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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 16, HE BUGLE CALL. EDITORS; ClCERONlANS— house Saturday. We thought we had lost Harvey Scott Wolfe and P Pader ewski Lamar, hut they finally iound their way out of thejungle.J ,, ™ F. W. CHRISTENSEN. ' _ The’Ciceronian» gave an excursion to I.IZA D awson anu E lsie S covbll . tno sand-spit last Saturday in honor of E messo nia ms — the Emersonian». •** —■ “ LMER A llen ano C loyo D awson . — m u m er MBS "They say “Time and tide wait for no is rumored that there will lie a ni'in’* but a number of hovs and girls ball «âme betwcvji T. H. S. ai.d had to wait lor the tide Saturday night, City. and it was a verv tired but h'.ppy crowd MS» that landed at Tillamook about eleven then the T. H 8. goes on an exenr o’clock that night. > they want everything fixed up ■ a ■ <it right. Why, they rven had coa Found, bv Robert Stillwell, a Violet. feed ushore to du the cooking witn. The ownrr could not have same under W * S any circumstances. he boys are planning a field meet |he end of school. It will consist ol A new wav of expressing affection is bing, jumping, hurdle racing and a throwing rocks or sand at the object of le or two, base bail, bufekei bali < i that affection. For more information, lis. see Bessie Bays. a ■ a ihn Aschim was sick Monday. It is Violet seems quite thoughtful of the first time this jear that Jack has coinfort of others, but it is just possihle id to show up. that she was not entirely disinterested a » a when she asked Bessie, who was stand Hand flayed in the ocean surf, ing near her. to exchange places with is heart was lull of bliss, Robert, who was nearer the fire. e tried to escape that cruel wave. * a ■ ■Slip aifi[ jsnf pzpuu| pay Wilbur : What is Claudicis favorite ■ « • flower ? we read ill the Oregonian a few days Maude : Sweet Williams, I suppose ■that a state certificate had been is- a a ■ B to Miss Grace Whitehouse, one of T. Edison Finney and W. Westing ■ graduates She finished the Mun. house Burdick figured out a number of ¡¡nth Normal in February, and has defects in the big lamp and its machi m teaching since in Independence. nerv at the lighthouse on Saturday. SB» Changes will be made immediately to few maybe vou don't think Bob had comply with ideas of these prominent in fed nds fall Saturday. Imagine Bob ventors. th a girl on each side of him and one « ■ ■ Herbert Parsons, an old high school fed, going up the light house road. man, is here for a visit to his grand i M 8 fer fancy cutlery, see Clarence Stan- parents. Herliert has just finished a successful year’s sclusil near Portland. ■ SB a ■ ■ bdging from the number of pupils in Will You Tell Me. Efiigh school, the editors have come The “ Bugle Call's" correspondence fee conclusion that a person's eyes column. it improve while going to school, All reasonable questions on nil reason feng the freshmen there are six pairs able subjects cheerfully answered. Nasses, among the sophomores two, To Admiral RD.E—In answer to Ifuniors one, and the seniors all see your question we assure you that the B their own e>es. Moral: If juu people of Tillamook will tie glad to re nt to have good eyes, be a senior. ceive a visit from the whole fleet. The $ SB tinted by Bill Burdick, a sh >rt route dock belonging to Mr. Turney has been secured as a mooring place. ■fcccss. a » 3 To W.J B., Lincoln. Neb. — Ye,; Finnev Jr., stopped school a short William, we, too, think it would only be which was the means of put- showing good taste foi uvou to con out of commission the Finney sent. We have examined the constilu. Hfer telegraph line, running diagonal" tion closely and find nothing in it to pre ijf «robs the first aisle in the eighth vent a man from running a third time. grade room. To W.A.. Tillamook, Oregon —We ■ MS Work is going on m preparing for the have seen the advertisements you men MHachool play. You must all be on tion, claiming to increase the height three feet in a single week, but oonsider ■B| to see a a a such remedies dangerous. Just balk at Lynn is g"ing to take the prize for the Carl, and remember, too, that Napoleon ■■■dash, on field day. He i» ever at was only live feat four. ■KTace track practicing nearly every To L.3 , Tillamook, Oregon.—No, we think if you are careful it will not prove a a a Rutherford tried trapping a short srrious. Salt water seldom gives any ■•go, but found out by experiment one a cold. ■bis bait would cost more than all ■mouse hides in the whole school, he g ive it up as a bad job. We have BM mice left lor any one who wishes ■M Mfee up the enterprise where he left • a a Candidate for Republican nomi nation for County Clerk. Mr. Christensen is a Native <>f Tilla mook county, is 30 years old and having taken a complete busi ness course at Holmes’ Business College, is well qualified to fill the office. He is one of Tilla mook’s most successful and ex perienced cheese makers, which is making Tillamook famous. « • « ■k- HENRY CRENSHAW, AWAY CELOW ZERO. The Awful Ccld That Comes With Eighty Degrees *f Frost. It Is difficult to form any conception of the degree of cold represented by 80 degrees of frost thut at times prevails In certain parts of Russia. Sir Leopold McClintock tells us how In one of his arctic expeditions a sailor was foolish enough to do some outdoor work at precisely this temperature. Illa bands froze, and wbeu be rushed Into the cabin and plunged one of them Into a basin of water so cold was the band that the water was Instantly converted Into a block of Ice. At 25 degrees. Dr. Kane says, “the mustache and underllp form pendu lous beads of dangling Ice. Put out your tongue, and it Instantly freezes to this icy crusting. Your chin has a trick of freezing to your upper Jaw by the happy aid of your lieard. My eyes have often been so glued as to show that even a wink was unsafe.” During a theatrical performance giv en by the crew of his ship at an Inside temperature of 30 degrees “tbe con densation was so excessive that we could barely see the performers. Their hands steamed. When an excited Thes pian took off bis coat it smoked like a dlsn of potutoe» Any extra vehemence of delivery was accompanied by vol umes of smoke.”—Pearson's Weekly. A. T. WHITE, Who is now Justice of the Peace, seeks re-nomination, and having made a good justice, he is sure of getting the support of those who voted for him two years ago. J. C. HOLDEN, Who now occupies the office o. Deputy Sheriff, is an aspirant for County Clerk on the republican ticket, and is well qualified for the position, for in the many offices of trust to which he has been elected he has always been found thoroughly trustworthy andjobliging. who has held the office of Deputy Assessor for a number of years, in a most creditable manner, and as a public official is most accommodating and obliging, is a candidate for nomination on the republican ticket for County Clerk. H. M. CAKE, Republican Candidate for Nomina tion for United States Senator. G. W. SAPPINGTON, Candidate on the republican ticket for Justice of the Peace. He previously held that position and was for four years Comity Judge of this county. er due consideration o( the story of bnncticut Yankee, that Mr Rue her. hold about al the last C. L S fam, the editors have decided that tnkae must have been a distant hre of T. Edison Finney or W In/H >uie Burdic«. for he had ideas kits. • * ■ ■ted by Miss Lister, a c<»ffe? pot. fist hers last fall at Garibaldi beach. Bnk : What is the matter with R s ear. H : Lynn has been peddling so much fiir that it was scorched. MBS #> : Did you notice all thos* little fens hi King & Smith's window ? ■er : Yes, Stutihy did it with his ¡••hatebet.” * • • fear What kind of a time did you iSaturday ? fend : Decidedly wet. ■ • m E. J. GIENGER, W. S. BUEL, Is a dairyman and received his education at the Pacific Univer sity, being well qualified to fill the office of Sheriff, to which he aspires as a candidate for nomi nation on the republican ticket. Candidate for nomination on the republican ticket for County Superintendent of School, has taught in a number of school districts in this county and given good satisfaction. Mr. Cake-is the Advocate of Statement No. I and the popu lar election of the United States Senators; two years ago he took the stump for his successful op ponent. He deserves the sup port of every loyal Republican who believes in pure politics. The machine element concedes his nomination if the people go to the polls, but boasts that be lievers in Statement No. I will not be interested enough to vote at the primaries. This is the last appeal to those who believe in the popular election of United States Senators to assert the rights which the old machine is trying to wrest from them. G. F. ZIMMERMAN, Candidate for Republican Nomi nation for Sheriff. H. V. ALLEY, Candidate for County Commis sioner on the republican ticket, has made an excellent county official. He is conservative and economical, and thoroughly de termined in improving the toads of the county. We failed to re ceive bis picture, for he is the best looking gentleman of the whole bunch of candidates. ■nted by seniors, a cure for cnjds. « • « Inmook Farmer ■ Yes, we ha ve some i largest turnips herein the world, linger : Please show me some « i i * the farmer took him to the woo«Is anted out some great spruce trees. I I op bv the roots. a a a ml member < f the ricvnion found a short cut to the light TEA Linger longer over it; let it be steaming hot from the earthen pot; and the loveliest woman pour it T.«l .-tvro« Ma mt U roe 4«e I Eke Sctullia»'. Best •• par b>a. ENGLISH RED TAPE. War Office Methods and th* Teat of a Mountain Gun. The story that a gnu of marvelous possibilities Invented Io Rugland may be sold abroad owing to the apathy of the powers that be ts not altogether surprising. Whitworth refused Napoleon III.'» offer of $50.000 a year for life to go to Toris and manufacture his eanuou for the French army, but perhaps our war o-'.ice was not so faddy then as now. tome little time ago a new gun for fighting was offered and was sent it to India to be tried. It was drag- ,eJ i:p steep hills, rushed down rocky detiles, left for a week at a time In mountain torrents—In fact submitted to all the tests which a veteran officer accustomed to war with the hill tri lies could suggest. The report was satisfactory in every respect, but a war office genius bland ly asked if the gun had been dropped down a precipice It had not The war office was horrified and amazed at the neglect of »0 elementary a test The gun was now dropped down a precipice with the Inevitable result— Its Internals were Irremediably dam aged. now was It possible, the war office asked, to accept such a weapon? An I the army of India was left to potter along with olmolete weapons because this new arm would not stand impos sible tests.—London Sketch. Candidate for Re-Nomination on tile Republican Ticket for Sheriff, who has made an excellent officer and made good his election promises of two years ago, and seeks a second term. ’¡ng the recent illness of Mrs. Ruth- I, our two brand new school ns came in very handy. Miss Me ws wielded the Lurch part of the and Miss Scovell finished up. Both td themselves with glory. fede and Clara, jrhy did they tarry ! hey think that the boat ¡Out them could not float ? I their homes at last they parted, loaded down with baskets started. ■ hen at last thev reached the dock, koat was no longer under lock. (w inging gaily in mid stream. kwai hard for the girls to suppress Iscream. le back street thev sadly walked, ■ e will not tell you how they hiked. 1908 J. S. STEPHENS, R. A. D. PERKINS, Is the best Assessor the county Candidate for nomination on the ever had, and as he is again up republican ticket for County RESIDENT DENTIST. for nomination on the republi Treasurer, will have a walk over Office in Ol«*n Building. in the primary election. Mr. can ticket, no one doubts that in Open Sunday's by Appointment. Stephens is well known all over the election next June he will All Work GusrsuUed. I the county. poll a heavy vote. TILLAMOOK. OREGON. A Wrong Diagnosis. The small tior with the big bundle of papers whs observed to be moisten ing some of bis stock In tbe street fountain “Ah. my lad." said a benevolent old gentleman. "If does me good to see such an Illustration of cleanliness.” "What do yer mean, boss?" asked the boy as he stared up In wonder. "Why. aren't you trying to wash the mud spots off tbe edge of your papers?” “No, boss; you are way off. You see. so ne of acre papers is two weeks old. an' if I dampen 'em up a bit peo ple will think they are Just from do press an' never think of lookin' at de date. Good graft, old sport! Say, some day when I am a captain of In dustry I'll give you a Job.” But the lien voleut old gentleman had fled.—Boston Post. Ths Order of St. Patrick. The "most Illustrious Order of St Patrick" dates only from 1783. Bays a London writer, when It was founded by George III., and Is not to be com pared In age with "the most ancient and most noble Order of the Thistle," which, dating from 11 remote antiquity, was revived by James II. in 1087. The curious thing about the bands, or rib bons. of these two orders is that St. Patrick's Is blue of the hue that may be seen In the "hackles." or plumes, In the bearskin» of the Irish guards, though It »uegests the blue bells of Scotland, while tbe aasb of tbe thistle Is h dark green, suggestive of Erin's verdant lrle On state ceremonies these two orders are frequently con founded. What She Was Trying to Accomplish. The other morning at the breakfast table three year-old Jeannette was pok Ing vigorously with her knife at a bis cuit. “What are you trying to do. Jean nette?" demanded mother. "Be careful; you will cut your hand.” Said Jeannette. “Pm trying to un loosen this biscuit; It's so tight!”—New York Times. Not a Matter of Choice. Columbia Alumnus—That woman on the debate team la Intolerable. You wouldn't like to debate with a woman, would you? Cornell Alumnus—Got so I don't mind It now Been married five years.—New York Tribune. Hard Linos. “Does your wife make you explain all your sofa?"', "Worse than that.1' "Worse than that?" "Far worse; she doesn't permit me to explain them ’’—Houston Post. The Three Periodo. Jason—There are three perloda In a man's life when be does not under stand a woman. Grayson—And they ars? Jason-Before he knows her, tvhen be knows her and afterwardl
