Tillamook headlight., July 09, 1908, Image 3

JULY 9, 1908
N AUDACIOUS PLAN.
CURING A TOOTHACHE
Captain Haraden Bluffed the Remedy of a Cowboy That Proved Re.
Britisher Into Surrender.
markably Effective.
One of tbe cleverest old customers
[bt Is a fight for 'a that, and
i an example of early American we ever knew was Judge Booth, who The Tearful Tale of the Per
’’ a story unearthed by Ilalph lived ou tbe Bell ranch along the Red
plexed Princess.
ne In tbe old sea logs at Essex river In the uortbeasteru part of New
te. In Salem. Is of much Interest, Mexico. Oue mornlug out on tbe range
old by Mr. Paine as follows in the Judge rolled out of his blankets
with a jumping toothache, and. al­ HER UNSOLVABLE PROBLEM,
Magazine:
.
king’s packet was a foe to test though he exhausted all the remedies
n Haraden's mettle, and be to camp, nothing bad any effect.
It was forty miles to the nearest A Most Puzzling and Lamontabls
be bad a tough antagonist. They
uation That Fortunately For
four full hours, "or four town, with the chances against finding
Peace of Mind of Womankind la
l” as the log records It. after a dentist there, and It was finally de
at All Liable to Recur.
Captain Haraden found that be elded to appeal to one of tbe Texas
aul out of the action aud repair cowboys riding herd five miles away
Now. when It was the thousand
ts to rigging and bull. He dls- He came over In response to the mes­
third night, said Dunyazad to ber sis­
I also that he bad used all tbe sage, and after taking a look at the
■ on board except one charge. tooth, which was a double one on tbe ter, Shabrazad. “Allah upon me, O my
Id have been a creditable con- upper Jaw. he said. “Jedge. 1 can shoot Bister, recite to us some new story, de­
of the matter If he had called that tooth out as slick as grease if you lightsome and delectable, wherewith to
Ion a drawn battle and gone on don't mind the scar it will leave on yer while away the waking hours of our
cheek.”
latter night."
*
“Shoot ft out?" shouted the Judge at
s In bls mind, however, to try
“With Joy and goodly will." answer­
Densely audacious plan which the top of bis voice. "Why. man. you ed Shahrazad. “If this pious and auspi­
lucceed only by means of the must be crazy!"
cious king permit.”
"Waal. then, mebbe I kin pick In
ild blooded courage on bls part
“Tell on," quoth tbe king, who bad
ng home bls last charge of pow- 'nuff powder to blow It out.”
Consisting cf Horse Hide, Calf Skin and Buck Skin, for
freely partaken of tbe dish termed by
“Blow It out? Never!”
d double shotting the guu. be
Working and Driving.
"Might possibly hammer it out with the Franks “the rabbitsof Wales" and
alongside bls plucky enemy,
was sleepless and restless. So Sbabra-
as terribly cut up. but still un a piece of iron." mused the cowboy.
A
fine
line
of
Gauntlets
of all kinds just received.
“And you might go to Patagonia and zad, rejoiced with tbe prospect of talk­
red. and bailed her:
beyond!"
exclaimed
tbe
indignant
suf
­
11 give you tlve minutes to haul
ing, thus began on tbe thousand and
your colors.
third night “The Tale of the Perplexed
If they are not ferer.
"Yes,
that's
generally
the
way
with
Princess:”
it tbe end of that time. I will
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folks.
I'm
only
tellln
’
you
how
we
do
:o and sink you. so help me
Afar in the realm of Guricund, which
It out here, but If you don't want the lies within the land of Hindustan, once
tooth out of course you'll have to stand reigned a mighty king who had one
IS a test of mind. not of metal,
daughter of such exceeding beauty
•itlsb commander was a brave the pain.”
The cowboy started back to tbe day that all who beheld ber became poets
ho had fought his ship like a
But tbe sight of this infernally herd, but after a gallop of half a mile and warriors, which was well for the
table figure on tbe quarter deck he returned to beckon the other boys national fame, but 111 for tbe royal
ibot rent Dickering, the thought aside and say: “The Jedge seems to be treasury.
Now. the loveliness of the princess
: exposed to another broadside a purty squar* sort o’ man. though a
range, the aspect of the blood leetel techy, and I'm sorry fur him. being such, It may seem strange that
she had attained her eighteenth year
half naked privateersmen Kin be sit on a boss?”
“Some of the time."
unmarried, yet so It befell, for In bls
at their guns with mntches
"Kin
be
shoot?
”
hesitancy because of the great multi­
was too much for him. Cap-
“Only now and then.”
tude of eligible suitors tbe klug. who.
iraden stood, watch in band,
“Then I think I can cure that tooth­ though otherwise respectable, was a
iff tbe minutes so that his voice
ache."
vilely devout beatben. made a vow
i beard aboard tbe packet:
He spent five minutes unfolding the that he would give his daughter In
plot and then went over to the sufferer marriage only to that man who should
and said. "Jedge, I’ve come back to receive the Indorsement of his Idol, an
e bad not said "Four" when say that ye are a booby and a cow- Image of exceeding ugliness housed In
is erecting a plant at
a golden temple adjacent to the palace.
Isb colors fluttered down from ard!"
PORTLAND, OREGON
"What!
”
yelled
tbe
Judge
as
he
So
it
was
that
many
princes
from
, and the packet ship was his.
for the manufacture of their
sprang up from his seat before tbe many lands came to bow before the
world famous
camptire.
Idol, offering splendid sacrifices and
NDERS OF WATER,
PORTABLE WELL
"A booby, a coward and a squaw, rich gifts of treasure for the desired
DRILLING MACHINES
Jedge. and likewise a durned old liar!” sign of favor, yet ever the Idol re­
to Which Fluid Mingles With
for water, oil, gas, etc., etc.
Tbe Judge Jumped for him, but the mained silent.
»dies Apparently Solid.
cowboy ran for bls horse. There was
At length there came from the Is­
A moderate amount of
tent to which water mingles another near at hand, with two guns in land of loinka a prince of great power,
money will start you in
lies apparently solid is won- the holsters of the saddle, and tbe and so deeply smitten was he with love
a proStable business.
Tbe glittering opal which Judge sprang aboard and gave chase. for the princess that he bowed before
rears as an ornament Is only Half a mile out on the prairie tbe two the Idol. Baying. "Great lord, grant
STAR PORTABLE
water. In every plaster of men began to shoot at each other, and but that the princess may become my
DRILLING MACHINES
itue which an Italian carries It was not until tbe Judge had fired bls bride, and then shall I without delay
have been proved by
onr streets for sale there is twelfth bullet that tbe kind hearted return to thee and cut off my own
Competitive Tests to be
nd of water to every four cowboy rode away and left bis enemy head as a thank offering!”
The Best In The World.
T chalk. The air we breathe to ride into camp aud declare. “Well,
And the next day when the king and
For full particulars regard­
five grains of water to each by thunder, if that Infernal toothache all his court came to worship In the
We CUant all Rinds of Produce.
ing well drilling machines,
it of Its bulk. The potatoes hasn't stopped so dead still that I feel golden temple the evil spirit that was
tools, supplies, etc., write to
ips which are boiled for our Just like singing!”—Denver Field and within the Idol caused the hand of the
Call and See Us
THE STAR DRILLING MACHINE CO.
ive In their raw state tbe one Farm.
Image to stretch forth and point to the
FORTUNO.
ONCQON.
mt and tbe other 90 per cent
prince and caused tbe stone lips to
or
A Curious Music Box.
AffffOW. OHIO.
open and say to the king, “Behold thy
an weighing ten stone were
In the South Kensington museum, in son-in-law!"
flat In a hydraulic press London. Is a curious musical box. It
Forthwith was the wedding of the
ho i
id one-half stone of water was originally the property of Tlpu (or prince and princess celebrated with
n out and only two and one- Tippoo) Sahib, tbe “Tiger of Mysore,” great pomp In the palace, and straight­
e of dry residue remain. A who died in 1709, being killed during way thereafter, in fulfillment of bis
hemlcally speaking, forty-five the British assault and capture of Ser- vow, the prince hastened to the tem­
I
! carboD and nitrogen diffused lngapatam, the capital of Mysore. He ple. bowed before the Idol and cut off
\ on stormy days
five and a half pailfuls of always hated the British, and to show bls own head.
X\,\ by wearing a
n plants we find water thus his enmity be had this instrument con­
Then entered the priest of the tem­
In no less wonderful a man- structed. The box is a life sized stat­ ple and In bls grief, horror and fear
uary group showing the symbolic tiger for what had chanced and for what
lower evaporates one and a of India at the throat of England, rep­ might well come to him in conse­
lints of water a day and a resented by a British officer. When quence likewise cut off his head.
about the same quantity. A Tippoo wished to amuse bls court one
Then entered tbe princess, seeking
tnt exhales In 172 days about of his attendants turned a handle, when her busband. and. seeing but the two
Clean - Light
Talus of water. An acre of tbe tiger emitted horrible growls and headless bodies, raised the prince’s
Durable
wheat, on this calculation, the man raised and lowered bls arms sword and was about to sever ber own
Gu',»"anteed
id passes out about ten tons and uttered terrifying shrieks. Inside lovely bead when the Idol spoke again,
Waterproof
per day.
the tiger are four rows of pipes and a saying: “Hold! Take tbe beads snd
p of plants is tbe medium set of Ivory keys, which are either of set them upon the men's shoulders!”
Everywhere
which this mass of fluid is French or British manufacture.
And the princess did even so. And
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TOvrs
c-.o.N co . -
• a. -.o ...
It forms a delicate pump
tbe beads grew fast to tbe bodies, and
b the watery particles run
the
bodies
rose
upon
their
feet.
Vaccinatsd ths Rifles.
rapidity of a swift stream.
But now It appeared that In her
Orders that were Issued by tbe Ger­
THE WORLDS GREATEST SEWING MACHINE
!tton of the sap various prop- man West African officials some years baste aud tumult of mind the princess
•y be communicated to the ago that all firearms in tbe bands of had set tbe priest's head upon the
LIGHT RUNNING
plant Timber In France Is. natives should be stamped and regis­ shoulders of the prince and tbe
R. JA. D. l’ERKINS,
ice. dyed by various colors
tered aroused much discontent Lieu­ prince’s bead upon the shoulders of
ted with water and poured tenant Eggers. In Damaraland. how­ the priest, so that in a way each was
mot of the tree. Dahlias are ever. got along with no trouble. He the other, yet neither was either, and
ano
th .
id by « similar process.—Lon- had inoculated cattle for the rinder­ each claimed ber as his bride, and
RESIDENT DENTIST.
Its.
pest three years before, as the Dama- each head, being a wise bead, spake
Office in Olsen Building.
ras saw. with good results. He there­ many shrewd arguments one way and
• •
Making It Clear.
the
other,
yet
could
neither
prevail.
fore announced that be was ready to
All Work Guaranteed.
young child was sayiug his
And
so
was
the
princess
sore
perplex
­
vaccinate their rifles so as to Insure
t tbe bedside in bls grand-
HLLAMÓ0K.
OREGON.
their shooting straight and doing no ed. and. In truth, never have I learned
euse. The grandfather, snx-
hurt to their owners, and the Damaras bow logically to conclude the tale.
tr tbe boy. stood at the room
F0RC8E8r* .jSi’a.
“In sooth.” said tbe king, “might she
crowded to him to get their guns
th was sufficiently open for
not have obtained a divorce?’
stamped.
C
Millan
Photo
Studio,
t and hear the child. After
AWB AU THROAT AbO LUM TWO««Lit.
"Nay. sire.” replied 8habrazad, “for
asking God to bless bis par-
Opposite the Post Office. OUABANTBBD 8ATI8FACTOBY
from whom? And which must she
It's Sometimes Like That.
■ child reached "God bless
OB MOMXT BEFUNDBD.
They were rehearsing for the ama- then have married In accordance with
•nd grandpa.” At the men-
Portrait.«, Views, Enlargements,
tbe word of tbe idol?”
tour theatricals.
i last uamed. tbe boy's eye
“Then." proposed the king, "why
“You meau to say." cried tbe heroine,
Crayons.
Igbt of bls grandfather, be clearing her throat, “that the people might they not have matched dinars to
d. pointing bls little finger, In the back of tbe bouss can’t hear us decide which should have her?’
re be tar’-Phtadelpbla In-
EVERYTHING FOR
“Ab. my lord.” said Shahrazad. shak­
speak our lines?”
Tbe professional trainer held up his ing ber bead, "that would bare been in
PHYSICIANS*
Did You Ever Try
accord with tbe easy, unscientific
hand with a soothing gesture.
PRESCRIPTIONS
An Easy Job.
method
of
the
far
west,
which
would
“Yes. but don’t let that worry you."
HARBIN'S NEW FEED AND
■Jnaster set as an essay sub­
be said. “They can bear the prompter, still bare left tbe problem unsolved.”
class of his young hopefuls
We specialize on prescription
“Surely, then.” urged the king, "they
LIVERY HARN,
so they won't lose touch with tbe play.”
if yon want either nAHbrMIng Hhuttle, Rotary
compounding and therefore
Would like to be." and one
Shuttle or a Kingle Thread IChain Stitch]
might have fought for her."
—New Orleans Times-Democrat
Hewing Machine write to
carry a stock which repre­
lent, delivered In a bold
“And would that have determined
If not, give him a call.
TNI NEW NOMI SEWINO MACHINE COMPANY
sents everything that physi­
»as as follows: "I would like
the truth?' responded Shahrazad. “and
Absentminded.
Orange, M bm .
cians hereabout are likelv to
r*e driver. When you are
■
would
not
the
victor
have
l*en
either
Everything
first-class.
Second
prescribe. All new worthy
Many
«ewing
machiOru
are
made
to
»ell
tegardleM
of
Str John Burden Sanderson wss no­
orse you alt and do nothing,
lor both a murderer and a suicide?
quality, but the Mew Horn* Is made to weac.
pharmaceuticals are here as
toriously absentminded. Of tbe cycle
t all day and feed tbe horse
Our guaranty never run« out
block South of P.O.
soon as out and our line of
of snecdote that gathered around him i Alas, my lord, tbe insoluble perplexity
Hold
by
Mttoovised
dealer«
«wly.
nd your work is done for
prescription drugs is com
much was fabricated The story of his of thia fair princess bath caused me
FOB SALM ar
Then when Saturday comes
plete at all times Onlv goods
boiling bls watch while bolding an egg tnu< b sorrow, and glad am I only that
W. G. HARRIS, Prop.
of highest purity and quality
if pay. and then you get all
E. T. HALTON, Agent.
In his band, often related also of New­ inch sad dilemmas do not often occur."
are ever used.
yourself.” — Kansas City
ton. Is In La Bruyere’s "Caracteres." ■ New York Times.
Physicians who are ac­
Deafness Cannot be Cured
Bat there seems to be some foundation
quainted with our stock and
W. WOLII.
by
local
application«,
as
they
cannot
rest
h
the
His Crime.
methods iavnriaMy leel sure
for tbe suspicion that in bls laboratory
portion oi the ear. There I n only one
A Long Wait.
| A popular actress recently visited diMM'M'd
ol best results from the medi­
way to cure deafnena. and that if h^*«>riatitQ-
he once lunched on a frog and was
your wife take a long
tioiia]
remedies.
Ikrafnea*
ia
caused
by
an
in
cines they have presented
afterward found deeply contemplating ••hlcago'a Ghetto seeking s samovar. fl a. n «41 condition of the mucout Hni g of the
ymoonT*
when they see our label on
In tlist strange section of cosmopolitan- Euatachian Tube Wlirn thia futw get» tnfltohi
i ed yon have a rumbling aownd or imperfec t
to me. Her father a sandwich.
the bottle.
Ism she beard a "new ooe.” “As I
heannff.
and
when
it
is
entirely
flowed,
deafneaa
I
Expert services dav or night.
settle a snug sum of
turned a corner." said the lady, “the ia the revolt, and un'eaa the inflammation ran
Prices as low as anywhere.
as we got back.”
, boy's mo» ber had him by tbe ear. and be taken o«t and thia tube reatorad to it* nor
Mav we fill your prescriptionsT
mal condition, hearing will be destroyed for­
I In ber uplifted raised band there was a ever, nine caaea oat of ten are ramwd by
Agent
for
Acme
Paints,
Var
­
Catarrh,
which
is
nothing
but
an
inflamed
con
­
menacing barrel stars ’I’ll learn ye to
dition of the mucous surfaces.
two Uvea to
tie tbe kettle to tbe cat's tall F she yell­
CHAS. I. CLOUGH,
We will give Owe Hundred Dollars for any
nishes aud Brushes.
wont of tbe
ed in wrath ’It wasn't onr cat? cried case of Deafness (cau»«»d hy catarrh) that can­
Reliable Druggist,
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circulars, free.
'
■ « tbe frightened boy. 'No. It wasn't onr
Tillamook, Ore.
F. J. CNIltlY &. CO.. Teledo. O.
rat.'
almost
shrieked
tbe
enragad
moth
­
monk
County.
Friendship that flames «oes out Ito a
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
er,
'but
It
was
our
kettle
T
”
is sb-Young.
TsAa Mali a family FUU for ojustipaOoo.
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Clothiers and Furnishers
The Store That Makes Good. »»
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Bargains in AU Lines.
CLOTHING, HATS, SHOES
and FURNISHING GOODS.
11
A LARGE STOCK OF MEN’S GLOVES, 88
aa
Broken Lines in Shoes, Hats and Underwear at ||
Greatly Reduced Prices.
TODD & CO., Tillamook.
Opened Up for Business
SAPPINCTON & GO
A Full Line of Groceries,
Flour, Feed,
Tinuxare,
and Crockery.
Olsen Building,
*.
INSURE YOUR HEALTH
\
COMFORT
To the Public.
SUCKER
Having bought the Feed and Imple-
ment Business of B. O. Snuffer in this
city, I am prepared to furnish everything
in the Implement line.
Good goods at honest prices.
Give me a call.
Yours for business,
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kill ™, couch
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