T illamook
ISTIC ESCAPADE
W. Longfellow Shocked
I
loctual Boston.
sal impression of Long-
1 of "Hiawatha” there
1 the seventh book th«
lowing:
to the river Kwastnd
1 if he were an otter,
he were a bea 'er.
trending preterit passed
•r without protest is one
«rles which have never
But the form certainly
tarance and can still be
les of the poem which
ly published and sold,
received such a shock
when Fenlmore Cooper
t was only In the middle
e English language was
purity. But that attack
outsider. Here the ot
her own household, was,
rorite son. What means
were resorted to will
be disclosed. A myste-
bas always been pre
fl to this linguistic esca-
graphers of Longfellow
silent upon tlie subject.
nie sort must, however.
>n at once. “Dove” was
the decorous "dived”
ice. and the whole trans-
completely hushed up
1 scandal was created,
assesses a copy of that
1 continue to cherish It.
be Its worth now, the
when It will reach the
rtuous woman of Scrip-
>rice will be far above
lor Thomas R. Louns-
’s Magazine.
LACE WAITED.
rhat Changed the Plan»
>f a Pope.
A Bailors’ Christening.
Gave Him All the Lot.
"The late Bishop Potter once In hts
•arly days had occasion to officiate at
1 christening in a small Ashing village
>n the Massachusetts coast,” says a
writer In Harpers Weekly. "The
proud father, a young fisherman, awk
wardly bolding his firstborn daughter,
was visibly embarrassed under the
scrutiny of the many eyes In the con
gregation, and bls nervousness was not
decreased by the sudden wailing of the
Infant as they stood at the front.
"When the time for the baptism of
the babe arrived the bishop noticed
that the father was bolding the child
so that Its fat little legs pointed toward
the font.
‘••'Turn her this way,’ he whispered,
but tlie father was too disconcerted to
hear or understand.
“ ‘Turn her feet around,’ the bishop
whispered again, but still there was no
response. The situation was fast be
coming critical, when an ancient mari
ner In the back of the church came to
the rescue. Putting his weather beaten
hand to his mouth, he roared across
the room, “Head her up to the wind.
Jack!’”
"So that la your final word?*' said the
rejected one. "Very well. then. Ara
bella. In your presence I will end the
life you have blighted."
He drew foitb a small bottle la
beled “Poison." drank off the contents
and fell senseless at her feet. Did she
sink beside him sobbing with remorse?
No. She hastily left the room and In
two minutes had returned and was
kneeling beside him. Then she forced
between bls lips the following: Half a
cup of turpentine, one pint of milk, a
cup of warm soapsuds, a tableapoouful
of aromatic ammonia, a cup of black
coffee, a glare of mustard and water,
a gill of vinegar, the juice of a lemon,
the beaten whites of six eggs and one
cup of flour and water.
“Algernon," she observed coldly as
he slowly opened his eyes, “it is evi
dent you bad forgotten that I am a
graduate of a corresi>onJence course
In first aid. My one regret Is that, as
I could not on the Instant ascertain
whether you had taken an acid or an
alkali. I was compelled to administer
all the antidotes I had learned.”—Lon
don Scraps.
Throw ’Em Down Babies.
A Picture Romance.
"I wonder,” mused the young father,
v, hat there Is tn a baby's makeup
hat prompts him to drop things. It
• n't really dropping, though—it’s
throwing. My baby Is good about
ileeping and behaving when there Is
ompauy, but everything he can snatch
he immediately flings to the floor. I've
uotl ed and known a lot of others, too,
who do the same thing. It's not only
he joy of throwing, but the delight in
;eelng somebody pick the stuff up.
Babies certainly seem to take a fiend
ish delight in watching their fathers
and mothers or nurses pick up the
oys and other things which they
'arc w cut of their beds, carriages and
hairs. My boy used to be quite pleas
ed v. It'j a rubber toy attached by a
itrl?.; to Ills carriage so that it Just
■-•3ca|>ed the ground. He would grin
'.nJ dangle It for hours. Now he yells
u soon as he discovers it Is fastened,
uid the minute we give it to him loose,
ia:ig, it goes on to the ground, while
lie l iughs aloud tn Ills Joy. There's
probably a reason, uud the psycholo
gists will discover It some day.”—Ex
change.
D ecember 17, loos
headlight ,
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
len there was great suf-
the people from lack of
n famine In Its worst
atened Pope Alexander
arrangements for the
lagnlflcent palace. The
had been employed, and
been submitted and ac-
1 accomplished builder
or to come from Venice,
The Holy Grail.
Ivory Jelly.
ivork had won for him
From a book reviewed a passage is
lo was known to be a
The jelly was singularly pale. It a!
lUoted In which mention Is made of most resembled junket.
t man.
lad arrived, and at an ‘the li. ly grail, the sang-real or true
"It Is Ivory Jelly." said the Invalid
he waited upon his blood of God.” This used to be a com- “My English cousins sent tae a case
non
mistake,
and
so
learned
a
man
lve the plans and make
of It from Sheffield.”
•‘There is one thing yet is Thomas Warton in his "Remarks
“But why is it called ivory jelly?”
lid the pope. “There >11 Spenser's Imitations From Old Ro they Inquired.
>per Inscription or leg mances" writes, “The holy grale, that
“Precisely because it is made of ivc
to be placed over the s the real blood of our BlesBed ry. A third of England's Ivory goes to
f the palace. It should Saviour." But this is wrong. It is Sheffield, and In the process of grind
> great gate. You have die holy grale, or vessel, and does not Ing and cutting It for knife handles,
Do you think of an in- mean real blood, though It contained and so forth, a lot of ivory dust re
the real blood, collected by Joseph of mains, a fine dust, similar to the best
ould be appropriate?”
less would pardon me Arlmathea. It was made from a dia flour. Of this the Sheffield folk have
I might suggest one mond aud emerald which fell from the made jelly for many years.
crown of Satan when he fought with
e at this time.”
“The jelly for some renron Is nour
oned In advance,” said Michael. M. de Vlllemarque, who has Ishtng, extremely so. The doctors pre
ig. Mow, what shall written about Armoric legends, says scribe It for the anaemic. And of late
that this jewel was a diamond. The a Sheffield flrm has taken to mnnufac
•ntiff, let it be thus: word great Is old French, as I under turing It on a large scale. Sheffield
these stones be made stand, for I have no knowledge my Ivory jelly Is now on the market.
self that It Is so. In the legend of
"Out of courtesy to my cousins 1
visibly and deeply af Percival It is shown that the grail Is tried it. To my surprise I found |t
Id the builder munifl- a vessel. ‘‘‘The holy grail!’ Percival good. My doctor, sampling It. found It
tpenses of coming and heard whispered by one voice after good too. He told me to take the whole
ad of building his pal- mother. Then from the shining ves case."—Buffalo Express.
1 hungry ones of his sel streamed an endless supply of the
costliest dishes and wines.”—London
An Interesting Book.
Notes and Queries.
A French marquise whose country
is Its Advantage«.
house Is crowded with guests during
waue of life observes
A Poor Defense.
the hunting season hit upon the origi
s advantages and ad
“Speaking of a poor defense,” said a nal Idea of placing a register nt the
If you are poor you lawyer, “reminds me of the valet who disposal of her visitors In which to
our old clothes. You was accused of drinking his master’s record their desires and criticisms
a calls. You are not wine. To this valet the master said:
The pages of the richly bound bool
ny visitors. Bores do
“‘Look here, you! I believe that you soon began to be covered with notes
Spougers do Dot haunt have been at this decanter of claret such as:
188 bands do not sere and then filled It up with water.’
“Count de R. still owes 25 louis. IL
ne thinks of present
“ ‘Oh, no. sir,’ said the valet in an knows to whom."
estimonial. No store- aggrieved tone.
“The green peas yesterday wert
you by asking you,
“ ‘Well, it tastes like it,’ said the burned.”
ig I can do for you?” master, and be set down his glass with
"Baroness M. flirts—unfortunately not
rrlters do not bother a wry face.
with me."
do not flatter you.
“‘Oh, no. sir,' said the valet excited
The marquise has withdrawn the
lany debts and many ly. ’In the first place, sir. I never register.
d, lastly. If you have drink wine; In the second place, when
he world you are sure I do drink It I never think of filling
Parents’ Hairs and Heirs.
hort space of time by the bottle up with water, and. in the
It la possible to predict from the hnl:
ling you.—Huntsville third place, when I do put water In I of parents the form of their children's
always am very careful to add a little hair. Two blue eyed, straight haired
brandy so that the wine may not lose parents will have only blue eyed,
Its strength.' ”
’ a Miserable Joka.
straight haired children. Two wavy
lust met William Penn
haired parents may have straight,
Two Great Orators.
Ira’s 5 o’clock teas.
wavy or curly haired children, but the
As an orator Demosthenes was head chances of curly hair are slight. Two
?" he said. "William
me I have beard of and shoulders above Cicero the Ro curly haired parents may have chil
mm. The great Athenian stands in a dren with either straight, wavy or
inn, with a pleased class all by himself, if we are to be curly hair, but the proportion of curly
man who was might- lieve the consensus of learned opinion. haired offspring will probably be large
1(1 »»
Cicero, it is said, prided himself on his —American Naturalist.
Confucius. "You are faculty of extemporizing at need, but
o Invented sleep, are probably trusted little to it on great
Ths Bolster.
occasions, while with Demosthenes It
The crusaders are said to have
D; "I founded Pbila- was the rule never to speak without brought home with them the bolster,
the most careful preparation. The and, according to Dr. Cantlie. their
Confuclus. "I knew speeches of both were spoken without wives. In ignorance of the only ration
of that kind.”—Suc- manuscript. They would never have al way of using the article (I.
made the reputation they did if they lengthwise as a support for the back
had lieen tied down to their notes.— of a person when lying on bis side)
New York American.
ortant Item.
and not knowing what else to do with
thrilling account of
It, put the bolster where It is ■till
Their Only Job.
1 that daring woman
found on the t>eds of those who have
“Why. Mrs. White,” began the sum not learned the wisdom of discarding
top of a mountain
w high. Wonderful, mer visitor newly returned to Say- It altogether under the pillow —Lon
es. What did she mouth. “how those maples of yours don Chronicle.
have grown since last year! It’s per
Plain Dealer.
fectly amazing!"
Truth In a Turkish Bath.
“Ob, I don't know's it's anything to
I Bred.
3
“Judge." said the colored witness.
wonder at,” said Mrs. White easily.
he truth r
“I'm bongry now. I been tailin' de
'They ain't got anything else to do."—
truth far two hours!"
Youth's
Companion.
ar
"Is that the longest time you ever
impolite.”—Nashville
told It 7’
Erudite.
"Yes. nub. an' It's bad me sweatin'!"
“Oh. baby," exclaimed the Boston
—Atlanta Constitution.
mother,
"what
does
make
you
cry
soT*
»roue.
"I really cannot say," was the unex
the most unselfish
Always Counting.
•d Mrs. Youngwtfis. pected answer "1 have never indulged
"Your bustwnd says that when be Is
hole box of cigars, tn Introspection."
angry he always counts ten before be
id one and gave all
The costllneea of keeping friends «peaks." said one woman.
••Yea," answered the other, "I wish
does not lie in what one does for tham,
but in what one out of ‘onsideratkM he'd atop It. Rlnee be got dyspepsia ,
those who control
for them refrains from doing. Henrik borne seen» nothing but a claan In
arithmetic."
Ibsen.
Complete set of Abstract Books
Taxes paid for son-
in office.
Residents.
Office opposite Pos' Office.
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
Both phones.
Next Door to Tillamook Connty Bank.
COOPER,
v* 1 have just opened up the most com-
píete line of
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
O regon .
T illamook ,
| STAPLE & FANCY
$
»
|
GROCERIES
v* ill Tillamook, all new and Fresh. The
It la said that one of the most beau
prices are no higher than others.
tiful ladles In French society today
was first revealed to her husband on
We most cordially invite you to
the walls of the aalou. It was while
visitlug the salon In 1C78 that the
come and look at what we have and
youthful Marquis de C. was struck by
the childish beauty of a young girl, 1
get our prices, whether you buy or
one of the prominent figures In a pic
ture of a village fete. Her tumbled S not.
golden locks, her dancing blue eyes
and the freshness aud graceful aban
don of her figure so fascinated him
that he sought out the artist and learn
ed from him that the “little witch"
was the daughter of a poor peasant
near Avranches, where the pl ture was
painted. To seek out the peasant and
to make the acquaintance of his fas
cinating daughter, child of nine sum
mers. was soon accomplished, a d the
marquis lost his heart even more com
pletely to the real than to the pictured
maid. With the father's approval he
had the girl educated nt one of the
best schools In Paris, and nine years
Inter, on her eighteenth birthday, the
maid of the village fete blossomed
Into the still more lovely Marquise
de C.
T T T. BOTTS,
A 1- • A ttorney - at -L aw .
C arl haberlach ,
ATT-ORNEYAT-LAW,
Jieutechrv
Office across the street and north Iron
the Post Office
H. GOYNE,
A ttorney - at L aw .
Office : Opposite Court House,
W. M. MILLS,
T illamook , O regon .
Opposite the Post Cffiee.
A. W. SEVERANCE,
AA A AA A A AAAAA&AA A A A A A A A A r«,
1 A
» » T
Tillamook Iron Works »
General Machinists & Blacksmiths, »
R. T.
ttorney - at -L aw ,
A. K. CASE,
PKOP21HTOR
’
O regon .
O regon .
BOALS, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN
Boiler Work, Logger’s Work and Heavy Forging.
Fine Machine Work a Specialty.
T illamook ,
..
illamook
& SURGEON,
TILLAMOOK.
►
The Best Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
J. P. AUUEN, Proprietor.
Office Olson Budding.
Residence. Mrs. Weiss' house, west o
Mrs. Walker's.
D R. I. M. SMITH,
PHYSICIAN A SURGEON,
Office over J. A. Todd & Co.,
Tillamook, Ore.
Headquarters for Travelling Men.
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation.
w.
C. HAWK,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
BAY CITY, OREGON.
PURITY
above
everything distinguished
WEINHARD’S BEER
From the
'J^HOMAS W.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Common
Used ou the family table it turns a dry lunch
into an enjoyable sustaining meal, makes home
cheerful, keep the men at home and offers
effective aid to real temperance.
Office : Opposite Post Office.
Residence : Allen House, Tillamook, Or«
R. BEALS,
Orders should be Sent to the
REAL ESTATE,
Columbia Bottling Co.,
Astoria, Oregon
Agents for the H. Weinhard Brewing Manufacturers of the
Tillamook Rock Brand Carbonated Beverages.
• S'FU RS: HIDES
V
for «pit raah. 10 to IMP* more money for ynv to «hip R«w For« »nd Hktoa
n« than O'
«SU « home
Writ* for Price Lint. MnraK Ka-f-rt. Mhipi.in« 1«^. and a»«at oar
HUNTERS& TRAPPERS’GUIDE.
4'A pee««. Imther bound. B*«t th "< on th« »«»l>»«rt «»«r written lllnat rwtiag all P«r Jn -neli «II
•h<»et Tr»rn«r» ftnii» D«< v« Trap«.
law« H<>w and whora
tenp and V. t»r.xn« a ••♦«-
e«»«f»i irai r-r It • a r»e-ila* >.n«*«« fe.p«d a Fr r- <•’ fa oar «oaMwaata |l V> H'daa fa«a«e law
i «a..Dfnl H *-• O-r Marne»" lu i »-J be- .< t ra-t« ar. •>■•1« »'•'
(10 per !««•<< I«
H. 1.« n-,d »
to a* nn<i gtri
r<ricaa. Ae4»-reeii HfWb. lArpC fl. VUr»«» mim .II«. xilaa
The Oregon Cheese Co., Incorported,
is prepared to buy all the first class
cheese that conies along. Spot cash
and highest price. Factory men will
do well to see R. Robinson, the mana
ger, before selling. He will be in
Tillamook a good part of the time dur
ing the season, Ouiv the best stock
wanted.
THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY,
126 Fifth Street, Portland.
ROSS,
F inancial A gent ,
Tillamook, Oregon.
D R. P. J. SHARP,
RESipENT
DENTIST,
Office across the street from the
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
SARCHET,
A . The Fashionable Tailor.
Cleaning, Pressing and Repair
ing a Specialty.
Store in Heins Photographic
Gallery.
R OBERT A. MILLER »
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
I«and Titles, I,and Office Busi
ness and Mining Law.
PORTLAND,
OREGON.
Room, 306 Commercial Building
Lana Ortica FM mimbm
a »raciAL-rv.
c
OWING
A
Fboae A 100».
COWINC,
LAWYERS.
Roou 18« Wnacsrrs« B'linr»«-
Tnisn ««o <>.« Svssars _
Room Hast to th» V «. l.*»i OB«-».
POR I LAND, OREG ON.