TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 16,
HE BUGLE CALL.
EDITORS;
ClCERONlANS—
house Saturday. We thought we had
lost Harvey Scott Wolfe and P Pader
ewski Lamar, hut they finally iound
their way out of thejungle.J
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F. W. CHRISTENSEN.
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_ The’Ciceronian» gave an excursion to
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tno sand-spit last Saturday in honor of
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MBS
"They say “Time and tide wait for no
is rumored that there will lie a ni'in’* but a number of hovs and girls
ball «âme betwcvji T. H. S. ai.d had to wait lor the tide Saturday night,
City.
and it was a verv tired but h'.ppy crowd
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that landed at Tillamook about eleven
then the T. H 8. goes on an exenr o’clock that night.
> they want everything fixed up
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<it right. Why, they rven had coa
Found, bv Robert Stillwell, a Violet.
feed ushore to du the cooking witn. The ownrr could not have same under
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any circumstances.
he boys are planning a field meet
|he end of school. It will consist ol
A new wav of expressing affection is
bing, jumping, hurdle racing and a throwing rocks or sand at the object of
le or two, base bail, bufekei bali < i that affection. For more information,
lis.
see Bessie Bays.
a ■ a
ihn Aschim was sick Monday. It is
Violet seems quite thoughtful of the
first time this jear that Jack has coinfort of others, but it is just possihle
id to show up.
that she was not entirely disinterested
a » a
when she asked Bessie, who was stand
Hand flayed in the ocean surf,
ing near her. to exchange places with
is heart was lull of bliss,
Robert, who was nearer the fire.
e tried to escape that cruel wave.
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■Slip aifi[ jsnf pzpuu| pay
Wilbur : What is Claudicis favorite
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flower ?
we read ill the Oregonian a few days
Maude : Sweet Williams, I suppose
■that a state certificate had been is-
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B to Miss Grace Whitehouse, one of
T. Edison Finney and W. Westing
■ graduates She finished the Mun. house Burdick figured out a number of
¡¡nth Normal in February, and has defects in the big lamp and its machi
m teaching since in Independence.
nerv at the lighthouse on Saturday.
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Changes will be made immediately to
few maybe vou don't think Bob had comply with ideas of these prominent in
fed nds fall Saturday. Imagine Bob ventors.
th a girl on each side of him and one
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Herbert Parsons, an old high school
fed, going up the light house road.
man, is here for a visit to his grand
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fer fancy cutlery, see Clarence Stan- parents. Herliert has just finished a
successful year’s sclusil near Portland.
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bdging from the number of pupils in
Will You Tell Me.
Efiigh school, the editors have come The “ Bugle Call's" correspondence
fee conclusion that a person's eyes
column.
it improve while going to school,
All reasonable questions on nil reason
feng the freshmen there are six pairs able subjects cheerfully answered.
Nasses, among the sophomores two,
To Admiral RD.E—In answer to
Ifuniors one, and the seniors all see your question we assure you that the
B their own e>es. Moral: If juu people of Tillamook will tie glad to re
nt to have good eyes, be a senior.
ceive a visit from the whole fleet. The
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tinted by Bill Burdick, a sh >rt route dock belonging to Mr. Turney has been
secured as a mooring place.
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To W.J B., Lincoln. Neb. — Ye,;
Finnev Jr., stopped school a short William, we, too, think it would only be
which was the means of put- showing good taste foi uvou to con
out of commission the Finney sent. We have examined the constilu.
Hfer telegraph line, running diagonal" tion closely and find nothing in it to pre
ijf «robs the first aisle in the eighth vent a man from running a third time.
grade room.
To W.A.. Tillamook, Oregon —We
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Work is going on m preparing for the have seen the advertisements you men
MHachool play. You must all be on tion, claiming to increase the height
three feet in a single week, but oonsider
■B| to see
a a a
such remedies dangerous. Just balk at
Lynn is g"ing to take the prize for the Carl, and remember, too, that Napoleon
■■■dash, on field day. He i» ever at was only live feat four.
■KTace track practicing nearly every
To L.3 , Tillamook, Oregon.—No, we
think if you are careful it will not prove
a a a
Rutherford tried trapping a short srrious. Salt water seldom gives any
■•go, but found out by experiment one a cold.
■bis bait would cost more than all
■mouse hides in the whole school,
he g ive it up as a bad job. We have
BM mice left lor any one who wishes
■M Mfee up the enterprise where he left
• a a
Candidate for Republican nomi
nation for County Clerk. Mr.
Christensen is a Native <>f Tilla
mook county, is 30 years old and
having taken a complete busi
ness course at Holmes’ Business
College, is well qualified to fill
the office. He is one of Tilla
mook’s most successful and ex
perienced cheese makers, which
is making Tillamook famous.
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HENRY CRENSHAW,
AWAY CELOW ZERO.
The Awful Ccld That Comes With
Eighty Degrees *f Frost.
It Is difficult to form any conception
of the degree of cold represented by 80
degrees of frost thut at times prevails
In certain parts of Russia. Sir Leopold
McClintock tells us how In one of his
arctic expeditions a sailor was foolish
enough to do some outdoor work at
precisely this temperature. Illa bands
froze, and wbeu be rushed Into the
cabin and plunged one of them Into a
basin of water so cold was the band
that the water was Instantly converted
Into a block of Ice.
At 25 degrees. Dr. Kane says, “the
mustache and underllp form pendu
lous beads of dangling Ice. Put out
your tongue, and it Instantly freezes to
this icy crusting. Your chin has a
trick of freezing to your upper Jaw by
the happy aid of your lieard. My eyes
have often been so glued as to show
that even a wink was unsafe.”
During a theatrical performance giv
en by the crew of his ship at an Inside
temperature of 30 degrees “tbe con
densation was so excessive that we
could barely see the performers. Their
hands steamed. When an excited Thes
pian took off bis coat it smoked like a
dlsn of potutoe» Any extra vehemence
of delivery was accompanied by vol
umes of smoke.”—Pearson's Weekly.
A. T. WHITE,
Who is now Justice of the Peace,
seeks re-nomination, and having
made a good justice, he is sure
of getting the support of those
who voted for him two years
ago.
J. C. HOLDEN,
Who now occupies the office o.
Deputy Sheriff, is an aspirant for
County Clerk on the republican
ticket, and is well qualified for
the position, for in the many
offices of trust to which he has
been elected he has always been
found thoroughly trustworthy
andjobliging.
who has held the office of Deputy
Assessor for a number of years,
in a most creditable manner,
and as a public official is most
accommodating and obliging, is
a candidate for nomination on
the republican ticket for County
Clerk.
H. M. CAKE, Republican
Candidate for Nomina
tion for United
States Senator.
G. W. SAPPINGTON,
Candidate on the republican
ticket for Justice of the Peace.
He previously held that position
and was for four years Comity
Judge of this county.
er due consideration o( the story of
bnncticut Yankee, that Mr Rue her.
hold about al the last C. L S
fam, the editors have decided that
tnkae must have been a distant
hre of T. Edison Finney or W
In/H >uie Burdic«. for he had ideas
kits.
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■ted by Miss Lister, a c<»ffe? pot.
fist hers last fall at Garibaldi beach.
Bnk : What is the matter with
R s ear.
H : Lynn has been peddling so much
fiir that it was scorched.
MBS
#> : Did you notice all thos* little
fens hi King & Smith's window ?
■er : Yes, Stutihy did it with his
¡••hatebet.”
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fear What kind of a time did you
iSaturday ?
fend : Decidedly wet.
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E. J. GIENGER,
W. S. BUEL,
Is a dairyman and received his
education at the Pacific Univer
sity, being well qualified to fill
the office of Sheriff, to which he
aspires as a candidate for nomi
nation on the republican ticket.
Candidate for nomination on the
republican ticket for County
Superintendent of School, has
taught in a number of school
districts in this county and given
good satisfaction.
Mr. Cake-is the Advocate of
Statement No. I and the popu
lar election of the United States
Senators; two years ago he took
the stump for his successful op
ponent. He deserves the sup
port of every loyal Republican
who believes in pure politics.
The machine element concedes
his nomination if the people go
to the polls, but boasts that be
lievers in Statement No. I will
not be interested enough to vote
at the primaries. This is the
last appeal to those who believe
in the popular election of United
States Senators to assert the
rights which the old machine is
trying to wrest from them.
G. F. ZIMMERMAN,
Candidate for Republican Nomi
nation for Sheriff.
H. V. ALLEY,
Candidate for County Commis
sioner on the republican ticket,
has made an excellent county
official. He is conservative and
economical, and thoroughly de
termined in improving the toads
of the county. We failed to re
ceive bis picture, for he is the
best looking gentleman of the
whole bunch of candidates.
■nted by seniors, a cure for cnjds.
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Inmook Farmer ■ Yes, we ha ve some
i largest turnips herein the world,
linger : Please show me some « i
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the farmer took him to the woo«Is
anted out some great spruce trees. I
I op bv the roots.
a a a
ml member < f the ricvnion
found a short cut to the light
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Linger longer over it; let
it be steaming hot from
the earthen pot; and the
loveliest woman pour it
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Eke Sctullia»'. Best •• par b>a.
ENGLISH RED TAPE.
War Office Methods and th* Teat of a
Mountain Gun.
The story that a gnu of marvelous
possibilities Invented Io Rugland may
be sold abroad owing to the apathy of
the powers that be ts not altogether
surprising.
Whitworth refused Napoleon III.'»
offer of $50.000 a year for life to go to
Toris and manufacture his eanuou for
the French army, but perhaps our war
o-'.ice was not so faddy then as now.
tome little time ago a new gun for
fighting was offered and was sent
it to India to be tried. It was drag-
,eJ i:p steep hills, rushed down rocky
detiles, left for a week at a time In
mountain torrents—In fact submitted
to all the tests which a veteran officer
accustomed to war with the hill tri lies
could suggest.
The report was satisfactory in every
respect, but a war office genius bland
ly asked if the gun had been dropped
down a precipice It had not
The war office was horrified and
amazed at the neglect of »0 elementary
a test The gun was now dropped down
a precipice with the Inevitable result—
Its Internals were Irremediably dam
aged.
now was It possible, the war office
asked, to accept such a weapon? An I
the army of India was left to potter
along with olmolete weapons because
this new arm would not stand impos
sible tests.—London Sketch.
Candidate for Re-Nomination on tile Republican Ticket for
Sheriff, who has made an excellent officer and made good his
election promises of two years ago, and seeks a second term.
’¡ng the recent illness of Mrs. Ruth-
I, our two brand new school
ns came in very handy. Miss Me
ws wielded the Lurch part of the
and Miss Scovell finished up. Both
td themselves with glory.
fede and Clara,
jrhy did they tarry !
hey think that the boat
¡Out them could not float ?
I their homes at last they parted,
loaded down with baskets started.
■ hen at last thev reached the dock,
koat was no longer under lock.
(w inging gaily in mid stream.
kwai hard for the girls to suppress
Iscream.
le back street thev sadly walked,
■ e will not tell you how they
hiked.
1908
J. S. STEPHENS,
R. A. D. PERKINS,
Is the best Assessor the county Candidate for nomination on the
ever had, and as he is again up republican ticket for County
RESIDENT DENTIST.
for nomination on the republi Treasurer, will have a walk over
Office in Ol«*n Building.
in
the
primary
election.
Mr.
can ticket, no one doubts that in
Open Sunday's by Appointment.
Stephens
is
well
known
all
over
the election next June he will
All Work GusrsuUed.
I the county.
poll a heavy vote.
TILLAMOOK.
OREGON.
A Wrong Diagnosis.
The small tior with the big bundle
of papers whs observed to be moisten
ing some of bis stock In tbe street
fountain
“Ah. my lad." said a benevolent old
gentleman. "If does me good to see
such an Illustration of cleanliness.”
"What do yer mean, boss?" asked
the boy as he stared up In wonder.
"Why. aren't you trying to wash
the mud spots off tbe edge of your
papers?”
“No, boss; you are way off. You
see. so ne of acre papers is two weeks
old. an' if I dampen 'em up a bit peo
ple will think they are Just from do
press an' never think of lookin' at de
date. Good graft, old sport! Say,
some day when I am a captain of In
dustry I'll give you a Job.”
But the lien voleut old gentleman
had fled.—Boston Post.
Ths Order of St. Patrick.
The "most Illustrious Order of St
Patrick" dates only from 1783. Bays a
London writer, when It was founded
by George III., and Is not to be com
pared In age with "the most ancient
and most noble Order of the Thistle,"
which, dating from 11 remote antiquity,
was revived by James II. in 1087. The
curious thing about the bands, or rib
bons. of these two orders is that St.
Patrick's Is blue of the hue that may
be seen In the "hackles." or plumes, In
the bearskin» of the Irish guards,
though It »uegests the blue bells of
Scotland, while tbe aasb of tbe thistle
Is h dark green, suggestive of Erin's
verdant lrle
On state ceremonies
these two orders are frequently con
founded.
What She Was Trying to Accomplish.
The other morning at the breakfast
table three year-old Jeannette was pok
Ing vigorously with her knife at a bis
cuit.
“What are you trying to do. Jean
nette?" demanded mother. "Be careful;
you will cut your hand.”
Said Jeannette. “Pm trying to un
loosen this biscuit; It's so tight!”—New
York Times.
Not a Matter of Choice.
Columbia Alumnus—That woman on
the debate team la Intolerable. You
wouldn't like to debate with a woman,
would you? Cornell Alumnus—Got so
I don't mind It now
Been married
five years.—New York Tribune.
Hard Linos.
“Does your wife make you explain
all your sofa?"',
"Worse than that.1'
"Worse than that?"
"Far worse; she doesn't permit me to
explain them ’’—Houston Post.
The Three Periodo.
Jason—There are three perloda In a
man's life when be does not under
stand a woman. Grayson—And they
ars? Jason-Before he knows her,
tvhen be knows her and afterwardl