wash I to tbe door ot tbe clubhouse.—Ex kr bt-giin to write bulletin No. 5 as hanged!" “hangisl" he said, bill tbe vowel sound change. follows: •New York gives Bryan 100.000 plu- is right, anyway. He t»»ok up ihm baby, and the h.ihv sim k to his dnddv True Thrift. hllty; Indiana. 40.000. Returns from ••When visiting a certain town In the WUctiuiln and Minnesota indicate like fly paper. Furl her Htlempts to lax him down were futile. He warned ii < north of liiugland." says a medical hnte Democrtttlc gains." Hie crowd beard ouly tbe first sen- food but heart f»n d. no milk bin ihai man. "I wits told of an extraordinary of human kindness. So the big man incident wherein the main figure, an *sre. Shouting, cheering, yelling, laid that baby hwlde him on the pil economical housewife, exhiblled under kTviimlhg. it broke for tbe street. low*. the baby put one rose pcini hand trying circumstances a trait quite "Hold ou!" called Shorty. "Here's to his father’s ntubby <h»«.'k. gave a characteristic of her. It seems that IM her." long, quivering, satisfied sigh and slept she had by mistake taken a quantity Bulletin No. 8. "Quay concedes Penn- of poison-mercurial polsoti • tbe anti for Rix unbroken hours ■»tvauln to Bryan." An Bink« lay there, afraid to stir iesi dote for which, as all should know, Another fragment broke from the he disturb lhe little one ami finding comprises the whites of eggs. When cowd and ran down tbe street sbout- like a horse thief i»e« nnse tie had lei this antidote was tmlng administered, M Hie news. Tbe new operator's peu- ib»> love hungrv .infant < ry his heart the order tor which the unfortunate 'd was traveling rapidly over tbe pa lady had overheard, she managed to out. he repealed frequently: ler. while bls friends and fellow clti- ‘•|>is<’lpliiie lie bunged!” — 'Chicago murmur, although almost unconscious; brw crowded closely upou bltn and ■.Mary Mary! Save the yolks for the News. "8'1 as be wrote bulletin No. 7. "Mark puddings!* ’’—Loudon Tit Bits. Manna has locked up Republican bead- She Was Willing. Wrtirs and gone borne." He—Do ymt know mat ns long as I Scie vtific. J lie roar of tbe crowd was drowned have known you I have never seen ymt "Mary Ellen, why is It you are al kf the roar of exploding giant powder, dressed In white? She—Indeed! Are ways smashing your gold eyeglass»- talldlngs shook, windows rattled, ac- yon. then, so partial to the color? He and tbe steel ones st Ik on your now f»tu|iauled by tbe crash of broken —Not exactly that, but whenever I we as though glued there?" P»«. Tbe celebration was on. and a girl dressed in while I am always •fan't you guess whyT* »Bony McIntyre was alone. templed to kiss her She Will ymi "Not unless It's a sign that riches are The celebration lasted for two days. excuse ine for a quarter of an hour? fleeting and the poor you hare always *!*■ morning after election tbe regular with you " W-rator bad recovered sufficiently to ••Not al all. There Is nothing alle Didn't Believe In It. frau»< rlbe messages announcing Mc Tbe Squire—That's a splendid horse. gorical about It. The reason Is just Auley's victory. Those who were Giles. I snp|H.se roil f»*»M it daily sclentlflc. It's my magnetic attraction *der pnoitgb to understand them that’s all "-New York Sun. «»nt believe them After several with punctuality. None n* yrr non tilles -Nsw. xttr Jniings of what would bappeo to Used to..Th,m. - me Just ay and A1 If he didn't quit 'Trying to fool fangled 'f<»«ls ' ur Tbe Tlaln Oue—And weren’t you a oats—oats and ay. - Dindon Telegraph the operator, desisted and join- bit nertoits when be proposetl to you? ’’•» the general jubilation. Not until The Pretty One-Ob. dear, no’ I’m- Business. ^arrival of tbe Denver papers on the »lie garden party»-Let powtls uw<l to make me uervoua. but MlM CO.T ’’ron<i flay did that camp awake to a ----- yon kltui nw>? Ct-rtnltUy twit *. I’ve only not any more —E vba or* ^MltNtlon of tbe outcome of tbe elec- Mr Hustler known yon an lemr ! and then there waa not sufflcient A Blander. Well. i ben. sup- I **2»f left to rent even Indignation (looking at hi« wan h> -i «<•« that ruy.-il blood has been di"- pope I come sround in an hour and a Bbcrty, much leas to take re- qunner?-H.wt.>n Ì riim-crtpl. covered In nn old American family ** On tbe third day the volunteer -Don't believe It. Home gossip is al- J*t»tor we* more popular than ever. wnrn making a «lam at onr old fam He that Is ill • " Mtowlf will be good I 7'll admitted he had given them t*s . iUe«.’* 1‘bil id» Iphl« Ledger. to nobody.-Stub b Iruverb. to of (belr Jock f* He Knew What the Crowd Want ed and Delivered the Goods. Office in Sturgeon'a Building. AH Work Guaranteed. . TILLAMOOK. WACONS, BUGGIES AUTOMOBILES OREGON. J. R. HARTER, 9 Real Estate and Financial Agent Insurance OFFICE; TILLAMOOK HOTEL. Cost no more than others. Don't buy until you investigate. I.ft ns send you our catalogue. Ask us about the 1910 automobiles— you won't regret it. » «i • • • • • b • a • *» says 2 the poet “ Beauty tlcaws uh by a sitiKle hair.” Automobile Salesroom. Chapman and Aider Sts, PORTLAND. * ■ a « « • » «t «1 • w • • ■ Wagons and Buggies/ * 330 E Morrison St, PORTLAND. S H N • LOOK OVER OUR NEW LINE OF FANCY AND STAPLE JEWELRY. We have Jewelry suitable for Gifts /or ' all occasions. The * latest in everything. a « w ! Tbw mvidh like something of p Rn fr-xageration on the part of the M poet, if at least does not apply to * men. The man with h single hair would not draw worth a cent, unless as a curiosity. People to look their best need hair, they need all they evei have. If the bail* begin» to go it is tune to use I N » a IMPERIAL HAIR TONIC. Thi« preparation aavea hair. It stimulates the hair biilha, cleans I the bcalpof dandruff or eruptions, e and promote» new growth. Try a it now. Price 50a. and $1.00 a bottle. w EUGENE JENKINS. The Reliable Jeweler « «CHAS. I. 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