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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JULY 8, Advertising Rate*. Lsoab ApvEKTiszMsNTe : 10 First Inaetlon, per line.................. I 5 Each subsequent insertion, line.... Businees and professional cards, I 00 1 month................................ .... 5 00| Hoineeiead Notices .................. .. 10 00 Timber Claims ................... .. 5 Locals per line each insertion ... Display advertisement, an inch. 50 1 month ......................................... Ail Resolutions of Condoleuce and Lodge Notices. Sc. per line. Cards of Thanks, 5c. per line. Notices, Lost, Strayed or Stolen, etc., minimum rale, 25c. uot exceed ng five lilies. RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION .STRICTLY IM ADVANCE.) One year............................................ 1.50 75 Six months........................................ 50 Three months.................................... After rending all of the evidence in the Gould divorce fri.il one can not help nd- mitting that there is much more pleasure jn building castles in Spain than on Long Island MS« If we ar»» under no necessity of pro viding our young women with ebsper- ons hi their social relations with our own young men, it seems that chaperons may be necessary for them in our Chinese Sunday Schools. t Mrs Howard Gould denies inrt-g- i Dant y that she ever hitched up a mule team it strikes us, however, that she had hitched up and worked in running harness Some auim a I h closely related to the mule. « « • a ■ Forty-seven girl graduates of an Illinois school managed to get through c luiiiianoeiiicnt day with dresses cost ing 14 cents each. Qnita a difference between this and the price paid fur dinner gowns at Castle Gould. ■ • ■ THE SEA ELEPHANT, (harming Expariancs With an Over worked Irish Watchmaker. 1 Ml In with a delightful man at a little town In County Fermanagh. 1 wanted a little tbfng done to my watch, and I asked blm bow long It would take to do It. He assured me that be was driven to death with work and was up till late every night trying to get ahead, but that be would try to find time to mend my watch some time before 7 o'clock, when he nominally closed. Then be followed me to tbe door of bls shop and began to ask me questions about America. He pointed out different passersby and told me their life histories. And every once In a while he would say: “I've not had a day off for nearly a year, not even bank holiday. Never a minute for anything but work. I've an order now that’s going to keep me busy, except for the time I'll give to your watch, all the rest of tbe day. And dinner eaten in my wnrabop to save time.” I bade him good day and didn't go near there until 7 o’clock In the even ing. 1 found him outside the shop dis cussing the strike of the constabulary at Belfast with a neighbor. "Awfully sorry, sir. but I’ve been so busy today that I've been unable to finish that job. It'll not take over twenty minutes when I get to it. Can you come In the morning?” Next morning I was at his shop at 9 o’clock, and he was just taking down the shutters. Said he worked until 10 o'clock the night before, but seemed farther behind than before. If I'd come up Into his workroom he’d fix my watch while I waited. Up there he had some photographs to show me that he had taken a year ago and had only just found time to develop. We talked photography for twenty minutes, and then he fixed my watch In a jlff.v when he got to work — From “Just Irish,” by Charles Battell Loomis. Mis Fearful Jaws the Chief Danger In an Attack. The chief danger attending the kill ing of the Ht-H elepbaut is iu approach lug too near Ula terrible Jaws, which are capable of biting In two an iron rod tbe thickness of one's finger The hunter, however, must get pretty close, as the thkk bide aud blubber have rendered the animal practically itu- pervlous to attack, the only vulnerable point being a spot about tbe size of a Careless bunt- waluut above eaeb eye. _ era have at times got within reach of the brute's teeth aud have escai>ed only by dexterously wriggling from their clothes. I had occasion once to shed my coat with great agility, one of the smaller beasts having caught me by the sleeve, says Captalu R. D. Cleveland In tbe American Magazine. Oue afternoon’s kill had been about forty animals, some of which had given me and my four hunters con siderable trouble. This was mainly due to tbe treacherous footing and the heavy nature of the work, not only in killing, but In stripping the ponderous brutes. We were anxious to make the nflernoon's kill an even fifty, au<l nigh: was fact coming on. In cutting out two particularly hard fl, bters. a male and female. 1 had overlooked a young bull partly bidden behind an Ice hummock. We had strip ped both animals and, walking over to the bummock where our guns were stacked, I was leaning to pi?k mine up when, with a bellow of rage, the young bull reared and whipped his flall-llke flippers at me. Luckily the guns were stacked so as to form a tem porary barrier, but unluckily one thick paw was Impaled on a bayonet. Rear tng In fresh rage, tbe animal lunged at me with incredible speed, snapping the gun between his javelin teeth as though it were a straw. I leaped back ward, but slipped. Instantly he clutched at my body, but missed In the aemldarkness. lunged and clutched again, catching my right arm In his powerful maw. His awk wardness enabled me to regain my feet, but. with a ripping tug, the ani mal fastened on to the sleeve of my heavy skin jacket, out of which I slipped just ns one of my men drove a harpoon Into blm just above the eye. A VOTE OF THANKS. Th» Way Dwight L. Moody Handled the Question In England. Possibly tbe most novel response ever made to a request to return a vote of thanks to a chairman was that made by Dwight L. Moody during bls first visit to England. He had attended a meeting at which There ia a strong probability that the Earl of Shaftesbury was chair former Preai.leut Roosevelt will come man. The duty of proposing a vote of him and the buck a continued vegetarian. Hunters thanks was assigned to announcement made: agree that there is nothing more dis "Our American cousin. the Rev. Mr. couraging to the carnivorous appetite Moody of Chicago, will now move ; than bear stenkes three times a dur. vote of tbauks to the noble earl who ■ 81 ■ has presided on this occasion." According to the New York peace The whole thing was quite out of guardians tiles»eating process does not Mr. Moody's line. English formalities I affect a Chinaman, nor rubbing him on might or might not have come grace a washboard, nor running him through fully from tils lips bad he attempted a wringer. The only thing that will them, but he did not. With an utter I disregard of conventionality he burst loosen his tongue is to pull Ins queue. upon the audience with the bold an The men 'who tried to get Senator nouncement: “The speaker has made two mis Humphrey to lilt the St. Louis Sunday takes. To begin with, I'm not the lid while acting as governor ad in. Rev. Mr. Moody at all. I'm plain terim counted too much on the senator Dwight L.- Moody, a Sunday school being a Democrat. The senator is a worker. And then I’m not your Amer- Democrat but not always a thirsty one. ; lean cousin. By the grace of God I'm i your brother. Interested with you in W • Uncle Joseph Cannon is a true prophet. our Father's work for his children. “And now about this vote of thanks Three things happened in Waahing ton. The mercury rose high in the 90s. to the ‘noble earl for being our chair Senator Elkins rushed into the Senate man this evening.' I don't see why we should thank blm any more than chainlier without a collar on, and the I be should thank us. When at one Senate reached the end of i'.a delibera time they offered to thank our Mr. tionson tariff schedules. Lincoln for presiding over a meeting ■ • ■ In Illinois be stopped It. He said he'd Mr. Harriman baa been told that he tried to do his duty and they'd tried trust take on more flesh aud drink beer to do theirs. He thought It was about Iodo it. Some of the men on whom! an even thing all round." That opening fairly took the breath Mr Harriman has fallen are sure that he is heave enough already. But the away from Mr. Moody's hearers. Such prescription la the first encouragement a talk could not be gauged by any known standard. Mr. Moody carried lite brewers have had in a long time. his English audiences with blm from ■ a ■ that beginning to his latest labors. The heat wave has brought with it the usual wave of orinie which always Who Ha W bb . accompanies such outbursts. There is At the crossing of tbe river Styx also the usual wave of ailliness, for Death met a stranger with a grin on silliness aud urima are seldom far apart. his face. Fully and madness nearly are allied, "Who are you?" demanded Death. "I am your manservant,” replied the and thin partition, do the two dtvido. stranger. • a a "My manservant!” repeated Death, They rre now going after the boll wrevil with machines for their dvstruu. I somewhat puzzled to know what tbe tion. If a thoiougli aearch ia made, it new arrival meant. "In other words, tbe valet of tbe may be discovered that bull weevil can shadow of Death,” chortled the stran not be exterminated so long as they ger remain the effective allies of the cotton It la perhaps superfluous to add that bull«, «nd as hard lu find as they before Journeying hence the stranger always have lawn had been a professional Jokesmith.-- New York Time« ■ ■ ■ The iuatiee presiding nt the Gould Three Meals at Onee. trial in New York allowed Mrs. Gould "Now. Mary," said her mtatreas, "you just the alimony she had claused was needed to cloth her every year Whet must come to the door of the drawing is the lady Io eat ? Tlie desire of the room and aay, ‘Breakfast Is ready, and supper Is ready, but dinner la served.’ " court mav have been to induce her to I The newly corralled domestic In abandon liquid foortsan.l try tlie solida. wardly digested tbe concise Inatruc- winch are better and comes cheaper. ittons and that evening convulsed the ' guests who were awaiting tbe an-. Among the many professors and sei nouncement of dinner by stepping be rutisis who in thes»* duvs find place to tween the portiere«, dropping a cour talk nn<l leave to print, the one who tesy and repeating. “Breakfaat Is •nid. the other day. at a social problem ready and supper la ready, but dinner congress somewhere, that the abundance Is aer-r ved!"-Pbllade1phla Ledger ol fttod tn this country Is at an end. and Badly Expressed. and that cheap fotxl has gone forever, "Tbe human monstrosity!" said a h<»s w aved his ears against the tun more young lady attending a fair with ber pictnresquely than snv other. To say sweetheart, Threepence! Wouldn't that modern invention »« reducing f«M»d you Uke to bare a look at that, Her- I •uppiv and putting it ont of proportion bertr "No, dear." answered Herbert, anx wtjh inti esse ot population, and that improved methods <>l distribution add to ious to bestow a neat compliment; '1 cost, is to say what combinations of am quite content to look at you."— London Mall. capital either in commerce or transport tation mav want said, and be willing to A Tart Ret art. pay somebody for saying. Ibe pay "Can a politician be a good Cbrto should lie large for such long ears, i* '• ttauF' was once asked of tbe late Ren measured either by the linear foot or by ator Ingalls of Kansas, vrben he r>- the ciuumnambient air they cover and piled. “With God all things are pn»1 um hide iu their w lulling motions. Na." 8|>eaker Cannon’s prediction that a teui|>eratiire ai or about 100 would force prompt tariff action in the Senate is (lie uue consoling thought which reconciles us now, and even that may yet prove illusory. a H T- U01^ A -*-• A ttorney .^ A VERY BUSY MAN. Two doz. blue ribbon Apricots, 2%s __ ribbon Two j doz. blue Peaches, l#s. doz. blue ribbon Pears, 2^s .. Two <_______ ribbon Tomatoes, 2>is ... Two doz. blue Two doz. blue ribbon Corn, 2S Two doz. blue ribbon Beans, 2s Two doz. red ribbon Apricots, 3^8 Two doz. red ribbon Sliced Pineapple, 2^3.... »3-20 Two doz. red ribbon Tomatoes, . ........................... Two doz. red ribbon Beaus, 2s ............................ Two doz. red ribbon Corn, 28............................... 50 16 oz. Cartoons Seeded Raisins....................... Two doz. Pints Tomato Catsup............................ Four doz. Sliced Pineapple .................................. 3 5° 3 75 1.90 2.10 2.65 5.00 4-5° 2 75 315 3.00 3-a5 2.50 6.25 Complete set of in office. < Taxe» w i Residents. | Office opposite Both Ph0Wl w. 1.1 H- COOp^ ATToRNEY-AT.^^a T illamook -s M I iJh (2/ARL HABERi attorney . at J RAY FEED CO. ©etttechcr Office acruss tlie streit .. *SW: H. GOYNE, Steamer A ttorney - at Office : Opposite Cour. T illamook , A. (CAPT, P. SCHRADER) W. SEVERI! A ttorney - at -I ji jkk Portland and Tillamook. iis T illamook _____________ ' per m T. Bi'ALS,)“ - PHYSICIAN & S® FREIGHT, 13.00 PER TCN TILLAMOOK W Office- Olson Building. B Sails from Couch st. Wharf, Portland, Oregon, EUGENIE’S WEDDING DAY, The Gift of Violets From the Market Women of Paris. Even on her wedding day the Em press Eugenie received a sign of 111 omen. The market women of Paris presented her with a mountain of vio lets on the day of her marriage to Louis Napoleon. And those market women—they boil ed over! They yelled and pushed and crowded Into the palace gardens. They screeched and screamed for the em press until at last a window opened, and Eugenie stepped out on the bal cony, and, ever eager to please, she held In her bands a great mass of the violets the market women bad sent her. Then suddenly one old flsb wife shrieked out at those of the commit tee: “Figs! Idiots! It Is the flower of sorrow- you have sent to her." While quick another raved out: "It is the col or of mourning that you send tbe bride of the emperor! Violets—purple violets to a bride! Pigs! Idiots! Dev ils! It is an omen—a sign of evil!” And then the fight began! Oh, mon Dleu! They are terrible! They tear one auother like wild beasts! The gen darmes try hard to make order, when a voice up above us says out clear and gentle, "Oh, soldiers, don't hurt them!" And tbe Idea that any soldier on earth could hnrt a dame dee Halles was so funny that everybody stopped fighting to laugh. And they laugh and laugh and wipe off tbe blood and slap the gendarmes and say, "Don't hurt us. messieurs—don't!” And they dance and shout, and the beautiful empress stands now by the emperor and bowa and throws violets to the crowd, and all below cry, "Vive Hmperatrlce!” And she smiles and smiles and so re tires. But that old witch was right! Yes, made me. though tbe violet wat the flower of tbe Bonaparte. It Is tbs flower of sorrow, not fit to send a bride! It was an omen and given at tbe Tuileries It pointed to Cbiselburst —Clara Morris In Woman's Home Companion. Ups and Downs. "Ups and downs," said an etymolo, gtat, **le a phrase of curious aptness. “Take ups. Aviators tell us. balloon lets tell us, alpinists tell us, that tbe higher one ascends, tbe more exhila rating grows the air, so that it Is quite common, at a height of a mile or so. for men to sing and about In pure hilar ity and joy. So much for ups. "Take downs. Submarine boatmen and divers and miners tell us that tbe deeper one descends below the earth's surface, the sadder one becomes. Those depths resound with oaths, groans, sobs. So much for downs. **Vps and downs su apt phrase, truly "—New Orleans Times Democrat Residence : Mrs. Wein' hns<*£ Mrs. Walker's. f ------------------------------------- « EVERY TUESDAY. D R. T. M. SMITE THAT’S ALL. 1 j PHYSICIAN & $■ Office over J. A. Toddt- ’■ Tillamook, On. ' J ----------------- :--- !■ The Best Hotel THE ALLEN HOUSE, J. P. AlaLiEN. Proprietor. c. hawk ; PHYSICIAN & Sffl Headquarters for Travelling Men Special Attention paid to Tourists. A First Class Table. w. Comfortable Beds and Accommodation. BAY CITY, OBI jpk R. BEALS, REAL ESTA F inancial The only REAL opposition steamer sailing between Bay points and Portland. IT IS TO THE ADVANTAGE of the people of Tillamook County to patronize this line. Route all your shipments care steamer Argo. Prompt and efficient service always» Winter and Summer. Claims promptly paid and taken care of. Agents at Tillamook, Ore. Bay city, Ore, Astoria, Ore. Portland, Ore. Sails every SATURDAY from Tillamook, rain or shine. Both freight and passenger. Tillamook, j~^R. P. J. SHA resident d Office across the Court How Dr. Wise’s sarciiet , T . The Fashio Cleaning, Pressing ing a Spec Stove in Heins P j^OBERT A. Ml | A ttornky - at ^ Und Titles, Land 01 ness and Mining- PORTLAND, Room, 306 Comi»^ L and O ffice bi HARNESS, COLLARS, etc. C Yon Use Them. We Sell Them. sin «* ▲ SPECIAL TT. OWING * C lawt ^ R oom 334 WovcMTZJ' T hibo aan Crime and Penalty. Aunt Jane—I think the young man who tried to steal a ktes should be punished. Dorothy—80 do I, aunty, Acer. Aunt Jane—I am glad to hear you say that, child Dorothy—Tea; be —ba ahould be punished severely for only trying. Rochester Democrat. Room Next to the U S- j PORTLAND- 0Si i w. A. WILLIAMS & CO • > Next Door to Tillamook County Bank. Pandemonium. "Nature knew what she was doing when she deprived fishes of • voice." "How do yon make that out?" "What If a fish had to cackle over •very egg It laid?" Cleveland Leader. lit Centrally Located. TT/’>mY'lv —. First Clare Rot ma Tillamook. Oregon. ’ HOTEL RAMSEY Th« Only First Class Hotel in Til’l.~ A Modern Hotel. I Tr.v.l.ng Men . Home. To.r a" F. RAMSEY, Pro . ^?Ck’ Niw FOR CSüSF. RUB AU THROAT »gg GUABAWTBMDJK OB 1 1
