¿^LAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER 7
A BURGLAR’S ADVICE.
Some Da<"ing Pranks Playee
Upon Royal Personages.
A flower
for the kaiser .
I
I
military prisoners .
#»>*• to K..p
.nd m
B»v»lv.r at Night
»nd How t,
|t
1 ’ake my |».o tft b
an auswer tu >h»
J
rlle •r'”1
uanie "Victim" wt • * 'pNI
«“ your bedriiom
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make von safe fr . •*
"HI
•bio the room and-shonu?’........... .
1
Otiorstioos That Mads His Majesty
after .L k
, h ,, y , ells
'<■
Explod» With Wrath—A Medical Di
h
haS gon*‘ ”><<'lle< t from the
ploma For a Prince of Wales—The
V ary insurance company
Duke and the Stockbrokers.
Th» Bull Ring,
Tb» hardest duty Ilul „ w>l<1|Hr
*'er <«lle<l U|Mll,
|M.rf„r|1, h| l(|liw
l*“a<v sod tbe duty V.C.
which L he drt»ad*
•be HhMt b, ,hr ruitrdlu|, ()f"
„ t military
prixviiPi's. These are divided iutu two
classes:
H“st. Garrison prisoners, who have
received i|Kbt sentences for miuur
bleu. Ufa ,„ dlaciplln» #|,(| aU|
turn«! to duty In a short time.
S«> ond. - Military convicts, who for
»tteiupled desertion or other serious
military < rimes have been dishonor
ably discharged by order of a court
martial aud have received semeiH-es
varying from a few months' to several
years’ vouhueiuent at hard labor, ac
cording to tbe gravity of the uffeuse
nto their ranks the vicious element or
those who bold their oath of enlist
uieut too lightly eventually Und their
way.
Every morning at fatigue call the
prisoners are drawn up hi a long line
In front ot the guardhouse and sur
rouoded by a chain of seutries. The I
somber prison garb of the • geuernls"-
uiilltary convicts were formerly known
as "general prisoners"-is marked with
a gigantic capital "P,” which renders
them conspicuous aud therefore makes
escape more difficult.
Some are evil looking fellows with
long and unsavory records. Doubtless
many have "done time” more than
once In civil prisons before evading tbe
watchfulness of the recruiting officer
and Boding their way into the army.
Others are rosy cheeked Isds who in
all probability have yet to see their
twenty-Urst birthday, and in nine
cases out of ten tbe charge against
them is desertiou. Homesickness or
restlessness under military restraint
and discipline have led them Into the
rash act, the heavy penalties of which
they may not have fully realized.
in groups of twos aud three and
guarded by seutries with loaded rides,
these men perform most of the dis
agreeable work and menial labor
about tbe army post, which is highly
varied in character and may cousist
of anything from sprinkling the flower
beds on the officers’ lawns to digglug
ditches for monster sewer pipes. Al I
I
though they generally perform tbelr
enforced tasks cheerfully, occasionally
a particularly disagreeable piece of
work causes a miniature strike, and a
dozen men may “buck”—that is. re-
fuse to work.
It is then that the historic "bull
ring" is resorted to. A huge circle Is
marked out on the ground, and the
malefactors are required to walk
around Its circumference In Indian tile
for eight hours a day. preserving ale
solute silence. A ten minute respite
Is allowed at noon for a bread and
water lunch. A day or two of this
treatment usually suffice to break the
most stubborn will, if not there still
remain solitary confinement on tbe
bread and water diet aud as a last
resort rhe dungeon.
The prison duty is by all odds tbe
grimmest phase of the soldier’s life
He may find himself standing guard
over his best friend, with orders to
shoot to kill should bls man attempt
to escape.-Youth’s Companion.
Some year« ago a paragraph appear
Ion Berlin dally stating that Prince
X’ l 8ikm'et bo,e
Brury. wb<> bad Just returned from
gbt back of the bolt and slides it
fl, visit to the United States, had back qulet and eagy Just ih(_ ^nie
drought home as a present to his «ay as we putg hu|fg |hro||gb
brother a number of plants of a new panel back of dead latches on outside
variety of ••rlmson carnation.
“As d -or,, because there ain’t nothing will
„very oue knows,” tbe paragraph con Mop . man that knows the trade only
eluded, "the red carnation is his 1m- • a eel door with an Iron crossbar back
Of It and electric contacts all round
perial majesty’s favorite flower.”
0a the d..y after the publication of . "bat, more Is that any man that
this news th" kaiser was due at Alx- ' » eeps with a pistol under his pillow
M
— town
------ 18 » chump, because that’s where we
UCbnpelle - A member of the
council »uggested that every oue In ‘’'«ays feels for |t tbe first thing no,f
. -----
.... . a hn»t
nnh.si. of the I gets It before proceeding to the bust
-
tbe
town .. wear
buttoubole
nes» of the evening, the right place to
kaiser’s favorite flower.
'/be suggestion was at ouce acted keep » pistol being In the front hall
on. The frock coated members of the 1 hanging on a nail where you ain’t
deputation w liicb waited next morning Hable to do no damage to the tied
<tu tbe platform each wore proudly a room walls and furniture with It. be
sides Its being bad for nervous people
buttonhole of the deepest crimson
Tbe poor fellows could not conceive to wake up In the night and feel for
why tbe kaiser’s demeanor was so a pistol that ain't there no more.
If a guy wants to take a pistol to bed
freeilng. He dismissed them with a
few words, got into bis carriage and with him and thinks he’s got nerve
enough to use it tbe proper place for it
drove off.
At tbe towu ball was another deputa is not under tbe pillow, because that's
tion, similarly decorated. Then his where we always look for it. but it’s
uujesty’s wrath exploded. “What Is at the foot of the bed. about where
the meaning of this Insult?’ he de you can stretch out with your toes so
manded. Some one explained, and that when you wake up and feel the
tbeb one of tbe kaiser's attendants took burglar’s hand searching under your
the mayor aside. “My dear sir,” he pillow you can lay still till he moves
laid, “surely you know that the red over to the bureau, when you will
carnation la the emblem of the Social have plenty of time to get hold of your
Democrats aud of all flowers the one gun with your toes and pull it np gen
tle and slow like you was still fast
which bls majesty chiefly detests I”
Many years ago King Edward VII., asleep till you get your grip on it and
then Prince of Wales, was the sub then if you are quick enough to make
ject of a stupid hoax. Ue received a the burglar shoot in the smoke all
letter inforiulug him of bls unanimous right, but If you ain’t got the nerve
election as honorary member of tbe for the Job you’d better not have no
Princeton medical faculty aud signed guns around, because he will shoot
by three students. With bls Invariable next.
Having been In the bolt slipping and
courtesy tbe recipient requested bls
private secretary to acknowledge It pistol collecting business for nine
The reply said, “Ills royal blgbuess years. I guess I know the game, and
will remember with pride and satis If I knowed where your mug “Victim"
faction the mark of distinction re Ilves 1 would Just come up some even
Ing and pineb his gun for him to show
celled ut tbe bands of the Princeton
him hls bolt Is no good.—Sloppy Mike
medlcul faculty.”
111 New York Sun.
As a matter of fact, there is not and
lever wus such uu organization.
As Impudent a boax as ever was
NO IMPEDIMENT.
beird of wus perpetrated In 1804 upon
■ Belgian paper. A letter purporting An Objection to a Wedding Ceremony
That Was Overruled.
to Ire In tbe handwriting and above
tbe signature of Princess Louise of
A popular politician tells a story
Coburg was received by tbe editor, about one of his electioneering cam
who very foolishly published It with palgns. He had arrived about noon at
out first assuring himself as to Its gen a certain small station. He started out
uineness.
after dinner for a walk about the vil
'Ibis letter gave a long catalogue of lage. on tbe outskirts of which he
tbe wrongs of Princess Louise and of came upon a building thronged with
her sisters and constituted a most people.
The building was a church, and a
brutal attack upon her father, the king
wedding was about to take place. He
of tbe Belgians.
Tbe letter was at once copied by a edged bls way through the crowd until
»umber of other papers, Including he reached a spot where he had a good
more than one In England. Naturally view of the bride and bridegroom and
Where He Blundered.
It gave great pain to the princess her tbe clergyman who was about to per
A Cleveland lawyer tells a story
»elf. and tbe only wonder Is that a form tbe ceremony.
Tbe church was packed, with the ex about a Milesian wlelder of the pick
prosecution for libel was not the Im
ception of a low. dark gallery near the who had been digging a trench for a
mediate result.
gas pipe lending to a private residence
Home years ago a young American roof This was apparently deserted.
The minister proceeded with the —a one inch pipe
ffl,man who was staying In Copen
Contemplating tbe excavation and
hagen made a bet with a friend that ceremony until he came to tbe point comparing Its capacity with the loose
<be wpuld propose to the king of Den where custom required him to pause dirt, he shook his head In doubt
’Be
and inquire if there was any one pres
mark.
this and be that." said be. "I’m think
wby
the
ent
who
knew
any
reason
C;
Ou one of the king's public reception
Ina I’ll not bave room In tbe dlt<-h ror
ti’.’s tbe American lady found her way couple should not be made husband all Hie dlrrt on the pile, bad cess.”
A
hush
fell
upon
the
as-
and wife —------ ..
.
to tbe royal residence.
"But.” said a bystander, "why not.
"hat can I do for, you. madam?' somblage. and every one waited in
Pat?’
suspense.
Something
of
»
breathless
suspense
a
aakod the king.
“Sure." be made reply, “because I
"Your majesty. I desired to ask you sensation was caused "ben a voice didn’t dig It deep enough!"-Clevelund
If you would like to marry me?” was came from the upper gallery, saying
News.
•he reply.
“Yes, I do.”
All
eyes
were
turned
to
tbe
gallery
Tbe king merely smiled.
A Growing Lov».
and Mrs. Married Bliss were
I am afraid I am a little too old,” where, seated all alone In the gloom
Mr. __
barelv
discernible,
was
a
meek
looking
bo said, and at the same moment he
belli growing very plump, aud every
beckoned to one of tbe officials to con- little man. with a hnegard face and eflfort to reduce weight bad proved
disheveled hair After tbe clergyman fruitless, and tbelr discontent with
ouet the lady to the door. He had
had recovered from bls surprise be
their failure was pathetic.
Put ber down as a harmless lunatic.
said sternly. “State your reason sir
"it is too bad." said a mutual friend
A Joke of Tatber a rough order was
The suspense was turned to merr
to a sympathetic physician
“The
Played upon the first cousin of the em-
ment by tbe little ®»° » «P'F:
Blisses are »0 fond of each other and
Peror of Austria, the Archduke Sal-
"1 want tbe girl myself, be said.- used to be »0 graceful and slender
-»•tor, once when be was In Paris. He
when they were first married.”
*•» passing the bourse—the Parisian London Ttt-Blta.
"Ab. well!” replied the physician
•dulvaient of the Stock Exchange—
Rett
Your
Eyes.
“Think how much more they are to
*ben hu companion, a lanky young
The moment you are Instinctively In-
each other now.”—Life.
r tench count, suggested that he
®l«bt look inside.
Little Break*.
’’,f you walk straight in,” he said.
^yXibrof\Teff:riy°divln
Among “blunders In emphast»" the
0De will notice you. They will
prize must be a warded to the remark
you for a stockbroker.”
:p^tiorfoWr3rnfl^e^he^'er of t.ie beau’lful Miss Gunning to
The duke took him at his word, but
0 course he was no sooner Inside R Vo that on awakening the eyes George II. She told the king that »he
Mn be was recognised as a sightseer. shTll open on the light of a window, would dearly lore to see a coronation.
A compliment not infrequently ’»ke»
’ silk hat was Instantly spirited
i questionable form. G. W. E Hu»-
*•/. and be was at once surrounded
eell in bls "Collections and Recollec-
1 • tnob of dealers with notebooks
1 tloM” tell» of a working class admirer
«outing fabulous offers to buy or sell
who once said to tbe dean of W ludaor
Mock
Dr Wellesley). “1 always »ay there»
Tbe duke had a desperate struggle
I nothing of tbe gentleman about you.
’reach the front lobby, and when at pains and confuse» tbe sight.
—St James' Gazette.
h* <ot there, hatless and breath-
he found that some genial soul
The Old Style.
Th. Part That Never Change*.
Pinned a long price list to the
"What a very affecting part my
No, thia la not Esperanto:
bls ooat.
Koon oont.w the» yelsuoo «nd.
dear ” remarked the bu.band as they
" 1» not likely that any reigning
returned from tbe euburbsn tb.ster
And
*nd
vrelgn ^er Rot g more unpleasant
tbe other night
"I suppose there
a',re 'ban did Ferdinand of Bulgarin
wasn't a dry eye In tbe bo«.
Nor
bit
the
song
®a five years ago. His private sec-
“1 observed, however," said the wife
’ry; » young boron, was awsy in Is imitating tbe bellow0^ whlMUn< "that there seemed to be tbe usual
arri'iL* 00 * ’»cation when a letter M * h . teeth No: » «• Shake- number of dry throata.’-London Tlt-
la» o/ f°r
roF»l master announc- ^‘^“irric ’ Come unto these yellow
Blts______________ _
IM tk he
DOt pvop«»e
return ,PX’
rewritten *'ter
Th» OiWarenee-
’bat he Would be glad for the sum
Stubbornneaa la fikbtlng to bare In
WJ!°’°°°; o'iwrwtse. he wrote, be
Í
, certain way what you want Strength
K '¿be oompelled to sell a number
tak.**cret <>ocutnents which be had
of purp-»ae U setting In tb. moat cou-
Tb. young
renient way ’b«» pr^D,g
wl'h iblm.
ot W PÄrT. Thrown fault yoo desire-Ublcago Hecord Herald.
Patchi?0^ Prince Terdlnand dls-
»0-, ,
•bom0
* couple
of
secret service en
ot b-» missing secretary,
u—,, '“•? ran tb ground peacefully th. elub -New York Ltt*_
¿T* *« on bls row n estate Further
*o(h,nn/loc Proved the missive to be
bnt a hoax London Answer* ^.-Pollock.
J. R. HARTER,
Real Estate and
Financial Agent.
Insurance.
How They A,, Guarded Bt Garrison»
The wont feature about milling •
He b that you «« *> »P‘ »°
your Anger».—Pu' A
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Do not be troubled with your eyes this winter. If you
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»A or be troubled with a headache at all.
.¿k
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At Jenkins’Jewelry Store, Tillamook, Ore.
g.
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-«i.-ai -*.« *«1 «viat iiat. an--«n«. I
}Thie seema like eomething of I
An exageration
the not
part
of the
if nt least on
does
apply
to |
fl poet, The man with a single
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