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1899 THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, October 5. STORIES of the day . with these fellows dressed in their mas SQUARE MEAL IN A CAPSULE. DID NOT BOAST HIS HONESTV. ters’ clothes, there would be an assem How a Preacher Stopped the Flyer blage the like of whn-h Chicago has never Prospective Solution of Various Confession of the Tramp Who —Race Horae Winning Money seen. Found a $1,000 Bill and Re Problems that Vex House to Educate a Girl. A friend of mine who hat lived in the stored It. keepers and Caterers. OF SAN FRANCISCO, DEALERS IN The Missouri State Association of Mex eastern cities enough to discover the “ I ’ ve slept in under a shed with the The food of the future will lie concen ican War veterans held its twentv-first reason for this say that the best of the thermometer way below zero,’’ said the annual meeting last week at Nevada, and coachmen in Chicago and New York, trated or compressed. Science has al tramp to the Boston Herald man, “and among the attendants was Mr. \V. P. those why have lieen brought over from ready done wonders in demonstrating I’ve gone two long days with nothing to Snowden of this city, who has been iden England, came from families which have the large amount of water in all that we eat, but I’m telling you straight that tified with Omaha since its birth, being been driving for the nobility, or at least eat, ami the possibility of getting rid of when I once had $1,000 in my pocket I ' it e«> to have the food in the smallest one of the first white men to come here tor the aristocracy, for several genera compass possible. Already the house was worse off than at any other tions, and have at last acquired much of place was first settled. Mr when the wife finds many of her problems simp time 1 can remember. 1 had just l>een 1 the trained case of manner and of the Snowden was a member of the First lifted by utilizing the extracts which are let out of the bridewell in Chicago Missouri Mounted volunteers. This refinement of those under whom they increasing in the market from day to and was begging on the streets and be have served. The fact that they have cavalry regiment fought througout the day, VV ill this condensed food solve the ing turned down on every hand, when I always worked for their daily bread has war and won many laurels for itself. servent girl problem? It looks as if it picked up a $1,000 bill on the sidewalk. Mr. Snowden enlisted in the early part simply preserved them from deteriora 1 thought it was $1 and you bet 1 made of 1846, and^when he was mustered out tion which has come to many of their would lie largely instrumental in doing a hustle to get down a side street. When so. \\ hen instead of having to buy a masters through having too much money late in the year 1847 he traveled over AGENTS STEAMER LUELLA. t>oup-bone, and soup-bunch, and cook I dodged into a doorway and made out 6,000 miles. He also served in the war to get rid of, and have sifted out only that I was $1.000 ahead of the game ing it for three or four hours, you have of the rebellion, on the union side, enlist the good from this association. Con Hobsonville, Or. LEIGH JONES, Mgr simply to swallow a little rapsul or pellet the sweat started from every pore and ing as a corporal and being mustered out trast with this the family history of the as a plate of soup, and the matter of my knees knocked together. I was regu rich men of Chicago, who, if they as a major in command of the Fifth lar seasick for ten minutes and my heart housekeeping is very much simplified Iowa cavalry. Had it ti t been for his did not actually s'liovel coal in their thumped away until I thought it would But the scientists done very much age he would have taken up a gun and early days, had fathers who did. So, it more than this. They can at the present break out. is not so strange after all that in Chi inarched off to fight the Spaniards. moment save us hours of time and end But 1 was so excited that it was two Gray-haired as he is his nerves are as cago, below stairs should often have the less trouble and expense by providing a advantage in personality over the draw hours before I could do any planning. steady as a spirit level» and he can shoot dinner of seven courses that will go on a ing room. The first thiug was to buy a new suit of to-day with a greater degree of accuracy dinner plate and can be swallowed in “ There ’ s another thing that I noticed clothes, and I enteied a store and picked than most crack shooters half his age. five minutes. The best part of it all is in Chicago and not only in Chicago but them out. When ¡exhibited that $1,000 During the Mexican war he fought under in several eastern cities as well Going that you will be better nourished than bill the clothier ran to the door to call General Kearney and General Taylor. Agents for Kopp's Brewery, the Brewer of the fil.est Beer in the Northwest. if you had sat at the table for two hours, along any street in a fashionable quarter a policeman. I got away by a close Alex. W. Doniphan was his colonel. “It Strangers can find here a place to write, attend to corres|K>ndence, privatelj of the town you will see one house after for all of the waste p irtions of the food squeeze, and then I realize the situation. was a mighty uneven fight,” remarked confer upon business or social matters and generally feel at home. another bearing in its front a little notice have been extracted, and you swallow Tramp that I was, 1 couldn’t get it Mr. Snowden “Us Missouri fellows only that which you can and will as- to the word to ‘Please go to the back changed at a bank nor use it to make me could bring down a squirrel from the door ’ These are the houses of the peo similate easily. more comfortable. If it had been a ten top ofthe highest hickorv tree when we When the woman goes sliopping she ple who are away for the summer and I could have had lodgingsand a bed, but were chaps, and when you got a regi your inference is that people are to go to need no louger sit and fume for an hour I’m telling you that 1 walked the streets ment of us started we never drew a sight waiting for the slow waiter to bring her the back ofthe house where the servants as hungry as a shark and slept at police but what at least one “greaser’’ bit are. Now, the question is, why can’t chicken salad and ice cream ; but she a ill stations and in lumber yards. dust. Those fellows never did have any the servants come to the front door just simply ask for a glass of water and a little PROPRIETORS OF “Under the circumstances the bill might show. Take, for instance, the fight we as well as someone else can go around salt, put a lozenge of beef extract in it as well have been a piece of brown paper. had at Sacramento creek. We ran up and have a more nourishing lunch than to the rear? The answer is, of course, 1 tried all sorts of uodges to get it bust against 4,400 men in embankment, that they could, but in that case only before, »nd that without losing a min ed, but it was no go. Every time I while we had but 800. We counted oft’ ute of the precious shopping time. \\ lien those who happen to have some errand showed it 1 ran the risk of arrest. I DEALERS IN into tens, the tenth mail remaining be to the house would ever learn that the 3ou come down to breakfast there need offered a butcher$100 to get in changed, hind holding his horse and nine lielong- owners were out of the city. By means be no question: “How do you like your but he refused to have any thing to do ing to his squad doing the lighting. Then ofthe innocent-appearing little sign on eggs?” but you will find a little pullet at with it. I’d have sold it for half price we lit into those fellows as though we Shop next door to L imii ' n Hotel, Tillamook. the front the neighbors and passers-by your plate, and, washing it down with and been glad to, but there was no such had not had anything to eat for a month a swallow' of water, you will have eaten are informed that the occupants arc thing as to make a deal. Finally, in and each of them was a delicious fried your eggs. Do you like milk for break despair, I went into one of the news spending the summer at some resort. half-chicken on a piece of nicely browned fast? Have another little cube; it goes “Of course, another idea naturally paper offices and looked up the adver toast. When we got through we had comes to mind. If the family finds it down in a moment, and you have had tisements for the week past. The loser killed, captured and wounded more of advisable, on consulting with the chan your milk. If jou prefer chocolate or had advertised and 1 went to his office You intend to give your house a new dress inside or out, see them than we had men in our command. cellor of the exchecquer, to omit the tea, there are similar compression of in a big building and gave up the bill. They could never beat us fellows, not usual summer tour, the little sign on the these liquids for the stimulating of the The reward was $50, but he counted HERIYIRN GESSNER, Painter and Paper Hanger even if the odds were 40 to 1.” front door of the house will be tenfold system. out $10 on top of that and said ; Spruee and Tillamook City, Or Waste in the Kitchen. * * * more valuable. The front of the house “ ‘I wouldn’t have believed there was Only a housekeeper has any idea of Otto Gebhardt, the trombonist with closed up for the summer to keep out the such honesty in the world. You could Bellsetdt’s band, went for a wheel ride heat and dust; the curtains are closely the tremendous mass of material that is have kept the bill as well as not.’ Tuesday morning, and that is the reason drawn, and the only evidence that there not consumed but wasted every day in FRED SAPPINGTON, “lie took down my name and all that he walked about the remainder ofthe may be life about the place is the notice preparing the meals. It is a fact that a and gave the affairs away to the report TILLAMOOK, OREGON, week as though he had several kinds of on the door. It saj s that all comers man six feet, tall eats seven times his ers. They wrote me up as the ‘honest weight during a single year. If he were rheumatism. The irorning was a beauti should apply to the back door. Of tramp’ and had my picture in the pajiers, ful one. The sky was as clear as the course, if the family desires to close the to live on compressed food he would find but you may guess 1 didn’t enjoy it over color of a forget-me-not and the birds front ofthe house and live in retirement that he consumed only one and one half much. I had $60 in place of $1,000, and were singing a chorus that even the in the rear or above stairs, and the pu times his size So great is the difference as for mv honesty, it was all bosh. 1 famous band could not rival, when the blic misinterprets the notice on the between the food of the past and the returned the bill because I had to, and food of the future. But it is easj’ to see soloist mounted a rented wheel and front, it is non; of its affair.” though I’m hungry and dead broke and All work done on the Shortest Notice and at Reasonable Prices, Satisfaction how true this statement is by a glance don’t know where to turn in for the guaranteed. headed the machine northward for a * M * view of the waterworks at Florence. “ I dropped into Minneapolis the other at the pictures of different foods in their night, I’m not looking for any He sped along the road, his pleasure in day,’’ said |. 0. Phillippi, a well-known natural state and compressed. There is more big finds. Something with a figure PROFESSIONAL CARDS. creasing with every new view of the Omaha railroad man, “in search of some an egg, and its equivalent is hardly ‘2’ on the corner will just about fit my OF winding river and of the sights that cool, refreshing retreat, and I found it. more than a dot in comparison, hardly vest pocket.’’ any bigger than a bonbon. There is abound to the northward of the city. The strange thing is I hardly got out of ß L. EDDY, On a rise he turned and gazed backward Omaha before the fearfully hot weather a plate of soup, and its actual food value One Wife Surely Enough. is only a good sized pill Tea is com at the white city gleaming like marble in which we had been having let up, and it ATTORNE Y-AT-LAW, General Banking and Exchange busi Margherita Arlina Hamm, the well* the morning sun. All was as merry as a was natural that I should run into a pressed so well that even the aroma is known traveler and author, called when ness interest paid on time deposits. preserved in the little ball that stands for marriage bell and Mr. Gebhardt’s heart cold wave up north. When walking T illamook , O regon . in China upon the wife, or rather the Exchange on England, Belgium, Ger- beat with exultation over the beauties down the street I happened to notice, tor acupful. The condencing of milk has wives, of a great madarin, relates the reached perfection only lately, and here Philadelphia Post. Her visit partook ninny, Sweden, and all foreign countries. of a perfect Nebraska morning. the first time, that 1 had worn my straw H. COOPER, it is shown how small is the actual con of the nature of a festival, so novel was On his way homeward he came by a hat. I had been a little embarrassed TILLAMOOK, ORE. tents of a glassful of this nourishing li the experience to the Chinese women, hilly route and it was laborious work several times before by the crowds star whose lives are passed almost entirely ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, quid. You can “drink” a glass of min within the walls of their yamen. They coasting down hills and dragging his ing at me, and as soon as I noticed my eral water by swallowing a little pill, examined her clothing, anil were partly wheel up the opposite incline, only to reflection in the mirror of a store and OREGON. and, queerly enough, it will quench your pleased and partly astonished at it. TILLAMOOK take another plunge down and another saw that staw hat I made up my mind thirst lietter than the original. It is now They were «hocked by her shoes, and es climb up. When he was nearing the city that that was what was attracting at BARBER AND HAIRDRESSER pecially by the fact that her feel were stated that a man can swallow a cuke of not confined by landing. he came to quite a long hill, down which tention. I then investigated a little, mineral water the size of a visiting card SIIAVINO, HAIR CUTTING, Finally one of them said, through the j may he began to coast like a school boy on and didn’t see another straw hat while and require no more liquid for the whole interpreter, "You can walk and run SHAMPOOING, ETC. his sled just after school is cut. Down I was in the Twin Cities, but you can day. The compression of meat has been just as well as a man ?’’ ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, "Why, certainly.’’ he went with wings like the wind, but rest assured that I brought mine back accomplishes to perfection, -o that you Electric Baths nicely flitted up Good for “Can you ride a ponv as well as a T illamook , O bkoon . alas for his safety of person, as he was with me. Summer is not over here by a can have a slice of roast beef in the man ?" persons suffering with rheumatism, nearing the bottom he was horror struck long way, I venture to predict. "Of course ” shape of a pill or thin wafer of extract. Building next door to the Post Office “Mv visit to Minneapolis was at a to see a group of gypsy children playing “ Then you must be as strong as most This foot of the future must make H. GOY NE, in the dust in the middle of the road. He specially opportune time, as high carni many changes in our mode of life, and men " "Yes, I think I am,’’ could not turn out, for there were ditches val was in progress on account of the largely contribute to our health and ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, “Yon wouldnt let a man beat you, not on either side. He saw’ in his mind’s eye Minnesota State fair. The crowds in comfort. When there is no more mar even your husband, would vou Office: Opposite Court House, his wheel knocking the little things the city were immese, and of course keting necessary, no mire quarreling "Not at all." T illamook , O rkuon . The Chinese woman paused, laughed, right and left, and could almost hear the every railroad man likes to see big with the butcher over ebort weight and then said; "Now I understand why cruch of bones under him. He shut his crowds collect, even though his road |MM>r steak when Briget can’t burn the and foreigners never take more than one eyes tightly and half fell and half jumped doesn’t have the advantage of hauling steak to a crisp any more, and there is wife. They are afraid to." (JLAUDE THAYER, them The fair seemed to be a great suc from the rubber-tired steed ; the ground neither need for the ice man or the gar cess, and there was a miniature midway seemed to come up and hit him a broad bage man, living will relieve I of ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, SHAVING, whack on the side; there was a sudden in operation which seem to delight the many of the terrors which have driven crowds. I was strolling along this por HAIR CUTTING, vision of stars like the bursting of a sky T illamook , O regon . house keener* out of their wits rocket; a somersault ; and then he picked tion ofthe grounds, hemmed in bv an SHAMPOOING, Away With the Dinner Pail, himself up covered from head to foot immense crowd, when somelxidy shouted U. .1 DALY HMM AK HAYTKK food will This compressed compared with a hearty greeting bred by familiar with the yellow clay of Nebraska. The jjALY & HAYTER, children had scattered in wild alarm to acquaintance,‘Hello. Phillippi!’ I look also be of great value to the working- /■: VER VTHING S TH ICT I. V EIRS T CLASS. the side of ¿he road and were gesticulat ed about but didn’t see anyone whom I man, who will merely slip a lozenge or ATTORNEYHAT-LA W, ing and jabbering in their strange recognized, and because of the crowd two into his pocket instead of carrying language. All the beauty and poetry was unable to distinguish just where the a tin pail full of al) kinds of things that C. A. BAILEY, D allas . O rkgom . had l>cen knocked from the morning. voice came from. Again theshout came. are a mess when it is time to eat them. DKALF.K IN ROBERT A. MILLER, ,S 7 77/7/ j //z/ A E E M'/f GONS The triumphant biker crept at a snail’s •Hello, Phillippi!’ I didn’t think there It must be cheaper than the food of the OSEOENE MO M' EES, pace back to town and limped to his was a soul around there that knew my present, for it will lie prepared in large ATTORNEV-AT LAW, Bnggie*, h*y rnk»-*, plows, *nd ollie room, where the dust of his travels was name, but supposed that it was some quantities and there will lie no w aste. farm niHi’Idiirry Yon ran **ve O micgom C ity , O k room . removed and all trace of the morning railroad man and again looked around All ¡»arts of the ox, for instance, are money by dealing with me, |4 up I Title* sud Ipriti Office Business* ride obliterated save his badly barked 1 beheld a ’spieler’ in front of one of the equally nourishing, and the neck will lie N|*e<*i*l Prices on Buggi*** mid Spring Specially. shins and bruises that caused him to shows grinning at me, and was a little as valuable for this food as the tender ClotH Quality Wagpna. loin. It is impossible to think of all confused as I thought that my gaping U. A. BAILEY. Tillamook, Ore. « JAM EM M< move with difficulty. ,A W. MEVFKANCK. inquirv as to who was shouting my the problems which this food may aid in Great difference is observable * * * “It may sound like an exaggeration, name had probable been amusing and solving. But of one thing we may Ire in the quality of clothing ma WcCAIN A SEVERANCE, FIRE INSURANCE. said a man who has just come home from had aroused even the mirth of the certain, that it will Ire of infinite value to ATTORN EYH-AT-LAW, the ex ploy er and the traveler. Polar ex- ' ’ spieler ’ As I stood eyeing him. it was terial, We make a feature of J S STEEHENS, his summer vacation, “but it is a lact ^»editions will he greatly simplified, for a T illamook , O kkuom . AGRNT ROM THE that in Chicago I saw- dozensand dozens he who shouted. Hey thar. Phillippi. most carefully selected the man can easily pull on a sled all the HOME MUTUAI. AND LONDON A of coachmen who in physical appearance hello! Come in and see the show on LIVERI’GOL GLOBE INSURANCE food he will want for a vear in the com cloths, and when made up in our [)AVID WILEY. M.D., and facial expression had all kinds of me ’ I recognizer’ him then as one of COMPANIES. pressed form. There is no need for whole edge over their masters. It was really the star spielers” at tne Transmississippi PHYSICIAN, HURGFON AND excellent style it ’ s not at all _____ ____ colonies of reindeer or dogs to drag the Agent for North West School Supfdy astonishing how many of them carried last summer.” ACCOUCHEUR. provision*; each man can take all he strange that our patrons are Company, Notary Public. themselves like princes and had the need« for a long time to come. But un TILLAMOOK, — OREGON All call promptly attended to. City Warrant» stamp of born gentlemen in their faces donbtedlv the chief boon of this food of pleased. Tlll.4M<H)K. ORXCON and in every movement. When you The following warrants are now the future will Ire in solution of the INSURE looked at the man on the box and then housewife’« problems of help and supply (’ E. HAWKE, M.D., Claude Thayer at the man in the carriage, in the major 21«m221. 205, 202. 217. 207. 214. 233. _ — ♦—— ity of cases you might have supposed 23o'. 213. 236. 235. 222. 224 144 143 Mv wife never object! when 1 Agrnt for Fireman's Fund and London The Tailor, PIIYMC1AN AND NI'ROEON. the real master was indulging in a little Interest ceases from date of this go ton lodge meeting. and Lancashire Fire Insuriince No. 88^ THIRD STREET, TILLAMOOK ORCOON s larx and giving his man a ride just for notke, Sept. 21, ^99^ Gilr»—Neither doe! mine; it'! when I Companies. Office: O»er T xld . Store PORTLAND, ORE. the joke of the thing. There’s no doubt get home that she object!. City Treasure. alxiut it that if you filled a ball room FIR & SPRUCE Lumber, BOX SHOOKS GENERAL MERCHANDISE And LOGGERS’ SUPPLIES WINE AND LIQUOR HOUSE Billiard Parlors and General Social Resort C. E. HADLEY, Proprietor, Tillamook City, Oregon LEACH & JONES Tillamook Meat Market Fresh and Cured Meats, Hides, Wool, etc. Painter, Paper Hanger and Decorator. C. &L E. Thayer yy EDGAR LATIMER yy . , CHAS, PETERSON Hot and Cold Baths. CHARLES COOPEY, •"nv«'’.
