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After rending all of the evidence in the
Gould divorce fri.il one can not help nd-
mitting that there is much more pleasure
jn building castles in Spain than on
Long Island
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If we ar»» under no necessity of pro
viding our young women with ebsper-
ons hi their social relations with our
own young men, it seems that chaperons
may be necessary for them in our Chinese
Sunday Schools.
t
Mrs Howard Gould denies inrt-g- i
Dant y that she ever hitched up a
mule team
it strikes us, however,
that she had hitched up and worked
in running harness Some auim a I h
closely related to the mule.
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Forty-seven girl
graduates of an
Illinois school managed to get through
c luiiiianoeiiicnt day with dresses cost
ing 14 cents each. Qnita a difference
between this and the price paid fur
dinner gowns at Castle Gould.
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THE SEA ELEPHANT,
(harming Expariancs With an Over
worked Irish Watchmaker.
1 Ml In with a delightful man at a
little town In County Fermanagh. 1
wanted a little tbfng done to my
watch, and I asked blm bow long It
would take to do It. He assured me
that be was driven to death with
work and was up till late every night
trying to get ahead, but that be would
try to find time to mend my watch
some time before 7 o'clock, when he
nominally closed. Then be followed
me to tbe door of bls shop and began
to ask me questions about America.
He pointed out different passersby
and told me their life histories. And
every once In a while he would say:
“I've not had a day off for nearly a
year, not even bank holiday. Never a
minute for anything but work. I've
an order now that’s going to keep me
busy, except for the time I'll give to
your watch, all the rest of tbe day.
And dinner eaten in my wnrabop to
save time.”
I bade him good day and didn't go
near there until 7 o’clock In the even
ing. 1 found him outside the shop dis
cussing the strike of the constabulary
at Belfast with a neighbor.
"Awfully sorry, sir. but I’ve been so
busy today that I've been unable to
finish that job.
It'll not take over
twenty minutes when I get to it. Can
you come In the morning?”
Next morning I was at his shop at 9
o’clock, and he was just taking down
the shutters. Said he worked until 10
o'clock the night before, but seemed
farther behind than before.
If I'd
come up Into his workroom he’d fix my
watch while I waited.
Up there he had some photographs
to show me that he had taken a year
ago and had only just found time to
develop. We talked photography for
twenty minutes, and then he fixed my
watch In a jlff.v when he got to work —
From “Just Irish,” by Charles Battell
Loomis.
Mis Fearful Jaws the Chief Danger In
an Attack.
The chief danger attending the kill
ing of the Ht-H elepbaut is iu approach
lug too near Ula terrible Jaws, which
are capable of biting In two an iron
rod tbe thickness of one's finger The
hunter, however, must get pretty close,
as the thkk bide aud blubber have
rendered the animal practically itu-
pervlous to attack, the only vulnerable
point being a spot about tbe size of a
Careless bunt-
waluut above eaeb eye.
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era have at times got within reach of
the brute's teeth aud have escai>ed
only by dexterously wriggling from
their clothes. I had occasion once to
shed my coat with great agility, one
of the smaller beasts having caught
me by the sleeve, says Captalu R. D.
Cleveland In tbe American Magazine.
Oue afternoon’s kill had been about
forty animals, some of which had
given me and my four hunters con
siderable trouble. This was mainly
due to tbe treacherous footing and the
heavy nature of the work, not only in
killing, but In stripping the ponderous
brutes. We were anxious to make the
nflernoon's kill an even fifty, au<l nigh:
was fact coming on.
In cutting out two particularly hard
fl, bters. a male and female. 1 had
overlooked a young bull partly bidden
behind an Ice hummock. We had strip
ped both animals and, walking over
to the bummock where our guns were
stacked, I was leaning to pi?k mine
up when, with a bellow of rage, the
young bull reared and whipped his
flall-llke flippers at me. Luckily the
guns were stacked so as to form a tem
porary barrier, but unluckily one thick
paw was Impaled on a bayonet. Rear
tng In fresh rage, tbe animal lunged
at me with incredible speed, snapping
the gun between his javelin teeth as
though it were a straw. I leaped back
ward, but slipped.
Instantly he clutched at my body,
but missed In the aemldarkness. lunged
and clutched again, catching my right
arm In his powerful maw. His awk
wardness enabled me to regain my
feet, but. with a ripping tug, the ani
mal fastened on to the sleeve of my
heavy skin jacket, out of which I
slipped just ns one of my men drove a
harpoon Into blm just above the eye.
A VOTE OF THANKS.
Th» Way Dwight L. Moody Handled
the Question In England.
Possibly tbe most novel response
ever made to a request to return a
vote of thanks to a chairman was that
made by Dwight L. Moody during bls
first visit to England.
He had attended a meeting at which
There ia a strong probability that the Earl of Shaftesbury was chair
former Preai.leut Roosevelt will come man. The duty of proposing a vote of
him and the
buck a continued vegetarian. Hunters thanks was assigned to
announcement made:
agree that there is nothing more dis
"Our American cousin. the Rev. Mr.
couraging to the carnivorous appetite Moody of Chicago, will now move ;
than bear stenkes three times a dur.
vote of tbauks to the noble earl who
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has presided on this occasion."
According to the New York peace
The whole thing was quite out of
guardians tiles»eating process does not Mr. Moody's line. English formalities
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affect a Chinaman, nor rubbing him on might or might not have come grace
a washboard, nor running him through fully from tils lips bad he attempted
a wringer.
The only thing that will them, but he did not. With an utter
I disregard of conventionality he burst
loosen his tongue is to pull Ins queue.
upon the audience with the bold an
The men 'who tried to get Senator nouncement:
“The speaker has made two mis
Humphrey to lilt the St. Louis Sunday
takes. To begin with, I'm not the
lid while acting as governor ad in. Rev. Mr. Moody at all.
I'm plain
terim counted too much on the senator Dwight L.- Moody, a Sunday school
being a Democrat. The senator is a worker. And then I’m not your Amer-
Democrat but not always a thirsty one. ; lean cousin. By the grace of God I'm
i your brother. Interested with you in
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Uncle Joseph Cannon is a true prophet. our Father's work for his children.
“And now about this vote of thanks
Three things happened in
Waahing
ton. The mercury rose high in the 90s. to the ‘noble earl for being our chair
Senator Elkins rushed into the Senate man this evening.' I don't see why
we should thank blm any more than
chainlier without a collar on, and the I
be should thank us.
When at one
Senate reached the end of i'.a delibera time they offered to thank our Mr.
tionson tariff schedules.
Lincoln for presiding over a meeting
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In Illinois be stopped It. He said he'd
Mr. Harriman baa been told that he tried to do his duty and they'd tried
trust take on more flesh aud drink beer to do theirs. He thought It was about
Iodo it. Some of the men on whom! an even thing all round."
That opening fairly took the breath
Mr Harriman has fallen are sure that
he is heave enough already. But the away from Mr. Moody's hearers. Such
prescription la the first encouragement a talk could not be gauged by any
known standard. Mr. Moody carried
lite brewers have had in a long time.
his English audiences with blm from
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that beginning to his latest labors.
The heat wave has brought with it
the usual wave of orinie which always
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accompanies such outbursts.
There is
At the crossing of tbe river Styx
also the usual wave of ailliness, for Death met a stranger with a grin on
silliness aud urima are seldom far apart. his face.
Fully and madness nearly are allied,
"Who are you?" demanded Death.
"I am your manservant,” replied the
and thin partition, do the two dtvido.
stranger.
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"My manservant!” repeated Death,
They rre now going after the boll
wrevil with machines for their dvstruu. I somewhat puzzled to know what tbe
tion. If a thoiougli aearch ia made, it new arrival meant.
"In other words, tbe valet of tbe
may be discovered that bull weevil can
shadow of Death,” chortled the stran
not be exterminated so long as they ger
remain the effective allies of the cotton
It la perhaps superfluous to add that
bull«, «nd as hard lu find as they before Journeying hence the stranger
always have lawn
had been a professional Jokesmith.--
New York Time«
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The iuatiee presiding nt the Gould
Three Meals at Onee.
trial in New York allowed Mrs. Gould
"Now. Mary," said her mtatreas, "you
just the alimony she had claused was
needed to cloth her every year
Whet must come to the door of the drawing
is the lady Io eat ? Tlie desire of the room and aay, ‘Breakfast Is ready, and
supper Is ready, but dinner la served.’ "
court mav have been to induce her to I The newly corralled domestic In
abandon liquid foortsan.l try tlie solida. wardly digested tbe concise Inatruc-
winch are better and comes cheaper.
ittons and that evening convulsed the
' guests who were awaiting tbe an-.
Among the many professors and sei nouncement of dinner by stepping be
rutisis who in thes»* duvs find place to tween the portiere«, dropping a cour
talk nn<l leave to print, the one who tesy and repeating. “Breakfaat Is
•nid. the other day. at a social problem ready and supper la ready, but dinner
congress somewhere, that the abundance Is aer-r ved!"-Pbllade1phla Ledger
ol fttod tn this country Is at an end. and
Badly Expressed.
and that cheap fotxl has gone forever,
"Tbe human monstrosity!" said a
h<»s w aved his ears against the tun more young lady
attending a fair with ber
pictnresquely than snv other. To say sweetheart,
Threepence!
Wouldn't
that modern invention »« reducing f«M»d you Uke to bare a look at that, Her- I
•uppiv and putting it ont of proportion bertr
"No, dear." answered Herbert, anx
wtjh inti esse ot population, and that
improved methods <>l distribution add to ious to bestow a neat compliment; '1
cost, is to say what combinations of am quite content to look at you."—
London Mall.
capital either in commerce or transport
tation mav want said, and be willing to
A Tart Ret art.
pay somebody for saying.
Ibe pay
"Can a politician be a good Cbrto
should lie large for such long ears, i*
'• ttauF' was once asked of tbe late Ren
measured either by the linear foot or by ator Ingalls of Kansas, vrben he r>-
the ciuumnambient air they cover and piled. “With God all things are pn»1
um hide iu their w lulling motions.
Na."
8|>eaker Cannon’s prediction that a
teui|>eratiire ai or about 100 would
force prompt tariff action in the Senate
is (lie uue consoling thought which
reconciles us now, and even that may
yet prove illusory.
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Two doz. blue ribbon Corn, 2S
Two doz. blue ribbon Beans, 2s
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Two doz. red ribbon Sliced Pineapple, 2^3....
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Two doz. red ribbon Beaus, 2s ............................
Two doz. red ribbon Corn, 28...............................
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EUGENIE’S WEDDING DAY,
The Gift of Violets From the Market
Women of Paris.
Even on her wedding day the Em
press Eugenie received a sign of 111
omen. The market women of Paris
presented her with a mountain of vio
lets on the day of her marriage to
Louis Napoleon.
And those market women—they boil
ed over! They yelled and pushed and
crowded Into the palace gardens. They
screeched and screamed for the em
press until at last a window opened,
and Eugenie stepped out on the bal
cony, and, ever eager to please, she
held In her bands a great mass of the
violets the market women bad sent
her.
Then suddenly one old flsb wife
shrieked out at those of the commit
tee: “Figs! Idiots! It Is the flower of
sorrow- you have sent to her." While
quick another raved out: "It is the col
or of mourning that you send tbe
bride of the emperor! Violets—purple
violets to a bride! Pigs! Idiots! Dev
ils! It is an omen—a sign of evil!”
And then the fight began! Oh, mon
Dleu! They are terrible! They tear
one auother like wild beasts! The gen
darmes try hard to make order, when
a voice up above us says out clear and
gentle, "Oh, soldiers, don't hurt them!"
And tbe Idea that any soldier on earth
could hnrt a dame dee Halles was so
funny that everybody stopped fighting
to laugh. And they laugh and laugh
and wipe off tbe blood and slap the
gendarmes and say, "Don't hurt us.
messieurs—don't!” And they dance and
shout, and the beautiful empress
stands now by the emperor and bowa
and throws violets to the crowd, and
all below cry, "Vive Hmperatrlce!”
And she smiles and smiles and so re
tires. But that old witch was right!
Yes, made me. though tbe violet wat
the flower of tbe Bonaparte. It Is tbs
flower of sorrow, not fit to send a
bride! It was an omen and given at
tbe Tuileries It pointed to Cbiselburst
—Clara Morris In Woman's Home
Companion.
Ups and Downs.
"Ups and downs," said an etymolo,
gtat, **le a phrase of curious aptness.
“Take ups. Aviators tell us. balloon
lets tell us, alpinists tell us, that tbe
higher one ascends, tbe more exhila
rating grows the air, so that it Is quite
common, at a height of a mile or so.
for men to sing and about In pure hilar
ity and joy. So much for ups.
"Take downs. Submarine boatmen
and divers and miners tell us that tbe
deeper one descends below the earth's
surface, the sadder one becomes. Those
depths resound with oaths, groans,
sobs. So much for downs.
**Vps and downs su apt phrase,
truly "—New Orleans Times Democrat
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