Tillamook headlight., March 19, 1908, Image 2

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT,
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Advertising Bates.
AN INGLORIOUS WOUND.
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Each subsequent insertion, line....
Business aud professional cards,
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Timber Claims ................................... 1U 00
5
Locals, per line each insertion ...
Display advertisement, an inch,
50
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All Resolutions of Condolence and
Lodge Notices. 5c. per line.
Cards of Thanks, 5c. per line.
Notices. Lost, .Strayed or Stolen, etc.,
minimum rale, 25c. not exceedu g five
lines.
RATES OF
SUBSCRIPTION.
.STRICTLY IN ADVANCE.)
1.50
75
50
One year...........
Six months..... .
Three months.
Laughter and
I
Digestion.
Th it a normal mind ia really a basis
of good digestion is shown by the re.
markable aensitiveneM of tlie digestive
processes to mental condition. Sudden
sorrow, bad news, disaster, great losses
of properly or friends, great disappoint­
ments or worry not only arrest all the
digestive processes, but even suspend the
formation of the gastric juice.
It has been shown that when the gas
trio follicles are dister.ded and the gas­
tric juices flowing freely from them
when one is hungry and eating with
great relish, and sudden receipt of bad
news completely r« verses the digestive
processes. The gastric glands immedia
tely tiecome parched, dry, feverish, and
food will remain in the stomach for
many hours with the digestive processes
absolutely suspended.
The digestion seems to I m * dependent
upon the condition of the mmd. Often
our passing moods hasteu or retard di-
gestion.
We often hear people, especially deli­
cate women who have nervous dyspep­
sia, say that they do not understand
bow it is that they can go out to late
suppers or banquets and eat heartily all
sorts of incongruous fissia without feel­
ing any inconvenience afterwards.
They do not realize ihat it is due to
the.change ill the mental allitude. jJThey
have had a good time; they have en.
joyed themselves. The lively converse.
Cion, the jokes which caused them to
laugh heartily,
the bright, cheerful
environment completely changed the
mental attitude, and, of course, these
conditions were reflected in the digestion
and every other part of the system.
Laughter and good cheer are enemies of
dyepciiaia. Anything which will divert
the dyspeptic's mind from his ailment
w ill improve Ills digestion. When they
were at home worrying over their
health, swallowing a little dyspe|s<;a
with every mouthful of food, of course
these women could not assimilate their
food. But when they were having a
jolly good time, they forgot their ail­
ments and were surprised afterwards to
find that they had enjoyed their food.
The whole process is mental.
People who go to health resorts attri­
bute their improvement to change of air
or to the waters they drink, when, as a
matter of fact, it has probably been
wrought by change of environment,
change of mental suggestion, as much as
by the change of air or water.
Spring waters, mountain or sea air,
often get a great deal of credit which in
due to recreation -gissi, w ho).-some fun.
W hen people go away mi vacation or lit
tie callings they go for the purpose ol en­
joying theiiiatdves. and, of course, they
are benefited—Success.
Americans ill
Rome have been
watching a new excavation under the
arch ol Titus in the Forum. Early in
July an event will mvur at Denver that
will interest polilnml areliavxdoglsls.
Mr. B< rail's excavation of himself for
the thud Imtile will arouse great entliu-
l.ism among tho«*e who are built for
thi.lorm of recurrent excitement.
QUEER TEACHING.
A Glimpse of ths One Time Methods
In Scotch Schools.
To the work of su|iervlsor of BCboola
In Scotland Mr. John Kerr devoted a
number of years. In his book, "Other
Memories. Old and New,” he has set
dowu some amusing Illustrations of the
unintelligent way In which the school
work was sometimes conducted.
The revised code of education which
was Introduced in 1802 made provision
for nothing but reading, writing and
arithmetic iu their barest forms. There
was uo suggestion aliout grammar, ge­
ography. history or intelligence In any
study. Explanation of the reading les­
son was not demanded, an 1 therefore
It was neglected In some of the schools.
The following is an example:
The lesson was one giving an ac­
count of a clever dog which had res­
cued a child from drowning. It was
said that the dog was caressed by the
parents of the child. I asked what was
the meaning of the word "caressed,”
and the answer came at once, "Made
of fond led."
On referring to the list of words at
the top of the page I found the ex-
planation given was, “made of, fon-
died.”
Wishing to find out if any child In
the class hud got n glimmering of the
meaning, I went from top to liottom
anil got from every child nothing but
"made of fond led," pronounced as four
words, to which they attached no mean­
ing whatever.
The teacher was surprised that 1 was
not satisfied with the Intelligence of
the teaching.
A Tenor's Rebuke.
Roger, the great French tenor, a sen
sltlve soul, was prone to take offense
at any alight, whether Inteutlonal or
not. On one occasion he was engaged
for 1.200 francs to sing at the bouse
of a wealthy financier. Roger sang bls
first soug magnificently, but no one
paid him the slightest attention, and
the guests continued to talk their loud­
est
I'reseutly the host thought the
time had come for another soug aud
sent for Roger He could not be found
and that evening was seen no more.
Next day there came a note from him.
accom|>anled by 1.600 francs. The note
can something like this:
“I have the honor to return the 1.200
franca which I received for t inging at
your function, and I beg leave to add
300 franca thereto for having so great­
ly disturbed the conversation of your
guests."—Chicago Record-Hera Id.
Beecher’s Wedding Fees.
When Collis p. Huntington was mar­
ried for the second time Henry Ward
» « »
In his recent speech ai Springfield, III , Beecher performed the marriage cere­
Huntington's first wife had
Mr Biyauraid : " * do not want dele­ mony
been dead less than a year, and he de­
gates who will spread the time at the
sired the second marriage kept secret
National Con vent ion complaining tie­ until his return from Europe He gave
cause tliey are instructed for me. or ex­ Mr Bee* her a marriage fee of *1.501,.
plaining that it is hopeless to try to elect When
Huntington
returned
some
me. I w ant all my enemies in front of mouths later he went through a puls
me, and not la-hind my hack. I don't llc < er»‘mony, and Beecher again officl
ated He gave Beecher another fee of
want any more tights with btisli
w hackers.” Many Democrat** think Mi. fl.fitMi. The great preacher had bls hu­
mor arousvsl by bls second fee. Turn­
Bryan can not la* ateaied. but all such
ing to Huntington. he said. “Collis. I
have not la-fore been aware that they
do wish you were a Mormou "—Lyce-
are consequently Ilia enemies amt bush­ uiuite and Talent.
whackers
* » to
Th. Retort V.nomou..
Even St 1‘ivrte, Martinique, the city
•go this Is your widely advertised
w hose population was aluxait entirely dollar table d'hote dinner, la It y said
destroyed by I he sudden eruption of a the Indignant would lie diner as he
voice no. is using again on its * Id site pushed aside an entree which be
below the crater. The new commn- could not masticate. "Why. this Is the
nny has » due shape of women, and it last place In the world I would recom­
is hoped that no mouse will break in mend to friends."
“Don’t blame you. sir." said the sad
on their peaceful meditations.
faced waiter
"Send your enemies
to to to
here."—New York Pre.
It is hinted that the German am.
Ns Option.
Imssador to the United States who ia
Barber (pausing In the mutilation)
Visiting Cui*. will |*rolert against the
withdrawal of thia government from Will you have a close .have, air? Vic­
the laland on the ground that German tim (with a gasp>-If I get out of this
chair alive. I ahall certainly .-onslder
intereMa will be Imperiled under a
It a very dose aha re.
ur-rond I ative admin 1st ration. If other
nations should j.an in this view them
The supreme excellence to simp lefty
would be a new Cuban queer ion
—Longfellow.
.T. BOTTS,
An Unsecured Loss.
Though pawnbrokers are not sup­
Complete set of Abst:
posed to have any friends, only custom­
ers. there Is a story that is told In New
•2»
in office. Taxes paid f(J[
York that shows that they sometimes
.... pOBTLAJl»
stretch their rules—if the right man
GObLK..........
Residents.
R amisi
comes along. A certain racing man
"........QU1MCY
hud been having a very hard streak of
..CLATSKANIE ...
Office opposite Post
..... C lifton ....
luck. If there were twenty-one horses
Ar. ASTUKIA Lv
Both phones.
in the race, bls choice would uever be
v . A storia Ar.
better than No 20. Finally bls money
W ahsbmtom
was all gone: also all of his negotiable
.GEAKHAKT......
... SBAS1DS........
property. When he had spent his last
Ar.
H oliday L v .
H.
COOPER,
dollar for breakfast, he turned Into the
• tbvbxs
pawnshop where all bls valuables were
•35 a3
•39
being cared for. aud they amounted to
pm
considerable.
A ttorney - at -L aï
JB L, WarrentonAr 12 3
“I'd like to have »500 on this." he
15 Ar.Hanouoiidl.v 1- -
said to the proprietor, laying down an
20 Ar Ft StevensLv lwA
T illamook ,
ordinary lead pencil on the counter.
28, 30 and 34 from
Tr.in.'marke.l « run daily
T t,.N*. 25 2T aud
front Cl.tzop Beach, and train. No..
Without a change of countenance, the
pawnbroker made out a ticket aud A*‘°Tr?..r,NV«FL,!i"”,t>.»d. 3:10 p
I. Saturday Speeia!. .topping .tGobl., «.InIto
passe*! the money over the counter
arl haberlach
,ran,.continental lines. At Goble, with
Right there the raciug roan's for­ Clatskanie. Astoria and Beach point.. o"1-’'
«“•> •“-- f”r s“- Fr“M:toco “d ™
tunes seemed to change Every one of
bls selections proved an easy winuer. !
it'JLo Rahway to ri.vto.tlon CoC.bo.t t
'
Europt.
attorney - at - law
Through ticket, .old to .nd front .11 point« m th
aud. as he pushed his luck, he was
able at the end of the week to redeem
For further particulars appl> to.
Genl, hrt- & I aSS^\8tor'ia Or
bls pencil and all his other valuables
—New York Globe.
Office across the street and
Astoria
The Hard Luck That Was Handed Out
to the Old Veteran.
Ou one of the volunteer ranges in
the north of England Is a well known
old Irish sergeant, who has charge.
It may be mentioned that be went
through three wars—the t'rlmeau. the
Indian mutiny aud the Chines*—and
during the whole of that time never
received a single wound.
Old W.. as be ia called, occasionally
acts as a marker at the targets and
his utter recklessness has become a
proverb.
He has l>een known to walk forth
from beblud the mantelet without the
slightest warning and touch up a bulls
eye which did uot quite satisfy him or
to note the exact position of a shot.
At all remonstrances he would sniff
contemptuously.
"Me be shot? Me?" he would ask.
"Why. I've bln through three war-r-r
and was nlver shot yet. Pub! Phwat's
a bit o' lead flying through the air?'
And be would assume an air of dis
gust.
It actually occurred, however, at
last, and be was shot through the
shoulder.
For a moment, as frequently hap
pens with rifle shots, such Is their ter
rlble force, he did not know he was
struck; then when he observed the
bloisl streaming down his sleeve be
commenced to walk down the range,
right In the line of fire.
It was seen that something was
wrong. and they hurried to meet him
As he did so he tottered and bad to be
carried.
"Shot!” he groaned, with a look of
shame. "Shot and by a Saturday after-
noou soldier!"—London Tit-Bits.
T —T
time card
& Columbia Rivet
w.
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PvMtechvt
A Doubtful Guarantee.
The Arabs aud. imleed. all Moslems
have the practice of re-enforclug prom
ises by adding to their word of honor
the Arabic phrase insballah ("Please
God”). How much meaning it conveys
In some lands of the ««st Is told In the
pages of "In Moorish Captivity.1'
The pious proviso is a very usefii
formula to the Moors aud Is frequently
used In making promises that tile'
have no Intention whatever of keeping
as they can then take refuge behind
the Almighty when they are taxed
with tbelr breach of faith.
There Is a story told of a man
kept a shop in Gibraltar aud
knew the ways of the Moor. To
one day came one of the faithful,
was desirous of buying some cloth
Ou being informed that the price was
»2 a yard, paymeut in sixty days, he
replied;
"All right I will take so much and
will pay you in sixty days. Insballah."
“No,” said the vender, “the price is
»2. payment In sixty days. For sixty
days, Inshallah, the price Is $2.50."
Her Hidden Ambition.
There Is an Instance, rare in the pro­
fession, of a musician who bad little
enthusiasm for her calling. Just as
Fanny Kemble, the actress, was b.v uo
means enamored of the stage and
would have quit It bad not cireiifn-
stances bound her there, A brilliant
young violinist, a native of Holland,
played one day for Edward VII. when
he was the I’rlnce of Wales.
“Is there anything you care more for
than your Stradlvarlus?" asked the
prince, expecting, of course, a uegative
reply.
The young Netherlander colored a lit­
tle. “The violin Is not au absorbing
passion with me, your bigbuess,” she
replied.
"Ah! Perhaps you have a leaning to
another branch of art?" suggested the
prince.
“Indeed, I have not!" the violinist
said In a burst of confidence. “But,
your highness, I Just love to cook! I
really believe I should make an excel­
lent chef If I hail the opportunity to
practice."—New York Tribune.
A “Fino Old Woman."
During the evening a gentleman
came to Mrs. Slddous and said. "Mad­
am. I beg your pardon for asking so
rude a question, but In consequence of
a wager allow me to ask your age."
She replied. "Seventy-eight years
old.”
"Hang It.” said be. “I have lost."
And he abruptly went away.
Mrs. Slddoua Immediately said "Pup-
P.v!"
"Very true." I observed, "but why
«11*1 you tell him you were so old?”
She replied. "Whenever a lady of an
uncertain age. as It la termed. Is asked
how old she Is she had better add ten
or more years to her age. for theu the
Inquirer goes away saying. 'What a
fine old woman!'"—"Journals of Sir
George Smart."
Foresight and Delicatessen.
In Chicago Is a woman who com
bines the functions of caterer and
trance medium, serving her customers
with refreshment psychical or phys­
ical. according to tb. lr wishes.
Either she or the sign painter whom
she employed must be a humorist, for
her sign reads thus:
"Madame Blank, caterer and trance
medium. Groceries and Previsions."
Guaranteed Ghosts.
“No Intelligent person pay. any at
tention to ghosts." said the dogmatic
|>erwon.
“rartapa not." answer**! Mtaa Cay­
enne. “unless the ghost has been able
to secure an Introdibtlon fr.au a..IUe
psychic research society."-Waahlna
ton Star.
Th» Bohemian.
Ab. oncF h bobeunau aitviivs
. a bo
b^mlao!" exclaimed
----- *
the unaclssored
poet
A bohemian uever cbauges "
"No. not even his collar." replied the
practical man. who had met a few tx>
hemlans.-Chicago News
Wayside Communing*.
W.reb.m Loug—Wot started the hard
times anyway?
Tuffold Knutt-We did. ye ole fool'
We wus •utterin'
r“‘ ' with
■
’em long 'fore
anybody else caught 'em. - Chicago
Tribune*
Locating the Blame.
Father-Why. when I was your aga
I didn't have as much money tn a
month as yon spend In a day So0 _
Well. P*. don't avoid roe about It Why
don't you go for grandfather?
Rates, $1 Per day
Centrally Uoeated
the Post Ofllce.
LARSEN HOUSE,
H. GOYNE,
M. H* LARSEN, Proprietor.
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON
Th** BeHt Hotel in the citv.
A ttorney - at - law .
No Chinese Employed.
Office : Opposite Court H
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HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them. A. W. SEVERANCE
We Sell Them.
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T illamook
regon
A ttorney at aw
T illamook
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
.. O regon
Next Door to Tillamook County Bank.
T. BOALS, M.D
I
PHYSICIAN
2.
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2
$
The Oregon Cheese Co., Incorported,
is prepared to buy all the first class
cheese that comes along. Spot cash
and highest price. Factory men will
do well to see R. Robinson, the mana-
ger, before selling. lie will be in
Tillamooka good part of the time dur-
ing the season
Only the best stock
wanted.
& SURG
TILLAMOOK.
Office: Olson Building.
Residence: One block South of
Church.
l M. smith ,
PHYSICIAN & SURG
Office over J. A. Todd & Ct
Tillamook, Ore.
c - hawk ,
THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY,
126 Fifth Street, Portland.
Reference, Tillamook County Bonk
PHYSICIAN & SURG
BAY CITY, OREGON.'
<J^H0MAS W. ROSS,
NOTICE
TO THE PEOPLE OF TILLAMOOK CITY
AND COUNTY.
PHYSICIAN & SURGE®
Office : Opposite Tost Office.
Residence : Allen House, Tillamook,
R. BEALS,
REAL ESTATE,
F inancial A gent ,
*’ ill sell
A 1,1, STOCK 05
HAN’I) AT (OST.
Strictly tor Cnsli Until Further
Notice.
8!» as to nnke room for a |.rge stork f
w... ...
Niimmpr Shoes llmt will shortly an if "
k "r S|,rl"s
ve from thicago.
largest and best selected
< ome aud get Bargains out. of th
stock if ST >ps in the City.
Tillamook, Oregon.
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P- J* SHARP,
RESIDENT
DENTIST,
Office across the street from
Court- House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
p- F. BROWNE. Aaent
SARCHET,
T . The Fashionable
everything for
PHYSICIANS’
PRESCRIPTIONS
Be specialize<*•* •« preterit pt ion
«•’<1 theruore
cwrrr H Mock whit h reptt*
ever* thing that phv»i.
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cían» heteabout aie likel* * to
pnM„l^.
A(| new
worthy
l<hatmH(ent.H.H|, are
,
here as
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prescription
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dtujfto
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cor
p*rte nt nil time« Only go«i<
aw -»ds
of hifc>hr«r punt
••J y and quality
ever uncd.
Ph i fticii« ng who are ac-
mwh'“l *"h ‘"'r Movk
n*'h...H mvan.My l„| ,ore
ruir',?' 1 '",m ’hc
when th ' h"'f l’r,*<r'b»d
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CHAS. I. CLOUGH
Reliable Druggist,
Tillamook, Ore.
NS
LOOK FOB T CU3LE
11 ?ou ubiain a i ItMim o! tisub -
Cleaning, Pressing and Rt['ai
iug a Specialty.
Store in Heins Photograph j
ful q'j li j
.
to l”
Gallery.
expert need Hunter's and
Marksman s Ideal
"niKsman
unerring uTtVtNS
FINDOUT WHY
JOUBERT A. MILLER,
lif .hooting our popular
rifles shotguns
PISTOLS
A«k your l„CB| Hardw.r-
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
Land Titles, Land Office
ncss and Mining Law.
PORTLAND,
0RE(
Room. 306 Commercial Boildw» |
”P**n receipt or Cuta^
>**g Price.
L and O ffice B usinbss
lll»atratF,| <
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Hrnof
».i.iiFi ' ^ndingeiren-
Pontnln. p.,lnt,
*""• »“ our line
the ^nr
prop,,
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totlwctlve T rtrenrm.
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Ten Color
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&
LAWYERS*
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Room Hext to the U.S. Land *'»«•
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