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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 2Q replied that M. G. was more of a Swede bccaase her s—V. M's. did not have as white hair as M. G’s, (What did that mean ?) What's In a Label. The Modesty of Women There U a good deal of art In ad mr- .Naturally makes them shrink from th« Using, and It has to be adapted to tba Indélicat« questions, the obnoxious ex public It seeks to meet. Edward aminations, sial unpleasant local treat C.L.S. EL. 8. Reeves lu ‘Brown Men u::d Women" ments, which some physicians consider Ed ¡turn : Editors: Mr. T Edison Finney was seen leaving makes clear that what attracts the essential in the treatment of diseases of NVlol'-t NoyrH, Lynn El erman. town hurriedly the other day. shortly American murket may not serve that women. Yet, if help can be had, It is ¡iViola Mu pen. Ralph Hnues. better to submit to this ordeal than let purpose in the islands of the south the disease grow and spread. The trou bl» afterwards Mr. Crenshaw left at full seas, He tells ¿.u experience which a The school was sui [»list'd last Monday speed in his automobile. He soon came is that so often the woman undergoes al. food firm had with one of those sea the ann nea and shame for nothing, horning as it marched out for recess to back wilb saidT. E iiaon Finney. (Looks girt communities. women who have been The unlives get Tho see the fl ig of the Sophomoies grace bad ) erce's Favorite Prescrip- very tired of fish. but are fond of cured fully waving iu the breeze over their reclatlon of the cure canued beef, which they buy when tlon wrl Mies Wheel»r’scough has not improv beads. the examinations ever they have money. That they are which dis We ed the least bit the past week, and local treatmentSSJThere is no other ■ The simple fact is that '.he Sophomoie nothing more than t hlldrcn in their medicine so sure sad safe, for liclbuue advise her lo consult Dr. Allen. ■bus have made a nice banner of laven. ideas the traders find out to t'ic’r cost women *s "Favorite Prescription." It Her and white silk. if they nre net careful. An exjiortcr cures de illltsting drains, irregularity and The boys oi the eighth grade have of canned meat was ueatly ruined by female weakness, it always helps. It ■ Of course there was considerable talk acquired a bad habit lately, that is the clinging to the trademark of a drag almost always cures. It is strictly non on the part of the other classes about use of Chinese snuff It is a dreadful cn's head. Shipment after shipment alcoholic, non - secret, all Its Ingntiienu tbe flag bein>{ made of cheese clpth, etc., habit boys and you must quit it. The was sent out from San Francisco, each being printed on Its bottle-wrapjier: con tains no deleterious or habit-form ing but of course the Sophies did not care. girls and Mr Reich'n were not used to can branded with the flamlug dragon, drugs, and every native medicinal root ■ Tin' flag was sovu taken down on it, so found it necessary to sneeze. 'me natives shuddered at the sight of entering Into Its composition has the full ace. aunt of the uncertain weather. the hideous thing, They were not go endorsi'ment of those most eminent In the Hr” ■ « ■ ing to eat the disgusting beast, In several schools of modlcal practice. Some Mr. R in history class : “Has any one KOn account of the rain there was no vain the agents tore off the labels: the of these numerous and strongest of pro- of you ever heard about international ball game last Sunday. The players are union before?'* natives were tinplfous and would not fesslonal endorsements of Its Ingredients, very anxious lor a game with Bay City buy. The whole shipment hid to be will be found in a pamphlet wrapped Lynn (promptly) : "Never heard of it around the bottle, also in a booklet mailed roturne 1 and put In fresh cans with a BOnie Saturday. with so many words put together." free on request, by Dr. K V. Pierce, of fat ox or sh'-ep on the libel. All the Buffalo, N. Y. These professional en The Sophomores have brought down natives fullv believed thnt the figure dorsements should have far more w eight Japan»«» Delicacies. Tl»e Juniors are very buisv preparing Upon tlietnwelvt*8 much comment, favor Under the bead of "Japanese Delica on the lr'»el v.is a true pl ture of what than any amount of the ordinary lay, oi for their entertainment which is to be non-professlonal testimonials. able and otherwise*, lately by assuming cies" tbe Berlin Prometheus gives a was inside. at the opera house next Friday evening, Tho most Intelligent women now-a-day, to be the leading c I hhh of the school and list of some of the queer things which insist on knowing what they take as med April 80»h. As this will be the High PrrsuAslsn. are served to citizens of the Flowery in a sense the untdel for tlie oilier School's first appearance before the Kingdom who "have a refined taste.” Tr. A. is a specialist In nervous all- icine Instead of opening their mouths like •tastes. To be tlie leading class is a a lot of young birds and gulping down public tbis year, a full house is expected. In tbe provinces which are so distant nents. In his most successful cases whatever Is offered them. "Favorite Pro praiseworthy ambition. But in what •persuasion" has played an Important scription” IS of KNOWN COMPOSITION, It from the sea that fresh fish cannot be Inspects does a class merit the emula Information Concerning Eighth obtained readily, and where meat Is role. Six-yen r-old Frank has evident makes weak women strong and sick tion of other classes ? Does it possess well. not abundant, snakes and lizards are ly Ir’d opportunity to Imbibe his fa women Grade Final Examinations. Dr. Pierce’s Medical Adviser Is sent fret ller’s views on the efficacy of persua- tbe true school spirit that leads it to considered good food and are prepared on receipt of stamps to pay expense of lon. which. Dr. A. contends, appeah mailing only. Send to Dr. K. V. Pierce, MCritice pleasure for duty ? Does it 1. Dates : in many ways. Grasshoppers rank Buffalo. N. Y., 21 one-cent stamps for pa (a) January 21-22, 1909. seek school for school, or for the social among the real delicacies. They are to the hl.rhest psychic functions. I It was only n few mornings ago that per-covered, or 31 stamps for cloth-bound. (1») May 13 14. 1909. and athletic opportunités which school always kept in captivity without food If sick consult the Doctor, free of chargo for a day, then bathed and decapitated Mrs. A. overheard an altercation In by letter. All such communications are (c) June 10 11, 19<>9. affords? The signs of a model school he kitchen between Master Frank and hold sacredly confidential. and made legless. Heads and legs olass may be read in its altitude toward (d) September 2-3, 1909. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets Invigorate the cook. Mary’s voice rose lu loud must be torn off, never cut. They nre •Obool duties. Does tlie class drop all 2. Program : »»rotestatlons. Mrs. A. hastened to the »nd regulate stomach, liver and bowels. play and gossip at the signal, or does its (») Thursday»—Arithmetic, writing, served in various ways, but dry, with scene nnd arrived just in time to see a salad dressing, is the most popular. members continue their fun as long as history and civil government, MA80NIC LODGE, An insect of the bee family which lives her son seize n convenient broom nnd threaten Mary. possible, infringing on class and study (b) Fridays.—Grammar, physiology, In the earth is also much sought No. 57, meets on third Satur "Why. Frank,” she exclaimed In time? Does the class leave all arrange geography and spelling. This Is served with sugar or honey ment for parties, games, etc., for time 3 —Teachers having pupils who will when eaten raw, but It is also made hcrrtCed amazement, "what are you day of each month in outside of school hours? Are all oc have completed tbe Eighth Grade Into a porridge. Tbe chrysanthemum doing?” 1.0 0 F. Hall, at 7 ;80 pan. But Frank wits equal to the occa casions of a social an»i athletic nature work al the time of the next exami. exists not only In the poetry and art sion. "I'm Just trying to persuade F rank S everance , W.M. toft until the end of the week,so as not to nation and who wish to take said of tbe Japanese, but has an Important Mary for some augel cake," he ex place on the table, where It is met as E rwin H arrison , Sec. faterfere with school work 1 Are pupils examinations, shall notify the plained In a matter of fact way. couniy superintendent at once in salad, candy and stew. who do not reach good grades and do If tills treatment may not have ap full school work excluded from partici following form : pealed to Mery’s highest psychic func Ths Right Hand Seats. R. A. D. PERKINS, Oregon. tions It nt any rate tickled her sense pation in the social function of the class, Tbe Philadelphia Record quoted an of humor. Frank gained bls point.— or are they the leading and controlling Supt.................................. observant street car conductor to tbe New York Times. spirits ? These and other seculiar ques. Tillamook, Oregon. effect that tbe right hand seats are al RESIDENT DENTIST. lions are to be answered by any cla»a Sir,—This is to certify that the follow, ways filled first. He could not account A Woman Soldier. Office in Sturgeon’» Building. that sets itself up as a model for the ing named pupils of School Diet. No.. . . for tbis except on tbe theory that, as Eleoncre Procliask.:. born March II. ■•bool will have completed on or before most persons are right handed and ac 1785. nt Totsdam. was the daughter of All Work Guaranteed. , 1909, all of the customed to turning to the right, it ..................................... a sergeant. After being brought up in The public will soon have the pleasure Eighth Grade work prescribe»! by the might be simply force of habit. OREGON. TILLAMOOK. the military orphanage of that town »»eiug the flags of all the other three State Course of Study; honco, w ill l»e "There is another probable reason she became a cook in some citizen's s as they—the Freshmen at least— ready for the Eighth Grade uniform which be did not think of,” soys tbe house. When the great war against Record. “It is generally believed that always follow the Sophies. examination to be held at that time ; Napoleou broke out in 1813 she was tbe right side of a car la safer. An led away by enthusiasm to quit her old traveler once said to tbe writer: Mr. R ichen expects to make poets town secretly. By selling her poor be Tn traveling always sit in the middle Out of the Sophomore class. ..................................Teacher Co. Scli<x»l, of a car and on the right band side. longings she procured male nttlre and But they Mie as hard to so with weapons and enlisted under the name Dial. No.... .Tillamook Co., Oregon The middle Is safer than tbe ends In ■ as figures modeled of brass. of August Renz in the Lutzow corps a collision, and the right side is not 4 — District clerks who have not should A poet dreams of nature and birds in On account of her tall, slender figure certify to the superintendent tlie likely to be "side awlped" by project her sex was not discovered uutll she the air, ing objects on trains, care or any ve K Ami he lives near the trees cool member of the School Board, chosen was mortally wounded. This happened OFFICE; TILLAMOOK HOTEL. K shade; hicles passing on tbe adjacent track.' ” by tbe chairman to esnduot the in the encounter In the Gohrde forest. But the Sophomores* occupation now Ileglerungsbezlrk, Luneburg, Kreis examination. S' Is to make a high, honest, grade. Observations on Baldhaads. Dnnnenberg, Sept. 1G, 1313. The Prus 5.—Examiner» are requested to read My Delusion. "If you care to observe the bald- When they become old and wise, the rule» and all the.instructions headed row,” remarked the theater sians were there attempting to storm [TO TUB EDITOR TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT.1 E'A h Shakespeare and the lest received al the liuie|of tbe examine goer, "you will find that there Is great a hill occupied by the French. she act Tin-1; we many sometimes live in We rarely ever find two persona ing as a drummer, in 18G3 a monu lion, and lo follow them as closely as variety In baldheads. There are ellip <11 earns. ment in memory of her was erected la afflicted with the »ante delusiou in the ■Willi the bird a« he make» his nest. possible. tical bald spots, circular bald spots, the churchyard at Danuenberg nnd an asylums for the insane. elongated egg shaped bald spots, bald —Selected. Respectfully, other In 188!) in the old churchyard of It appeared to me that I was greatly spots that are almost square and bald W. 8. BuxL, Supt. Potsdam.—I-oudon Sketch. indebted to God, amt just how to ap There was a mjsicrious disappearance spots whose shape can hardly be de pease the wrath of God was beyond my scribed for the reason that they In of the new Sophomore flag last Monday NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. > Clone Eaters. clude the entire circumference of tbe comprehension. I came honestly by United States Laud Office, afternoon. It seems that the Freshmen Fir James Itos» hi the course of his head, with the exception perhaps of a delusion for I was taught to respect the Portland. Oregon, know a good tiling when they see it. travels noted n curious fact with re April 18th, 1909. slight row of finishing fringe between popular preacher to whom I looked for and having taken possession of it Notice is hereby given that the the bead and tbe neck. If It wasn't for gard to the penguin—namely, the habit advice aud consolation. ■Hlde<l to keep it as long as they could, Northern Pacific Railway Company, the baldheads the theater would be a of swallowing stones. In one speci Imaginary obligations are as accute as also rumored that they are making whose post office address is 8t. Paul, bore before the rising of the curtain.” men be found ten pounds weight of quart», grunhc nnd trap. Other ani real; and there is no sensation of rest so bv banner of their own out of green Minnesota, has this 13th day of April, —New York Tress. 191)9. filed in this office its application mals. reptiles, fir bee and mammals ex long as a person 'is laboring under a white »ilk. and that they wanted to select under the provisions of the hibit the same strange fancy. In a delusion or actual burden. lopliomore fl.ig for a pattern. A Remarkable Race. Ack of Congress, approved July 1, 1898 paper contributed to the proceedings It seemed to me that there ought to The Lappa are very fond of stimu (30 Stat. 597, 630) as extended Itv the of the Bristol Naturalists' society W. be something done to appease tlie w ratli ! May day dance will be given by Act of Congress, approved May 17, lating drinks. They think nothing of IT. Wicks has collected a number of “rc- 5. lP-1 s»! drluklng fifteen or twenty cups of cof of God, and the more I went tochuich lueinliera of the T. 11.8. base hall Ifr4i, theNe^ 8w far ts Conner ted with such stomach R 9 west, W.M. fee a day, while their consumption of and the more religious I tried to be the .on tlie evening of May 1st. 1909. Any and all parsons claiming adver- I stones. The fact noted by Mr. Wicks Iiundred votes for the Queen of tlie sely the lands described, or desiring to punch Is on a vast scale. It is no un that the pebbles nre usually white more I was confounded, common thing to see numbers of help- The fact of it is the whole thing is a dance, will be given with every object because of the mineral character quarts Is interestitig, but dees not ap- -............. ............ loesly drunk natives In the streets of . ¡ticket. Extra vote» will be of the land, oe for any other reason, to penr to throw any light on the strange great big lie and all the popular preacher the disiMMal to applicant, should tile Tromso, especially when the sale of ha» lo do is to tell it. ty-five rent» per humlred. ”’ " of * protest in -thia office, ~ reindeer flesh has been profitable. Yet habit.—London Globe. llieir affidavits Mr. Reader, If you found yourself in Come one. Come all. on or Itefore the 3rd day of lune, 19u9 robbery and. indeed, crime in general A Ruds Ycuth. To the U.S. team's bull. A lgernon S. D kbsskr . on aayluiu, for the inisnu charged with are practically unknown among tbem. “How do you account far this, Registe keto $1.1)0. Tbe Innate honesty of tbe people is insanity and dangerous to be at large, ma'am V And he held nloft n lump of First publication April 22, 1909. usic by Jenkins’ orchestra. quite extraordinary.—Wide World Mag List publication May ‘37, 1999. coal which he laid Just dug out from don’t you think you would want to con azine. sider what brought you there and how the sirloin steak. lo be restored again to your right mind ? A Virion. Tbe landlady slightly flushed. If you have backache and urinary The Label Failed. I found that lite popular preacher was "I suppose tbe |>oor cows sometimes trouble« you ahoul»! lake Foley's Kidney e sea in its powerful majesty, Gunner—You can't get tbe best of stray along tbe railroad track.” she my Jonah, and that 1 had to throw him Reraeily to streiilhon and build up the those blamed baggage smashers. I a beautiful _. , place ________________ to dream and be kidneys so they will act properly, as a I labeled my trunks “China" and said. “But you must admit tlio steak overboard entirely, When he comes to The rolling waves ol the ocean grand rerioua kidney trouble may develop. J. Is tender." town with his great work of salvation I splay their wild fury along the sand 8. l-amar, Tillamook; Hawk & Miller, thought they would handle them with He thumped the coal with his knife. unusual car«. Guyer — And did they? just pass him by for that was my Bay City. be white cappe») waves did break on "Yes,” he said harshly, “locotnotlve Gunner—No, but blamed If they didn’t delusion. the shore, Dnring the spring everyone would be •hip tbe trunks all tbe way to Shang tender." If a person is comparatively well and And the meal progressed in silence. benefltted by taking Foley’» Kidney Rem hai, and I haven't seen them since.— ■ben I did hear tlie stroke of an oar they begin to read patent medicine edy.It furnishes a needed tonic to the kid — Cleveland Plain Dealer. Then ronnd the rocks a figure came, Chicago News. neys after the extra »train of winter, advertisements and lake everything YVL»i. ■ staratj ami stared yet did pot and it purifies the blood by stimulating Concrete. recommended they will toon become a A Slander. tell his name. ths kidneys, and canaing them to elemi- Concrete itself Is, of course, very confirmed invalid. nate the impurities from it Futoy '» Every time a girl wants to find any The figure motioned and waved with old. The concrete stairs of Colchester I followed up every religious excite Kidney Remedy impaits new life and thing In her top bureau drawer she ■bis hand vigor. Pleasant tn take. J. 8. Lamar, gets a stick and stirs everything In the and Rochester castles still show the ment until It appeared lo me that I was marks of the incasing boards. The help him get his skiff to the land, Tillamook; Hawk & Miller, Bay City. drawer round and round. If what she dome of Agrippa's pantbeou. wldeh is • very great sinner that I was lost and while tbe wild waves did leap and Is looking for doesn't come to the sur undone. People paat middle life usually have 142 feet In diameter. Is of concrete, We have in the asy lum what is known norae kidney or bladder disordor that face, then abe Is satisfied it Isn't there. and fragments of concrete buildings e pulled the skiff upon the short saps the vitality which ia naturally —Atchison Globe. are found In Mexico and Peru — Lon- as the dope fiend, I was full of that holy lower in old age. Foley's Kidney en the boat was safe upon shore dope until I was bewildered, until I don Spectator. urinary troubles, Intuition. figure vanished lobe seen no more Remedy corrects came to one conclusion and that is thia, stimulates the kidney«, and restura» “What become of that rich uncle of Wealthy Poverty. d as tbe sun sent out its bright strength and vigor that Jesus Christ was, and is the It cures uric acid yours?" Thera are still many houses In ♦he Savior ut the world, that he complied am trouble* by strengthening the kidneys “ I think he's dead, but I don ’ t country In England where the owners awoke and found it to be only s so they will strain out the uric acid that ■ bow ." with all of my requirements. He pai l settles in the muscles and joints causing are unconscious of the fact that, while ream. M. G. “Gee! How did bo lnoe an hie they themselves are apparently poor, the death penalty in my sted, and that rheums tiara. J. 8. Lamer. Tillamook, money T' neveland Leader Htowk A Milter. Bay City. they poesefls fortunes In furniture and lam absolutely free from all religious n one of the illuatriotas [aniors obligation, that 1 have nothing to do, or picture«.-Town and Country. Mr. F. G. Fritts. Oneonta, N.Y., the threat to take down the glor- Ths Kxample. undo, and that I will reel to thnt pro writ»»; " My litito girl won greatly banner of the Sophmores one of Trnfwisor neetnrtag on hygiene) -To Too O»n»esl. position without regard lor heaven or haw-fitted by taking Foley's Orino Lsxs- ph» replied that it would cause live, and I think u w the best remedy bacco, gentlemem. makes men ugly, Little Eph-Mammy, wbe was Ve hell. J C. G ove . *ish blood of the Sophies to rise. for oonstipation nnd liver trouble " short winded. Mtotle, paralytic, sod I nnsf Mammy—Fo' de law's sake. I st wai the cause of the foliowin« Foley’s Orino Laxative is best for women can tell you this from experience, for knows so many Venuses—Venus Jon We often wonder how any p»<k>n can and children as it is mil»!, pleasant sod I have smoked fbr many year»!" sing. Venns Rmlff-an*, look hash, he peisuade.1 into taking ai ything but ling dialogue between V M. and effective, and ie a splendid spring medi chile, you mu»' be mo' spile It!—New Foley'• Honey and Tar for coughs, colds Still another party said that cine, m it ctoower» the svetem and Why, Indeed? York Journal and lung trovbto. Do not be fooled were other nationalities in the elsars the complexion. J. 8. Lamar. I Mrs Meeker—Wake up, John! into accepting " own make ’* or other I V. M then said that M G. was Tillamook, Hawk & Miller, H-»y City. notes downotalrw. I'm sure Every man .rbo rises tn any profes substitute». The genuine contains no ■ M. G. retaliated by sayiig are burglars in tbe bouse. slon mast trend a path mors or less harmful drugs and is in a yellow pack M was fast as much a Swede es Meeker -Nonsense, my dear! Wby bedewed by the tears of those be age. J. 8. Lamar, Tillamook, Hawk & Miller, Bay City. Fsr »a lia r««) oa/O. «wee. JTo eotovos ■herald burglars went to make a note«? passes on his way.—Bayne ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ 8 ■ ■ ■ - ZL » » » • ■ ■ Ho Obeyed. Murat Halstead, tbe great Journalist if war times, went to Gener.il William T. Sherman's headquarters once fot tbe "latest news from tbe front.” Hal etend was armed with many fine intro ductory letters, but decided to rely mainly on one given him by Thomas Ewing. Sherman's brother in-law. He found the general and presented Ewing's letter. Tbe general opened It somewhat impatiently, read a few lines, folded it and said: “Ah, you come from Ewing, and you desire to have 'all tbe latest news,' the •next probable move' of cur army, eb! Well, there's a train leaving this town for Cincinnati at 2 o'clock. Here, take this ticket and step over there and get your dinner and then get on that train." “Well, but. General Sherman"— be gan tbe newspaper man. But 8berman waved bfm off. “Go over and get a good dinner. W’c have plenty and always strive to treat our friends well. But be Bure don't miss that 2 o’clock train!" Halstead obeyed. ■ ■ ■ — SEE — W. C TROMBLEY BAY CITY. OREGON. ■ THE POET SAYS “ Beauty draws na by a single hair.” I •VI I««» seems like something of I an This exageration on the [»art of the i I : ■ poet, if at least does not apply to men. The man with a single hair would not draw worth a cent, unless as a curiosity. People to look their best need hair, they need nil they ever have. If the hair begins to go it is time to use IMPERIAL HAIR TONIC. Thi. preparation saves hair. 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