1899
THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, October 5.
STORIES
of the
day .
with these fellows dressed in their mas
SQUARE MEAL IN A CAPSULE. DID NOT BOAST HIS HONESTV.
ters’ clothes, there would be an assem
How a Preacher Stopped the Flyer blage the like of whn-h Chicago has never
Prospective Solution of Various Confession of the Tramp Who
—Race Horae Winning Money
seen.
Found a $1,000 Bill and Re
Problems that Vex House
to Educate a Girl.
A friend of mine who hat lived in the
stored It.
keepers and Caterers.
OF SAN FRANCISCO, DEALERS IN
The Missouri State Association of Mex eastern cities enough to discover the
“
I
’
ve
slept
in
under a shed with the
The food of the future will lie concen
ican War veterans held its twentv-first reason for this say that the best of the
thermometer way below zero,’’ said the
annual meeting last week at Nevada, and coachmen in Chicago and New York, trated or compressed. Science has al tramp to the
Boston Herald man, “and
among the attendants was Mr. \V. P. those why have lieen brought over from ready done wonders in demonstrating I’ve gone two long days with nothing to
Snowden of this city, who has been iden England, came from families which have the large amount of water in all that we eat, but I’m telling you straight that
tified with Omaha since its birth, being been driving for the nobility, or at least eat, ami the possibility of getting rid of when I once had $1,000 in my pocket I '
it e«>
to have the food in the smallest
one of the first white men to come here tor the aristocracy, for several genera
compass
possible. Already the house was worse off than at any other
tions,
and
have
at
last
acquired
much
of
place
was
first
settled.
Mr
when the
wife
finds
many of her problems simp time 1 can remember. 1 had just l>een 1
the
trained
case
of
manner
and
of
the
Snowden was a member of the First
lifted
by
utilizing
the extracts which are let out of the bridewell in Chicago
Missouri Mounted volunteers. This refinement of those under whom they
increasing
in
the
market from day to and was begging on the streets and be
have
served.
The
fact
that
they
have
cavalry regiment fought througout the
day,
VV
ill
this
condensed
food solve the ing turned down on every hand, when I
always
worked
for
their
daily
bread
has
war and won many laurels for itself.
servent
girl
problem?
It
looks
as if it picked up a $1,000 bill on the sidewalk.
Mr. Snowden enlisted in the early part simply preserved them from deteriora
1 thought it was $1 and you bet 1 made
of 1846, and^when he was mustered out tion which has come to many of their would lie largely instrumental in doing a hustle to get down a side street. When
so. \\ hen instead of having to buy a
masters
through
having
too
much
money
late in the year 1847 he traveled over
AGENTS STEAMER LUELLA.
t>oup-bone, and soup-bunch, and cook I dodged into a doorway and made out
6,000 miles. He also served in the war to get rid of, and have sifted out only
that I was $1.000 ahead of the game
ing
it
for
three
or
four
hours,
you
have
of the rebellion, on the union side, enlist the good from this association. Con
Hobsonville, Or.
LEIGH JONES, Mgr
simply to swallow a little rapsul or pellet the sweat started from every pore and
ing as a corporal and being mustered out trast with this the family history of the
as a plate of soup, and the matter of my knees knocked together. I was regu
rich
men
of
Chicago,
who,
if
they
as a major in command of the Fifth
lar seasick for ten minutes and my heart
housekeeping is very much simplified
Iowa cavalry. Had it ti t been for his did not actually s'liovel coal in their
thumped
away until I thought it would
But the scientists done very much
age he would have taken up a gun and early days, had fathers who did. So, it more than this. They can at the present break out.
is
not
so
strange
after
all
that
in
Chi
inarched off to fight the Spaniards.
moment save us hours of time and end
But 1 was so excited that it was two
Gray-haired as he is his nerves are as cago, below stairs should often have the less trouble and expense by providing a
advantage
in
personality
over
the
draw
hours before I could do any planning.
steady as a spirit level» and he can shoot
dinner of seven courses that will go on a
ing room.
The first thiug was to buy a new suit of
to-day with a greater degree of accuracy
dinner plate and can be swallowed in
“
There
’
s
another
thing
that
I
noticed
clothes, and I enteied a store and picked
than most crack shooters half his age.
five
minutes.
The
best
part
of
it
all
is
in Chicago and not only in Chicago but
them out. When ¡exhibited that $1,000
During the Mexican war he fought under
in several eastern cities as well Going that you will be better nourished than bill the clothier ran to the door to call
General Kearney and General Taylor.
Agents for Kopp's Brewery, the Brewer of the fil.est Beer in the Northwest.
if
you
had
sat
at
the
table
for
two
hours,
along any street in a fashionable quarter
a policeman. I got away by a close
Alex. W. Doniphan was his colonel. “It
Strangers can find here a place to write, attend to corres|K>ndence, privatelj
of the town you will see one house after for all of the waste p irtions of the food squeeze, and then I realize the situation.
was a mighty uneven fight,” remarked
confer upon business or social matters and generally feel at home.
another bearing in its front a little notice have been extracted, and you swallow Tramp that I was, 1 couldn’t get it
Mr. Snowden
“Us Missouri fellows
only
that
which
you
can
and
will
as-
to the word to ‘Please go to the back
changed at a bank nor use it to make me
could bring down a squirrel from the
door ’ These are the houses of the peo similate easily.
more comfortable. If it had been a ten
top ofthe highest hickorv tree when we
When the woman goes sliopping she
ple who are away for the summer and
I could have had lodgingsand a bed, but
were chaps, and when you got a regi
your inference is that people are to go to need no louger sit and fume for an hour I’m telling you that 1 walked the streets
ment of us started we never drew a sight
waiting
for
the
slow
waiter
to
bring
her
the back ofthe house where the servants
as hungry as a shark and slept at police
but what at least one “greaser’’ bit
are. Now, the question is, why can’t chicken salad and ice cream ; but she a ill stations and in lumber yards.
dust. Those fellows never did have any
the servants come to the front door just simply ask for a glass of water and a little
PROPRIETORS OF
“Under the circumstances the bill might
show. Take, for instance, the fight we
as well as someone else can go around salt, put a lozenge of beef extract in it as well have been a piece of brown paper.
had at Sacramento creek. We ran up
and
have
a
more
nourishing
lunch
than
to the rear? The answer is, of course,
1 tried all sorts of uodges to get it bust
against 4,400 men in embankment,
that they could, but in that case only before, »nd that without losing a min ed, but it was no go. Every time I
while we had but 800. We counted oft’
ute
of
the
precious
shopping
time.
\\
lien
those who happen to have some errand
showed it 1 ran the risk of arrest. I
DEALERS IN
into tens, the tenth mail remaining be
to the house would ever learn that the 3ou come down to breakfast there need offered a butcher$100 to get in changed,
hind holding his horse and nine lielong-
owners were out of the city. By means be no question: “How do you like your but he refused to have any thing to do
ing to his squad doing the lighting. Then
ofthe innocent-appearing little sign on eggs?” but you will find a little pullet at with it. I’d have sold it for half price
we lit into those fellows as though we
Shop next door to L imii ' n Hotel, Tillamook.
the front the neighbors and passers-by your plate, and, washing it down with and been glad to, but there was no such
had not had anything to eat for a month
a
swallow'
of
water,
you
will
have
eaten
are informed that the occupants arc
thing as to make a deal. Finally, in
and each of them was a delicious fried
your eggs. Do you like milk for break despair, I went into one of the news
spending the summer at some resort.
half-chicken on a piece of nicely browned
fast?
Have
another
little
cube;
it
goes
“Of course, another idea naturally
paper offices and looked up the adver
toast. When we got through we had comes to mind. If the family finds it down in a moment, and you have had
tisements for the week past. The loser
killed, captured and wounded more of advisable, on consulting with the chan your milk. If jou prefer chocolate or had advertised and 1 went to his office
You intend to give your house a new dress inside or out, see
them than we had men in our command. cellor of the exchecquer, to omit the tea, there are similar compression of in a big building and gave up the bill.
They could never beat us fellows, not usual summer tour, the little sign on the these liquids for the stimulating of the The reward was $50, but he counted HERIYIRN GESSNER, Painter and Paper Hanger
even if the odds were 40 to 1.”
front door of the house will be tenfold system.
out $10 on top of that and said ;
Spruee and Tillamook City, Or
Waste in the Kitchen.
* * *
more valuable. The front of the house
“ ‘I wouldn’t have believed there was
Only
a
housekeeper
has
any
idea
of
Otto Gebhardt, the trombonist with closed up for the summer to keep out the
such honesty in the world. You could
Bellsetdt’s band, went for a wheel ride heat and dust; the curtains are closely the tremendous mass of material that is have kept the bill as well as not.’
Tuesday morning, and that is the reason drawn, and the only evidence that there not consumed but wasted every day in
FRED SAPPINGTON,
“lie took down my name and all that
he walked about the remainder ofthe may be life about the place is the notice preparing the meals. It is a fact that a and gave the affairs away to the report
TILLAMOOK, OREGON,
week as though he had several kinds of on the door. It saj s that all comers man six feet, tall eats seven times his ers. They wrote me up as the ‘honest
weight
during
a
single
year.
If
he
were
rheumatism. The irorning was a beauti should apply to the back door.
Of
tramp’ and had my picture in the pajiers,
ful one. The sky was as clear as the course, if the family desires to close the to live on compressed food he would find but you may guess 1 didn’t enjoy it over
color of a forget-me-not and the birds front ofthe house and live in retirement that he consumed only one and one half much. I had $60 in place of $1,000, and
were singing a chorus that even the in the rear or above stairs, and the pu times his size So great is the difference as for mv honesty, it was all bosh. 1
famous band could not rival, when the blic misinterprets the notice on the between the food of the past and the returned the bill because I had to, and
food of the future. But it is easj’ to see
soloist mounted a rented wheel and front, it is non; of its affair.”
though I’m hungry and dead broke and All work done on the Shortest Notice and at Reasonable Prices, Satisfaction
how true this statement is by a glance don’t know where to turn in for the
guaranteed.
headed the machine northward for a
* M *
view of the waterworks at Florence.
“ I dropped into Minneapolis the other at the pictures of different foods in their night,
I’m not looking for any
He sped along the road, his pleasure in day,’’ said |. 0. Phillippi, a well-known natural state and compressed. There is more big finds. Something with a figure
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
creasing with every new view of the Omaha railroad man, “in search of some an egg, and its equivalent is hardly ‘2’ on the corner will just about fit my
OF
winding river and of the sights that cool, refreshing retreat, and I found it. more than a dot in comparison, hardly vest pocket.’’
any
bigger
than
a
bonbon.
There
is
abound to the northward of the city. The strange thing is I hardly got out of
ß L. EDDY,
On a rise he turned and gazed backward Omaha before the fearfully hot weather a plate of soup, and its actual food value
One Wife Surely Enough.
is
only
a
good
sized
pill
Tea
is
com
at the white city gleaming like marble in which we had been having let up, and it
ATTORNE Y-AT-LAW,
General Banking and Exchange busi
Margherita Arlina Hamm, the well*
the morning sun. All was as merry as a was natural that I should run into a pressed so well that even the aroma is
known traveler and author, called when
ness interest paid on time deposits.
preserved
in
the
little
ball
that
stands
for
marriage bell and Mr. Gebhardt’s heart cold wave up north. When walking
T illamook , O regon .
in China upon the wife, or rather the
Exchange on England, Belgium, Ger-
beat with exultation over the beauties down the street I happened to notice, tor acupful. The condencing of milk has wives, of a great madarin, relates the
reached perfection only lately, and here Philadelphia Post. Her visit partook
ninny, Sweden, and all foreign countries.
of a perfect Nebraska morning.
the first time, that 1 had worn my straw
H. COOPER,
it is shown how small is the actual con of the nature of a festival, so novel was
On his way homeward he came by a hat. I had been a little embarrassed
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
tents of a glassful of this nourishing li the experience to the Chinese women,
hilly route and it was laborious work several times before by the crowds star
whose lives are passed almost entirely
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
quid. You can “drink” a glass of min within
the walls of their yamen. They
coasting down hills and dragging his ing at me, and as soon as I noticed my
eral water by swallowing a little pill, examined her clothing, anil were partly
wheel up the opposite incline, only to reflection in the mirror of a store and
OREGON.
and, queerly enough, it will quench your pleased and partly astonished at it.
TILLAMOOK
take another plunge down and another saw that staw hat I made up my mind
thirst lietter than the original. It is now They were «hocked by her shoes, and es
climb up. When he was nearing the city that that was what was attracting at
BARBER AND HAIRDRESSER
pecially by the fact that her feel were
stated that a man can swallow a cuke of not
confined by landing.
he came to quite a long hill, down which tention. I then investigated a little,
mineral water the size of a visiting card
SIIAVINO, HAIR CUTTING,
Finally one of them said, through the
j may
he began to coast like a school boy on and didn’t see another straw hat while and require no more liquid for the whole interpreter,
"You can walk and run
SHAMPOOING, ETC.
his sled just after school is cut. Down I was in the Twin Cities, but you can day. The compression of meat has been just as well as a man ?’’
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
"Why, certainly.’’
he went with wings like the wind, but rest assured that I brought mine back accomplishes to perfection, -o that you
Electric Baths nicely flitted up Good for
“Can you ride a ponv as well as a
T illamook , O bkoon .
alas for his safety of person, as he was with me. Summer is not over here by a can have a slice of roast beef in the
man ?"
persons suffering with rheumatism,
nearing the bottom he was horror struck long way, I venture to predict.
"Of course ”
shape of a pill or thin wafer of extract.
Building next door to the Post Office
“Mv visit to Minneapolis was at a
to see a group of gypsy children playing
“
Then
you
must
be
as
strong
as
most
This foot of the future must make
H. GOY NE,
in the dust in the middle of the road. He specially opportune time, as high carni many changes in our mode of life, and men "
"Yes, I think I am,’’
could not turn out, for there were ditches val was in progress on account of the largely contribute to our health and
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
“Yon wouldnt let a man beat you, not
on either side. He saw’ in his mind’s eye Minnesota State fair. The crowds in comfort. When there is no more mar even your husband, would vou
Office: Opposite Court House,
his wheel knocking the little things the city were immese, and of course keting necessary, no mire quarreling
"Not at all."
T illamook , O rkuon .
The Chinese woman paused, laughed,
right and left, and could almost hear the every railroad man likes to see big with the butcher over ebort weight and
then said; "Now I understand why
cruch of bones under him. He shut his crowds collect, even though his road |MM>r steak when Briget can’t burn the and
foreigners never take more than one
eyes tightly and half fell and half jumped doesn’t have the advantage of hauling steak to a crisp any more, and there is wife. They are afraid to."
(JLAUDE THAYER,
them
The
fair
seemed
to
be
a
great
suc
from the rubber-tired steed ; the ground
neither need for the ice man or the gar
cess,
and
there
was
a
miniature
midway
seemed to come up and hit him a broad
bage man, living will
relieve I of
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
SHAVING,
whack on the side; there was a sudden in operation which seem to delight the many of the terrors which have driven
crowds.
I
was
strolling
along
this
por
HAIR CUTTING,
vision of stars like the bursting of a sky
T illamook , O regon .
house keener* out of their wits
rocket; a somersault ; and then he picked tion ofthe grounds, hemmed in bv an
SHAMPOOING,
Away With the Dinner Pail,
himself up covered from head to foot immense crowd, when somelxidy shouted
U. .1 DALY
HMM
AK
HAYTKK
food
will
This
compressed
compared
with
a
hearty
greeting
bred
by
familiar
with the yellow clay of Nebraska. The
jjALY & HAYTER,
children had scattered in wild alarm to acquaintance,‘Hello. Phillippi!’ I look also be of great value to the working-
/■: VER VTHING S TH ICT I. V EIRS T CLASS.
the side of ¿he road and were gesticulat ed about but didn’t see anyone whom I man, who will merely slip a lozenge or
ATTORNEYHAT-LA W,
ing and jabbering in their strange recognized, and because of the crowd two into his pocket instead of carrying
language. All the beauty and poetry was unable to distinguish just where the a tin pail full of al) kinds of things that
C. A. BAILEY,
D allas . O rkgom .
had l>cen knocked from the morning. voice came from. Again theshout came. are a mess when it is time to eat them.
DKALF.K IN
ROBERT A. MILLER,
,S 7 77/7/ j //z/ A E E M'/f GONS
The triumphant biker crept at a snail’s •Hello, Phillippi!’ I didn’t think there It must be cheaper than the food of the
OSEOENE MO M' EES,
pace back to town and limped to his was a soul around there that knew my present, for it will lie prepared in large
ATTORNEV-AT LAW,
Bnggie*, h*y rnk»-*, plows, *nd ollie
room, where the dust of his travels was name, but supposed that it was some quantities and there will lie no w aste.
farm niHi’Idiirry
Yon ran **ve
O micgom C ity , O k room .
removed and all trace of the morning railroad man and again looked around All ¡»arts of the ox, for instance, are
money by dealing with me,
|4 up I Title* sud Ipriti Office Business*
ride obliterated save his badly barked 1 beheld a ’spieler’ in front of one of the equally nourishing, and the neck will lie
N|*e<*i*l Prices on Buggi*** mid Spring
Specially.
shins and bruises that caused him to shows grinning at me, and was a little as valuable for this food as the tender
ClotH Quality
Wagpna.
loin. It is impossible to think of all
confused
as
I
thought
that
my
gaping
U. A. BAILEY. Tillamook, Ore.
«
JAM
EM
M<
move with difficulty.
,A W. MEVFKANCK.
inquirv as to who was shouting my the problems which this food may aid in
Great difference is observable
* * *
“It may sound like an exaggeration, name had probable been amusing and solving. But of one thing we may Ire in the quality of clothing ma WcCAIN A SEVERANCE,
FIRE INSURANCE.
said a man who has just come home from had aroused even the mirth of the certain, that it will Ire of infinite value to
ATTORN EYH-AT-LAW,
the
ex
ploy
er
and
the
traveler.
Polar
ex-
'
’
spieler
’
As
I
stood
eyeing
him.
it
was
terial, We make a feature of
J S STEEHENS,
his summer vacation, “but it is a lact
^»editions will he greatly simplified, for a
T illamook , O kkuom .
AGRNT ROM THE
that in Chicago I saw- dozensand dozens he who shouted. Hey thar. Phillippi.
most
carefully
selected
the
man can easily pull on a sled all the
HOME MUTUAI. AND LONDON A
of coachmen who in physical appearance hello! Come in and see the show on
LIVERI’GOL GLOBE INSURANCE
food he will want for a vear in the com cloths, and when made up in our [)AVID WILEY. M.D.,
and facial expression had all kinds of me ’ I recognizer’ him then as one of
COMPANIES.
pressed form. There is no need for whole
edge over their masters. It was really the star spielers” at tne Transmississippi
PHYSICIAN,
HURGFON
AND
excellent
style
it
’
s
not
at
all
_____ ____ colonies of reindeer or dogs to drag the
Agent for North West School Supfdy
astonishing how many of them carried last summer.”
ACCOUCHEUR.
provision*; each man can take all he strange that our patrons are
Company, Notary Public.
themselves like princes and had the
need« for a long time to come. But un
TILLAMOOK,
— OREGON
All call promptly attended to.
City Warrant»
stamp of born gentlemen in their faces
donbtedlv the chief boon of this food of pleased.
Tlll.4M<H)K.
ORXCON
and in every movement. When you
The following warrants are now the future will Ire in solution of the
INSURE
looked at the man on the box and then
housewife’« problems of help and supply
(’ E. HAWKE, M.D.,
Claude
Thayer
at the man in the carriage, in the major 21«m221. 205, 202. 217. 207. 214. 233.
_ — ♦——
ity of cases you might have supposed 23o'. 213. 236. 235. 222. 224 144 143
Mv wife never object! when 1
Agrnt
for
Fireman's
Fund and London
The Tailor,
PIIYMC1AN AND NI'ROEON.
the real master was indulging in a little
Interest ceases from date of this go ton lodge meeting.
and Lancashire Fire Insuriince
No.
88^
THIRD
STREET,
TILLAMOOK ORCOON
s
larx and giving his man a ride just for notke, Sept. 21, ^99^
Gilr»—Neither doe! mine; it'! when I
Companies.
Office: O»er T xld . Store
PORTLAND, ORE.
the joke of the thing. There’s no doubt
get home that she object!.
City Treasure.
alxiut it that if you filled a ball room
FIR & SPRUCE Lumber,
BOX SHOOKS
GENERAL MERCHANDISE
And LOGGERS’ SUPPLIES
WINE AND LIQUOR HOUSE
Billiard Parlors and General Social Resort
C. E. HADLEY, Proprietor,
Tillamook City,
Oregon
LEACH & JONES
Tillamook Meat Market
Fresh and Cured Meats, Hides, Wool, etc.
Painter, Paper Hanger
and Decorator.
C. &L E. Thayer
yy
EDGAR LATIMER
yy
.
,
CHAS, PETERSON
Hot and Cold Baths.
CHARLES COOPEY,
•"nv«'’.