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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 17, 1908)
T illamook ISTIC ESCAPADE W. Longfellow Shocked I loctual Boston. sal impression of Long- 1 of "Hiawatha” there 1 the seventh book th« lowing: to the river Kwastnd 1 if he were an otter, he were a bea 'er. trending preterit passed •r without protest is one «rles which have never But the form certainly tarance and can still be les of the poem which ly published and sold, received such a shock when Fenlmore Cooper t was only In the middle e English language was purity. But that attack outsider. Here the ot her own household, was, rorite son. What means were resorted to will be disclosed. A myste- bas always been pre fl to this linguistic esca- graphers of Longfellow silent upon tlie subject. nie sort must, however. >n at once. “Dove” was the decorous "dived” ice. and the whole trans- completely hushed up 1 scandal was created, assesses a copy of that 1 continue to cherish It. be Its worth now, the when It will reach the rtuous woman of Scrip- >rice will be far above lor Thomas R. Louns- ’s Magazine. LACE WAITED. rhat Changed the Plan» >f a Pope. A Bailors’ Christening. Gave Him All the Lot. "The late Bishop Potter once In hts •arly days had occasion to officiate at 1 christening in a small Ashing village >n the Massachusetts coast,” says a writer In Harpers Weekly. "The proud father, a young fisherman, awk wardly bolding his firstborn daughter, was visibly embarrassed under the scrutiny of the many eyes In the con gregation, and bls nervousness was not decreased by the sudden wailing of the Infant as they stood at the front. "When the time for the baptism of the babe arrived the bishop noticed that the father was bolding the child so that Its fat little legs pointed toward the font. ‘••'Turn her this way,’ he whispered, but tlie father was too disconcerted to hear or understand. “ ‘Turn her feet around,’ the bishop whispered again, but still there was no response. The situation was fast be coming critical, when an ancient mari ner In the back of the church came to the rescue. Putting his weather beaten hand to his mouth, he roared across the room, “Head her up to the wind. Jack!’” "So that la your final word?*' said the rejected one. "Very well. then. Ara bella. In your presence I will end the life you have blighted." He drew foitb a small bottle la beled “Poison." drank off the contents and fell senseless at her feet. Did she sink beside him sobbing with remorse? No. She hastily left the room and In two minutes had returned and was kneeling beside him. Then she forced between bls lips the following: Half a cup of turpentine, one pint of milk, a cup of warm soapsuds, a tableapoouful of aromatic ammonia, a cup of black coffee, a glare of mustard and water, a gill of vinegar, the juice of a lemon, the beaten whites of six eggs and one cup of flour and water. “Algernon," she observed coldly as he slowly opened his eyes, “it is evi dent you bad forgotten that I am a graduate of a corresi>onJence course In first aid. My one regret Is that, as I could not on the Instant ascertain whether you had taken an acid or an alkali. I was compelled to administer all the antidotes I had learned.”—Lon don Scraps. Throw ’Em Down Babies. A Picture Romance. "I wonder,” mused the young father, v, hat there Is tn a baby's makeup hat prompts him to drop things. It • n't really dropping, though—it’s throwing. My baby Is good about ileeping and behaving when there Is ompauy, but everything he can snatch he immediately flings to the floor. I've uotl ed and known a lot of others, too, who do the same thing. It's not only he joy of throwing, but the delight in ;eelng somebody pick the stuff up. Babies certainly seem to take a fiend ish delight in watching their fathers and mothers or nurses pick up the oys and other things which they 'arc w cut of their beds, carriages and hairs. My boy used to be quite pleas ed v. It'j a rubber toy attached by a itrl?.; to Ills carriage so that it Just ■-•3ca|>ed the ground. He would grin '.nJ dangle It for hours. Now he yells u soon as he discovers it Is fastened, uid the minute we give it to him loose, ia:ig, it goes on to the ground, while lie l iughs aloud tn Ills Joy. There's probably a reason, uud the psycholo gists will discover It some day.”—Ex change. D ecember 17, loos headlight , HARNESS, COLLARS, etc. You Use Them. We Sell Them. len there was great suf- the people from lack of n famine In Its worst atened Pope Alexander arrangements for the lagnlflcent palace. The had been employed, and been submitted and ac- 1 accomplished builder or to come from Venice, The Holy Grail. Ivory Jelly. ivork had won for him From a book reviewed a passage is lo was known to be a The jelly was singularly pale. It a! lUoted In which mention Is made of most resembled junket. t man. lad arrived, and at an ‘the li. ly grail, the sang-real or true "It Is Ivory Jelly." said the Invalid he waited upon his blood of God.” This used to be a com- “My English cousins sent tae a case non mistake, and so learned a man lve the plans and make of It from Sheffield.” •‘There is one thing yet is Thomas Warton in his "Remarks “But why is it called ivory jelly?” lid the pope. “There >11 Spenser's Imitations From Old Ro they Inquired. >per Inscription or leg mances" writes, “The holy grale, that “Precisely because it is made of ivc to be placed over the s the real blood of our BlesBed ry. A third of England's Ivory goes to f the palace. It should Saviour." But this is wrong. It is Sheffield, and In the process of grind > great gate. You have die holy grale, or vessel, and does not Ing and cutting It for knife handles, Do you think of an in- mean real blood, though It contained and so forth, a lot of ivory dust re the real blood, collected by Joseph of mains, a fine dust, similar to the best ould be appropriate?” less would pardon me Arlmathea. It was made from a dia flour. Of this the Sheffield folk have I might suggest one mond aud emerald which fell from the made jelly for many years. crown of Satan when he fought with e at this time.” “The jelly for some renron Is nour oned In advance,” said Michael. M. de Vlllemarque, who has Ishtng, extremely so. The doctors pre ig. Mow, what shall written about Armoric legends, says scribe It for the anaemic. And of late that this jewel was a diamond. The a Sheffield flrm has taken to mnnufac •ntiff, let it be thus: word great Is old French, as I under turing It on a large scale. Sheffield these stones be made stand, for I have no knowledge my Ivory jelly Is now on the market. self that It Is so. In the legend of "Out of courtesy to my cousins 1 visibly and deeply af Percival It is shown that the grail Is tried it. To my surprise I found |t Id the builder munifl- a vessel. ‘‘‘The holy grail!’ Percival good. My doctor, sampling It. found It tpenses of coming and heard whispered by one voice after good too. He told me to take the whole ad of building his pal- mother. Then from the shining ves case."—Buffalo Express. 1 hungry ones of his sel streamed an endless supply of the costliest dishes and wines.”—London An Interesting Book. Notes and Queries. A French marquise whose country is Its Advantage«. house Is crowded with guests during waue of life observes A Poor Defense. the hunting season hit upon the origi s advantages and ad “Speaking of a poor defense,” said a nal Idea of placing a register nt the If you are poor you lawyer, “reminds me of the valet who disposal of her visitors In which to our old clothes. You was accused of drinking his master’s record their desires and criticisms a calls. You are not wine. To this valet the master said: The pages of the richly bound bool ny visitors. Bores do “‘Look here, you! I believe that you soon began to be covered with notes Spougers do Dot haunt have been at this decanter of claret such as: 188 bands do not sere and then filled It up with water.’ “Count de R. still owes 25 louis. IL ne thinks of present “ ‘Oh, no. sir,’ said the valet in an knows to whom." estimonial. No store- aggrieved tone. “The green peas yesterday wert you by asking you, “ ‘Well, it tastes like it,’ said the burned.” ig I can do for you?” master, and be set down his glass with "Baroness M. flirts—unfortunately not rrlters do not bother a wry face. with me." do not flatter you. “‘Oh, no. sir,' said the valet excited The marquise has withdrawn the lany debts and many ly. ’In the first place, sir. I never register. d, lastly. If you have drink wine; In the second place, when he world you are sure I do drink It I never think of filling Parents’ Hairs and Heirs. hort space of time by the bottle up with water, and. in the It la possible to predict from the hnl: ling you.—Huntsville third place, when I do put water In I of parents the form of their children's always am very careful to add a little hair. Two blue eyed, straight haired brandy so that the wine may not lose parents will have only blue eyed, Its strength.' ” ’ a Miserable Joka. straight haired children. Two wavy lust met William Penn haired parents may have straight, Two Great Orators. Ira’s 5 o’clock teas. wavy or curly haired children, but the As an orator Demosthenes was head chances of curly hair are slight. Two ?" he said. "William me I have beard of and shoulders above Cicero the Ro curly haired parents may have chil mm. The great Athenian stands in a dren with either straight, wavy or inn, with a pleased class all by himself, if we are to be curly hair, but the proportion of curly man who was might- lieve the consensus of learned opinion. haired offspring will probably be large 1(1 »» Cicero, it is said, prided himself on his —American Naturalist. Confucius. "You are faculty of extemporizing at need, but o Invented sleep, are probably trusted little to it on great Ths Bolster. occasions, while with Demosthenes It The crusaders are said to have D; "I founded Pbila- was the rule never to speak without brought home with them the bolster, the most careful preparation. The and, according to Dr. Cantlie. their Confuclus. "I knew speeches of both were spoken without wives. In ignorance of the only ration of that kind.”—Suc- manuscript. They would never have al way of using the article (I. made the reputation they did if they lengthwise as a support for the back had lieen tied down to their notes.— of a person when lying on bis side) New York American. ortant Item. and not knowing what else to do with thrilling account of It, put the bolster where It is ■till Their Only Job. 1 that daring woman found on the t>eds of those who have “Why. Mrs. White,” began the sum not learned the wisdom of discarding top of a mountain w high. Wonderful, mer visitor newly returned to Say- It altogether under the pillow —Lon es. What did she mouth. “how those maples of yours don Chronicle. have grown since last year! It’s per Plain Dealer. fectly amazing!" Truth In a Turkish Bath. “Ob, I don't know's it's anything to I Bred. 3 “Judge." said the colored witness. wonder at,” said Mrs. White easily. he truth r “I'm bongry now. I been tailin' de 'They ain't got anything else to do."— truth far two hours!" Youth's Companion. ar "Is that the longest time you ever impolite.”—Nashville told It 7’ Erudite. "Yes. nub. an' It's bad me sweatin'!" “Oh. baby," exclaimed the Boston —Atlanta Constitution. mother, "what does make you cry soT* »roue. "I really cannot say," was the unex the most unselfish Always Counting. •d Mrs. Youngwtfis. pected answer "1 have never indulged "Your bustwnd says that when be Is hole box of cigars, tn Introspection." angry he always counts ten before be id one and gave all The costllneea of keeping friends «peaks." said one woman. ••Yea," answered the other, "I wish does not lie in what one does for tham, but in what one out of ‘onsideratkM he'd atop It. Rlnee be got dyspepsia , those who control for them refrains from doing. Henrik borne seen» nothing but a claan In arithmetic." Ibsen. Complete set of Abstract Books Taxes paid for son- in office. Residents. Office opposite Pos' Office. W. A. WILLIAMS & CO., Both phones. Next Door to Tillamook Connty Bank. COOPER, v* 1 have just opened up the most com- píete line of A ttorney - at -L aw , O regon . T illamook , | STAPLE & FANCY $ » | GROCERIES v* ill Tillamook, all new and Fresh. The It la said that one of the most beau prices are no higher than others. tiful ladles In French society today was first revealed to her husband on We most cordially invite you to the walls of the aalou. It was while visitlug the salon In 1C78 that the come and look at what we have and youthful Marquis de C. was struck by the childish beauty of a young girl, 1 get our prices, whether you buy or one of the prominent figures In a pic ture of a village fete. Her tumbled S not. golden locks, her dancing blue eyes and the freshness aud graceful aban don of her figure so fascinated him that he sought out the artist and learn ed from him that the “little witch" was the daughter of a poor peasant near Avranches, where the pl ture was painted. To seek out the peasant and to make the acquaintance of his fas cinating daughter, child of nine sum mers. was soon accomplished, a d the marquis lost his heart even more com pletely to the real than to the pictured maid. With the father's approval he had the girl educated nt one of the best schools In Paris, and nine years Inter, on her eighteenth birthday, the maid of the village fete blossomed Into the still more lovely Marquise de C. T T T. BOTTS, A 1- • A ttorney - at -L aw . C arl haberlach , ATT-ORNEYAT-LAW, Jieutechrv Office across the street and north Iron the Post Office H. GOYNE, A ttorney - at L aw . Office : Opposite Court House, W. M. MILLS, T illamook , O regon . Opposite the Post Cffiee. A. W. SEVERANCE, AA A AA A A AAAAA&AA A A A A A A A A r«, 1 A » » T Tillamook Iron Works » General Machinists & Blacksmiths, » R. T. ttorney - at -L aw , A. K. CASE, PKOP21HTOR ’ O regon . O regon . BOALS, M.D., PHYSICIAN Boiler Work, Logger’s Work and Heavy Forging. Fine Machine Work a Specialty. T illamook , .. illamook & SURGEON, TILLAMOOK. ► The Best Hotel. THE ALLEN HOUSE, J. P. AUUEN, Proprietor. Office Olson Budding. Residence. Mrs. Weiss' house, west o Mrs. Walker's. D R. I. M. SMITH, PHYSICIAN A SURGEON, Office over J. A. Todd & Co., Tillamook, Ore. Headquarters for Travelling Men. Special Attention paid to Tourists. A First Class Table. Comfortable Beds and Accommodation. w. C. HAWK, PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, BAY CITY, OREGON. PURITY above everything distinguished WEINHARD’S BEER From the 'J^HOMAS W. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Common Used ou the family table it turns a dry lunch into an enjoyable sustaining meal, makes home cheerful, keep the men at home and offers effective aid to real temperance. Office : Opposite Post Office. Residence : Allen House, Tillamook, Or« R. BEALS, Orders should be Sent to the REAL ESTATE, Columbia Bottling Co., Astoria, Oregon Agents for the H. Weinhard Brewing Manufacturers of the Tillamook Rock Brand Carbonated Beverages. • S'FU RS: HIDES V for «pit raah. 10 to IMP* more money for ynv to «hip R«w For« »nd Hktoa n« than O' «SU « home Writ* for Price Lint. MnraK Ka-f-rt. Mhipi.in« 1«^. and a»«at oar HUNTERS& TRAPPERS’GUIDE. 4'A pee««. Imther bound. B*«t th "< on th« »«»l>»«rt «»«r written lllnat rwtiag all P«r Jn -neli «II •h<»et Tr»rn«r» ftnii» D«< v« Trap«. law« H<>w and whora tenp and V. t»r.xn« a ••♦«- e«»«f»i irai r-r It • a r»e-ila* >.n«*«« fe.p«d a Fr r- <•’ fa oar «oaMwaata |l V> H'daa fa«a«e law i «a..Dfnl H *-• O-r Marne»" lu i »-J be- .< t ra-t« ar. •>■•1« »'•' (10 per !««•<< I« H. 1.« n-,d » to a* nn<i gtri r<ricaa. Ae4»-reeii HfWb. lArpC fl. VUr»«» mim .II«. xilaa The Oregon Cheese Co., Incorported, is prepared to buy all the first class cheese that conies along. Spot cash and highest price. Factory men will do well to see R. Robinson, the mana ger, before selling. He will be in Tillamook a good part of the time dur ing the season, Ouiv the best stock wanted. THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY, 126 Fifth Street, Portland. ROSS, F inancial A gent , Tillamook, Oregon. D R. P. J. SHARP, RESipENT DENTIST, Office across the street from the Court House. Dr. Wise’s office. SARCHET, A . The Fashionable Tailor. Cleaning, Pressing and Repair ing a Specialty. Store in Heins Photographic Gallery. R OBERT A. MILLER » A ttorney - at -L aw , I«and Titles, I,and Office Busi ness and Mining Law. PORTLAND, OREGON. Room, 306 Commercial Building Lana Ortica FM mimbm a »raciAL-rv. c OWING A Fboae A 100». COWINC, LAWYERS. Roou 18« Wnacsrrs« B'linr»«- Tnisn ««o <>.« Svssars _ Room Hast to th» V «. l.*»i OB«-». POR I LAND, OREG ON.
