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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 1, 1898)
THE TILLAMOOK WEEKLY — AMERICA ’M LATEST EPIGRAMS- A A A ZV A A A A A A A*} J Odds and Ends, * w w »A '‘Snspnixl jmlgi-meiin.” .Cnptain Sigsbee’s first ui soago to Wash ir V V V V ington, Nobody Stopped th»- Sta^e. “Ri-im-mbef th»* Maine.”—Com molore Schley’s signal to (lie fly The morning after tb* . ibhuhh I iiii - ing squadron. “You may fire when yon are tion of President Lincoln the tele graph ope .ilor of a small town in ready, Gri<lly.”—C immodore Dew. Ohio read a passing dispatch ey at Msnila. “Don't cheer boys which conveyed the Horro’ful the poor devils are dying,”—Capt news to him. 'I his speedily spread ain Philips, of the Texas. “War is n picnic.”—Sergeant through the sttiTOiimling country, mid at 11 o’clock, when the mail Hamilton Fish of the rough riders train was due nearly 100 mail had to his m tllier. “The Maine is avenged.”—Lieu congregated to buy a morning tenant Wainwright, after the des. paper. As a matter of course, not 11 sin Iriiction of Cerveiii’s fleet. “Don’t mind me boys; go on gle paper remained, and all were in (lispair, until some one remem lighting.’1—Cap tain Allen K, Cup beretl that the postmaster'was a ron, of the rough riders. “To hell with hr. akfast let’s regular sub criber, and that Hie mailbag must contain a morning finish ’em now.’’—A Yankee gun ner to Commodore Dewey. newspaper n dressed to him. The voice of the postmaster fait I “Don’t get between myguns ami tred more than once as he read the enemy.—”C imiiiodoro Dewey the account, now so familiar to all I to Prince Henry of G 'rtnany. Americans. Finally he reached I “There must l>> no m ire rue ills; the point where it was said of iron will break al last.”— Lieu Booth that he” shrieked out ‘Bic! tenant Ilobson to Admiral Sampson semper tyrannis,’ leaped on the! B »sob»II a.ti >ag the Ancients stage, and matte his way escape.”! Throwing liis old poke h it upon j the floor, the petrolic old min lilt A member of the Canton Theo ed his hands aloft ami shouted: logical Huliool, who is intered in the “Good gracious! Why don’t some-1 great natiomil game, lias written a body have sense enough to ' thesis on “baseball among the an cients,” From tliis are gleamed stop the stage?” the following inter.Mting points which lie p to eslablisli his content For the soldier. ion: Thedevilwas the first coacher— Cleveland Leader. lie coached Eve, when site stole The bronzed soldier looked at first—Adam stole second. the package addressed to him When Isaac met Rebecca at the ”B leased well she was walking with a pitcher with moiatenoil oyea. angle»,” he said, ’’they do not for Sampson struck out a great get uh ,” many times when lie beat the Then he took oil' the WliippingH Philistines, and found: Moses made Ids first run 1 when A nail brnab. lie slew the Egyptain. An ornamental l.air receiver, Cain made a base hit when lie A pair of tidies. killed Abel. A Hinnl I bottle of mixed pickle», Aliraham made a sacrifice. A tract. The p rodigal son made a home A hand painted blotting pad run, And a pants stretcher. Moses shut out the Egyptians .it the Red Sea. —Polk County Observer. A Compliment Wasted San Francisco Argonaut. Lord Lytton, when viceroy of India, was seated one pay at dim n er rext to a lady whose name was Birch, and who, although very good looking, was not over intell- ig' nt. Saiil site to his excellency: “Are you acquainted with any of the Birches?” “Ch, yes,” replied Lytton. “I knew several of them most inti mately while nt Eton—indeed, more intimately than I cared io.” “My lord,” replied the liuly, “you forget the Birches are reln- lives of mine.’’ “Ami they cut me,’’said the viceroy; “but’' mid he smiled his wonted smile, “I have never felt more inclined to kiss the rod limn 1 do now.” Sad to say, Mrs Birch did not see the point, mid told her husband liis excellency had insulted her. BI r Guns and Little This dyspeptic nation eats iioo.ooo.ooo.oo “worth” of “ worthless" food in a year. Schilling's Best baking powder flavoring extracts and spices arc badly needed. Troubles of a Pastor’s Wife CARDS. ,)AVID WILEY, M. D., PHYSICIAN. SURGEON AND ACCOUCHEUR, « All calls promptly attended to TTiis woman u aspeculiarly afflicted; physicians could do nothing to relieve her, yet she was cured tn a simple way. She now sends a message to suffering humanity whtch should be helpful. TILLAMOOK, ORB- (J E. HAWKE M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON office at Allen House, Tillamook, Oregon, elepbone No. 7. J J L. EDDY ATTORNEY AT LAW T illamook , O regon , Q. O. NUL AN, ATTORNEY AT LAW Deputy District Attorney of Ti»«atnook Count) Office in Alderman Uotel Building Tillamook, Oregon j' H. GOYNtt, ATTORNEY AT LAW Office Opposite Court House Tillamook, Oregon I Probably 00 other woman ever Buffered Just as Mrs. Adams did, the wife of Kev. A. R. Adams, pastor of the Christian church at Blandinsville, lit Physiciani were baffled by her ailment, and for years the was compelled to live a life of torture. Today the is well and the story of her suffering and recovery will touch a respon sive cord in the heart of every woman. 44 About six years ago," said Mrs. Adams, 44my health began to fail. The first trouble I noticed was with my stomach j food did not agree with me, and my appetite failed until I could scarcely eat. 441 would begin to bloat before I was through with a meal, and the food felt like a stone in my stomach. 44 Af ter eating I would have pains in my stomach with a smothered feeling which would finally extend into my throat and chest accompanied by a choking sensation. 441 began to bloat all over and my hands and feet commenced swelling until I thought I had dropsy. 44 In a short time I had pain and soreness in my left side which extended across my back accompanied by dizziness, and then followed severe paroxysms of pain extend ing from the lower part of my stomach into the region of my heart. 44 During these spells a hard ridge as large as my arm would appear in the left side of my stomach and around the left side. 441 had a feeling of heaviness in my head and at times could scarcely hold it up or keep my eyes open, yet when night came I could not sleep. 11S “I alio »uficred intenavly from femak trouble. ... " I doctored with ten different physciana, but wai not benefited. No two cf the doc tor* diagnoaed my cave the tame. “ One day my huiband noticed an article regarding Dr. Williams’ Pink Pill* for Pale People in the newspaper, and induced rue to try the pills. “ I began taking them, but experienced no relief until I had used the sixth box. I continued taking them and after using eleven boxes was greatly benefited. I “ I was also troubled with nervous pros tration and numbness of my right hand and arm. My hand hurt so at times, tingling and burning, that I could hardly endure the pain, but that has all passed away. “I now know what it means to eat a good meal without suffering afterwards, and en joy a good night's rest. "lam again able to do my work, and have done more this summer than in all the last four year* put together. "I feel safe in saying that it is all due to Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People, and consider it my duty to let people know what these pills have done for me, as it may be the means of relief for other* who are suffering.” Diseases strange to physicians : symp toms that defied diagnosis, have succumbed to the potent influence of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People. Druggists everywhere consider them to be one of the most valuable remedial agents known t. science. QLAUDE THAYER, TILLAMOOK. C. W. Smith & Company DIRECTORY. COUNTY OFFICIALS: .................................. G. W. S appington ............. (CilARLRH K ay IC.H.W hkklkr H o M kr M ason Clerk H. H. ALDBHMAN Sheriff w IL C ary Treasurer .J. S. STEPHENS Anemor A. M , AVSTIN Surveyor ■ •• _-------- rò . H School Superintendent G ko I. amh Coroner . J. K. T vtti . k Deput” Proxectttinf Attorney C laude T haykr C.scuit Court convenes the 4tii Monday in /.ugiist, snd an adjourned term 1» generally held in the spring Count v Court meets the first Mondays of Jan uary March. May. July, September and No vember. Commissioners court on the Wednes say following. The finest Camp Ground on the Oregon Coast. yy j. may , ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, TILLAMOOK, ORKOOW J J. J. D aly . (O scar H aytek The Situation is one of uiinsiialy beauty. It is protected from the wind, it is near a lovely beach. It aftords fine bathing Htid boating facilities. It is neuf the best fiisliing in America. Supplies will be brought to your door. All prices are reasonable. John Malaney Sr. [)ALY & HAYTER, Woods, Oregon ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Oregonian Fullest telegraphic re- fiorts, which can be re- ied on. Daily and Sun day, 85c per month; weekly, 12 pages, $1.50 per year. Address a OREGONIAN PUBLISHING CO. < e PORTLAND. 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WISE, All these wheels are fully ; wheels are niekle plated, class wheel “The Ideal” fo DENTIST, The Dekum Building T illamook . 3<l & Washington, Portland. O kk E\cfnnge and ijoneij f&cnritie^. Callactions Receive Careful and Prompt Attention. BAY CITY, OREGQN. ('onimtssioner A handsomely illustrated weekly. I,argent cir culation of any scientific journal. Terms. >3 a year: four months, fl. Sold tyall newsdealers. ‘Furniture Store and^=- -^gCabinet Shop MUNN & Co.36’B"*d"” New York I GSnetal Bmiklwg «'»d Esch.na. *"•l.rea, l.ilemi p.ld on nine drpo-t«. Kxrli.i.ss on Kogi.nd. Belgium, Ovrm.ny, Scientific American. NELS THOMPSON. I I C. & E. THAYER T rade M arks D esigns C opyrights A c . Anyone Bending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an Invention Is probably patentable. Communica tions strictly confidential. Handbook on Patents sent free. Oldest agency for securing patents. Patents taken through Munn A Co. receive fpecial notice, without charge, in the Ü. W. KIGER, )>•<»«» PRECINCT: If you want the latest news in detail of the American-Spanish con flict, subscribe at once for the John Malaney Sr. Prop. OB BOOM DEALER IN - -w For sale by War News OCEAN PARK CAMPGROUND Hot and Cold Baths ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, C CAIN & SEVERANCE, A Queer Paradox! tea coflee firxla PROFESSIONAL HEADLIGHT - Brauch Office. 625 F St^ Washington, D. C. Put up in neat wntch-ahaped bottles, sugai Coated, Small Bile Beuus. L5c. per bottle. Keeps on Hand a Complete Stock of-------- rumiture- Matting. Wall Paper, Window Shades ant Floor Oil Cloth. All Kinds of Cabinet work Turning- Scroll sawing etc etc. done on short notice. Screen doors and Windows made to Order. ■ca . ------------------ ' =r Chicago Chronicle. Sweden and *8 foreign countries. According to the correspondent Justice of the Peace T H. OovSK When you are in town and want to stop at a nice hotel, the place to go is to A. A. F ord Constable of the London Times, the bombard Tillamook. CITY OFFICIALS. ment of Manila nftorded a fresh Oregon. demoni ration of the fuel that rel Mayor I atively small caliber rapid-fire guns EQW. G. E. WIST Prapristar. lire in .re d, s'. net ive than the huge I Council This Hctel has just bEEn nEwly furnishEd and put in ril'lies . f modero warships. The fii st class repair and is new by far thBbEst inthE city i'tle g i l b ■ it R ipid », w ill her Thin 1» Tour Opportunity. On receipt of ten jeuta, cash or store ns, quick tiring guns was more < licet- E verything C omfortable and H omelike - a gtnerous aaiuplo will b« raniled of ilia *1 A. ive than the big crnisers. The tnoal popular Uhtarr'i and Hay Fever <' □ Term Reasonab! Tillamook Ore. I Ely's Cream Balm I *aff< ui to ilewva- same I’.ict was made inauifust in M ail SCHEDULE. ■ lr.lv the ¿.'«at merit. ot Uiu remedy. the engagement oil' Caliti- three ;<»: • ELi BRO f HF A. 5C Warren M.. hew Yot’c City. months ug > and in li.e mimi Isitlle riti.AMon a Nt» N or hi Y »mtti.r : — Leave N \ towhill tlaliy except Nniitlgy R p hi Rev Jilin Tte'd. Jr 1 O’ t IWK Vm.t, ill Snnlisgo, io both <ii'-es the Art Ive .'I rUl.iitt<’«»k t ext •!-»)' by 4 p. rec. d I Cr-n- s'-st’m«. I I eave I'ilLtmo k daily rxcvpl Sutidax *p hl. rapid tiro guns did the majoi part Arrive M Ymu!»ili next <I r . v Ip. in oa.i nmpha»'»' ' ■ “ • t. “It in a voai- l.AMO 'K AND llilHS»'NVII I »C— lira enre for catarrh it n-e.i tsdiroUML — of the woik not only in the wav I’ll l.'vc Tiihiinook dally xcept Tucs lRy h a. lit Rev. Francia XV. ''n l’.wt.T Ceutril Pr n. 1 rive ll«»bM»nx lite o x> of actual deslructiim, but in 'sm.itli. A !.'\e CLurob, t. icuu, klauu ll»1»«>Hvllle. except i ucartay lot»’« in Arrive Tillamook t<© ering” lilt- enemy's fit •• Th»« L'vr lluhNonx ’lie Nil»»day s Ely’a Cr 3»'m la i!n a-t ' ■ d '« cm enre for entsr-h nu t cote sins no »nerei.ry in Tillamook .................... ...t>:oo < iglit im h i ilh's of t he Olympia mol Nt Arrive» nor a’,y iujurr.ua ^ri.g. 1'rico, SC oruia. « ah in — ’* rillainonli Tiicolaya. Thuraday», the 13 inch gnus »if the Oregon Leave and Salat dite» at ’ ■«. 1.1 I • ’ tx «•' ' • 1 ' I It mid tin* lows smashed whatever I.eax et» NdartA «»«tie days, | a they hit, but lieu ill clivencss Artic e>» T«l' tit|.»-»k Sy To <’»!•<• Const »pa» In»» » First c I hm accommodation G m cmu Hi»'-' ■» Tike < « » C.’’u \ ( -i WIIS fill' troni being pi op..i l limale I,rave'tit a nd 1« >tiit’r -lailx evcepi <l.» y L at second class rate. <$sg> tlb!» m . >»i '»n armai ■»( mâllfr«»»n McMintt- to tlicit'size. The little gnu li>< d »ille Artiveat»! 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