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¿^LAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER 7 A BURGLAR’S ADVICE. Some Da<"ing Pranks Playee Upon Royal Personages. A flower for the kaiser . I I military prisoners . #»>*• to K..p .nd m B»v»lv.r at Night »nd How t, |t 1 ’ake my |».o tft b an auswer tu >h» J rlle •r'”1 uanie "Victim" wt • * 'pNI «“ your bedriiom “ **" make von safe fr . •* "HI •bio the room and-shonu?’........... . 1 Otiorstioos That Mads His Majesty after .L k , h ,, y , ells '<■ Explod» With Wrath—A Medical Di h haS gon*‘ ”><<'lle< t from the ploma For a Prince of Wales—The V ary insurance company Duke and the Stockbrokers. Th» Bull Ring, Tb» hardest duty Ilul „ w>l<1|Hr *'er <«lle<l U|Mll, |M.rf„r|1, h| l(|liw l*“a<v sod tbe duty V.C. which L he drt»ad* •be HhMt b, ,hr ruitrdlu|, ()f" „ t military prixviiPi's. These are divided iutu two classes: H“st. Garrison prisoners, who have received i|Kbt sentences for miuur bleu. Ufa ,„ dlaciplln» #|,(| aU| turn«! to duty In a short time. S«> ond. - Military convicts, who for »tteiupled desertion or other serious military < rimes have been dishonor ably discharged by order of a court martial aud have received semeiH-es varying from a few months' to several years’ vouhueiuent at hard labor, ac cording to tbe gravity of the uffeuse nto their ranks the vicious element or those who bold their oath of enlist uieut too lightly eventually Und their way. Every morning at fatigue call the prisoners are drawn up hi a long line In front ot the guardhouse and sur rouoded by a chain of seutries. The I somber prison garb of the • geuernls"- uiilltary convicts were formerly known as "general prisoners"-is marked with a gigantic capital "P,” which renders them conspicuous aud therefore makes escape more difficult. Some are evil looking fellows with long and unsavory records. Doubtless many have "done time” more than once In civil prisons before evading tbe watchfulness of the recruiting officer and Boding their way into the army. Others are rosy cheeked Isds who in all probability have yet to see their twenty-Urst birthday, and in nine cases out of ten tbe charge against them is desertiou. Homesickness or restlessness under military restraint and discipline have led them Into the rash act, the heavy penalties of which they may not have fully realized. in groups of twos aud three and guarded by seutries with loaded rides, these men perform most of the dis agreeable work and menial labor about tbe army post, which is highly varied in character and may cousist of anything from sprinkling the flower beds on the officers’ lawns to digglug ditches for monster sewer pipes. Al I I though they generally perform tbelr enforced tasks cheerfully, occasionally a particularly disagreeable piece of work causes a miniature strike, and a dozen men may “buck”—that is. re- fuse to work. It is then that the historic "bull ring" is resorted to. A huge circle Is marked out on the ground, and the malefactors are required to walk around Its circumference In Indian tile for eight hours a day. preserving ale solute silence. A ten minute respite Is allowed at noon for a bread and water lunch. A day or two of this treatment usually suffice to break the most stubborn will, if not there still remain solitary confinement on tbe bread and water diet aud as a last resort rhe dungeon. The prison duty is by all odds tbe grimmest phase of the soldier’s life He may find himself standing guard over his best friend, with orders to shoot to kill should bls man attempt to escape.-Youth’s Companion. Some year« ago a paragraph appear Ion Berlin dally stating that Prince X’ l 8ikm'et bo,e Brury. wb<> bad Just returned from gbt back of the bolt and slides it fl, visit to the United States, had back qulet and eagy Just ih(_ ^nie drought home as a present to his «ay as we putg hu|fg |hro||gb brother a number of plants of a new panel back of dead latches on outside variety of ••rlmson carnation. “As d -or,, because there ain’t nothing will „very oue knows,” tbe paragraph con Mop . man that knows the trade only eluded, "the red carnation is his 1m- • a eel door with an Iron crossbar back Of It and electric contacts all round perial majesty’s favorite flower.” 0a the d..y after the publication of . "bat, more Is that any man that this news th" kaiser was due at Alx- ' » eeps with a pistol under his pillow M — town ------ 18 » chump, because that’s where we UCbnpelle - A member of the council »uggested that every oue In ‘’'«ays feels for |t tbe first thing no,f . ----- .... . a hn»t nnh.si. of the I gets It before proceeding to the bust - tbe town .. wear buttoubole nes» of the evening, the right place to kaiser’s favorite flower. '/be suggestion was at ouce acted keep » pistol being In the front hall on. The frock coated members of the 1 hanging on a nail where you ain’t deputation w liicb waited next morning Hable to do no damage to the tied <tu tbe platform each wore proudly a room walls and furniture with It. be sides Its being bad for nervous people buttonhole of the deepest crimson Tbe poor fellows could not conceive to wake up In the night and feel for why tbe kaiser’s demeanor was so a pistol that ain't there no more. If a guy wants to take a pistol to bed freeilng. He dismissed them with a few words, got into bis carriage and with him and thinks he’s got nerve enough to use it tbe proper place for it drove off. At tbe towu ball was another deputa is not under tbe pillow, because that's tion, similarly decorated. Then his where we always look for it. but it’s uujesty’s wrath exploded. “What Is at the foot of the bed. about where the meaning of this Insult?’ he de you can stretch out with your toes so manded. Some one explained, and that when you wake up and feel the tbeb one of tbe kaiser's attendants took burglar’s hand searching under your the mayor aside. “My dear sir,” he pillow you can lay still till he moves laid, “surely you know that the red over to the bureau, when you will carnation la the emblem of the Social have plenty of time to get hold of your Democrats aud of all flowers the one gun with your toes and pull it np gen tle and slow like you was still fast which bls majesty chiefly detests I” Many years ago King Edward VII., asleep till you get your grip on it and then Prince of Wales, was the sub then if you are quick enough to make ject of a stupid hoax. Ue received a the burglar shoot in the smoke all letter inforiulug him of bls unanimous right, but If you ain’t got the nerve election as honorary member of tbe for the Job you’d better not have no Princeton medical faculty aud signed guns around, because he will shoot by three students. With bls Invariable next. Having been In the bolt slipping and courtesy tbe recipient requested bls private secretary to acknowledge It pistol collecting business for nine The reply said, “Ills royal blgbuess years. I guess I know the game, and will remember with pride and satis If I knowed where your mug “Victim" faction the mark of distinction re Ilves 1 would Just come up some even Ing and pineb his gun for him to show celled ut tbe bands of the Princeton him hls bolt Is no good.—Sloppy Mike medlcul faculty.” 111 New York Sun. As a matter of fact, there is not and lever wus such uu organization. As Impudent a boax as ever was NO IMPEDIMENT. beird of wus perpetrated In 1804 upon ■ Belgian paper. A letter purporting An Objection to a Wedding Ceremony That Was Overruled. to Ire In tbe handwriting and above tbe signature of Princess Louise of A popular politician tells a story Coburg was received by tbe editor, about one of his electioneering cam who very foolishly published It with palgns. He had arrived about noon at out first assuring himself as to Its gen a certain small station. He started out uineness. after dinner for a walk about the vil 'Ibis letter gave a long catalogue of lage. on tbe outskirts of which he tbe wrongs of Princess Louise and of came upon a building thronged with her sisters and constituted a most people. The building was a church, and a brutal attack upon her father, the king wedding was about to take place. He of tbe Belgians. Tbe letter was at once copied by a edged bls way through the crowd until »umber of other papers, Including he reached a spot where he had a good more than one In England. Naturally view of the bride and bridegroom and Where He Blundered. It gave great pain to the princess her tbe clergyman who was about to per A Cleveland lawyer tells a story »elf. and tbe only wonder Is that a form tbe ceremony. Tbe church was packed, with the ex about a Milesian wlelder of the pick prosecution for libel was not the Im ception of a low. dark gallery near the who had been digging a trench for a mediate result. gas pipe lending to a private residence Home years ago a young American roof This was apparently deserted. The minister proceeded with the —a one inch pipe ffl,man who was staying In Copen Contemplating tbe excavation and hagen made a bet with a friend that ceremony until he came to tbe point comparing Its capacity with the loose <be wpuld propose to the king of Den where custom required him to pause dirt, he shook his head In doubt ’Be and inquire if there was any one pres mark. this and be that." said be. "I’m think wby the ent who knew any reason C; Ou one of the king's public reception Ina I’ll not bave room In tbe dlt<-h ror ti’.’s tbe American lady found her way couple should not be made husband all Hie dlrrt on the pile, bad cess.” A hush fell upon the as- and wife —------ .. . to tbe royal residence. "But.” said a bystander, "why not. "hat can I do for, you. madam?' somblage. and every one waited in Pat?’ suspense. Something of » breathless suspense a aakod the king. “Sure." be made reply, “because I "Your majesty. I desired to ask you sensation was caused "ben a voice didn’t dig It deep enough!"-Clevelund If you would like to marry me?” was came from the upper gallery, saying News. •he reply. “Yes, I do.” All eyes were turned to tbe gallery Tbe king merely smiled. A Growing Lov». and Mrs. Married Bliss were I am afraid I am a little too old,” where, seated all alone In the gloom Mr. __ barelv discernible, was a meek looking bo said, and at the same moment he belli growing very plump, aud every beckoned to one of tbe officials to con- little man. with a hnegard face and eflfort to reduce weight bad proved disheveled hair After tbe clergyman fruitless, and tbelr discontent with ouet the lady to the door. He had had recovered from bls surprise be their failure was pathetic. Put ber down as a harmless lunatic. said sternly. “State your reason sir "it is too bad." said a mutual friend A Joke of Tatber a rough order was The suspense was turned to merr to a sympathetic physician “The Played upon the first cousin of the em- ment by tbe little ®»° » «P'F: Blisses are »0 fond of each other and Peror of Austria, the Archduke Sal- "1 want tbe girl myself, be said.- used to be »0 graceful and slender -»•tor, once when be was In Paris. He when they were first married.” *•» passing the bourse—the Parisian London Ttt-Blta. "Ab. well!” replied the physician •dulvaient of the Stock Exchange— Rett Your Eyes. “Think how much more they are to *ben hu companion, a lanky young The moment you are Instinctively In- each other now.”—Life. r tench count, suggested that he ®l«bt look inside. Little Break*. ’’,f you walk straight in,” he said. ^yXibrof\Teff:riy°divln Among “blunders In emphast»" the 0De will notice you. They will prize must be a warded to the remark you for a stockbroker.” :p^tiorfoWr3rnfl^e^he^'er of t.ie beau’lful Miss Gunning to The duke took him at his word, but 0 course he was no sooner Inside R Vo that on awakening the eyes George II. She told the king that »he Mn be was recognised as a sightseer. shTll open on the light of a window, would dearly lore to see a coronation. A compliment not infrequently ’»ke» ’ silk hat was Instantly spirited i questionable form. G. W. E Hu»- *•/. and be was at once surrounded eell in bls "Collections and Recollec- 1 • tnob of dealers with notebooks 1 tloM” tell» of a working class admirer «outing fabulous offers to buy or sell who once said to tbe dean of W ludaor Mock Dr Wellesley). “1 always »ay there» Tbe duke had a desperate struggle I nothing of tbe gentleman about you. ’reach the front lobby, and when at pains and confuse» tbe sight. —St James' Gazette. h* <ot there, hatless and breath- he found that some genial soul The Old Style. Th. Part That Never Change*. Pinned a long price list to the "What a very affecting part my No, thia la not Esperanto: bls ooat. Koon oont.w the» yelsuoo «nd. dear ” remarked the bu.band as they " 1» not likely that any reigning returned from tbe euburbsn tb.ster And *nd vrelgn ^er Rot g more unpleasant tbe other night "I suppose there a',re 'ban did Ferdinand of Bulgarin wasn't a dry eye In tbe bo«. Nor bit the song ®a five years ago. His private sec- “1 observed, however," said the wife ’ry; » young boron, was awsy in Is imitating tbe bellow0^ whlMUn< "that there seemed to be tbe usual arri'iL* 00 * ’»cation when a letter M * h . teeth No: » «• Shake- number of dry throata.’-London Tlt- la» o/ f°r roF»l master announc- ^‘^“irric ’ Come unto these yellow Blts______________ _ IM tk he DOt pvop«»e return ,PX’ rewritten *'ter Th» OiWarenee- ’bat he Would be glad for the sum Stubbornneaa la fikbtlng to bare In WJ!°’°°°; o'iwrwtse. he wrote, be Í , certain way what you want Strength K '¿be oompelled to sell a number tak.**cret <>ocutnents which be had of purp-»ae U setting In tb. moat cou- Tb. young renient way ’b«» pr^D,g wl'h iblm. ot W PÄrT. Thrown fault yoo desire-Ublcago Hecord Herald. Patchi?0^ Prince Terdlnand dls- »0-, , •bom0 * couple of secret service en ot b-» missing secretary, u—,, '“•? ran tb ground peacefully th. elub -New York Ltt*_ ¿T* *« on bls row n estate Further *o(h,nn/loc Proved the missive to be bnt a hoax London Answer* ^.-Pollock. J. R. HARTER, Real Estate and Financial Agent. Insurance. How They A,, Guarded Bt Garrison» The wont feature about milling • He b that you «« *> »P‘ »° your Anger».—Pu' A _ OFFICE: TILLAMOOK HOTEL. WAGONS, BUGGIES, Bicycles. AUTOMOBILES. I have some new and second hand ladies* and gent's wheels a< a bargain. Will not be undersold by Eastern firms. Come and see my stock. I am pre pared to build you anj kind of a bike at short notice. Bargains never before seen in Tilla mook for cash. Old bicycles taken. Cost no more than others. Don’t buy until you investigate. Let us send you our catalogue. Ask us about the 1910 automobiles- you won’t regret it. E. D SNODGRASS, Automobile Salesroom, Chapman aud Alder Sts, PORTLAND. Wagons and Buggies 330 E Morrison St. PORTLAND. AT THE OLD STAND. ALBERT AMY, Painter & Decorator. All work E" first c I. im , and guaranteed order promptly attended to. TILLAMOOK.................. WEIKHlflO'S COLUMBIA BEER, OREGON Real Estate for Sale. ¿XPORT BEER, LANDS IMPROVED AND UNIMPROVED Tillamook City Property in any part of City. BAY CITY LOT8. Small Traots near Bay City as low at $39.00 per acre. Timber of good quality c »nnieting of Hpruoe, hemlock, fir and cellar near to water. Several hundred acre» to be had in one body, by J. C. BEWLEY, Tillamook, Oregon. Nothing doing on Sunday». FARM KAISER BLUME. Unsurpassed, Non Intoxicating. MALT TEA. BOTTLED BY THE -.Mi Ml Mil -Mi’ -MK ¡MH Ml IMI! Ml « Ml. MBH Columbia Bottling Co., Oregon- Soda ’.Vaters, Sipthons, Bartlett Mineral » THE POET SAYS] ¡ Water. BEFORE SCHOOL Have your eyes examined before starting to school. Do not be troubled with your eyes this winter. If you have your eyes properly fitted with a pair of glasses you will uot be compelled to go home with a sick headache »A or be troubled with a headache at all. .¿k Have your eyes examined before they become strained y* for close wotk and avoid future trouble. All work guaranteed satisfactory. | ® ® ® ® S Dr. Henry C. Morris. Sk At Jenkins’Jewelry Store, Tillamook, Ore. g. “ Beauty draws us by a single hair.” -«i.-ai -*.« *«1 «viat iiat. an--«n«. I }Thie seema like eomething of I An exageration the not part of the if nt least on does apply to | fl poet, The man with a single j men. would not draw worth a j hair unless as a curiosity. ■ cent, V People to l<M»k their ls>st need hair, they need all they evei have. If the hair begins tu go it is time to use 3 J IMPERIAL HAIR TONIC. Thi« preparation saves hair. It W stimulates the hair bulbs, cleans f the scalp of dandruff or eruptions, ¡and promotes new growth. Try I it now. Price 50c. and |1 00 a bottle. MBIMMUMB Ml.”Mi MU 'Mil«' lMUJMIl> MU' ¡ 40 Registered 40 !CHAS. I. CLOUGH CO., Reliable Druggists A. D. PERKINS, and R. Prescription Experts. D RESIDENT DENTIST. Office in Sturgeon'» Building. All Work Guaranteed. HOLiSTEiriS-FRIESIflHS, OKBGON. TILLAMOOK. 10 cows from 3 to 7 years, fresh and soon to be fresh, 15 bred heifers ; 15 bulls, many from A. R. O. Dams of 19 to 25 pounds of butter in 7 days. These cattle are from the best working herds in New York and will be sold at prices that any fanner can afford to buy. Coine and see them or write for description and prices of what you want. LODGE, MASONIC No. Ö7, meet» on third Satur of day each month in 1.0 O F. Hall, at 7:30 p.in. F b > nk S hvkhani k . W.M. E kwin H ahkihov , Sec. FRYAR 8 l COMPANY, Sumner, Wash. s. VIERECK, § Watch Repairing Tip. ft VA $ VA * It’s astonishing how many fine watches are ruined each year by being placed in the hauds of poor and inex- perienced workmen for repairs. A slight oversight on their pait often causes an unnoticeable grinding and clicking that will wear out the best movement in a short time. Why run these chances? Leave your repairing in our hands and you will get all long experience and honesty can give. EUGENE JENKINS, The Reliable Jeweler to to to to SA Tillamook Bakery, OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE. SPECIALTY IN ALL KIND OF CAKES, ALL KINO OF BREAD. THE dlANEST • ¡ME UdfTEST ■ THE MOST COMfOHABlf POMMEL \\ SLICKER and apt t in the k end because it wears longest '342^. A. K. CASE, IWY GMHtXT WMMYUD WAm/pf/ocr PBOPBIBTOB Tillamook Iron Works T owbb C o . O. D««TU> U1A RNKMVO. CAMACA. General Machinists & Blacksmiths. Boiler Work, Logger’s Work and Heavy Forging, Fine Machine Work a Specialty. TILLAMOOK, OREGON. For Real Estate, — SEE — W C TROMBLEY. HAY CITY, OREGON.
