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'‘Snspnixl jmlgi-meiin.” .Cnptain
Sigsbee’s first ui soago to Wash
ir V V V V
ington,
Nobody Stopped th»- Sta^e.
“Ri-im-mbef th»* Maine.”—Com
molore Schley’s signal to (lie fly
The morning after tb* . ibhuhh I iiii - ing squadron.
“You may fire when yon are
tion of President Lincoln the tele
graph ope .ilor of a small town in ready, Gri<lly.”—C immodore Dew.
Ohio read a passing dispatch ey at Msnila. “Don't cheer boys
which conveyed the Horro’ful the poor devils are dying,”—Capt
news to him. 'I his speedily spread ain Philips, of the Texas.
“War is n picnic.”—Sergeant
through the sttiTOiimling country,
mid at 11 o’clock, when the mail Hamilton Fish of the rough riders
train was due nearly 100 mail had to his m tllier.
“The Maine is avenged.”—Lieu
congregated to buy a morning
tenant Wainwright, after the des.
paper.
As a matter of course, not 11 sin Iriiction of Cerveiii’s fleet.
“Don’t mind me boys; go on
gle paper remained, and all were
in (lispair, until some one remem lighting.’1—Cap tain Allen K, Cup
beretl that the postmaster'was a ron, of the rough riders.
“To hell with hr. akfast let’s
regular sub criber, and that Hie
mailbag must contain a morning finish ’em now.’’—A Yankee gun
ner to Commodore Dewey.
newspaper n dressed to him.
The voice of the postmaster fait I “Don’t get between myguns ami
tred more than once as he read the enemy.—”C imiiiodoro Dewey
the account, now so familiar to all I to Prince Henry of G 'rtnany.
Americans. Finally he reached I “There must l>> no m ire rue ills;
the point where it was said of iron will break al last.”— Lieu
Booth that he” shrieked out ‘Bic! tenant Ilobson to Admiral Sampson
semper tyrannis,’ leaped on the!
B »sob»II a.ti >ag the Ancients
stage, and matte his way escape.”!
Throwing liis old poke h it upon j
the floor, the petrolic old min lilt
A member of the Canton Theo
ed his hands aloft ami shouted: logical Huliool, who is intered in the
“Good gracious! Why don’t some-1 great natiomil game, lias written a
body have sense enough to ' thesis on “baseball among the an
cients,” From tliis are gleamed
stop the stage?”
the following inter.Mting points
which lie p to eslablisli his content
For the soldier.
ion:
Thedevilwas the first coacher—
Cleveland Leader.
lie coached Eve, when site stole
The bronzed soldier looked at first—Adam stole second.
the package addressed to him
When Isaac met Rebecca at the
”B leased well she was walking with a pitcher
with moiatenoil oyea.
angle»,” he said, ’’they do not for
Sampson struck out a great
get uh ,”
many times when lie beat the
Then he took oil' the WliippingH Philistines,
and found:
Moses made Ids first run
1
when
A nail brnab.
lie slew the Egyptain.
An ornamental l.air receiver,
Cain made a base hit when lie
A pair of tidies.
killed Abel.
A Hinnl I bottle of mixed pickle»,
Aliraham made a sacrifice.
A tract.
The p rodigal son made a home
A hand painted blotting pad run,
And a pants stretcher.
Moses shut out the Egyptians .it
the Red Sea.
—Polk County Observer.
A Compliment Wasted
San Francisco Argonaut.
Lord Lytton, when viceroy of
India, was seated one pay at dim n er
rext to a lady whose name was
Birch, and who, although very
good looking, was not over intell-
ig' nt. Saiil site to his excellency:
“Are you acquainted with any of
the Birches?”
“Ch, yes,” replied Lytton. “I
knew several of them most inti
mately while nt Eton—indeed,
more intimately than I cared io.”
“My lord,” replied the liuly,
“you forget the Birches are reln-
lives of mine.’’
“Ami they cut me,’’said the
viceroy; “but’' mid he smiled his
wonted smile, “I have never felt
more inclined to kiss the rod limn
1 do now.”
Sad to say, Mrs Birch did not see
the point, mid told her husband
liis excellency had insulted her.
BI r Guns and Little
This dyspeptic nation
eats iioo.ooo.ooo.oo
“worth” of “ worthless"
food in a year. Schilling's
Best
baking powder
flavoring extracts
and spices
arc badly needed.
Troubles of a
Pastor’s Wife
CARDS.
,)AVID WILEY, M. D.,
PHYSICIAN. SURGEON
AND ACCOUCHEUR,
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All calls promptly attended to
TTiis woman u aspeculiarly afflicted; physicians could
do nothing to relieve her, yet she was cured tn a simple
way. She now sends a message to suffering humanity
whtch should be helpful.
TILLAMOOK, ORB-
(J E. HAWKE M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
office at Allen House, Tillamook, Oregon,
elepbone No. 7.
J J L. EDDY
ATTORNEY AT LAW
T illamook , O regon ,
Q.
O. NUL AN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Deputy District Attorney of Ti»«atnook Count)
Office in Alderman Uotel Building
Tillamook, Oregon
j' H. GOYNtt,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Office Opposite Court House
Tillamook, Oregon
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Probably 00 other woman ever Buffered
Just as Mrs. Adams did, the wife of Kev.
A. R. Adams, pastor of the Christian
church at Blandinsville, lit Physiciani
were baffled by her ailment, and for years
the was compelled to live a life of torture.
Today the is well and the story of her
suffering and recovery will touch a respon
sive cord in the heart of every woman.
44 About six years ago," said Mrs. Adams,
44my health began to fail. The first trouble
I noticed was with my stomach j food did
not agree with me, and my appetite failed
until I could scarcely eat.
441 would begin to bloat before I was
through with a meal, and the food felt like
a stone in my stomach.
44 Af ter eating I would have pains in my
stomach with a smothered feeling which
would finally extend into my throat and
chest accompanied by a choking sensation.
441 began to bloat all over and my hands
and feet commenced swelling until I thought
I had dropsy.
44 In a short time I had pain and soreness
in my left side which extended across my
back accompanied by dizziness, and then
followed severe paroxysms of pain extend
ing from the lower part of my stomach into
the region of my heart.
44 During these spells a hard ridge as large
as my arm would appear in the left side of
my stomach and around the left side.
441 had a feeling of heaviness in my head
and at times could scarcely hold it up or
keep my eyes open, yet when night came
I could not sleep.
11S
“I alio »uficred intenavly from femak
trouble.
...
" I doctored with ten different physciana,
but wai not benefited. No two cf the doc
tor* diagnoaed my cave the tame.
“ One day my huiband noticed an article
regarding Dr. Williams’ Pink Pill* for Pale
People in the newspaper, and induced rue
to try the pills.
“ I began taking them, but experienced
no relief until I had used the sixth box. I
continued taking them and after using
eleven boxes was greatly benefited.
I
“ I was also troubled with nervous pros
tration and numbness of my right hand and
arm. My hand hurt so at times, tingling
and burning, that I could hardly endure
the pain, but that has all passed away.
“I now know what it means to eat a good
meal without suffering afterwards, and en
joy a good night's rest.
"lam again able to do my work, and
have done more this summer than in all the
last four year* put together.
"I feel safe in saying that it is all due to
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People,
and consider it my duty to let people know
what these pills have done for me, as it
may be the means of relief for other* who
are suffering.”
Diseases strange to physicians : symp
toms that defied diagnosis, have succumbed
to the potent influence of Dr. Williams’
Pink Pills for Pale People.
Druggists
everywhere consider them to be one of the
most valuable remedial agents known t.
science.
QLAUDE THAYER,
TILLAMOOK.
C. W. Smith & Company
DIRECTORY.
COUNTY OFFICIALS:
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Deput” Proxectttinf Attorney C laude T haykr
C.scuit Court convenes the 4tii Monday in
/.ugiist, snd an adjourned term 1» generally
held in the spring
Count v Court meets the first Mondays of Jan
uary March. May. July, September and No
vember. Commissioners court on the Wednes
say following.
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TILLAMOOK, ORKOOW
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It aftords fine bathing Htid boating facilities.
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Supplies will be brought to your door.
All prices are reasonable.
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[)ALY & HAYTER,
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One that will not need repairs,
A Particularly easy riding wheel,
At a reasonable price buy
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Sweden and *8 foreign countries.
According to the correspondent Justice of the Peace
T H. OovSK
When you are in town and want to stop at a nice hotel, the place to go is to
A. A. F ord
Constable
of the London Times, the bombard
Tillamook.
CITY OFFICIALS.
ment of Manila nftorded a fresh
Oregon.
demoni ration of the fuel that rel Mayor
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atively small caliber rapid-fire guns
EQW. G. E. WIST Prapristar.
lire in .re d, s'. net ive than the huge I Council
This Hctel has just bEEn nEwly furnishEd and put in
ril'lies . f modero warships. The
fii st class repair and is new by far thBbEst inthE city
i'tle g i l b ■ it R ipid », w ill her
Thin 1» Tour Opportunity.
On receipt of ten jeuta, cash or store ns,
quick tiring guns was more < licet-
E verything C omfortable and H omelike -
a gtnerous aaiuplo will b« raniled of ilia *1
A.
ive than the big crnisers. The
tnoal popular Uhtarr'i and Hay Fever <' □
Term Reasonab!
Tillamook Ore.
I Ely's Cream Balm I *aff< ui to ilewva-
same I’.ict was made inauifust in
M ail SCHEDULE.
■ lr.lv the ¿.'«at merit. ot Uiu remedy.
the engagement oil' Caliti- three
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5C Warren M.. hew Yot’c City.
months ug > and in li.e mimi Isitlle riti.AMon a Nt» N or hi Y »mtti.r : —
Leave N \ towhill tlaliy except Nniitlgy R p hi
Rev Jilin Tte'd. Jr
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ill Snnlisgo, io both <ii'-es the Art Ive .'I rUl.iitt<’«»k t ext •!-»)' by
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rapid tiro guns did the majoi part Arrive M Ymu!»ili next <I r . v
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of the woik not only in the wav I’ll l.'vc
Tiihiinook dally xcept Tucs lRy h
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Rev. Francia XV. ''n
l’.wt.T Ceutril Pr n.
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nor a’,y iujurr.ua ^ri.g. 1'rico, SC oruia.
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the 13 inch gnus »if the Oregon Leave
and Salat dite» at
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to tlicit'size. The little gnu li>< d »ille
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