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■ THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER 13. 189& IP WE DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT. PBATTLB Life would be an easy matter II we didn’t have to ent. If we never bad to utter. “Won’t you pass the bread and but ter. Likewise push along the platter Full of meat?” Yea, if food were obsolete Life would be a jolly treat, If we didn't—shine or shower, Old or young, ’bout every hour— Have to eat, eat, eat, eat, eat— ’Twould be jolly if we didn’t have to eat. We could eave a lot of money, If we didn’t have to eat. Could we cense our huay buying Baking, broiling, brewing, frying, Life would then be or, ho sunny And complete; And we wouldn’t fear to greet Every grocer in the street If we didn’t—man and woman, Every hungry, helplera human,— Have to eat. eat, eat, eat, eat— We’d save money if we didn’t have to eat. All our worry would Ire over If we didn’t have to eat— Would the butcher, baker, grocer Get our luird earned dollars? No, air! We would then be right in clover Cool and sweet. Want and hunger we could cheat, And we’d get there with both feet, If we didn’t—poor or wealthy, Halt or nimble, hick or healthy— Have to eat, eat, eat, eat, eat— We could get there if we didn’ have to eat. __ ____________ OF THE YOUNGBTKBN. “Harry,” said the teacher, “in your esaay on ‘George Washington' you s..y that he never went fishing. What au thority have you for making that asser tion?” “Why,” replied Harry, “haven't we been taught that he never told a lie?” TO SOLVE IT. rLOAriüii Kansas City Stair: "The whole trou hie," said Secretary Alger at Detroit Sunday, lias been in the volunteer troops not knowing how to care forthom- seves.” W INTKD—100,000 VOLUNTEERS For the United States army, to serve for two years, or until the eml of the war, or until death does us part. Must he not less than IS nor mole than 38 years old, and must be fully provided with the essentials for taking care ot themselves: 1. Medicines, ice and milk. 9 Water. 3. Rations. 4. I'lniiMport ships. 5. Suitable clothing. tk Healthy camp gioundH, 7. Hospitals. 8. Surgeons. 9. Ambulances. 10. Tenten, cola and blankets. 11. Competent officers. Wages, |I5.6O a month and the grati tude of a gi vat nation. R uhrkli . A. A lgkk , Secretary of War. CARDS. PROFESIONAL "Why do you think he is such a re markable man?” "He is the only one I every knew who had nerve enough to make the responses in the marriage services loud enough so that any one could hear him.” Maud—I think it perfectly disgraceful! Her fiance hadn’t been dead six weeks when she married the other man. Mabie—But you know her trousseau would have soon gone out of fashion. T illamook , O heoos . A five-foot man has to liar® courage to wal k down the street with a woman who is five feet eight. "You notice the atage is set {with a marine acene?” "Yea, I just wondered why.” “Oh. that's to make it less inibarassing for the actresses who have to appear i>. tights." KOI M HtlKX. MEALS IN Tug CITY, Tillamook, Ore BEST Headquarters for Forent Grove Stage Line. Reduced Fares! 6.00 ROUND TRIP. 3.50 ONE WAY. ASTORIA AND TILLAMOOK. J. MAY, attorney - at - law , T illamook . O regon . WILL RUB THE IJ. J DAI.V. ¡OSCAR HAYTER. £)ALY & HAYTER, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, (JAMES McCAIN, fA. W. SEVERANCE. yjcCAIN & SEVERANCE, ATTOCNEYS-AT LAW, Clara—I see Cyntnia has decorated her room with guns, pistols, swords and the like. Cora—Yes; Bhe always has been a great girl for having arms around her. Steamer W. H- HARRISON, or R. P. ELIV1ORE. Will make trips every five days, the weather permitting, belween Astoria and Tillamook Gity, carrying freight and passengers. ELMORE, SANBORN & CO., ASTORIA ; or COHN & TILLAMOOK, AGENTS. CO., ARE YOU THIRSTY? ARE YOU TIRED? WILL YOU TAKE SOMETHING? CLARK E. HADLEY’S New I IS THE PLACE TO GET IT. "And you took part in the distruetton of Cervera’s fleet? How glorious to shed one’s blood for one’s country. Your name is in the list of the heros, then!” "No. ma’am. I wasn't one of the he roes. I was down in the stoke hole, Bheddin’seven gallons of pres’pration. ” CLARK KEEPS THE BEST. ])AVID WILEY, M.D., PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND ACCOUCHEUR. All call promptly attended to. T illamook , O regon . 0 E. HAWKE, M.D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office at Allen House, Tillamook, "Paolo!” she cried, coming forward. Oregon. Telephone No. 7. She was very pale as she greeted him. For his necktie was violent enough to W A. WISE, take the color out of anything. Even the wall paper suffered. DENTIST, Cake made with Schillings Best baking powder has no bitter taste. » N o More Darning. The Magic Hand Loom—Made of polished Rolled ateel—latest invention for mending clothing, underware, table linens or heel and toe in hosiery—A child can work it. Perfect wave. Send postpaid 25cts. Greater or West Advertising & Novelty Co., 1155% Washington St.. Oakland California. 0. B. & N. Union Depot, Sixth an<l J Street». TWO TRAINS DAILY FROM ALL POINTS EAST. •'FAST MAIL of C. & E. Thayer General Banking and Exchange busi ness interest paid on time deposits. Exchange on England, Belgium, Ger many, Sweden, and all foreign countries. MOOK, ORE. G. W. KIGER, DKALER IN EXCHANGE AND MONEY SECURITIES. Collections Receive Careful and Peouipl Attention. BAY CITY, OREGON. C. A. BAILEY, DEALER IN ROUT«.” Leaves for the East via Walla Walla and Spokane daily at 2:20 p.m. Arrives at 1045 a.111 Leaves for the East via Pendleton and Hunt ington daily at 8 p tn Arrives via Huntington and Pendleton at 7’,2o«.ift Dalles acominodation leaves daily except Sunday at 8 am. Arrives daily except Sun day at 6:30 p.m. THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST SLEEPERS. Water lines schedule subject to change with out notice. COME ANÙ SEE FOR YOURSELF. Tillamoolç Laundry and Dÿe pouge. S trict attention given to outside orders . D ying cleaning and renewing a specialty . W ork called for and delivered . /All work guaranteed to be first class, J. W. Atwater, Manager T illamook , O regon . The Deknm Building, Third and Wash ington, Portland. STUDEBAKER »’AGONS, OSBORNE MO IRE RS, Buggies, hay rakes, plows, and other farm machinery. You can save money by dealing with me, Special Prices on Buggies and Spring Wagons. C. A BAILEY, Tillamook, Ore. Hewitt—I sat at the table next to yours at the rest urant yesterday and don't see OCCAM AND KIVKK 4CHBDILI. how you could laugh at the stale stories OCEAN DIVISION.—Steamships sail from Ainsworth dock at Spin. For Sau Francisco: The preacher will not reap wheat i( he that Guet was telling Geo. W, Elder sails October 4. it. 20 and 29 ; Jewitt—He was (raying for his dinner. Columbia sails October J, I4 and 23, State of BOWS SHIIll. California sa Is October 8, 17 and 26. A man may know the time card and "What sort of a nation is Holland?” COLUMBIA KIVBK MMMKK 8CHBD yet nils« the train VLB DIV1M1OM. ask the snake editor. PORTLAND, ASTORIA AND TH« COAST. The «law« of morning are nilgais’ tear« ‘‘At the present it is a coronation," r—-------- ij=r- » Steamer R R Thompson leaves Portland for the deed* of the night. daily, except Sunday, at 8 p.m., on Saturday replied the horse editor. 8HAVING, at 10 p.m Returning, leave Astoria daily, ex The «mailer a man's heart, th® bigger cept Sunday, at a.m. "There are times when it srems as if WII.I.AMKTTB KIA BK KOI TB. a dollar looks in his eyes. HAIR CUTTING, PORTLAND AND SALEM The mill wheel may inaks the noise, the line from St John. 'It is more blewwd Steamer Ruth, for Salem and way poiuts to give than receive,' should be changed leaves Portland Monday'«, Wednesday* an I Fri SHAMPOOING, bill the waler doca the work. to read. 'It is easier to give than to re daysat6a.m. Returning, leave- Salem Tues days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 7 15 a.m. Ton many want to have the victor’» ceive." YAMHILL RIVER ROUTE crown without th® soldier's wounds "Mention such a time.” Steamer Modoc, for Dayton and way nofat*, leaves Portlaud Thursday* and Sat Talk alxnit “looking for op)H>rt unit lea "When advice is the subj>>ct under dis urday* irt'im Tuesdays. Returning, leaves 1 havton for EVERYTHIN^ STRICTLY FIRST CLASS of doing good?” \\ e may hr w *II talk cuMion.” Portland and way points Mondays. Wednesdays and Fridays at ? a.m «•»out I Miking for fire-wool in a forest or Steamer' Almota leaves Riparia M udays, The Parson—Tin going to have a Wednesday* and Fridays at 1 45 a.m.. aft. r ar for water during a flood. The world is rival ot tra.n from Spokane and Portland. tough joo of saying any thing good of Leaves Lewiaton, rettituuig Sunday«, Tuesdays full of such opportunities. and Thursdays at 6 a.m. the late Brother Bloggsha Steamer L«w»aton leaves Riparia Sundays, His Wife—You might any a more de Tuesdays and Thutadays at 145 am; after The Dearest (Jiri What make«|yoa old arrival of train from Spokane and Portland. Mar I»achelora <ay such horrid things? !.. w. "*rv,l,8 person has not disd in along Leaves Lenialon Monday.*«, deduc'dtys and SHAVING, HAIR CUTTING, Saturdays al 6 a m while. tied men do not talk thut way W H HURLBURT. SHAMPOOING, ETC. General Pamenger Agent The .tavagw Bachelor—No. we only say "I can't blame the young women for V A SCHILLING, City Ticket Agent. w hat the married men think falling in love with the soldiers,” re- Telephone kMaiu) 714, New Building, next door to Fust < >fflLe III.AMT« PHOM First claim H.ccoiiiin<Hlat¡o|1 at second ola»» rate. T illamook , O regon . Ladle" The man who wants the earth probably never stopped to think what the taxes would be. w. D allas . O regon . Minili •’Gimme,” said Asbury Peppers, re la|>sing into the dialect of his native farm, "a fresh porched egg.” "I presume you mean poached,” said achoolma'am boarder. "Was that not what I said?’’ “No: you said ‘porched. ” ‘ If I said porched," replied Mr. Pcp- pers. railing nobly, "I meant one tliat had just been shed. ” J. p. ALLEN, Proprietor. attorney - at - l IW, “I wonder,” said Mr. Blylnns, in a pensive tone, “why it is that children ROBERT A. MILLER, are so anxious to forsake all their joyous freedom from care and be grown men.” ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, “Maybe,” answered his young son, O regon C ity , O regon . “it’s because grown men get attention Land Titles and Land Office Business a and sympathy when they have a stom Specialty. ach ache, instead of being laughed at.” There are some men in the world so good that when they are seen on the streets after 9 o’clock it is wondered who is sick at their house. It is known they must be going for a doctor. ^Ilen ¡¿ouse. ß L. EDDY, “What can equal the warmth of a true A little boy had been sent to the cor woman*s love?” asked the dearest girl. ner grocery to g<t some eggs and on his “Her temper,” replied the savage Q O. NOLAN, way back be dropped the basket con bachelor. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW’, taining them. "How many did you Deputy District Attorney of Till.... .. The Husband—My dear did you get break ?’’ i.'ounty, Office in Alderman Hoiel any good from the sermon today? Building, “Nellie, dear,’’ said the indulgent The Wife— I did; I am fully convinced T illamook , O regon . father to his 4-year-old daughter, "if you that I might be worse than I am. like your new dolly, you ought to come and put your arms about my neck and “What did your wife say to you rp H. GOYNE, give me a real nice kiss.” Nellie com when you got home from the club at ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, plied, but ns she did so she remarked: such an unearthly hour thia mornsng?" “Oh, papa, I does dest spoil you dwead- * Oh, ask me something easy.” Office: Opposite Court House, full” "What would you call something T illamook , O regon . Of course it happened when there was easy?” "Well you might ask me what she company present. “Mother,” said Willie’s elder, who failed to Bay.” (ALAUDE TIIAYER, had been reading a nautical story, My father-in-law is really a simpleton. "what is a spanker boom?” ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, The other day I wrote him that my "You bet I know," broke in pecuinary embarrassment was turning vociferously. T illamook , O regon . Then they all made haste to change my hair gray, and what do you suppose the subject, not because Willie knew, i his answer was? He sent me a bottle of hair dye.” but lieeause lie thought lie knew. An exchange says that a little girl in Hillsdale. Mich., petitioned the Lord for fair weather and the next morning the sun shone bright and clear. She told of her prayer to her grandmother, who Baid: “Well, now, why can’t you pray to-.light that it may be warmer to-mor row so grandma’s rheumatism will be better? "All right, I will,” was tne re- s|smse, and that night as she knelt she incorporated this request in her little prayer: "Oh, God, make it hot for Justice of the Peace Reynolds, of Den grandma.” ver, though newly appointed, is already The young king of Spain is a bright popular as a marriage knot tier. He omits the word “obey” from the cere boy. The following anecdote is told mony, saying lie does so in defence to about him by the Madrid correspondent the general opinion of Colorado women. of the London Telegraph: "One after noon King Alfonso, on returning home Dr. N. G. Woodward, of Defiance, O., from a walk, ascended the staircase and sent a wedding invitation to a cousin looked in vain for the officer who should fourteen yenis Hgo. The invitation went have been in command of the royal astray urnil last wlek, when the doctor guard on duty. The king called for an received a check for $2,000 ub a marriage adjutant and nsaed i.im the mime of the gift. officeroll duty that day. ‘It is Captain X., your majesty.’ ’Will you kindly re A Providence woman ean boast of hav ing been married six time« and nt her member me to Captain X , then, mi l tell him I often think of him, though I have last wedding four of her former liusbtinds were present mid acted as ushers. The not had the pleasure of seeing him for quite a long time.' ” fifth sent his regrets mid a present and an invitation to the bride mid groom to A little girl, about 9 years of age, was spend their honeymoon nt his bouse. obliged, for some time, to endure the A Missouri man wbo is in jail for Ibe nagging annoyance of a maiden mini, trivial offenae of marrying four wive« relates an exchange. The child puzzled within a year and without doing any her little mind as to the best means of thing whatsoever toward supporting the getting rid of her tormentor, mid at last great American divorce industry, ve'V hit u|K>n a plan which, she thought, chivalrously offers in return for his would have the desired result. She spent lib tty to get divorce» from the first the whole of one morning writing a let ter, and, having finished it, slie disap three women and support the fourth. peared In the garden. In the course of The connection between tomatoes and the afternoon her mother asked the matrimony may not be evident at first gardener what Alice had been doing, Hight to the unobservant, hut Ihe Chi ami was surprised to learn that she had cago girl who found at th® bottom of a dug a deep hole and put a letter in it. A South Water street basket of the new search was made, mid the following variety of love apples a note from a epistle was discovered, iid lressed to the farmer, ai swered it and got a husband potentate of the nether regions at his will be able to explain the matter to all official residence; ‘Dear Mr. Satan— interested. The marriage took place at Will you kindly come and take away Cobden, III. Allot Jane? She is a very fussy person, and does worry me so. Alice.” HOW markt-d a neighbor who had dropped in for a few minutes. "Neither do I,” answered the other, who always had a tired expression. "A few months of government rations ought to keep a num from complaining of home cooking for the rest of his life. ” CHAS. PETERSON "My Kingdom For a Horse." WELL, WE'VE GOT IT AND MORE TOO 37’ ctjl "^77“a,xxt to ZSTcie G-entle ZEZoxse To a, TSTice Eug'g^r, Ooxxxe to Oxxx Stalole and G-et it. The Tillamook Livery and Sale Stable, OREGON. TILLAMOOK, WHEN YOU WANT LUMBER, Remember that we keep the best of everything in Stock and at prices as low as the lowest- FOLLOWING IS OUR LIST OF PRICES • « * - - thoX f^L • HI7FI. IP«.. ,h,,USHnd feeL FLOOR?Va m *1 o00 ,,, r "'‘>U8»nd feet, FLOOHINi'0’ n ’ l*r thousand feet. RI’<Tin !>’ al 0° per thousaud feet, RIT uti J?' m at . *12 00 ,H' r feet, USTIC, No. 1 at $16.000 per thousand feet, ^0- L FINISH, at $15.00 per thousand feet, MOLLDINGS. jkc per foot, per inch in width — . . . ALL 3IN. PLANKING at $7 per 1000 feet lillamook Lumbering Co. GEO. COHN. P resident ; JOHN RARKEK, V.P. and M gr . ; B. L. EDDY. S ecretary . It is a well known fact that the wealth of the nation lies in the condition of the ag’iculhiral district. The farmer is th® backbone of the country. The farmer may belter his condition by accepting such methods in the tilling of his land and the preparing of his product as will involve the least labor and expense, our Hot and Cold Raths. Mikado and Empire Cream Separators EDGAR LATIMER, BARBER ANO HAIRDRESSER FOARD * necessity now. No progressive farmer can do without one. 'We have band or power sixes, see or write • CO. Astoria. Ore.
