ol. VII. No. 16
TILLAMOOK. ORECON. THUT
SDAY. SEPTEMBER 13. 1894.
$ 1.50 Per Year.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
lor what was about to follow.
7//£ SWEDISH SISliiRS
1 Iley have come and gone. No "Light and Shade" when rendered
doubt they were gratified by the thusly, is thrilling. Prof. Oakes
riiYsi, 1 in , si i : i ; ion
f hearty liianner in which they were is no tiddler; he is a violinist and
ANI> At’COlTCHEl it,
I received. They have appeared lie- a virtuoso, and is entitled to Im
All calls promptly attended t y
| lore high-toned audiences in the called such. Strauss did a good
Ike al the A lderman .
T11.1,AMooK, ORE.
; best opera hou.-es, and perhaps they thing when lie composed this music.
¡thought < nr encores were* a little We should like to know the wolds
V .) MAY,
I profuse, especially the stamping, to it. We knew Strauss when we
whistling and dog harking, hut they were attending college ia Emporia,
ATTORNE Y-AT-LAW,
•should remember most of its came Kansas; he kept a music store
there.
TILLAMOOK, OREGON. i Irom Pike county (which is said to
■ be in Missouri.) We meant no 2. In die Moonlight, Swedish Ladies’
Quartette.
Mouvie.
T. MAVLSBY,
j harm by it. We did it in the over
It
brought
out
four
eneiwes.
' flowing effulgence of our enthus
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Matter.
iasm. We were greatly tickled, 3. Alto Sola, Miss Tourbie.
>tary 1’iihtic and Real Estate Conveyancer.
We’ll leave it to the audience if
and meant no offense whatever,
Tl IJ.AMOOK. OREGON. j \\ e'le not used to such things, and this wasn’t all right.
Swedish singing or English singing 4. Sweet anil Low, Swedish Ladies*
1LAUDE TllAYEIl,
Quartette.
Barnb.v.
sounded the same to us. We never
The applaus was deafening.
heard anything like it in Pike
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
I county. We had no idea we were n Odd fellows Waltz,
Onliestra.
l’mfess >r Oakes.
I
wearing
the
pretty
girls
mil
when
TILLAMOOK. OREGON.
The Prof, composed the above for
I we encored them twice every time,
the
Odd Fellow's ball last winter.
and
made
them
sing
for
Ihree
hours,
W. SEVERANCE,
j Of course a fashionable audience It p.eased everyone.
l would have let them off with sing it. Cuckoo
Sing, Ladies’ Swedish
A ITORNEY-AT LAW,
Quartette
Anonymous.
ling one hour and a half. But we
T1ILA.MOOK, OREGON. I don't do things by halves.
We’ve Lave talked about this
And, a
Mr. Anonymous
fashionable audience would have song before.
MISCELLANEOUS.
I left their dogs al home, but they bliilded better than he knew when
would have Imd their long-necked, he wrote it.
I cane-sucking dudes along, w hich I 7. Soprano Solo,
Gmiuod.
are worse than dogs. We are not
This was the most cneoroils song
dudes. We are fashionable, too, in sung.
Miss Gounod did her pai l
BLACKSMITH.
one sense. Almost every fashion (>. K.
agon making, and all kinds of Wood work
8. Encliaiitmeint (Overture,) Orchestra.
and General Blacksmithing done.
Mill from that of the 400 to that used
Hermann.
by out* Revolutionary grandmothers
Machinery Itepaired.
Of course, weall know Hermann.
was represented.
We were all
Wagons Made to Order.
there in mil'lies) toggery, whatever During his leisure hours in Con
4gF* llorse-shoeing a Specialty.
that was. But, the singers smiled gress lie composes a little, and our
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
so sweetly, they surely didn’t care. t Irehestra was fortunate in securing
They are now engaged for a three one of his pieces.
We’re not more than half through
year's tour of the world, and start
’rices to Suit
I
he
programme, but for fear w e'll
in
next
week.
They
may
see
worse
he Times:
people than they saw in Tillamook. commit ourself, or say something
They say they enjoyed themselves inconsistent, will quit, after relat
immensely, and their Swedish ing a good joke on the singers:
Made to order.
Prof. Freas, who acted as man
-H-
friends here entertained them roy
Kepairing done as cheap as the cheapest.
ager, wanted Io see the ladies while
ally,
indeed.
Come and be convinced.
Advocate Building.
Now, as to the programme for they were resting from one of the
P. F. BROWNE.
last Thursday night. We'd discuss long encores, lie was knocking at
it scientifically, but we can't do it. the side door of the dressing room,
In Pike county, we never heard in plain view of the audience, and
anything but, “(lid Hundred,'’ “Am the air was full of applause. The
I a Soldier of the Cross,” "Yankee girls answered the encore, coming
Doodle,” etc. The fiddler who the other way, and were singing
fiddled at the apple-cutting dances, before they noticed Prof. Freas
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couldn't get around over a fiddle rapping for admission. A little
First Class in Every Particular.
like Prof. Oakes. Here's the pro later Prof. Freas mounted the
having,
stage and started to address the
gramme as rendered:
Mair Cutting,
SHampooing- 1. Light and Slmde, Orchestra. Strauss.
audience, but the applause was so
B4TH ROOMS IN CONNECTION.
At this juncture the Tillamook great at sight of his genial face,
that the Swedish girls appeared in
-——
Orchestra. Prof. Oakes and his ac the back ground to respond to the
The patronage of the public is respect-
complished assistants, turned loose supposed encore. The Prof, got oil'
il y solicited.
upon us. They filled our souls the stage as a matter of courtesy.
with resonance, and prepared us It wasa great joke on the girls.
ftipans Tabules cure biliousness.
)AVJD WILEY, M. I).,
. F. LARSON
-------- BOOT^ and g[iOE^
CHA£. pETER^ON.
BARBER SHOP-
'¡TILLS BUT A DREAM
Mr. S einliilber had been think
ing of moving onto one of his farms
in order to curtail expenses during
these dull times. The other night
he Imd a dream which settled it.
Here is the dream as it came to him:
Tis scarcely any vonder that
lines are on mine blow: it's hard Io
make a living as lings are going
now. 1 plant me nice potatoes mid
sit and v.iteli dem grow mid den a
frost comes whooping mid lays der
blamed tings low. I plant some
kleiner seedlels to raise some succo
tash; mine neighbor’s hens come
over mid knock dem all toschmush-
I had a kleiner arbor von w hich to
snooze mid rest: a cow eamein mid
claimed it, mid sent it galley vest.
I bought ein dozen egglets, [they
cost so much 1 cried] they hatched
ein lonely .-chicken, mid it vent oil'
mid died. Der insects cat mein
cabbage, der vorms have nailed
mein corn, mein horse vas got der
glanders, mein cow vas lost ein
horn; mid mein pig vas got del'
measles mid screams unseeming
tunes, mein gees are limiting vater,
mid I am full of prunes. I'd like
to have voii uncle, vhen 1 vas tired
mid proke, villi whom to leave
mine vatch and jack knife m d
overcoat to soak
The Sheridan Sun man, II. G.
Guild, has almost outdone himself
in a long article regarding the mer
maid anil other things. As a hum
orist lie ranks with Bill Nye, and
this aforesaid mermaid article is
way ahead of Bill Nye’s average
product ions. M r. Guild shows more
actual originality limn Nye does,
and though I he mermaid effusion
may not Im regarded as classical
literature, it contains some merit.
The newspaper slang in it spoils
it as a classical production, yet it.
is thoroughly characteristic of jour
nalisin in the wild and woolly west.
The const air did Mr. Guild good.
He can spin yarns and weave them
into lies of whole cloth better than
ever before.
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Mrs. May, elected last J line as
school superintendent of Tillamook
county, is not in it. Neither will
she be. Judge Burnett has decided
that it would be uneonst it litional
for her to hold the office, and there
is not enough in the salary to pay
her to carry the matter ton higher
court. It is time Oregon's consti
tution was made over to lit the
civilized condit ions of I he n in teen th
century.—Yai iliill Independent.