Tillamook headlight., May 20, 1909, Image 6

Largest Family on Record.
Th» K»ff»»klstsch.
Bditorial Snap Shots.
We propose, when their wives return
to their homes, that the grass widowers
mike up a party and take in the Seattle
fair.
• • *
The grass widowers’ brigade appear
Io be on the increase. Next please. 3av.
boys, get together and have a rip, roar­
ing time.
* * *
The moral atnospher? of Tillamo, k
City mutt have reached* pretty low ebb
when persons enter a church and malici­
ously and wilfully destroy propertv H"d
steal the pennies belonging to Sabbath
school children.
* * *
The Herald man can’t run the co-op<r
ative creamery associations nor the mem
b re of the coantv epurt. Having failed
in this, he is running one real estate man
up to heaven and running another real
estate mail down to hades.
* a *
The new road roller is a good thing for
the countv and there is enough work for
the nest lew years for it in the south half
of tbe county and another roller, several
tons heavier, should be purchased to he
used in the north half nl the comity , for
the comity cannot have too many of
thene useful and necessary machines in
the construction of road*. Good roads,
rock cruehers and road rollers are now
inseparable.
* ★ M
The Herald undertook last week to
pull down Fred Beals because he diseon-
tinued his advertisement in that news­
paper. The real estate agent has rustled
for Tillamook county a good many years
nnfl will be doing the same thing long
after the editor of that newspaper is
gone and forgotten, for Fred is a stayer,
as every person who has dabbled in real
estate and others are perfectly well
aware of. He must be the survival of the
fittest in real estate agents.
* * a
We hope that Tdlaninok City will get
the concrete craze, for concrete buildings
and concrete side walks will give th»*
city a clean, modern appearance. The
city council should prohibit the erection
of any more frame buildings in the busi
ness part of the city ami prohibit as well
planked side* ilks being put in anv
w here,and specify concrete as t he ma terial
to be used. Let everybody have some
civic pride and endeavor to make I'illa
moik City a bright, clean, progressive
business center, relegating the old shacks
and fire traps to oblivion. Let the slogan
be, Everybody for an up to date city.
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I
Th* difference between • 5 o’clock
ea and a German Kaffeeklstocb 1»
vaoroeius. The tea Is a pleasant go-
as-you please meeting, where we ba-
ante our teacups In band perilously
Handicapped by our multitudinous pos­
sessions. augmented by th* frail sau­
cer on which a top heavy piece of cake
finds an insecure resting place, we
may enjoy a variety of creature com­
forts augmented by lc»s and cupe on
festive occasions.
Not so tbe German Kaffeeklatsch.
That Is a ponderous affair which you
take sitting nt tables. Coffee and sa
vorles mark tbe beginning of tbe meal,
followed by numberless cakes which
the Germans know so well bow to
make. This Is followed by some
creamy preparation or a beautiful de-
vi. e made In Ice. This again is suc­
ceeded by the choicest fruit«.
The Kaffeekanne Is meanwhile still
busily plying Its trade. There Is a
well known German song wblcb ends
with tbe refrain, freely translated:
“Thank you. thank you. hostess mine.
I never drink more cups than nlne.”-
LondoD Queen.
t
GRAPES, from th«r most health­
ful properties, give ROYAL its
active and principal ingredient
'ROYAL
Baltina Powder
AbsolatetyPaid
It is economy to use Royal Belong Powder«
It saves labor, health and money.
Where the best food is required no other
baking powder or leavening agent can take the
place or do the work of Royal Baking Powder.
Call for Warrants
of r»«l »«tate transfer« which he hm been
instrumental in cnrrvinie through, «nd
All General Fund Warrants, endorsed
at good prices to the larmer» and others prior to July 1. 1907, will be paid on
who have sold their property. One in presentation. Interest ceases this 31 st
stance will suffice to prove that l.e was
day of March, 1909.
a real booster in tile price of land when
P. W. T odd
Countv Treasurer,
we recall to one's mind the big upward
jump that dairy Inndtook when hecutup
For Sale. Young Coach Horses.
add sold the Sve'isou ranch some years
For sale, 3 year oltl iilcy, broke, and a
ago at an average of $200 nn acre, and
in contequence most every dairy­ yearling, German Coach. Two fine ani­
man in Tillamook County tv ho mals Itom the same mare and will make
wanted to dispose of his farm added a splendid matched team. Enqnire at
several
thousand dollars to its "lie Headlight office.
value and readily obtained it. Most
Wood Wanted.
people were surprised at the upward
Bids
wanted
for 30 cords 4ft. Hemlock
jump in land values at the time and
some even predicted that land in this wood, to be delivered by Octo’ier 1st,
county would never sale (or that price to be out of sound timber delivered to
again Besides being a realestate rustier Clover Leaf Creamery Co’s factory.
Bids to be submitted to Carl Haber
Mr. Beals has shown an enterprising
spirit in dairying, having cleared up four Inch, secretary, by fulv 1. 1909.
ranches, making each of them a heavy
If you want to feel w< II. look well snd
producer and a valuable asset to the
lie well, taka Foley’s Kidney Remedy.
county, mid as for road improvements
It tones up the kidneys and bladd-r.
he lias probably subscritied more money purities the blood and restores heHlih
out of nis own pocket lor roads than and strength Pleasant to take and con
anyone in the county, and as an illustra- , tains no harmful drugs. Why not com
lion of this take Second Avenue East I mence today ?—J. 8. Lamar, Tillamook;
Hawk & Miller, Bay City.
and Third street in this city They were
graded mid graveled their entire length
Many wesk, nervous women ha vw
largely at the expense of Mr. Beals, it ;
rwHtored to health by Foley’« Kid-
was solely through Mr. Beuis’ energy . ney Remedy as it stimulates the kidney«
and ability that the block« now occu­ si th-v will eliminate the waste matter
from the blood. Impurities depress the
pied by Haltom, McNair, the Mason nerves, causing nervous exhaustion and
building, etc., were transformed from an other ailment*, Commence today ami
unsightelv livery-stable site and cow you will soon be well. Pleasant to take.
pasture to the present thriving business —I. 8. Lamar, Tillamook; Hawk &
Miller, Bay City.
district. Mr. Beals has built six business
buildings in this city and has the distinc
Notice of Sheriff s Sale.
tion ot having promoted the construe
In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon,
lion ot the concrete building, being the
for Tillamook County.
Lewis
&)
first modern fire-proof building to be Mitchell.
Staver Company, a I
corporation.
erected within the boundaries of Tilla­
Plaintiffs, I
mook County. Mr. Beals has been an
vs.
I
important factor in opening up the Ne. E. E. Tyler, doing f
business undxr the |
firm name of JE. E. |
halem country, having cleared up a large
Tyler & Company, I
ranch there, equipping it with fine build,
Defendants.
J
N oticb is H ereby G ivrn ,—That whereas
ings, an txccilent cheese factory of 1000
an execution has been issued out of the
pounds capacity and sixty cows, and has above entitled court, in the above entitled
cause, date May 17th, 1909, commanding
donated to the public high ways of that me as Sheriff of Tillamook County. Oregon,
section of the country large sums of to sell the hereinafter described property,
personal and real, belonging to the said
money. It must be admitted that Mr. defendant which has heretofore been at­
tached in said cause to satisfy the sum of
Beals is an exceptionally energetic and 1 $3,204.87. with interest thereon from Sep­
ingenious real estate agent, and that tember 29th, 1908. at the rate of 6 per cent
per annum and for the further sum of
he has labored energetically in the inter­ $1500.00, with interest thereon, at the rate
of 8 per cent per annum from September
est of Tillamook city and couii’y.always 29th, 1908, and $75.00 as attorney’s fees,
willing to take his coat off and pitch in and the costs and disbursements of said
action and accruing costs
to develop and improve and open up the
A«nd whereas ail the personal property
-“tached in said action has heretofore been
countv. In brief, and in a general w.iy, __ild as perishable property, except the build­
this is our observation of Mr. Beals as ing
i4" erected upon the North 55 feet off of ’ ot
OWe, in Bloey Five, in Thayer's addition to
we view the public men of this county, . tffc town of Lincoln, now lillamook City.
I».
i .1.
. t _ - th
| Now. Lwill
will on the 25th day of June 1909,
audit would be a good thing for I ilia at the ieour
hour of
often
of.said
ten o'clock a.m. of
said day.
mnok county if it had
more
men v».
of .».c
his mnnk
in fr.orf i'Ow
J, °* Oregon,
*hc ’nn
Cour
\, at
,in all
mu .sews
j .«.«ri.
sell
(ItTO
ae»ll
nt Public
Piihlu- Sale
sale
nil the
eh»
push and tnergv am id less of the chrome 1 righr. title and interest of the said E E.
Trie», in and to lot number four (4). in
knockers. The Headlight is cognizant of Block number eight (8). in Miller's addition
the rivary between real estate agents, to Mllaniook City, and 55 feet off the North
Er»d of Lot One (1), in Block five (5». in
and quite often their methods does not Thayer * addition to Lincoln, now Tilla­
mook City, and also the building erected
conserve to the best interest ot the on the last named tract, to the highest and
county, but on the whole live real estate best bidder for cash.
Dated this 19th day of May, 1909.
agents like Mr. Beals keep property from
H. CRENSHAW.
Sheriff of Tillamook County, Oregon.
becoming dead and dormant and of little
vaiue. The only thing that the editor
Notice of Sheriff’s Sale.
of the Herald hasdone since he came into
N otic « is
HI iibv
G ivss ,—That is
the county is to beef and bellyache «nd pursuance of a decree of foreclosure and
order of sale duly rendered and entered in
knock those who are trying to build up it* Journal by the Circuit Court of the Staty
Oregon, for Tillamook County, at a
and improve the county. This article is of
regular term of said Court, on the 19th day
of
April, 1909, in a certain suit, wherein
simply a contrast between two of our
William Ryan is plaintiff, and E. E. Tyler
public men_________________
and Delia L- Tyler, hi* wife, and NlitcheU.
It is reported that the Geo. R.Vosherg
is to be put on the run between Till«,
mook and Portland, nnd will carrv pas­
sengers. This is a good move ami far
better for the county, for the shippers
and merchants haven lively recollection
that the Geo. R. Vosberg was tied up at
one time and was paid |250 a month to
cut off competition, so it was reported
at the time. Now, with two boats run­
ning. it is going to compete tor the busi­
ness. What strange things have and do
take place in the transportation busi­
ness, und we are wondering whether the
Vosberg is to be put on with the object
of running the Elmore or Argo of! the
run, or is put on for genuine, hvalihy
competition and'business.
* * *
Unfortunately for Tdlaninok Citv «nd
County, and for their development and
business prosperity, a spirit of pull down
and do up appears to have been one of
the principal causes of friction for many
years in this city, or, in other words, it
is a policy with some people to rule or
ruin. It utill exists, however, «nd every
once in a while the live, progressive peo­
ple of the county, those who are trving
to build up and improve business nnd
local conditions come in for considerable
of the wrath and under the bane of those
wbo endeavor to pull down and do up.
It is an unsatisfactory state of afiTairs
and discouraging to see the bright future
of the city and county thwarted in
that shameful manner. The knockers
have lor « long time l>een knocking the
co operative associations lor no other
reason than the dairymen are handling
their ow‘i business in their own wav
and will not allow the knockers to han­
dle their cheese or the money therefrom
The same kind of pull down spirit is
manifest towards other persons, ami in-
Notice.
etead of a united effort to build up and
Notice is hereby given that the County
improve conditions, the repeated nag.
ging ami knocking of the Herald and Court, of Tillamook, Oregon, will receive
th »ee who hold strings on that news­ sealed bids tor the opening and grading
paper make it impossible for the busi­ of what is known as the Bester Road,
ness men and others to come together on on Wilson Ki ver, according to plans
common grounds to promote a lively and specifications on tile with the County
interest in the future development of the Surveyor. Said bids to be on file with
city and county.
Another instauce of the Comity Clerk hy June 2, 1909, al
this was seen in the spleen shown Fred 10 a in. County reserving the right to
R. Beale in Inst week's Herald, which is r-ject anv and all bids.
B) order of the Court.
another instance of the pull down nnd
). C. Hotnst«, Clerk.
domineering spirit displayed by that
newspaper towards some of our citizens
who are iadepemlent and progressive
Smashes Ail Records.
enough not to lie subservient to those
A« »n all round laxative tonic and
who control that newspaper. What healtl -builder no otli.-r p.ll« can compare
erer may le the fault with one real with ’Jr. King's New Life Pills. Th»y
tone atui regulate stoinNch, liver and
estate agent applies to all of them, they kidneys, peril» »lie blood strengthen
try to make as much out of their deals the nerves, cure Conatip.tion, Dyspepsia,
as possible. But since Mr Beal» ie row Biliousness. Jaundice, Headache, Chill»
the target of attack by the knocker« and and Mai «rm. I’ry them. X5c. alC. I
Clough's diug -tore
It brings him into prominence, probably
it will not l»e cut of place to mention
Kills to Stop the Fiend
some of h»» business traits, w hich prove
The woisl foe for 12 years of John
him to be a progresvne cit'icn, and not
lh-ye, of Gladwin, Mich . was a running
in any wav deserving theuntriendly criti
ulcer He paid dig-tors over $400.00 with­
ci»m appearing in the Herald, as we out lieiwfit. Then Buck lens Arnica
have watched him for over ten years. Salva kilh-d the ulcer and cured him.
Lure- Frv. 1 Sores, 1141«. Felons, Kcse-
For instanc•. no matter whether one is
ma. Balt Klwum, Infallible for Piles,
his friend or o’her wise. Mr. Reals must Rums, Scalds. Cuts. Cui ns. 25c nt C.
be given credit fur tbe enormous num' er 1. Clough’s drug store.
Lewie Jte Starer Company, a corporation,
are defendant* in favor of said plaintiff and
against «aid defendants, and in pursuance
and by virtue of an execution and orde* of
sale duly issued and under the seal of said
Court in said cause, to me duly directed,
dated the 1 8th day of May, 1909. said Judg­
ment and decree being for the turn of
$450.00, with interest thereon from the 3rd
day of September. 1907, at the rate of,7 per
cent per annum, the further sum of $75.00
attorney's fees, and the sum of $45 OS cost*
and disbursements, and commanding and re
ouiring me to make sale of the following
described real property, to-wit: Lot tour (4).
in Block eight (8). of Miller’s addition to
Tillamook City, in Tillamook County, Ore­
gon, to satisfy the decree rendered in said
cause for foreclosure of a mortgage e -
ecuted to plaintiff and held'by him.
Now therefore by virtue of said execution, |
Judgment, order and decree and in com- t
pliance with the command of aaid writ. I
will on Priday. the 25th day of June. 1909. .
nt the hour of 10 o'clock a m., at the front
door of the Court House, in Tillamook City.
Tillamook County. Oregon, sell at pubic!
auction, subject to redemption, to the 1
highest bidder for cash in hand, all the j
right, title and interest which the above
named defendant* or either of them had
on the date of the mortgage of plaintiff '
herein, vis: On September 3rd. 19o7, or since i
had in or to the above described real pro-
pkrty to satisfy said execution, judgment,
order and djeree. interest and costs, and all
accruing costs.
H CRENSHAW
Sheriff of Tillamook Connty, Oregon.
Do It Now.
Now is the lime to grt ri.l of your
rheumatism. You can do so bv applying
Chamberlain '• l.mimenL
Nine cases
out of ten are simply muscular rheu­
matism due to cold or damp, or chronic
rheumatism, and yield to the vigorous
npplicaiion of this liniment.
Tie it.
Y u a>e certain to be delighted wi<h llw>
quick relief which tt affords 8 »id by
Lunar a drug stoic.
,
The Fairy Hounds.
In some years stoats appear to be
more numerous tb»n In others, and
they are seen not m ones and twos,
but In dozens, bunting together In
small packs. The late E. T. Booth of
Brighton, when shooting In East
Lothian one autumn, met a pack of
stoats which attacked a terrier be had
with him a rd would not be driven off
until he nnd the dog between them
had killed more than a dozen. Stoats
will hunt together from scent and In
full cry like a pack of hounds, one al-
ways keeping the line and followed
closely by the others. This sight has
been recorded by different observers,
who have also seen weasels bunting In
the same way. There Is a popular no-
tlon In the west of England that hares
are bunted nt ulght by packs qf little
fairy bounds, locally called “dandy
dogs.” nnd these are said to be wea­
sels. which the west country folks call
“fairies."
pronouncing the word
"valry” and “vnlr." Some of them de­
clare that they have seen and watched
the chase with awe.—London Graphic.
Poetic Justice.
A man whose soul had been tortured
frequently by the remarks of bls wife,
who takes n fiendish delight In setting
a price on the handsome clothes woru
by other women, oue day found sweet
comfort In the Incautious comment of
a woman In a crowded car.
“Oh. yes.” said that observing other
woman, “the hat looks well enough,
but it Is cheap. It couldu’t have cost
a cent more than $G.”
Thereupon said the man to his wife:
"Why do you always pick out the
most expensive clothes for especial no­
tice? Why don't you look at some­
thing cheap once In awhile? There
are cheap things worn. There Is a
hat In this very car that cost only $6.
The woman Just behind us pointed It
out a minute ago.”
“Well." said bls wife, “you are the
last person on earth who ought to feel I
proud of tt. It was me she was talk­
ing about.”—New York Times.
Old English Flint Glass.
Large quantities of lend and potash
were Introduced Into the constituents
of the glass which In 10*3 Is de­
scribed as being cleur, heavy and thick
as crystal.
A great Impetus was given to the
manufacture when the edict of Nantes
In 1085 drove the skilled artisans from
France. Many of them came to Eng­
land. and the fame of British glass
grew until It was considered superior
to that of Bohemia.
From 1730 to about 1701 we have
but few particulars. Then Michael Ed-
klns. formerly a potter, became prom­
inent as a maker of the highest class
of enameled glass, which baa become
very scarce. It bas an opaque white
body, beautifully painted in enamel
colors with figures, flowers, etc. In
fact. It much resembles a glassy porce­
lain. It Is getting scarce, too. and fine
pieces are increasing In value.—London
Opinion.
Porcine Geometry.
Seven year-old William bad become
the proud owner of a pet pig and in­
sisted upon having all the care of It
himself. After a few weeks, as the
pig did not seem to thrive, his father
said to him:
“William. I’m afraid you are not
feeding your pig enough. It does not
seem to be fattening at all.”
“1 don’t want him to fatten any
yet.” William replied knowingly. "I’m
waiting until be gets to be as long as
I want him, then I'll begin to widen
him out.”
After th» Honeymoon.
He (at a picture gallery)-! wonder
what that palutlng represents? Ths
youth nnd the maiden are In a tender
attitude. She—Oh. don't you see? He
lias Jusk asked her to marry him, and
she Is accepting him. He-Ah. how
appropriate the title! 8be-I don’t seo
It. He—Why. that card at the bot­
tom says "Sold.”
Hsr Reason.
He—Do you know any good reaaon
why women should vote?
She—Yes. I do.
“What is Itr
“Well, because."—Yonkers Stataa-
man.
tn the Harlelau manuscript. Noa. <8
m “ the library of the British
museum mention Is made of the most
extraordinary family that has ever
been known In the world’s history.
Tbe parties were a Scotch weaver and
bls Wife (not wives), who were the
father and mother of slxty-two chib
dren. The majority of the offspring
of this prolific pair were boys-exactly
bow many Is not kuown. for tbe.rec­
ord mentions tbe fact that forty-six of
the male children lived to reach man­
hood’s estate aud only four of the
daughters lived to be grownup wom­
en. Thirty-nine of tbe sous were s till
living in the year 1030. tbe majoritj
of them* then residing lu and about
Newcastle-on Tyne. It Is recorded n
one of tbe old histories of Newcastle
that “a certyne gentleman of large es-
taytes" rode “thirty and three miles
beyond the Tyne to prove this won­
derful story." It is further related
that Sir J. Bowers adopted ten of tlie
sons and three other “landed gentle­
men" took ten each. The remaining
members of the extraordinary family
were brought up by tbe parents.
Mascagni's Royal Critic.
Mascagni, the famous composer,
was once asked to entertain tbe royal
court In Rome. He did so and de-
lighted bl» audience. When he finished
playing he started a conversation with
a little princess wbo bad stood near
tbe piano during tbe recital and had
shown every sign of deep Interest. A b
a matter of fact, she bad been In­
structed by her tnother to say. If any
question should be asked, that “Mas-
cagnl was tbe greatest musician In
Italy.”
Tbe comroser asked her which of
tbe great living masters she liked best,
and tbe proud mother turned toward
tbe child to hear tbe pretty llttla
speech which had been taught ber.
Instead of tbe compliment came the
withering remark:
“There are no great masters living
They are all dead.”
The musician gave a little start and
then said:
“Your excellency, permit me to con­
gratulate you. You are tbe most truth­
ful critic In Europe.”
Queer Cases of Jilt.
A well known novelist was once jilt­
ed by a girl who took exception to the
Inadequate punishment meted out to
one of bls fictitious villains. She de­
clared that as be regarded vice with
so lenient an eye be must himself be
at heart a reprobate and unworthy of
true love and that she must request
that tbelr acquaintance cease.
An eminent lawyer In his younger
days met with a similar mishap. The
lady to w hom he waB engaged, chanc­
ing to bear that ho bad delivered a
most skillful though futile speech In
defense of an arrant rogue, wrote,
saying that she must decline to know
one who could thus strive to specious­
ly excuse crime. In return be pleaded
the exigencies of the profession, but In
vnln. The lady was obdurate and soon
afterward, by the strange Irony of
fate, married a man who was ulti­
mately convicted of gross fraud, main­
ly through the forensic eloquence of
her former lover.
Unc<» Paid.
Many years ago Shuter
Ictor. was engaged for a f.
b a principal city la ttb> *
England. It was In the coati
nnd It happened that the
which he traveled (aud la
were only an old gentle^ **'
self) was stopped by a slnjl, *'
man.
The old gentleman pretenta J
asleep, but Shuter resolved tovj
with him. Accordingly,
wayman presented tils pistol
mauded Shuter to deliver lii/j
Instantly or he was u d«?*
“Money!” returned lie. with j
otic shrug and a counte«,?]
presslbly vacant. "Oh. lorg«l
never trust me with any 1
here always pays for
US
and all, your honor."
Upon which the blghwaywi|
him- a few curses for bls gj
complimented the old gentlenal
a smart slap on the face ton]
him and robbed him of every 3
he bad in bls pocket, while
who did not lose a single
with great satisfaction and «¿9
pursued his journey. laujhiin'S
ily at bls fellow traveler.
Cooking on the Trail,
j
Our guide allowed metoimt j
in preparing tbe breakfait, thj
fancy my assistance might btZfl
easily dispensed with. He
marked that If I was going to
It I might as well begin leam!w|
as any time. It was astonfiSL
appetizing a meal be preparH»/J^B
the very fewest convenience!.
stance, he made bread In thes^- ;?
flour without using a bread p»tW
hollowed out a cavity in
poured in water, added salt agjS
ing powder in proper quantltt*
proceeded to mix the dough. &
another thing In bls cooktyH
amused me very much. To pjM|
the coffee boiling over be p!i!*
small willow' stick across th* ryM
of tbe pot. The lesson In phyifaM
followed. The coffee bubbly fl
then rushed up to the top of tbffi
as though it was going to boiloraB
sides and extinguish tbe fire, w
soon as It touched tbe willow i:
sided like some sentient tbing-
and Stream.
3
Captain John Smith and Ritt
The Intrepid navigator Ciptm
Smith In the course of bls j
in the Bermudas bad some e
of the rat as a destructive force.
the great God of bcavea," be
"caused such an Increase of till,
In the space of two years so to
before they regarded them tbit
filled not only those places when
were first landed, but, swlmmlg!
place to place, spread tbemseha
all parts of the country. Insomort
there was uo land but It wu
w ith them, and some tisbes bin
taken with rats in tbelr bellln
they caught in swimming Iron
lie. Their nests they had la I
ery tree and In most places Ml
rows In the ground like conies
spared not the fruits of the pU
stH
trees or the very plants tbeor
but ate them up.” All efforts tos
F.
mlnate these vermin proved m
city
ful. and the unfortunate
H
Ominous.
"were destitute of bread for a
When Julia. Mrs. Blank's maid of nil two."
work, came to her mistress nnd “gave
notice” because she was going to be
The Traveler’s Joy.
married, Mrs. Blank said:
The cream of tartar tree. »
"You know, Julia, that marriage is a also called tbe “sour gourd.” F»
pretty serious thing.”
northern Australia and has >
’’Yes’m,” replied Julia, “but not glt- which measures from sernU
tln’ married Is a more serious thing eighty-five feet In circumferem
sometimes, don't you think? Anyhow, which is only twenty or tblrt!
It’ll be as serious for him as It Is for high. The wood Is soft and jnk?
me If we don’t git along all right. But when steeped In water provide
then, as you say, glttln’ married is thirsty traveler with a refreaU«
about the serlousest piece of blzness a cooling drink. The fruit Is
body can Ingage In. an’ mebbe 1 am a inches long, shaped like a lew
j
fool an' mebbe he's a bigger one. contains a gently acid palp.*'/
There’s no tellln’. It’s a turrlble sol­ tastes like cream of tartar. ID* ;,
emn thing, as I reckon you've found It is to lie found a small enctuFjtjq
out by this time. Like enough I’ll sip of weary wayfarers unfur! tbelrr ;
sorrow, but so will be. That’s one When sighted in tbe bush tbe to .Wa
comfort”—Detroit Free Press.
tree Is always greeted with >•
written by the early
called “Sing Hey For the Tn"
Definitions.
Economy — A human eccentricity Joy.”—New York Telegram.
which will cause a woman to spend
half a day and 10 cents street car fare
All Unreceipted
In order to get a five cent spool of
A titled Englishman was »pe>« .
thread for 4.
the impoverished nobility of * j
Love—A tender passion which, how­ world.
ever. does not preclude a man’s Bedd­
“What a German friend of
ing his wife If the coffee Is too cold.
of his family Is true of too m»!
Pride—A persistent and potent pe­ lies. My friend was a graf. 1
culiarity which will cause a man to itlng his castle on the RM* 1
put a silk tile on an empty head and showed me there one day manjp
to button a $150 frock coat around an of his race's antiquity.
empty stomach.
“’Dear me.’ said I. stifling«J..
Prejudice—A taste or distaste for ‘I had no Idea you went back «** j
something about which you know
“He pointed proudly to a® * *
nothing.—Judge.
bound chest of black oak.
■
’’’Why, my boy.’ said be.
bills In there dating back 11
Doubtless.
Voice (In the bousel-Bessie. what Is twelfth century.’"
keeping you out there on the porch so
Salting a Diamond Mis» H
long? Bessie—I am looking for the
comet, mamma. Voice—You'll take
A man In South Africa
your death of cold. Bessie—Not at all, Ing one day over his propefD^
mamma. I’m—I’m well wrapped.—Chi­ party of prospectors siiggriM
cago Tribune.
they assay some of the
aS
search that ensued eight «**■
Her Weight of Sin.
monds were found, aud
“Mother. I've a dreadful thing to con to fly through tbe air at ijJ»
resa to you. Last night when you told for the land, when the
me to He down In bed 1 lied down but called out to her hasMna.^.M
after you turned out the gas I ground John, where are the other
•d my teeth at you In the dark!’’—Lou­ sequel to the story Is left
don Punch.
agination.—Boston Record.
Most Anything.
Very Quiet.
Club Doctor (with view to dl.gnosb)
Lady Visitor—That new
.
, JL “T man What do TO« seems very nice and quiet
In Spits of It.
drink?
Patient
(cheerfully}
—
Ob
—
er-
Mother-And when be proposed did
the House—Yes; sbe’s very
*hat t0 i’ou - doesn't even disturb tbs
you tell him to see roe? Dsughter^- BÄa^°r’ n'
Yes. mamma, and be said he'd sssn
she’s cleaning the room.
you several times, but be wanted to
Me Case en Record.
marry me just the same - 8pblnx.
The Sufferer ^
"Med R1Ter*’
TOn know
"Is your mother a «rnTrU*0*
wbat
win
cure
a
wart?"
Whosoever bath nobly yielded te q -
boy?"
"*"*■ heard of a wart being sick.”
cesslty 1 bold him wise, and be know- 1
“I should say not P»
eth the things of God.-Eurtplda*
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suffers in our bouse.''-DeW
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