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Ti iLLAMOOR HEADLIGHT, NOVEMBER 18. 1909
I TELEGRAPH JOKER.
“IN THE HOUR Cr DEATH.”
* No»» on th. Author,hip of . Wall
SHY LONDONERS.
R. A. I). PERKINS,
A Trait That Brand, TMm
Known Poem.
Th'’ ..................-
|„ news-
sociable any Abrupt,
liut H «■«»H.plh uit'fl lilihg
Puitera „nd ma.-azlnes. -w h„ wr,„p
•1e |»»-m iH^immu, -h, ,|1H h()ur uf charm ter of tbe Umdtmef!
i pure shyness he becomes dis.igreeiil.lv
death, after this lltes whim?'"
abrupt; uu. ot pure tear ot iutruslon lie
'H if
I.M jvjv
leu that nothing Is Iwcomea unsociable A number ot mt
election returns to suit kimwii of ihe iiiHlmr.
— • It I« true nils acquainted men In the same tramway
|H*I|| was puhllsb^l with .iflh- I U p h ,|. car will never think of entering Imo
tlHi- Of th.- writer II. Ilo» l uiverMitv Conversation as they would anywhere
|«vng states ■nd National Chairmen
Muguzlt... rn |s;ti.
Itllt ,
|h; else In the world Silently they leave
I Into Lm, In Hie Reporte and Gave
rlpt of the .......... nilrt i h.1VH the ear as they entered it. And yet It
U m Bor» of the Mining Camp the
uh«. Blackmore', im,.r lh,„ H(v<„loM. does uot seem uatural to me that they
Tima of Thair Lives.
tiled It. Hill, kmole Una ip^h w, |1)||(, should not prefer to converse. But
(e they are afraid to intrude; liesides.
A funny Incident happened on the dead I do not fM.( u,.,, u,^
glgbt of the national election of 18|)ti sn.t harm in giving ids Inter to the they have not Item, "ititrudu'ed."
"Proper" Introduction is oue of the
In a little camp tucked away In the public I subjoin au exact copy of r ;
characteristics of the Londoner. In
uH.iimiar
ot southwestern Colorado, also of bis p«.eui.
Germany when a man etiters a private
»here tin only means of quick cotn-
AGNES E Cl ><>K.
room containing |a*ople he does not
BtufiU-ation with the world were a sin
"Twldn.. .Imi. 5. |H7<|
know or If tie sits down at a table
gle utic.- .ilu telegraph wire and a sin
"My Dear Sir-Having lately been
outside a restaurant-in fact, when
gle nior iiH-ertaln telegraph operator, at ihe funeral of a most
I <|e:ir rehirioil. ever be comes Into ton. h with a sir.tn
'yaftrii
"Uly the merest scraps of I wtts
there again tin h dren un in<i ger—he will make
tils bow and an
aeetluu
V» reached the cutup, but night
and heard iiiutiriiej’s *ting the noitnce bis uaine.
He will Introduce
beW io certain news of McKinley’s llnev ItM-lttHMl.
which impressed m»- so himself. Then both will chat like old
riei-tlrg held bare been got the uncer
fli.-lt I W.IS alile lo wrlte t Ito,,, wtrtiout acquaintances. But
It is ten to one
tain
or bad fallen a victim to bis
chat.ge of a word Ibis mornitig.
t that neither of them caught lhe mum
tarann .Ice and. further, had fallen
liever tieind or remi t lieti. I>etore io bled name of the other, nor did they
1 Uenearn the ruble.
tll.v klmwletlge 'f’hev do Hot look so care. To both of them their meeting
The < y other person who knew any- «eli oh p.-iper
t|,HV »..umi.iq
Hill has peen an episode to tie forgotten Hie
tltliik
uu telegraphy was "Shorty.”
if voli like |.. prilli tlteni bere tlioy are. very next second And it not Infre
tlte 10» vlt and humorist, who volun-
oltly piotine do uot prilli m.v natile l.e- quently hap|>enx that a man will turn
teerr-,1 u wr,te out the election returns
yontl Itiitials or semi me m.mey for to aoine friend, asking: "Did yon Hee
a« He ■ icked off from the telegraph
fileni. Witli all gissi wGhes to Mrs. me talk to that man*' Who Is be? He
Insirum-nt. Political semlment was
Hook and yourseit. verv trm.v vtmrs.
mentioned bls name, but I did not
atlame ' t Bryau. News of his election
quite catch IL”
"R 1» Itl.ACKMultE.
sax no mly sought, but demanded, tor
“K. Clark Esqre |.L. D."
Now. In England to walk Into a room
the avi i tire American miner Is as san-
where there Is a private gathering and
Dominus illuminano mea.
pilne mwernlng the uncertainties of
tn go around from one to another intro
I pnllll'H ns he Is concerning the uncer
i.
during yourself would, as I see. he
tainties of milling. The volunteer teleg- In the hour of death, after this life r
called bad manners. The Englishman
I ratplaer was noted for an obliging dis When whim.
the heart beats low, and the eyes wants to be Introduced by a third per
position. He was the "genial" of tbe
grow «Imi.
son. and It seems that the third person
And pain has exhausted every limb,
camp.
will Introduce the other two only if be
i'he lover of the Euro shall trust in him
The "boys” had placed stores of
thinks they would actually like to I
giant powder at various poluts. They
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know each other. Then, however, the
had cleaned and oiled their six shoot When the will has forgotten the lifelong name is not only mumbled or men
aitn.
ers and retilled their cartridge belts. And
the mind ran only disgrace its iaine. tioned. but grappled with. The two
Bonfires were ready to he lighted on And a man la uncertain nt din own name
men at once impress that name upon
The
piuer ut the uord shall till this their minds, associate the person with
the hillsides, and natural euthuslasm
frame.
bad been stimulated at the Metro
the name and forget neither the one
pole. the UoHtnopolltan. the Fashion,
nor the other. An Introduction In Lon
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the Trocadero and less pretentiously When the last sigh is heaved and the last don does not seem an episode to me to
teal She«l.
lamed oases In lhe desert of mining
he over and done with the nest second
And the eottin is waiting beside the bed.
rantp existence—in fact, every pre Anu i he widow and cnild torsaKe the hut always the beginning of an qctmtl
liminary to the grandest celebration
dead.
friendship. And where friendship is
the Sait Juan country ever had known. The angel ut the lx»rd shall lift this head. nor likely tn ensue an Introduetlou Is,
Shorty was not the man to neglect
left aside.—Loudon Mail.
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an opportunity like that. The first For even the purest delight may pall:
bulletin he blinded to the waiting Trie power must rail, and the priae must
CHEVY CHASE.
tall.
jrruwd stated that New York and In
And the love ot the dearest friends grow
dlana were In doubt and It liaiked like
small.
The Old Rodgers Mansion and the Fa
l close election, with the chances ra But the glory of the Lord is all In all.
mous Washington Club.
. -K. 1» H. tn fltemunam at. r. G.
rorlng Bryan. That whetted the
r
Doubtlesa tew of tbe many thousands
—
London
Allie
nueitm.
trowd'a keen appetite for returns tn
of persons who have read of Chevy
taxor edge. The aecond hitlletin sent
Chase have any ideu of the interesting
tbelr spirits up with a leap. "Bryan
DISCIPLINE.
history attached lo tbe clubhouse and
taut carried Kansua. and tbe Demo
surroundings. Part of tbe old colonial
crats are claiming Iowa."
The Way Binks Tried It cn His Six- structure as it stands today was erect
"Whoopee!" from the crowd.
months-old Baby.
ed In 1747 and from that time until a
Shorty bent his ear to the clicking
Dinks had s<*m Mrs Binks on a risii few years ago remained iu the Rodg
founder nnd Inscribed "Bulletin No. 3— tn her inoilipr. and ho was on lhe job ers family. In the war of 1812. when
Illinois joins tbe Br.vau column with
the British were advancing ou Wash
with 1 U p six mom hs-oid baby.
Ji.tXX) majority. Indiana certain. New
in lhe night the baby woke and ington. tbe army and navy records
fork very cltme.”
Binks ItMiked at his watch- were taken from tbe White House and
When the deafening chorus hud tied crb‘d.
secreted in the cellar of the Rodgers
thiw
qua
Tiers of an hour Till bottle
flown a young member of tbe party
mansion, where they were kept for
aake«l the leader. "Hadn't we better time. He .said to himself:
several days.
begin to set off tbe glaut?"
"l.er him yell. He's a healthy little
Tbe Risigers family has been famous
w
Before the leader could answer Indian, and he must be disciplined."
tn the American navy, no fewer than
Bboity reproved hint by word and
Then Binks tried to sleep.
seven having served ns admirals. The
'
look, “Dou't go off bait cocked." be
Bui Binks couldn’t sleep. Every cn* estate consisted of something like 20J
grew
more
paiiieiir
nnd
abus.d
and
Mid. "It'« always best to wait until
acres, and as tbe beautifying of the
jou are Hfe. You can't be too con- heartsick and discuiirag»'d. Each <ry property was always a hobby of ■ its
»native In a cnse like this."
said more and more plainly: •*! have owners It is not surprising that uu-
After a long pause. In which tbe no friends or relatives. |’iu unhappy usual taste should have been shown In
crowd displayed much Impatience, the and unconifortab'e and want some one laying It out. It Is a fact that there
Imperturbable and conservative Shorty to l»e good lo me.’*
are 105 varieties of trees and bushes
But Binks. the stubborn and stiff to be found within a stone s throw of
trtniHcribed bulletin No. 4. but before
m*< ked. slut k b out. ilu»ugb each cry tbe clubhouse. Not far from tbe pres
paaslng It out be said:
stablted him clear through
"Now. boys, don't do anything rash
ent fourth green there was once a
Finally (iiuivbe he set It forward a situ ken gardeu. but tnis is scarcely
Wilt for tbe actual returns."
bit
—
who
knows*?»
Binks'
wai<
ti
an
Bulletin No. 4 read. "Senator Jones
more tbiin a memory now
Tbe L'bevy Chase club took posses
rlaluis Ohio and Peunsylvaulu for Bry- noiinced the arrival of boiile Huie II»’
Weill to lhe icebox for I lie
sion in 1888 and at tirst rented tbe
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property from the Rodgers estate, but
Cnder ordinary circumstances n it and took it io his now
'floiil.t might have been expressed con- blng infant son.
later tbe club purchased 200 u< r»‘s
Bm ilie infant son could
Several borse shows have been roll
rrrnltig tbe probability of such states
ducted on tbe property, ami some
rrrersltig llielr political records, but bottle, lie « hoked on th»
re
years back tbe regular old fashioned
lhe crowd was convinced ot an ini- low. then pul ilp Ills bn
bl 2 county fairs were popular there. The
lendltig landslide for their favorite newed ids wordless pl»»n
hh membership consists of n*»rsoi>« promi
|ttid yelled with delight. "Now we are num he could see dimly
nent in Washington «~ ially. It Is only
Ihgimting to’gel the news." remarked tears.
Then that father said. •‘DiMrlpllne lx* bait an hours ride from the treasury
Hhtirty when the cheering ceased, and
May lie. Ihoiigh. ii wash I to tbe door ot tbe clubhouse.—Ex
kr bt-giin to write bulletin No. 5 as hanged!"
“hangisl" he said, bill tbe vowel sound change.
follows:
•New York gives Bryan 100.000 plu- is right, anyway. He t»»ok up ihm
baby, and the h.ihv sim k to his dnddv
True Thrift.
hllty; Indiana. 40.000. Returns from
••When visiting a certain town In the
WUctiuiln and Minnesota indicate like fly paper. Furl her Htlempts to lax
him down were futile. He warned ii <
north of liiugland." says a medical
hnte Democrtttlc gains."
Hie crowd beard ouly tbe first sen- food but heart f»n d. no milk bin ihai man. "I wits told of an extraordinary
of human kindness. So the big man incident wherein the main figure, an
*sre.
Shouting, cheering, yelling,
laid that baby hwlde him on the pil economical housewife, exhiblled under
kTviimlhg. it broke for tbe street.
low*. the baby put one rose pcini hand trying circumstances a trait quite
"Hold ou!" called Shorty. "Here's
to his father’s ntubby <h»«.'k. gave a characteristic of her. It seems that
IM her."
long, quivering, satisfied sigh and slept she had by mistake taken a quantity
Bulletin No. 8. "Quay concedes Penn-
of poison-mercurial polsoti • tbe anti
for Rix unbroken hours
■»tvauln to Bryan."
An Bink« lay there, afraid to stir iesi dote for which, as all should know,
Another fragment broke from the
he disturb lhe little one ami finding comprises the whites of eggs. When
cowd and ran down tbe street sbout-
like a horse thief i»e« nnse tie had lei this antidote was tmlng administered,
M Hie news. Tbe new operator's peu-
ib»> love hungrv .infant < ry his heart the order tor which the unfortunate
'd was traveling rapidly over tbe pa
lady had overheard, she managed to
out. he repealed frequently:
ler. while bls friends and fellow clti-
‘•|>is<’lpliiie lie bunged!” — 'Chicago murmur, although almost unconscious;
brw crowded closely upou bltn and
■.Mary Mary! Save the yolks for the
News.
"8'1 as be wrote bulletin No. 7. "Mark
puddings!* ’’—Loudon Tit Bits.
Manna has locked up Republican bead-
She Was Willing.
Wrtirs and gone borne."
He—Do ymt know mat ns long as I
Scie vtific.
J lie roar of tbe crowd was drowned have known you I have never seen ymt
"Mary Ellen, why is It you are al
kf the roar of exploding giant powder, dressed In white? She—Indeed! Are
ways smashing your gold eyeglass»-
talldlngs shook, windows rattled, ac-
yon. then, so partial to the color? He and tbe steel ones st Ik on your now
f»tu|iauled by tbe crash of broken —Not exactly that, but whenever I we as though glued there?"
P»«. Tbe celebration was on. and a girl dressed in while I am always
•fan't you guess whyT*
»Bony McIntyre was alone.
templed to kiss her
She Will ymi
"Not unless It's a sign that riches are
The celebration lasted for two days. excuse ine for a quarter of an hour?
fleeting and the poor you hare always
*!*■ morning after election tbe regular
with you "
W-rator bad recovered sufficiently to
••Not al all. There Is nothing alle
Didn't Believe In It.
frau»< rlbe messages announcing Mc
Tbe Squire—That's a splendid horse. gorical about It. The reason Is just
Auley's victory.
Those who were
Giles. I snp|H.se roil f»*»M it daily sclentlflc. It's my magnetic attraction
*der pnoitgb to understand them
that’s all "-New York Sun.
«»nt believe them
After several with punctuality.
None n* yrr non
tilles -Nsw. xttr
Jniings of what would bappeo to
Used to..Th,m.
- me Just ay and
A1 If he didn't quit 'Trying to fool fangled 'f<»«ls ' ur
Tbe Tlaln Oue—And weren’t you a
oats—oats and ay. - Dindon Telegraph
the operator, desisted and join-
bit nertoits when be proposetl to you?
’’•» the general jubilation. Not until
The Pretty One-Ob. dear, no’ I’m-
Business.
^arrival of tbe Denver papers on the
»lie garden party»-Let powtls uw<l to make me uervoua. but
MlM CO.T
’’ron<i flay did that camp awake to a
-----
yon
kltui
nw>?
Ct-rtnltUy
twit *. I’ve only not any more —E vba or*
^MltNtlon of tbe outcome of tbe elec-
Mr Hustler
known
yon
an
lemr
!
and then there waa not sufflcient
A Blander.
Well. i ben. sup-
I **2»f left to rent even Indignation (looking at hi« wan h>
-i «<•« that ruy.-il blood has been di"-
pope I come sround in an hour and a
Bbcrty, much leas to take re- qunner?-H.wt.>n Ì riim-crtpl.
covered In nn old American family **
On tbe third day the volunteer
-Don't believe It. Home gossip is al-
J*t»tor we* more popular than ever.
wnrn making a «lam at onr old fam
He
that
Is
ill
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Mtowlf
will
be
good
I 7'll admitted he had given them t*s
. iUe«.’* 1‘bil id» Iphl« Ledger.
to nobody.-Stub b Iruverb.
to of (belr
Jock f*
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