TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, NOVEMBER ’9, 1908
OFFICIALLY DEAD
étions
’S COMET.
I th» Earth at a Faar-
Ita of Sp»»d.
iportant visitor from
Ike gigantic Halley’s
rlthln measurable dls-
ically speaking) of the
eedlng steadily nearer
ome thousand miles a
U afford this generation
krful sidereal sight it Is
witness, and in some
I globe it is likely to
■n.
g-aremongers are busy,
n and the famous Pro-
|ve both predicted Its
lie earth, though at dif-
ling so far as It goes,
they cannot both be
r. It may be as well to
lur peace of mind that
iFalb Is the selfsame
lorldwlde repute” who
Struction of the world
>et on Nov. 13. 1899.
e Dupln prophesied a
bpbe In relation to a
lid have appeared (but
“Hungry Jo»'»“ Only Chance to Lead
an Honest Life.
"Pm not the only man who Is offi
cially dead,’’ said "Hungry Joe” the
other day. He wes once about as fa
mous a confldeu * man as Broadway
ever produced. In 1902 he was report
ed to the police as "dead.” and his
photograph and description were re
moved from the rogues’ gallery. He
was recognized on Broadway the other
day by his habit of walking along the
edge of the curb. Gold couldn't tempt
him to walk close to the wall or to
pass the mouth of an alley without
detouring Into the street, just a trick
of caution inherited from the old days
“I have reformed." said the man
who is said to have once been known
as "Hungry Joe.” “But reformation
doesn't go with the average calf beaded
Imbecile on the police force. A crook's
a crook to the end of the chapter with
him. So when I made up my mind to
live straight I went to the then head
of the department. I convinced him
that I meant business. ’Call off your
men,’ I begged. 'Tell them to let me
alone. I'm a criminal. I admit. But
I'm tired of it. and I want to he a
man again.’
“The chief said it wasn't possible.
I might tell the men you were reform
ed.’ said he. ‘but they wouldn't be
lieve. They'd pick you up all the
quicker, because they would think that
you were tr; Ing to shelter yourself lu
this way. The only way out is for you
to die.’ And die I did. on the records
For six years the cops have thought
that I have been under the daisies all I
the time. Now they have forgotten
about me. My photo has been taken
out of the records, and 1 think I’m
safe. I work steadily, my record Is
good, and not half a dozen people in
the world know that the one time
‘Hungry Joe’ Is a respectable cigar
salesman. But I had to die to do lt.”~
New York Letter to Cincinnati Times
Star.
■ring comet may some
■ earth is. however, as-
[by no means unlikely,
ire not In agreement as
happen as the result of
Mality or whether, in-
jwould “happen” at all.
It “escape” we ever had,
jntioned, was in 1833,
fla's comet mentioned
ed to cross the earth's
Ice of only 20,000 miles,
in an appearance some
A Rotary Rudder.
Ifore it was due and
There Is on view at the Lepine toy
I was consequently dls-
I 40.000,000 miles from exhibition In Paris the invention of a
herwlse have been the French engineer which will, its In
It.”—Pearson’s Weekly. ventor contends, revolutionize marine
and aerial navigation. The Invention
consists of a rotary rudder, said to be
ding Question.
it McLaren of San capable of turning a vessel In Its own
Item of public parks length or at any desired angle. All ex
the work of restoring isting steering contrivances are limited
to Its former beauty, In their action to a deflection of 90
tie St. Francis has been degrees to right or left. It is claimed
that by the adoption of the new In
tin’ this un out. It's a vention sea collision will be prevent
remarked a gardener ed and warships will be able to turn
In their owu length. An aeroplane
I” Inquired McLaren, fitted with the new rudder would be
an this beautiful little able to leave the ground Instantly.
? All It needs Is more
Artificial Black Diamond*.
1111 grow as tall as you
Carbon lu an amorphous fused con
'ery tall yourself, Mr dition-real black diamond—Is produc
ed In a simple manner by a process
lately patented In France by M. Bon
Inarlly so.”
IcLaren,” reflected the net. A vessel of bronze or other metal
Stfully, “did you ever contains two carbon electrodes, be
■self?’’—San Francisco tween which Is a rod of carbou over a
small vessel of carbon bisulphide, and
as the first current Is passed the liquid
Is vaporized, generating a high pres
Sr Jewelry Store».
le increased number of sure. Under this pressure and the
les the Jewelers’ Secu- temperature of a high tension current
(urging upon the trade the carbon rod Is changed in a few
lew and effective thief moments to black dlamoud, the ma-
L The contrivance COD terlal so prlzed for drills and us an
1er bidden behind the abrasive.
grated by the foot, By
lever the door of the
A New Meat.
1 through the operation
“A new meat has appeared,” said a
k bottom. The appara- Fifth avenue chef to a New York club
Iso with a large gong man. “It has the rich sweetness of
ever the door, which Is beef and the nutty zest of game. I
the attention of passers think it will succeed. This uew meat
lapped thief. A Phila comes from Scotland. It Is a cross be
says the Jewelers’ Clr- tween beef and buffalo. Near Stirling
hilar appliance recently there is a herd of bison that has been
I results.
crossed with highland cattle, giving to
the world an animal with a new flavor.
We Import some of the meat, and It
a the Aeroplane.
by the Voisin brothers figures on our menu as bibeef—bison
■ Wright aeroplane can beef—see? Try a bibeef steak the next
value for practical pur time you lunch here. Dear? No. Two
lmark that the Wright dollars a portion Is all.”
tie monocycle of avla-
A Zulu Breakfast.
ian work a tricycle with
Dinuzulu, the Zulu chief, has burst
. One can learn to ride
ew hours, but to ride a a blood vessel, says a telegram from
s a long time and the Martzburg, and It Is said to be only a
' the acrobat. So the wonder that his father did not do the
ne will never be any- same when he was enjoying British
>ird for amateurs and hospitality In London after his capture.
he Voisin brothers be- He and his sable suit were housed in
rlplanes’’ on account of one of the artistic mansions of Mel-
bury avenue, near Holland House, and
bls favorite breakfast was a basin of
oatmeal porridge and a pint of whis
I of Matchboxes,
ten years William Bld ky, which he preferred to milk. Oth
' Crook street, Chester, erwise he was fairly quick In his as
died recently, was en- similation of the manners and cus-
bnstructlon of his own toms of civilization.
empty matchboxes. It
The Thumb Mark Fad.
Ury shape, and much
till have been bestowed
Don’t mark your stationery • ny
Is. of course, an Inner longer with a monogram. That is out
»n to which the match- of date. The latest symbol is a thumb
, and as there are some mark. It is engraved tn gold or silver
l on the lid alone the to- and has all the value of a BertiUon
l must run into several mark of identification. The stationers
Idon Tit-Bits.
who have Introduced this way of
marking use the print» In the center
of a correspondence card aud about
* Great Pyramid.
Interest has been arous- half an Inch from the top to make
baeologlsts by the are- them moat effective. The thumb la
Father Gulcheteau, a sometimes printed tn red or blue, al
nd a well known Egyp- though the metal colon are more pop
I baa made further din ular.—New York Sun.
regard to the building
of Cheopa on the want
An Ancient Trust.
He which establish ba-
There is a trust corporation of im
I date of Its con atr wa memorial antiquity at Cairo known a»
C -African World.
the Wakfs. It bolds landed property
which has been conveyed to it for
Without a Holiday,
pious uses. But this was frequently
rard, aged ninety-«** a device to secure to the family of the
ed at Needham Markat, donor or testator a large share of the
I his life tn the sama annual proceeds. Its net Income last
er had a day'» holiday yesr. according to the Egyptian Stand
the aea. Hayward
ard. was »2.181.500, and It carried for
ward a balance of (581,070, to be ex
Ineaa as a butebar,
habit of wearing aa pended tn new enterprises, presuma
b on Sundays bensa* bly of a religious or educational cbar
London Mail.
ic ttr.
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THE CARPENTER’S SERENALE.
A lath! I quite a door you. dear:
I’ve hallway» loved your laughter.
Oh. window you Intend to grant
The wish my hope» are rafter?
When lint I sawyer smile 'twaa plane
I wood re-joice to marry.
Oh. let us to the joiner's hie
Nor longer shingle tarry!
And now that I have axed you, dear.
Plumb, square and on the level
(I’ve always wanted two by four).
Don't spile hope's happy revel.
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They Almost Fought.
The angular chap who had been Jot
ting down notes on the margin of a
newspaper approached the stern faced
man in the waterproof collar.
“Beg pardon, sir. but could I ask you
a question?”
“If It Isn’t nonsensical.”
"Well, my memory Isn’t good of late
Who Invented the sewing machine?''
"Howe.”
"H'm! He must be a little deaf
Who Invented the sewing machine?”
“Howe!”
“Great Scott! I’d better get a trum
pet. The old geezer Is as deaf as he
can be. Iley, there, who Invented the
sewing machine?”
"Howe!”
The angular chap leaned over and
curved his hands. Then he whooped:
“For the last time, who invented the
sewing machine?”
"H-o-w-e—Howe. Mr. Howe. And
now if you ask me again blamed If I
don’t thrash you within an inch of
your life. Now, get!”
And the angular chap “got.”—Chi-
cago News.
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Given the Mitten.
One cold day a love sick young man
who had for some time harassed a
young lady with hfs attentions was
hurrying along the street behind this
very young lady when he perceived,
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muff to the sidewalk.
ricking It up, the gallant young man
rushed ahead and, accosting her, smll
lngly held out her recovered property.
Without deigning to accept It she
eyed him coldly a moment, then said:
“You may keep it. It’s my mitten!”—
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An Uncertain Speculation.
“Jane has a caustic tongue. I asked
her the other day why she didn’t mar
ry some old man for his money.”
“What did she say?”
“She said the Increase In the dura
tion of human life and the depression
In stocks made the speculation too un
certain. But she added that she would
marry a rich old man under one con.
dltion.”
“What was that?”
“He must be a chronic aeroplanlst."
—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Latest.
Roderick—Say, old man. why In the
world Is that regiment of girls wan
dering about the gridiron ?
Van Albert—Why, they are the glean
ers.
Roderick—Gleaners? What are they
gleaning?
Van Albert—Why, loose hair to fill
sofa pillows.—St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Ungrammatical, but Earnest.
“You aay there la nearly alwaya
something broke about your automo
biler
“Yea," answered Mr. Chugglna nerv
ously.
“What is It. as a rule?”
“Me.”—Washington Star.
H»ard In the Greeting Room.
“Say, aren’t you going out today?"
asked the derby bat.
“Sure!” replied the tan shoe». "But
yon need not wait for me."
"Why not?" naked the hat
"Because If* your business to go on
a bead." replied the shoe» — Detroit
Tribune.
Sham» to Take It.
"Tve got a regular cinch.”
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