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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 13, 1894)
ol. VII. No. 16 TILLAMOOK. ORECON. THUT SDAY. SEPTEMBER 13. 1894. $ 1.50 Per Year. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. lor what was about to follow. 7//£ SWEDISH SISliiRS 1 Iley have come and gone. No "Light and Shade" when rendered doubt they were gratified by the thusly, is thrilling. Prof. Oakes riiYsi, 1 in , si i : i ; ion f hearty liianner in which they were is no tiddler; he is a violinist and ANI> At’COlTCHEl it, I received. They have appeared lie- a virtuoso, and is entitled to Im All calls promptly attended t y | lore high-toned audiences in the called such. Strauss did a good Ike al the A lderman . T11.1,AMooK, ORE. ; best opera hou.-es, and perhaps they thing when lie composed this music. ¡thought < nr encores were* a little We should like to know the wolds V .) MAY, I profuse, especially the stamping, to it. We knew Strauss when we whistling and dog harking, hut they were attending college ia Emporia, ATTORNE Y-AT-LAW, •should remember most of its came Kansas; he kept a music store there. TILLAMOOK, OREGON. i Irom Pike county (which is said to ■ be in Missouri.) We meant no 2. In die Moonlight, Swedish Ladies’ Quartette. Mouvie. T. MAVLSBY, j harm by it. We did it in the over It brought out four eneiwes. ' flowing effulgence of our enthus ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Matter. iasm. We were greatly tickled, 3. Alto Sola, Miss Tourbie. >tary 1’iihtic and Real Estate Conveyancer. We’ll leave it to the audience if and meant no offense whatever, Tl IJ.AMOOK. OREGON. j \\ e'le not used to such things, and this wasn’t all right. Swedish singing or English singing 4. Sweet anil Low, Swedish Ladies* 1LAUDE TllAYEIl, Quartette. Barnb.v. sounded the same to us. We never The applaus was deafening. heard anything like it in Pike ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, I county. We had no idea we were n Odd fellows Waltz, Onliestra. l’mfess >r Oakes. I wearing the pretty girls mil when TILLAMOOK. OREGON. The Prof, composed the above for I we encored them twice every time, the Odd Fellow's ball last winter. and made them sing for Ihree hours, W. SEVERANCE, j Of course a fashionable audience It p.eased everyone. l would have let them off with sing it. Cuckoo Sing, Ladies’ Swedish A ITORNEY-AT LAW, Quartette Anonymous. ling one hour and a half. But we T1ILA.MOOK, OREGON. I don't do things by halves. We’ve Lave talked about this And, a Mr. Anonymous fashionable audience would have song before. MISCELLANEOUS. I left their dogs al home, but they bliilded better than he knew when would have Imd their long-necked, he wrote it. I cane-sucking dudes along, w hich I 7. Soprano Solo, Gmiuod. are worse than dogs. We are not This was the most cneoroils song dudes. We are fashionable, too, in sung. Miss Gounod did her pai l BLACKSMITH. one sense. Almost every fashion (>. K. agon making, and all kinds of Wood work 8. Encliaiitmeint (Overture,) Orchestra. and General Blacksmithing done. Mill from that of the 400 to that used Hermann. by out* Revolutionary grandmothers Machinery Itepaired. Of course, weall know Hermann. was represented. We were all Wagons Made to Order. there in mil'lies) toggery, whatever During his leisure hours in Con 4gF* llorse-shoeing a Specialty. that was. But, the singers smiled gress lie composes a little, and our TILLAMOOK, ORE. so sweetly, they surely didn’t care. t Irehestra was fortunate in securing They are now engaged for a three one of his pieces. We’re not more than half through year's tour of the world, and start ’rices to Suit I he programme, but for fear w e'll in next week. They may see worse he Times: people than they saw in Tillamook. commit ourself, or say something They say they enjoyed themselves inconsistent, will quit, after relat immensely, and their Swedish ing a good joke on the singers: Made to order. Prof. Freas, who acted as man -H- friends here entertained them roy Kepairing done as cheap as the cheapest. ager, wanted Io see the ladies while ally, indeed. Come and be convinced. Advocate Building. Now, as to the programme for they were resting from one of the P. F. BROWNE. last Thursday night. We'd discuss long encores, lie was knocking at it scientifically, but we can't do it. the side door of the dressing room, In Pike county, we never heard in plain view of the audience, and anything but, “(lid Hundred,'’ “Am the air was full of applause. The I a Soldier of the Cross,” "Yankee girls answered the encore, coming Doodle,” etc. The fiddler who the other way, and were singing fiddled at the apple-cutting dances, before they noticed Prof. Freas ------- «4»------- couldn't get around over a fiddle rapping for admission. A little First Class in Every Particular. like Prof. Oakes. Here's the pro later Prof. Freas mounted the having, stage and started to address the gramme as rendered: Mair Cutting, SHampooing- 1. Light and Slmde, Orchestra. Strauss. audience, but the applause was so B4TH ROOMS IN CONNECTION. At this juncture the Tillamook great at sight of his genial face, that the Swedish girls appeared in -—— Orchestra. Prof. Oakes and his ac the back ground to respond to the The patronage of the public is respect- complished assistants, turned loose supposed encore. The Prof, got oil' il y solicited. upon us. They filled our souls the stage as a matter of courtesy. with resonance, and prepared us It wasa great joke on the girls. ftipans Tabules cure biliousness. )AVJD WILEY, M. I)., . F. LARSON -------- BOOT^ and g[iOE^ CHA£. pETER^ON. BARBER SHOP- '¡TILLS BUT A DREAM Mr. S einliilber had been think ing of moving onto one of his farms in order to curtail expenses during these dull times. The other night he Imd a dream which settled it. Here is the dream as it came to him: Tis scarcely any vonder that lines are on mine blow: it's hard Io make a living as lings are going now. 1 plant me nice potatoes mid sit and v.iteli dem grow mid den a frost comes whooping mid lays der blamed tings low. I plant some kleiner seedlels to raise some succo tash; mine neighbor’s hens come over mid knock dem all toschmush- I had a kleiner arbor von w hich to snooze mid rest: a cow eamein mid claimed it, mid sent it galley vest. I bought ein dozen egglets, [they cost so much 1 cried] they hatched ein lonely .-chicken, mid it vent oil' mid died. Der insects cat mein cabbage, der vorms have nailed mein corn, mein horse vas got der glanders, mein cow vas lost ein horn; mid mein pig vas got del' measles mid screams unseeming tunes, mein gees are limiting vater, mid I am full of prunes. I'd like to have voii uncle, vhen 1 vas tired mid proke, villi whom to leave mine vatch and jack knife m d overcoat to soak The Sheridan Sun man, II. G. Guild, has almost outdone himself in a long article regarding the mer maid anil other things. As a hum orist lie ranks with Bill Nye, and this aforesaid mermaid article is way ahead of Bill Nye’s average product ions. M r. Guild shows more actual originality limn Nye does, and though I he mermaid effusion may not Im regarded as classical literature, it contains some merit. The newspaper slang in it spoils it as a classical production, yet it. is thoroughly characteristic of jour nalisin in the wild and woolly west. The const air did Mr. Guild good. He can spin yarns and weave them into lies of whole cloth better than ever before. ————— Mrs. May, elected last J line as school superintendent of Tillamook county, is not in it. Neither will she be. Judge Burnett has decided that it would be uneonst it litional for her to hold the office, and there is not enough in the salary to pay her to carry the matter ton higher court. It is time Oregon's consti tution was made over to lit the civilized condit ions of I he n in teen th century.—Yai iliill Independent.
