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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, NOVEMBER ’9, 1908 OFFICIALLY DEAD étions ’S COMET. I th» Earth at a Faar- Ita of Sp»»d. iportant visitor from Ike gigantic Halley’s rlthln measurable dls- ically speaking) of the eedlng steadily nearer ome thousand miles a U afford this generation krful sidereal sight it Is witness, and in some I globe it is likely to ■n. g-aremongers are busy, n and the famous Pro- |ve both predicted Its lie earth, though at dif- ling so far as It goes, they cannot both be r. It may be as well to lur peace of mind that iFalb Is the selfsame lorldwlde repute” who Struction of the world >et on Nov. 13. 1899. e Dupln prophesied a bpbe In relation to a lid have appeared (but “Hungry Jo»'»“ Only Chance to Lead an Honest Life. "Pm not the only man who Is offi cially dead,’’ said "Hungry Joe” the other day. He wes once about as fa mous a confldeu * man as Broadway ever produced. In 1902 he was report ed to the police as "dead.” and his photograph and description were re moved from the rogues’ gallery. He was recognized on Broadway the other day by his habit of walking along the edge of the curb. Gold couldn't tempt him to walk close to the wall or to pass the mouth of an alley without detouring Into the street, just a trick of caution inherited from the old days “I have reformed." said the man who is said to have once been known as "Hungry Joe.” “But reformation doesn't go with the average calf beaded Imbecile on the police force. A crook's a crook to the end of the chapter with him. So when I made up my mind to live straight I went to the then head of the department. I convinced him that I meant business. ’Call off your men,’ I begged. 'Tell them to let me alone. I'm a criminal. I admit. But I'm tired of it. and I want to he a man again.’ “The chief said it wasn't possible. I might tell the men you were reform ed.’ said he. ‘but they wouldn't be lieve. They'd pick you up all the quicker, because they would think that you were tr; Ing to shelter yourself lu this way. The only way out is for you to die.’ And die I did. on the records For six years the cops have thought that I have been under the daisies all I the time. Now they have forgotten about me. My photo has been taken out of the records, and 1 think I’m safe. I work steadily, my record Is good, and not half a dozen people in the world know that the one time ‘Hungry Joe’ Is a respectable cigar salesman. But I had to die to do lt.”~ New York Letter to Cincinnati Times Star. ■ring comet may some ■ earth is. however, as- [by no means unlikely, ire not In agreement as happen as the result of Mality or whether, in- jwould “happen” at all. It “escape” we ever had, jntioned, was in 1833, fla's comet mentioned ed to cross the earth's Ice of only 20,000 miles, in an appearance some A Rotary Rudder. Ifore it was due and There Is on view at the Lepine toy I was consequently dls- I 40.000,000 miles from exhibition In Paris the invention of a herwlse have been the French engineer which will, its In It.”—Pearson’s Weekly. ventor contends, revolutionize marine and aerial navigation. The Invention consists of a rotary rudder, said to be ding Question. it McLaren of San capable of turning a vessel In Its own Item of public parks length or at any desired angle. All ex the work of restoring isting steering contrivances are limited to Its former beauty, In their action to a deflection of 90 tie St. Francis has been degrees to right or left. It is claimed that by the adoption of the new In tin’ this un out. It's a vention sea collision will be prevent remarked a gardener ed and warships will be able to turn In their owu length. An aeroplane I” Inquired McLaren, fitted with the new rudder would be an this beautiful little able to leave the ground Instantly. ? All It needs Is more Artificial Black Diamond*. 1111 grow as tall as you Carbon lu an amorphous fused con 'ery tall yourself, Mr dition-real black diamond—Is produc ed In a simple manner by a process lately patented In France by M. Bon Inarlly so.” IcLaren,” reflected the net. A vessel of bronze or other metal Stfully, “did you ever contains two carbon electrodes, be ■self?’’—San Francisco tween which Is a rod of carbou over a small vessel of carbon bisulphide, and as the first current Is passed the liquid Is vaporized, generating a high pres Sr Jewelry Store». le increased number of sure. Under this pressure and the les the Jewelers’ Secu- temperature of a high tension current (urging upon the trade the carbon rod Is changed in a few lew and effective thief moments to black dlamoud, the ma- L The contrivance COD terlal so prlzed for drills and us an 1er bidden behind the abrasive. grated by the foot, By lever the door of the A New Meat. 1 through the operation “A new meat has appeared,” said a k bottom. The appara- Fifth avenue chef to a New York club Iso with a large gong man. “It has the rich sweetness of ever the door, which Is beef and the nutty zest of game. I the attention of passers think it will succeed. This uew meat lapped thief. A Phila comes from Scotland. It Is a cross be says the Jewelers’ Clr- tween beef and buffalo. Near Stirling hilar appliance recently there is a herd of bison that has been I results. crossed with highland cattle, giving to the world an animal with a new flavor. We Import some of the meat, and It a the Aeroplane. by the Voisin brothers figures on our menu as bibeef—bison ■ Wright aeroplane can beef—see? Try a bibeef steak the next value for practical pur time you lunch here. Dear? No. Two lmark that the Wright dollars a portion Is all.” tie monocycle of avla- A Zulu Breakfast. ian work a tricycle with Dinuzulu, the Zulu chief, has burst . One can learn to ride ew hours, but to ride a a blood vessel, says a telegram from s a long time and the Martzburg, and It Is said to be only a ' the acrobat. So the wonder that his father did not do the ne will never be any- same when he was enjoying British >ird for amateurs and hospitality In London after his capture. he Voisin brothers be- He and his sable suit were housed in rlplanes’’ on account of one of the artistic mansions of Mel- bury avenue, near Holland House, and bls favorite breakfast was a basin of oatmeal porridge and a pint of whis I of Matchboxes, ten years William Bld ky, which he preferred to milk. Oth ' Crook street, Chester, erwise he was fairly quick In his as died recently, was en- similation of the manners and cus- bnstructlon of his own toms of civilization. empty matchboxes. It The Thumb Mark Fad. Ury shape, and much till have been bestowed Don’t mark your stationery • ny Is. of course, an Inner longer with a monogram. That is out »n to which the match- of date. The latest symbol is a thumb , and as there are some mark. It is engraved tn gold or silver l on the lid alone the to- and has all the value of a BertiUon l must run into several mark of identification. The stationers Idon Tit-Bits. who have Introduced this way of marking use the print» In the center of a correspondence card aud about * Great Pyramid. Interest has been arous- half an Inch from the top to make baeologlsts by the are- them moat effective. The thumb la Father Gulcheteau, a sometimes printed tn red or blue, al nd a well known Egyp- though the metal colon are more pop I baa made further din ular.—New York Sun. regard to the building of Cheopa on the want An Ancient Trust. He which establish ba- There is a trust corporation of im I date of Its con atr wa memorial antiquity at Cairo known a» C -African World. the Wakfs. It bolds landed property which has been conveyed to it for Without a Holiday, pious uses. But this was frequently rard, aged ninety-«** a device to secure to the family of the ed at Needham Markat, donor or testator a large share of the I his life tn the sama annual proceeds. Its net Income last er had a day'» holiday yesr. according to the Egyptian Stand the aea. Hayward ard. was »2.181.500, and It carried for ward a balance of (581,070, to be ex Ineaa as a butebar, habit of wearing aa pended tn new enterprises, presuma b on Sundays bensa* bly of a religious or educational cbar London Mail. ic ttr. ___________ THE CARPENTER’S SERENALE. A lath! I quite a door you. dear: I’ve hallway» loved your laughter. Oh. window you Intend to grant The wish my hope» are rafter? When lint I sawyer smile 'twaa plane I wood re-joice to marry. Oh. let us to the joiner's hie Nor longer shingle tarry! And now that I have axed you, dear. Plumb, square and on the level (I’ve always wanted two by four). Don't spile hope's happy revel. », I * HEADQUARTERS FOR I DAIRYMEN’S SUPPLIES g AND 1 STEEL STOVES & RANCES -Ed. The cornice Is waving. Peggy, dear; The gables all are ringing. Why let me pine? For, oh, you know I'm sawdust when I’m singing! —Saturday Evening Post. S m We carry a Large Stock of L«i 1 Hardware, Tinware, Glass and China, Those Well Meaning Friends. Il Oils, Paint, Varnish, Doors, Window Sashes, 1 Fine Line of Choice GROCERIES r Agents for the Great Western Saw a ALEX y McNAIR CO. Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County. The Most fr. Cures Backache Corrects Irregularities Do not risk having any case of Kidney or Bladder Disease not Bright’s Disear» or Diabetes reach of medicine. No medicine can do more. The man who is so glad to see you.— Browning's Magazine. They Almost Fought. The angular chap who had been Jot ting down notes on the margin of a newspaper approached the stern faced man in the waterproof collar. “Beg pardon, sir. but could I ask you a question?” “If It Isn’t nonsensical.” "Well, my memory Isn’t good of late Who Invented the sewing machine?'' "Howe.” "H'm! He must be a little deaf Who Invented the sewing machine?” “Howe!” “Great Scott! I’d better get a trum pet. The old geezer Is as deaf as he can be. Iley, there, who Invented the sewing machine?” "Howe!” The angular chap leaned over and curved his hands. Then he whooped: “For the last time, who invented the sewing machine?” "H-o-w-e—Howe. Mr. Howe. And now if you ask me again blamed If I don’t thrash you within an inch of your life. Now, get!” And the angular chap “got.”—Chi- cago News. Will cure beyond the J. S. Lamar. Tillamook and Hawk & Miller, Bay City. FARMERS READ THE WEEKLY OREGONIAN OF PORTLAND For the general news of the World also for information about how to obtain the besf results in cultivating the soil. Stock Raising, Fruit Growing etc. You can secure this excellent paper by Given the Mitten. One cold day a love sick young man who had for some time harassed a young lady with hfs attentions was hurrying along the street behind this very young lady when he perceived, with delight, something drop from her muff to the sidewalk. ricking It up, the gallant young man rushed ahead and, accosting her, smll lngly held out her recovered property. Without deigning to accept It she eyed him coldly a moment, then said: “You may keep it. It’s my mitten!”— Brooklyn Life. An Uncertain Speculation. “Jane has a caustic tongue. I asked her the other day why she didn’t mar ry some old man for his money.” “What did she say?” “She said the Increase In the dura tion of human life and the depression In stocks made the speculation too un certain. But she added that she would marry a rich old man under one con. dltion.” “What was that?” “He must be a chronic aeroplanlst." —Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Latest. Roderick—Say, old man. why In the world Is that regiment of girls wan dering about the gridiron ? Van Albert—Why, they are the glean ers. Roderick—Gleaners? What are they gleaning? Van Albert—Why, loose hair to fill sofa pillows.—St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Ungrammatical, but Earnest. “You aay there la nearly alwaya something broke about your automo biler “Yea," answered Mr. Chugglna nerv ously. “What is It. as a rule?” “Me.”—Washington Star. H»ard In the Greeting Room. “Say, aren’t you going out today?" asked the derby bat. “Sure!” replied the tan shoe». "But yon need not wait for me." "Why not?" naked the hat "Because If* your business to go on a bead." replied the shoe» — Detroit Tribune. Sham» to Take It. "Tve got a regular cinch.” Subscribing for the Headlight, Both Papers for $2.25. 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An examination of this list of Ingredient* will disclose the fact that It la non-alcoholic in Its composition, chemic ally pure, triple-refined glycerine taking the place of the commonly used alcohoL in its make-up. in th. connection it may not be out of place to state that the •Favorite Prescription" of Dr. Pierce Is the only medicine put un for the cure of woman's peculiar weakrn -*■» and ail ments. and sold through druggists, all the ingredients of which have the un animous endorsement of all the lending Bed k a I writer* and teacher* of all the ■mrerai schools of practice. and that Ux> as remedies for the ailment» for »hi h •Favorite Prescription' Is recommended. A little book of these endorsements will be sent to any address poet-paid. and absolutely fm If you request sam« by postal card, or letter, of Dr. R V Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. Dr Pierce's Pleasant Pellet» cure con- (tlpatlon Constipation 1» the cause nt ■any disease*. Cure the cause and yon •are the dlsaaas. Easy to tak* as candy. Tillamook Iron Works General Machinists à Blacksmiths Boiler Work, Logger’a Work and Heavy Forging Fine Machine Work a Npeciaity. TILLAMOOK, HARHIN’N NEW FEED AND LlVEKl HARN, Hope Ahead. If not, give him a call. Weary Walker Dis paper net dry’s quite a few people dat finks If* un lucky to begin any wort oa Friday Ragaon Tartar»— Well. Set's a trend twglnnin- Mebbe »’ter while peopWB be dat eenaible »bout »Very day tn dU week -Catbulk Standard and Ti ani THE ALLEN HOUSE, J. P. AUDEN, Proprietor Headquarters for Travelling Men. Special Attention paid to Touriata. A First Class Table. for »po< aril M h'-ose !• u» »•*; «wr* Writ« fnr Ari«« Ll«< for jrm u> •!»11 Raw Fur» aa4 Hl •*« u» ’baa to Market H* p* n Hen ppi as Ta*, «ad axwt nwr HUNTERS’&TRAPPERSGUIDE, i i‘* («ran th eg -<e »*• e»* e»1 rvor •”*«»■ ||i .•*»•«•« all Fwr 4« r-a»» All th’M»»* /•«»»<. thwvi T‘»»« IJaa^l«»» 11« »»4 »Ut» V> "sr ,»4 to !•■«« t , ...er». 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