Tillamook headlight., September 14, 1893, Image 3

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A SWISS BUTTER COW.
She Has Made the Highest Record In a
Public Test.
The brown Swiss dairy cattle will
probably bo the next ones to to boomed.
The Guernsey boom is on now. The
Jersey boom has never bursted from the
t me it began .30 years r.go. There fa
room in this country, however, for all
the great dairy breeds that can bo fos­
tered. Our picture shows well the type
and points of the Swiss mountain butter
yielder.
Hard on the Cat Either Way.
A small boy had r. dog that was rough,
U most small bovs’ dogs are. and a young
girl who lived next door had a kitten.
Sly as all cats ar». On., day the small
boy came nomLalautly tuts
girl’s
presence, and after somo desultory con­
versation he said:
•’You know my dog Barca and your
cat Darling?”
“Yes."
“Well, my dog had a piece of meat,
and he thought your cut was going to
1 :ke it away from him."
•■Thought!" exclaimed the wise girl.
• What makes you say the dog thought!
You know dogs don’t think: they in­
stinct.”
“Well,” said the boy, “I don’t know
whether he thought or whether he in-
stincted it, but anyway lie killed your
—Pearson’s Weekly.
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sides ail the important telegraphic news
and selected miscellany, and com­
ments fearlessly and indepen­
upon all topics.
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Forest QroVe and Roseburg.
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Liquor, Opium,
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and Tobacc' Habits.
BROWN SWISS COW.
The cow in the illustration is Brienz.
owned in Illinois. This little brown
Swiss wears the ribbon as the greatest
butter producer ever entered in a public
test. In quantity of milk s’.ie has been
surpassed by animals of other breeds,
but at a cattle show i:i Chicago Brienz
produced 11 pounds of butter in three
days.
Dairymen. Look at These FI ~ lire*.
I know a hardworking dairyman who
works a place on shares and from a
dairy of 10 cows gets about 200 pounds
e f milk per iky. His half share in this,
taken to tho cheese factory, brings him
something like 70 cents every 24 hours.
Now, he hires a man by the day. giving
him $1.25 and board for every 10 hours’
work. So. including cost of board, he
does not receive half enough from his
share of the dairy to pay his hired help.
The question naturally arises. Where is
he to make the other half ami ulso make
money for his own wages?
Well, he has a hopyard of five acres,
as most dairymen have here in connection
with their farms. But how ubout the
income from this source? He cannot
hope for more than 4.0(10 pounds of hops,
ar.d as hops are now worth 20 cents per
I ound his share would be something like
:'4(I3. From other sources besides his
dairy and hops, such as grain, potatoes,
etc.. he can get enough surplus to finish
paying the hired man. That will leave
kirn with the lj400 as his own wages for
tho year, and from this ho must supjiort
his family and himself.
Not a very cheerful outlook, is it? His
hired man will make more cleur money
than lie will, and will not have to work
r.s hard. If hops are higher than £0
cents a ¡>ound next fall, lie will obtain a
correspondingly larger income, but they
i re likely to be even lower than the fig­
ures named. In any event, there ii the
prospect of a whole year chock full of
hard days’ work with barely common faiy.
But it docs not fall to t'.ie lot of any
agriculturist to have easy days’ work,
r.nd they are not looking for that. Some
< f them, however, worry over the mat­
ter if they do not obtain a good rate of
interest on the sweat they shed and the
brawn they expend in tilling the soil.
Worry is brain work, ami as the Amer­
ican brain is a very ingenious organ
when it keeps itself busy the ambitious
American dairyman who worries (just a
little) is apt to derive the biggest income
from liia muscular work.
In the case that I have cited there lias
been too much apathy and too little
worry in the past. The present tenant
is not altogether to blame for this, but
the owner is rather to blame for having
a dairy of 10 cows on the place that
yield only 200 ponnds of milk ¡>er day in
nearly the flush of feed.
These 10 cows should be giving more
nearly 400 [siunds per day than 200. an<l
they would if they were of the right
stump. I hear some reader exclaim:
•Oil. pshaw! You fellows who write
are always setting up a'-i ideal star lard
that cannot be followed in practice."
But listen, my friend. Supfio.se that we
have l>een right there an 1 know how it
goes from experience, as the most of us
do. cannot yon believe that there is some­
thing in it then?
If yon are not convinced. go forth and
list to the teachings of other ilairymen
nboat you. who are making ui ,re money
than yon are.—George L Newell in
American Cultivator
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Bill Heads, Statements, and
Envelops, Business Cards,
Visiting Cards, Placards,
Shipping Tags, Posters,
Gutter-Snipe* andCirculars.
Commercial Job Printing.
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Wedding and Ball Invita­
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Book work done to order.
We keep the ls“st qualities of
pa|HT carila, and stc’ionery,
and can always guarantee
satisfaction in that line.
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Little Gladys—Granny, go down on
your hands and knees for a minute,
please.
Fond Grandmother—What am I to do
that for, my pet?
Little Gladys—’Cause I wants to draw
an elephant.—Judy.
Are just the same as at
Won by Waitin'*.
O ver 100,000 P ersons have
been C ured and no such thing
as F ailure is K nown .
The Only Tiling Left.
“How was the audience at your ren­
dering of ’Hamlet’ last night.- " was asked
of a barnstormer.
“Very, very poor.”
••Why, what was the matter with it?”
"I don’t know, but I suppose I shall
have to rewrite the play before the peo­
ple up here will like it.”—Tit-Bits.
G irrespj.idensa and personal visits
at either Institute or at the Portland
consultation office, Third an Morrison
Streets, i .vited.
F. L. T aylor ,
M edical D irector ,
F rank D avey ,
M anager
FOREST GRQVE.
F. P. L onergan ,
P hysicician in C harge .
C. B. C ampbell .
B usiness M anager .
ROSEBURG.
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everything needed ilia first class
printing o'lice is found in the
Hr: iimiiiirr
establishment.
Tlie plant is very extensive
for a town of the size ami
additions in the way of
paper is
borders, cuts, ty|>e and
pr in ted
machinery are la*ing
n the very
made all the time.
best
style of
Tlie iiuK’liinery and
the
art,
ns to
fixtures are of the
in ec li n n leal
latest and most
ty|Higri<pli-
approved kind,
Hp|sm rance,
and every de­
the print is clear,
partment
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advertisements
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mid the very
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found in
is used. No efforts are
country
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lour tlie Is-st comity
newspaper in Oregon, or
7 the N-irtli West, for that
matter. You nee I not (eel
iislimned to send the 11 k im.ioiir
vast to friends or pros|s'<tive
immigrant*—its ap|*'arnnce will
convince anyone that we have n
l>ro*|sToii, ami enterprising county.
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Saw & Planing Mills
There Yet.
Wife—I’ll warrant there’s a letter
written by a woman in your pocket now.
Husband—Impossible, my dear! Yon
know I-----
Wife—I know I wrote one and gave it
The Model t'hmemnker.
Again 1 can see him as lie v.-orks about to you to mail three days ago.—Truth.
the factory with an air of genuine 'em-
Biblical.
inine cleanliness, slicking up the floors
••Paul. I wonder if our little Timothy
and scrubbing the tinware, brightening
up the cheeses as he turns them from day is hungry again? He’s been crying «oft-
to day. Neither will the whey tank es- ly for quite awhile now.”
••Yes. Maria, I guess he is haring a
cape his watchful eye. He well knows
the terrible resnlts which tnnst sooner little whine for his stomach's sake.”—
or later overtake a cbeewmaker who al­ Exchange.
ii ws the filth to accumulate in an un
Th. Mechanical Ostrich.
washed whey tank, whereby every crack,
Susan—Clocks is mighty modest, Hi­
crevice and seam of all the milk cans ram. They keep their hands over their
< f bis many patron* are invested with a Laces all the time.
<’.angerou* bacteria which though nn
Hiram—So they do, Susan, but they
seen is nevertheless a great foe and is don't hide their figgers.- Detroit Free
the prime cause of bringing millions of Press.
founds of cheese on the rejected list,
R m * III. R«.l»re
in short, be is a man that has an ever
lasting watchfulness over little things,
Cneasy Passenger ton au ix-ean steam­
and the idea of rushing things at a tre­ ship)—Dss-su’C I be vessel tip frightfully?
Dignified Steward—The w.-sæl. mum.
mendous spewl for the sake of going
»-fishing, seeing his best girl or lounging is trying to set a good bexamplc to the
tn a saloon never enters his busy brain.
passenger*.—Chicago Tribune.
Yon ask. Has the u>od< I cheesemaker
•are la <-•.
any interest in his product after it
leave, his hands? I repeat as I said
Brown—Will your wife be st church
tn the start: He is an honest. well in tomorrow?
formed, shrewd buxine*., man He has
Jones—1 think she will. She liaau t
already investigated the laws of trade, yet decided what kind of a Loow-t she
the laws of supply ami <lem.mil awl al-o wants. —Brvokh n Life.
the laws, both national and state, re
He Worked I p.
fating to milk, butter and rbsear and
their wotelerfnl and dangrror.s *uleti
Willis—Is be an eye doe-tor? Why, 1
tntea—oho and fillet! cix.se. He is th. p- thought he wa« a chirop >llst.
ly interested in all these qn -s’.kms -Ad-
Wallace— He need to be. Ee !«gan at
Irese at a Dairymen s Convention.
the f<«j< and worked up, yon i —Truth I
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BEWARE OF
bakes and Imitators!
Had Him There.
A Harlem jiarent lias a son who took
piano lessons at Professor Zweibetr’s
house, but was supposed to do his prac­
ticing on the piano at home. The parent
had a suspicion that the youth did not
practice much. One day he said:
“Tommy, do you practice regularly on
the piano when I am down town?"
“Yes, pa."
“Every dav?"
“Yes, pa.”'
“How long did you practice yester­
day?”
“Two hours."
“And today?"
“Three hours."
“I am glad to hear that you practice
so regularly.-’
“Yes, pa.”
“And next time you practice be sure
you unlock the piano. Here is the key.
I locked the piano and put the key in my
picket a week ago."—Texas Siftings.
L eslie e . K eele Y.
Complete, Permanent
Cures Assured.
“Possibly you remember nn.
It was a bright sunshiny day. and the
large dry goods store in which our story
opens was crowded. A mild mannered
and pleasant faced lady in the prime of
womanhood had made her way through
the throng, and stood facing the sales­
lady at the notion counter, a woman
grown old in the service of her em >loy-
<rs, and who now looked seareliiiiglv
into thi> face of the visitor as the words
quoted above were spoken.
“Madam." she said hesitatingly as a
faint gleam of recognition came into her
face, “I certainly have seen you before,
but for the moment I cannot place you."
“Don’t you remember," said hej; ques­
tioner gently, “one morning several
years ago a young girl came in here and
bought two dozen pinhooks, for which
she gave you 50 cents?”
Then it was that the saleslady knew
her. “Madam,” she said as she reached
under the counter for a small envelope,
“I remember you very well now, al­
though the years have altered you," and
she iiassed out the envelope. "Here,
madam, is your change.”—Harper’s Ba­
zar.
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